Kawaranu Mono <Kirameki no Gōremu>

Episode 121: Introducing and Screwing Athletes

I will be a golem.

The main battle for the martial arts in Falcon began. Apparently, the main battle takes place in tournament form. Looks like we're gonna be able to decide who we're gonna hit with. I guess you mean luck is among strength.

"Golin, a monstrous dwarf who deals with giant hammers in his little body!

When the steering committee member of the tournament introduces the player, the referred player proceeds to the centre of the ring. And it's like pulling a lottery.

Dwarves at first. A horrible species of dwarf, also known as my natural enemy. Let's be careful not to lose sight of him. You can handle giant hammers that are more than twice as good as your body.

"Next up, my Falcon is proud of the brave Romen! He's the winner of the previous tournament! Romen is going to win again this year!

Wow! That's a great cheer. The yellow voice, Lady Romen, also flies quite a bit. Isn't that what you call home?

Lomen, the birdman who goes to the center of the ring, is quite large. Washi or Eagle? Oh, the eagles and the eagles are together! You have a long spear.

"Sheena, an amazing wizard who can perform a series of advanced magic! This is one of only two women in the tournament to compete in the main battle now!

I think it's a people's race. A wizard wearing a robe. She's not young enough to be a witch, she's about thirty ways old.

"7 Stars Current 6-Star Adventurer Smacat Buo San Alexidria! He is also arguably the ace of the Adventurer Guild, which usually operates for four! Is this the man who stands in front of the brave Romen?!?"

Oh? Isn't that the leader like a 6-star adventurer I met in a labyrinth city? Heh. It's called Smakkat. I didn't know. I mean, it's a long name.

"Chu, chu, chu!?"

(Oh, is that a fool who fought for his parents before!?)

Sounds like Gispo, who was eating food bought in the street with Munchkin, also noticed the adventurer. I snort.

And an ace? If they're aces, what am I called? I take out my notebook and write questions to a good man who wants to be on the side.

If they are the Aces of the Adventurer Alliance, what will I be of the Alliance?

"Well Lord Golem is a guild kike, no, a trump card! Trump card, please keep Lord Golem at bay."

Ho ho. Am I a trump card? Isn't that pretty good! I write a message saying no.

< Call me if you have any problems!

< I can always help!

"Ah, oh. If anything happens to you, please."

I snort. A good man who wants to see my message seems surprised by how generous I am.

"Iska, master of swords who won freedom only with sword arms from slaves! You won't allow your opponent to fight back with a giant sword!

Wow, what a disgusting big sword!? Amazing how freely you can handle that big sword. Well, I don't either - I'm not losing because I freely handle my porch. It has the biggest drawback of not being able to take it off, but otherwise it's free to do so.

"The giant squid! Is there anyone who can defeat this man who has the resilience of a threat!

Big. Isn't there about five meters? The color of the body is brown. When it came to giants, I had a green image, but I guess the impact of the movie.

"Next, make it the youngest in the tournament right now, one of the two women to compete in the main battle, the White Beast Man girl Haku! Overwhelmingly quick to win the qualifying round intact!

Oh, it's a huck! Whoa, it's like I pulled number four. I wonder who number three is, Romen. Is the first battle against the birdmen? He seems to be a winning candidate, but Haku should be able to win.

"The lizard fighter, the dreaded warrior who unilaterally bogged his opponent with quick movement and intense blows, Kika!

Heh, lizard people. You're a Lizardman. There were similarities to the enemy characters in the game I was playing. Three of them are now buddies.

Apparently, we're going to fight Smackat.

"Dark Elves, Goici, who excelled in Dark Spirit magic!

Oh, dark elves. Has anyone who was an elf, like Ipaad, fallen to the dark side? Or is it born?

"Nanaba, a fishmonger's soldier who is demonstrating the strength of the threat even when he goes ashore! In the qualifying round, water magic has sealed the opponent's movements and won it up."

He's a fisherman. Heh, fishermen can work ashore, too. I thought you could only breathe underwater.

