Kawaranu Mono ＜Kirameki no Gōremu＞

I will be a golem.

I was able to get 21 coins called Star Gold coins on my first labyrinth expedition.

Assuming this coin was worth about 1,000 yen in Japanese yen, it would be 21,000 yen. If it was worth about 100 yen, it would be 2,100 yen. If it was worth about 10,000 yen, you would have gotten 210,000 yen!

I don't know how much money this is, but there's only one thing I can say.

If it's worth at least 2,100 yen, you can buy a brush! Then you might even buy a towel!

I have to go buy this now, get my brush!

I don't. - I go for that grocery store where they pushed me on the porch, and I walk around the city.

"Hey, hey, that one."

"Oh, you look like a golem"

"But that's all right."

"You're not wearing it."

Damn, am I just walking around the city? I don't have all this either - a curse on the porch. What a horrible item. But it helps to put in star gold coins and stuff. Think positively! I am helped by this. I don't have to grasp the star gold coin because of this. The pattern is just terrible. Without it, it's a regular bag.

I'm going into the grocery store. Go to the brush corner I used to check. No toilet brushes. Let's choose something else. Um, I wonder if this white or something. This would show at a glance how dirty it was.

When I turn the brush around to my back, oh, it reaches my back properly. There is no itching, but it seems like it will reach the itching area as well. Hmm, that's it. No, I like this. Nice to meet you, my brush number one, Whitey!

I convince one person to grab a brush and go to the counter. On the counter, just like before, there was a helping girl a sitting. A girl looks at me and says, "Ah." But I'm not surprised because it happened before. Ha-ha-ha, looks like you've become a familiar guest. Regular.

I'll put a white tier on the counter. And I don't - when I scramble to take the star gold out of the porch, I snap, "What, are you still using that?" and look at the girl like she saw something incredible!!

My hand in trying to take out the star gold coin stops unexpectedly. Wow, I, I, I want to take it off if I can! But I can't get it off with a curse!! Just walk outside, my stock is. Down, the damage to me from the reputation damage is immeasurable!!!

{Log: The effect of [enlightenment stuff] has sedated the state of excitement}

Relax, this is a regular porch. Ordinary storage. That's all. Don't worry about the pattern.

I'll try one star gold coin on the counter. I don't know, how much is it worth? From the girl's reaction, you can see its value.

The girl is surprised to say, "What, this?" Wasn't it enough, gently sending out another star gold coin? "What, what," the girl surprises me, alternating between star gold coins and me, but doesn't bill me. Is it not enough?

Plus I give out another star gold coin. "Yeah," the girl is amazing, but she still doesn't bill me. After all, was it only worth about 100 yen? My other one. When I tried, the girl screamed "Oh Aww" just like before and pulled into the back of the store.

After a while the girl came back as she tried to hide in the shadow of her liverball mother. I didn't want to see her if I could. He cursed me.

Seeing my cursed pouch diagonally, my livered mother looked satisfied and said, "Oh, I think you like it! I'm happy for you too," he says with a smile.

I probably shook my head from left to right, but I couldn't get through to my liver mother saying, "You don't have to hesitate like that." Guru, what a mypace. What a self-interpretation. Oh, my God!

"So, is it a big deal that the good golem is here again, Olivia?"

"Chi, no, Mother! I think I'd like to buy a white brush, so I sent out a gold coin I've never seen!! I've never seen the real thing, but could this not be a star gold coin?"

"Huh? Some idiot would send out a star gold coin to buy a brush... you were here"

Hmm, I guess this reaction is pretty expensive. I guess it was worth about 10,000 yen. I can't help but think of it as a shopping trip for 10,000 yen on a brush of about 300 yen. When I'm alone, yeah. Convinced, my liver balls mother talks to me.

"Good golem, you, this star gold coin can't be used anywhere in this store."

What, why? I protest absolutely! I want this brush, Whitey! If this Star Gold coin is worth it, I want it exchanged!! Of course, there's no need to change it! I desperately keep appealing, but I can't get through to my liver mother.

"I can't, you're so scared I can't take it. You don't seem to know anything about money, so I'll tell you something. This is the basic copper coin. By the way, these white brushes are eight pieces of copper, you'll see."

I nod honestly, of course. The explanation of the liver balls mother continues.

"Ten little copper coins over here will serve one piece of copper coin. Ten more copper coins will be used for one large copper coin over here. Plus, 10 big copper coins for one of these silver coins. Normally, we only use these coins until about this time."

I see. I wonder if a piece of copper coin is about 100 yen. I don't know.

