Kawaranu Mono ＜Kirameki no Gōremu＞

I will be a golem.

If I thought I'd go to the advanced dungeon today, five guild officials, including a cameo, would be waiting for me outside the inn. Speaking of which, you were called to the guild yesterday. I forgot. Be quiet with the "Come" guild staff. I'll head to the guild.

In the guild, he was suddenly put through to the old man's room.

This old man looks pretty fucked up, too. Would you have had so many gray hair? After all, it seems that something called the head of the organization is constantly struggling. I gently slap my old man on the shoulder wondering if I'm okay. I didn't know you were going to be in my seat. I sighed a lot and my old man cut me out, "Golem, there's someone who wants to see you".

"As far as I'm concerned, I want to register you as an adventurer."

What the hell is going on here?

"You are so out of standard that I want to know how much power you have. If I had a dungeon card, it would record me diving to what level of the labyrinth."

Hmm, there's nothing different about me either. I'd like you to register me as an adventurer if possible. The adventurer's dungeon card is engraved with stars. Beginning with no stars, then with every track record gained, it's like more stars. Sounds really interesting, doesn't it? I heard that 3-star adventurers are awesome and not enough to count the best 7-star adventurers in the world.

Heh heh heh, when I'm an adventurer too, I'll get you up to 7 stars fastest.

"This time, from the headquarters of the Adventurer Alliance, five adventurers have come to make a decision on whether or not to recognize you as an adventurer on an exceptional basis"

I snort Hmm.

"One is a 7-Star Adventurer and the rest is a 6-Star Adventurer. Well, seven stars is the guild master at headquarters. And the rest of them, they're their apprentices. This is where the Alliance Master is coming from. I think so."

Well, is the peak of the adventurer here for me? Aren't you quite happy? A little special treatment.

"Well, I think I'm done watching you for a second. Because you've already dived into the dungeon and you've got a good track record. I asked you not to do any weird screening or exams."

I see this old man admits to all my daily cancer. I'll do more dungeon tactics to meet your old man's expectations! Grab a fist all the time and tell the old man it's because he'll hang in there.

"No, don't be discouraged. Really. Then I'll get them from HQ."

I sit and wait for a while, wondering what a 7 or 6-Star Adventurer is like. I'm a little excited.

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The old man came back with five adventurers in the room. I didn't have time to say hello, and the young adventurers began to say what they thought to me.

"Wow, it's really a golem. Tiny."

"Are you sure you have such a strong golem? It doesn't look like much."

"Didn't you have to come all the way here?"

"Mr. Gammongas's eyes seem to have faded a lot."

Hmm, something terrible is to be said. Can't you help it because they think I'm Tueeeee? I was expecting cooler adventurers, so I'm a little disappointed. I drop my shoulder a little. It was the old man who was in a hurry.

"Bye, silly! Oh, my God! All of a sudden you guys are willing to sell a fight!?"

"That's right, you guys think you're strong and look around too much. One of these days I'm gonna see you in pain."

I guess the sinister old man who talked following the old man is the guild master at HQ.

"But, Master. I can't admit to registering adventurers for demons without Tamer."

"Yes, the character of the adventurer will be lost."

"If we take down such a demon, why don't we just do it?"

"It's a metal golem, so you might be able to cover your travel expenses"

Oh, it's amazing. I've been blending into this city lately. It's been a long time since they've reacted like this. It's a little fresh. After all, there are some of these people. Because there are people of all personalities, there is no choice.

"Hey, you guys, come on!"

"You guys, I brought you here because you said you were watching me in silence!"

The old men are angry with the young adventurers.

"At first I tried to keep my mouth shut, but when I saw the real thing, I knew I couldn't. I can't believe I recognized demons as adventurers."

"Yeah, I can't admit it either. I don't care what your master says."

The other two are nodding to agree. So four of the five people who judge say no? So you're saying you can't. Too bad, but I can't help it. Then raise your hand to the old man and I'll try to leave the room. My old man stops me from saying, "Wait a minute."

"Hey, that golem, you're awesome. I'm not ashamed to use such a weird pouch."