"I've never seen it before. Killing doesn't kill you. Threatening race, immortal Cumin! I can't hide my surprise at how it looks like it's undead! He's an unusual man who's traveling looking for a place to die. I was hoping to die in the prize of victory."

What!!? That's a trick! You look like an undead, that's an undead!?

Yep!!?

Wouldn't it have been nice if that one could compete!?

Is that good?

"Ah, oh. Well, immortals aren't demons."

What a hard man to answer. A good man answers. Is it true you're not a demon? Well, this guy's not a steering committee member of the tournament, so I guess there's nothing he can do.

Immortals? If it's not undead, then prayer shouldn't go through. I think I'll give it a try. I'll put my hands together and pray to Kamin.

{Log: Golem did 400 damage to Immortal Cumin}

{Log: The immortal Kamin became dust and ascended to heaven}

Ah. It worked.

"What!? Yep, yep!! What a sudden Kamin player has disappeared in the light!? What happened!? Please wait!!!"

The steering committee of the tournament is surprised and noisy. Other players besides Huck in the ring are making a scene.

Ma, not good. It's been hard on me. He killed Kamin.

What should I do? I'm thrilled to see a good man next door. The man is surprised when he opens his eyes. Let's pretend I'm surprised here, too. I put my hands up and make a gesture of Jesus Christ.

The venue's stiffness is hard to fit. I mean, well, it doesn't make sense for an athlete to disappear all of a sudden. Well, you can't stop blurring, can you? Wouldn't I have done it?

It's exciting. It'll be a little soggy.

{Log: The effects of [Enlightenment Thing] have resolved the upset state}

But when you calm down and think about it, Kamin said he was looking for a place to die, and without using Kanaale, his wish came true, so I think it would have been nice. Um, I think I did a good thing.

Let's be grand.

After a while, the Games' management committee said, "We don't really know the ecology of immortality, so it may suddenly disappear. Therefore, Kamin will abstain if he does not show up by the start of the game," he announced.

Because he's immortal, he may be regenerating, but the voice of the world has risen to heaven. I don't think so. Sleep in peace. I prayed for Kamin's blessings.

{Log: Golem did 400 damage to Cumin the Immortal in regeneration}

{Log: Kamin, the immortal in regeneration, is gone}

……

Was Kamin regenerating? Immortal life force, Odorabe. It's just that now I hear it's gone, so I guess it's really dead.

As it were, well, he died the way he wished, so isn't Kamin the one who wants it? You're not supposed to hear the world but me, so let's shut up.

Let's get back on our minds and focus on the scratch.

"Brave Romen rivals, Black Winged Great Warriors, Dowb!

Um, that's a crow. I think I'm stronger with crows and eagles, but I don't know. I'd love to see Romen and Dowb fight, but it won't be possible because Haku and Romen will fight in Game 1.

"It's my bird tribe again! A puny that uses magic to strengthen its own body and turn it into a spear that pierces everything!

Oh, it's a penguin. It's a penguin, no matter what you think. Sure, penguins are birds, too, so it's not weird.

"Mosmo, a detached demon who began to be called the wandering great sage sometime ago!

He's wearing all sorts of magic tricks. You look old, but aren't you so charai-looking and embarrassed?

Still, with 16 people, it's hard to just pull the trigger. I wish you could have narrowed it down to about 8 people in the qualifying round. I don't know the name of the first player anymore.

"The mercenary regiment, the leader of the Red Beast, the beast man Monre! We are also good at battling with swords, but our claws and fangs also possess terrifying powers."

She has fine hair and a beard. Maybe that's a lion beast man.

"This will be my last introduction. He's a terrible quack user, a farmer's leachet! This time he came all the way to sell his crop, and when he entered the memorial, he was able to break through the brilliant qualifying round!

He's a little fat old man in a straw hat. It feels exactly like a farmer, but you used to make it through the qualifying round. Do you mean people don't look like it?

It's the last one, so it'll be the same whether you pull the lottery or not, but you pull it off once and for all. Is luck among his strengths, or is Reacher's opponent in Game 1 like Kamin the Immortal?

Now the tournament table is ready, and the game finally begins.

There were happenings along the way, but hang in there, Huck!