"So on top of that, there are even bigger silver coins, gold coins, and bigger gold coins, but the most valuable thing is this star gold coin you're making out of. People like us don't get to spend stars and gold in a lifetime."

hey, my god, it was so worth it!! i know it's hugely expensive, but i wonder exactly how much it is. When my neck was shaken, my liver balls mother guessed at me.

"Well, I think one star gold coin was for 100,000 copper coins."

"Well, it should be. Mother. That's what your father told me before."

Oh, my God, this star gold coin is for 100,000 copper coins! Sounds like I was super rich sometime! I'm a celebrity now! It makes me a little happy.

"So don't let this star gold coin go. You can't sell this brush because you can't use it in our store."

As I agree with my liver balls mother, the girl is shaking her head vertically with an amazing bump.

Yeah, but I probably don't have a star gold coin - it's going to be a pouch. I drop my shoulder when I can't help but have unusable star gold coins and unusable money. The girl seemed sympathetic to my soggy appearance.

"Mother, don't you feel sorry for Mr. Golem? I could give you this brush..."

"Don't be silly, Olivia! Where's the store where I just give you my stuff!"

"But I gave you that porch, didn't I?"

"It was never sold, so it was disposed of in stock. It didn't sell for 7 years, and nobody wanted to use it, so it's a different story."

I am stunned and look at my liver balls mother differently. Was I cursed for disposing of the inventory? Oh, my God. Maybe the resentment that's been selling out forever sticks to this bag.

Nevertheless, the kindness of a girl comes into my steel heart when I look at my liver balls mother. Thank you, girl. I'm sorry about the typical help girl a. You're a decent threesome knitting help girl!

I try to put my hands on the girl after the store. And a girl called me.

"Ah, that good Mr. Golem. What happened to the wristband you used to wear?"

Hmm, and when I look at my left wrist, I do not have a wristband. What do you mean? Remember, remember. Load the golem memory!

{Choose: Load which of the little mermaids, the queen's swinging tits, maps of the world, trips from the mermaid country, the falling marks of the golem, high touches with Ichiro and Giraud, the deacon's power sexual harassment, and the flying dragon king?}

What, what's that? This is where they say, "There's no skill in golem memory," right?

I didn't know you could read out pictures in golem memory. I don't have instructions, so I'm just going to have to figure out my features by hand. It's the only way, do you want to load the queen's swinging tits?

< The Queen's Tits Shaking and Cushioned with Humph >

Hmmm, the image of that time really came back to life with different dimensions!!

If this were the case, I should have cut my mind shutter more. Next time, remember something about a lady or something in your spare time, let's cut the shutter.

Why don't you concentrate on the wristband now? Oh, could it have burned with dragon flames? I don't. - I was obsessed with the porch and I didn't care about the wristband at all. I wonder if you could make it if I asked for a cameo.

I waved that there was no OKOK problem and left the grocery store behind.

Farewell, Whitey!

Be happy if someone else buys it!

◆

I came to the Adventurer Guild. Looking for a cameo, it looks like you're just not dealing with anyone. Go in front of the seagull, stretch your back and make them realize I exist.

"Oh, Mr. Golem. What can I get you?"

I show my left wrist and appeal to want the wristband again. The cameo said, "Oh, you've lost your wristband! I'll have it ready right away, so wait!" he said, not one disgusting face, and took it on.

I would like to admire that attitude of customer service. Looks like the seagull was still a pretty good receptionist. Waiting for my wristband, Chalao is about to approach.

Hmm, what can I do for you?

"Hey, detached golem! Hey, before this."

Bing, cancer!! "Whoa whoa!!" Batan.

What? Hey, the chair just flew in. It hit the charao with great speed. Looks like he collapsed without a reception, but are you okay, Charao? I was worried about Chalao and a camouflage called to see what was going on.

"Mr. Golem, it's okay. That's not how Guglio dies!"

No, you sure won't die, but you'll get hurt. Okay, leave me alone.

"I have a bad Guglio trying to tease me, even though I have no use for Mr. Golem. Hey, guys."

That's how the cameo smiles and looks around at the adventurers he was around.

"Oh, yeah, Camouflage's right."

"Stickers, too."

"That was Guglio's fault."

Is that right, if that's what everyone says, well, okay? Maybe Charao hates you. I received a wristband from a cameo and left the guild. This time too, the cameo dropped me off outside the guild. It's like VIP treatment. I don't feel anything down there, but, well, no.

And from this day on, we are almost no longer entangled in our guild.