"Maybe you think it's cool with the aesthetics of demons."

"But you don't have that porch, hehe"

Come on, don't be a little pissed off about saying you're off about what you care about. I'm sure I'll find the adventurers.

"Come on, you gonna do it? We don't care."

"Rather, you wish or fulfill"

"Well, without this golem, the problem will go away."

"Is that the best way to round this place up"

You can't keep your mouth shut anymore, Zispo faces out of the porch, mucking your teeth out, complaining to the four adventurers.

"Cheeky!"

(If your parents keep their mouths shut, mind you!)

"Ah, Softis Mouse! It's a labyrinth specialty here. I was just going to hunt and go home."

At the same time, a woman threw a knife at a zispo. Looks like Zispo can't react. I play the pacifier knife. Zispo, who was finally able to react, didn't make sense - he dived into the porch.

"You're just so stiff because you're a golem," the woman muttered, looking a little sorry for playing my knife. I turn to the old man and ask him in gesture what to do with these guys.

"!! su, sorry! Golem, I didn't mean to call these guys!"

"Anis! What are you doing!"

The old men are in a hurry, but these guys seem motivated. I've been getting my hands on my child and I'm coming to my head for a bit. I was definitely here to kill Zispo. If you want to fight so much, let's fight for you.

I give four adventurers a quick hand and show them to follow me. Did you convey my intentions, the four of you follow me?

"Wait! Golem! I'm sorry!" the old man shouted, but it was agreed by both parties. There's nothing wrong with that. I ignored my old man's voice and moved the place to a meadow a little further from the labyrinth city.

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Across the meadow, me and four adventurers. When I was walking around the city, the people who heard the noise followed me. That's why I have such a cool gallery. I found a cameo in the gallery, so I left the zispo with the cameo. We'll be fine because we seem close.

"Mr. Golem! Good luck!"

"Mr. Golem! Let them fly!"

"Oh, my God! Phew."

Most of the galleries support me! I guess I was accepted into this city. Kind of touching. It calms my mind that I'm just a little frustrated. But the mind that was trying to calm down with the voice of the adventurer across the street goes out again.

"You're a pretty popular guy. But I'll knock you down here. Yeah, but if you're running, I won't stop you, so feel free to run."

I wonder what you're talking about, Koz. Why should I run away from the weak?

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Kaeis, the guild master of Gammon Gas and HQ, talks as he watches the opposite golem and four adventurers. Gammon gas has a bitter face. Kaeis with a face that shows that he has trouble with his growing apprentice.

"Gammon gas, have you already appraised that golem?"

"No, not yet. When I register as an Adventurer, I want to be appraised with an appraisal stone. As much as possible, I don't want to antagonize that golem. Because of all the idiots you brought in, this city could be doomed today."

"No way, that won't happen. Those idiots are only good with their arms. That's why I'm having trouble growing up. I'm sorry if I defeated that golem."

"No, you look too sweet at that golem. You saw my report."

"Oh, I saw it. But as for the Labyrinth of Despair, is it just his self-declaration?"

"Shit, I should have proceeded with arbitrariness. Those golems are close to the city guys, so I hope those four just die."

"Is that so horrible? I can't feel the aura of the mighty from that golem."

"I'm being deceived by my looks. It's just like a little fish can't make the ocean wide."

"Really? If that's the way it is, let me appraise it."

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"Why don't you run away? Okay, I'll go with you."

A man approaching me at a tremendous speed waves his sword down against me. I sprinkle my sword with Kin. What a surprise a man is going to take me down to that extent?

I make a breathtaking gesture and show the adventurers that four people are coming at the same time. Four adventurers all of a sudden don't be ridiculous.

The man with the wand and glasses starts chanting. The woman starts running around me, wrapping steel threads around me. Do you think you can seal my movements to this extent? The two remaining men will join forces with me to slaughter them.

I take all those attacks without a defense. You don't even think you can do it, the adventurers are still coming at me sparingly saying, "You're pretty stiff," "but you don't seem to have any hands or feet, so I'm not going to attack you like this."

{Log: Golem appraised}

Mm, someone appraised me. Who's there?

Looking around, there was a surprised headquarters guild master.

Oh, you want to fight me, too? I can focus on my gaze toward the Alliance Master. Then the Alliance Master at HQ is buttocking and lagging behind. If you want to fight, I'll deal with you later, so just wait there.

Two women and a man come in for an extended attack. Are these guys really 6 and 7 star adventurers? Can you not question that I have not had one scratch?

"Get away!" exclaims the glasses man, and three adventurers distance themselves from me. When a man with glasses yells "Meteor Strike," a giant sphere of fire falls from the sky with me in his face. It is easy to erase with the line lights, but it is not necessary to erase them. There is no danger in the gallery at this distance, so I take a direct hit of magic without defense.

A loud firepillar went up around me with the roar of duh-oh!!

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Gamongas, suddenly, thought I'd give a voice to Cayes with his buttocks on, but I can't take my gaze off the sight in front of him. Those are 6-Star Adventurers. I'm talented, and I guess I've made an effort to match it. So I can easily predict that until now these guys have come this far without losing. Those around them are watching with goku and breath.

"Wow, is this how they fight the top adventurers"

"That's a furious attack."

"Mr. Golem doesn't move a step, but is he okay?"

Mr. Golem won't be a problem.

"Oh, you can't move, you can't move."

"Mr. Golem seems a little angry this time, so if you're worried about him, it's the other guy"

"Different."

Listening to the stories of the adventurers around him, Gamongas glances at Kaeis, who is finally up. Looks a little trembling. Speak to Kaeith while you think this man is unusual.

"What about the results of the appraisal?"

"I'm sorry. You were right this time. I shouldn't have put my hands on that golem. It's our fault for sure."

"That's unusual, I can't believe you admitted it so lightly."

"You haven't appraised that golem, so you can say that lightly. If I knew the power of that golem, very much like you, I wouldn't be involved in that golem"

"So much?"

"Oh, if you do bad, the world will perish"

"So much?"

"One end of the force can be seen if we look at what's going to happen in front of us. I'll help you register that golem as an adventurer, too."

"Well, that would help if you would cooperate. Can I suddenly play a 5 star card?"

"No, you should quit that"

"Oh well, all of a sudden 5 stars is too much. I'd keep it at about 3 stars"

"No. The other way around. Do the black card."

"Huh? You've never been issued a black card before, have you? That one."

"Don't make a mess, it's a black card. I'll arrange the cards. I'll take care of everything else."

"Well, I'm gonna help."

A giant firepillar rose in the meadow with the roar of duo. Golem seems to have had a direct hit, but from the look on Kaeith's face, it must be the adventurers who suck.

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The flames subside and my vision gradually opens. "Did you do too much," the man with glasses, who was good at it, dropped the cane he had in his hand. "Ugh, that's a lie," he mutters, shuddering. They finally got a sense of crisis from me with the other three flat out.

I wonder if this would have been more of an adventurer for skinheads who had carefully explored the labyrinth.

My turn comes next, generating countless line lights around me about a ballpoint pen. The adventurers try to distance themselves from me, marveling at how it goes. It's the same thing if I tell you to pack the distance away.

I fire line lights at the adventurers at once. Tune, Tune and Light sparkle, destroying all the weapons the adventurers had in their hands and all the canes falling to the ground. I don't scratch one on the adventurers. They don't even have to hurt me like this. The dazzling adventurers in front of you will be taught an even more overwhelming difference in power. It's troublesome how many times this has happened.

I raise one hand up and generate four giant line lights. I wave my arms down toward the stunned adventurer.

With the sound of Chudon!, there was a huge bottom invisible hole in front of each of the adventurers. I give my gaze to the hardening adventurers. Looks like he's shaking. As we take one step toward the adventurers, we scream and kneel on the spot. I went back to the city to see how it went and just lost interest.

I reflected that I might not have grown up a little bit, but if my child got his hands on me, I wouldn't be able to keep my parents quiet. It's the only thing.

Oh, I left the zispo in the seagull.