Li Zhiqing couldn't help but screamed fiercely after hearing what he said: "How do you say it, who is the ancestor in the daytime."
Tang Shunshi had already abandoned the teacup and held the black phosphorus in his palm instead. His small eyes that had been squeezed by meat all the year round as if they were half squinted were also widened, and they looked like a ghost in the sun.
Only now did Li Zhiqing realize that Tang Shunshi was wrong, stopped eating, and asked him, "Which evil is in your place?"
Tang Shunshi's expression was slightly reduced, and he raised his eyes to look at him, the arc of his eyebrows twisted in disbelief: "The evil of the ancestors."
"What is it?" Li Zhiqing narrowed his eyes, why didn't he understand.
"Wait for a while, let me slow down first." Tang Shunshi made a gesture to him, wiped his face vigorously before speaking again, "Tell me the things of the past two days from beginning to end. "
Li Zhiqing was puzzled: "Didn't you tell me on the phone last time?"
"Tell me again, as much detail as you can." Tang Shunshi rarely showed a serious face on the floor.
It was the first time that Li Zhiqing saw him showing such eager eyes to himself, and he looked at Tang Shunshi for a moment with indulgence. From the day when the rain suddenly turned sharp, Tang Shunshi's face was remembered when he talked about the dream that night when he met You Chuan. It changed a little, and when you talked about You Chuan reaching out, Tang Shunshi "slapped" his knuckles onto the table.
Li Zhiqing just heard the movement and hurt his hands. He didn't finish the pain for Tang Shunshi, and his forehead really hurt in the next second.
"Should I take a loan to buy you a brain!"
Li Zhiqing took a breath when he was bombed.
"Look at the lines on these scales," Tang Shunshi spread the black phosphorus in the middle of the long table, pointing his finger, "a stripe represents a thousand years, how many damn ones are there?"
Li Zhiqing leaned forward and looked at his fingertips: "Two."
Tang Shunshi gave him another forehead: "A good mouth is used to vent your breath! Are these two!"
"Isn't there two?" Li Zhiqing held his forehead unconvinced.
"Blind you have such big eyes! Give me a good look, how many densely stacked on this stripe?" There must be four or five lines on the outermost circle.
Li Zhiqing looked at it from a different angle, the scales were plated brightly by the sun, and the fine lines inside were immediately clearer. They were indeed densely stacked and interlaced. If you didn't look carefully, they thought they were two thick lines.
Tang Shunshi continued: "This is only the middle part that has been cut. Do you dare to imagine how many circles and circles can be on a complete slice?"
Then he lived a long time, Li Zhiqing thought with his eyes down.
Tang Shunshi looked at Black Phosphorus again and again, and when he finished, he poke the table top with his finger, and said with confidence: "That's not a dragon at all."
Li Zhiqing raised his eyelids to look at him. The first reaction was that these words were familiar to him. After thinking about it, he remembered that Tang Shun said last time that You Chuan was not a human, and he used similar sentence patterns.
The decks where they were sitting were not conspicuous, and it was not a meal now, there were not many customers in the shop, and the neighborhood was quiet enough, but Tang Shunshi cautiously swept around before continuing to whisper, "That's a dragon. "
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Zhiqing snapped the plastic fork in his hand with a click.
...This world is really illusory, and you can just walk away from the dragon and transform it into a dragon. At this moment, a real dragon popped out.
Okay, anyway, he even accepted Jiao, and the even more powerful Uncle Long could not accept it.
When Li Zhiqing was about to open his mouth, Tang Shunshi hated iron and steel and knocked on his forehead again: "That person told you that the one who came from the sky is from the sky. Are you embarrassed to wonder if the Jiao can fly to the sky?"
"I'm not you, I don't know this!" Li Zhiqing was knocked on his hair by him. "The dragon is a dragon. It is a dragon and a good-tempered dragon. Why are you worried?"
"Then if it's an ordinary dragon, I'm anxious for a chicken thigh!" Tang Shunshi realized that it was inappropriate to use the word "fuck" to Grandpa Long after cursing, and slapped his mouth, "Mainly this scale There is no trace of thunder robbery on it, do you know what it means?"
"Don't let his life go well, don't you need to cross the calamity if the dragon comes out of the shell?" Li Zhiqing couldn't help but slap him when he exploded.
"Fart! The fetish Thunder Tribulation is simply the difference between the atomic bomb and the smashing cannon compared with the spirits. This is obviously not a disaster!" Tang Shunshi was afraid that he would be angry at himself again, and simply did not give him a chance to interrupt. , "You can live for so many years without experiencing catastrophes. This is simply a ten-thousand-year-old dragon who has no ability to toss with God."
Then he was pretty awesome, Li Zhiqing thought, rubbing his forehead.
"The dragon who doesn't dare to move, little ancestor. The Dao of heaven doesn't dare to move...that's the real old dragon god." The calmer he is, the more uncertain he is, and the more anxious Tang Shunshi's heart is.
"There is still a fake dragon?" Li Zhiqing really didn't hear what he meant.
"Dragons are not fake, but there is only one who can truly be called the Dragon God." Tang Shunshi lit the table to explain to him.
When the dragon first existed, there was only one single shadow, but this dragon is worthy of being the real god in that vein.
According to legend, Pangu, who pioneered the world, received a drop of blood from the Dragon God to possess the power, and the well-known Nuwa Fuxi also inherited the blood of the Dragon God, so the story about the descendants of the dragon is not fabricated out of thin air.
As for the different dragon nine sons in the mythology, they are only the bloody forms of the dragon god. When we look into it, they are not the descendants of the dragon god at all. After that, the dragon that is driven by slavery will not have much blood and ability, and can only be regarded as a god. Things, even if they are fortunate enough to become gods after going through disasters like San Xiu, they are not comparable to their old dragon ancestors.
Tang Shunshi spit fervently, and Li Zhiqing's expression gradually changed from "I am very interested" to "You are fucking kidding me."
"No, why are you different from the cartoons I watched when I was a kid?" Li Zhiqing interrupted Tang Shunshi's throat while drinking water.
Tang Shunshi put down his teacup: "In the TV series, Ji Xiaolan is still praised as a flawless flower. What about reality? The golden gun of the Japanese Yushu female is not the result of artificial beautification. I am now to uncover the mystery of artistic processing. , To show you the bloody historical truth."
The historical truth?Li Zhiqing couldn't help rolling his eyes.
This is too historical. If you want to know whether it is true or not, you have to cut your wrists and go to the underworld to inquire.
Oh, I can't ask, where did the humans come from before Pangu?
"What's your expression? I said that the ancient dragon god is justified." Tang Shunshi reached out and knocked on him, "Except for the year pattern on the scales, didn't you notice that his words are unusual? ?"
Li Zhiqing leaned away this time: "It's very unusual to say that everything is not good."
"Attitude! I say attitude!" Tang Shunshi was so angry that he patted the table twice. "The gods are not all kind, especially the ancient gods. Living in a savage age that doesn't talk about the three values of morality and only talks about strength and weakness, you still count on it. Can God be gentle and gentle?"
Li Zhiqing didn't reply, he connected "gentle and docile" with You Chuan in his mind, as if there was no major violation.
"I have read the classics of the patriarch before. It says that most of the ancient gods are irritable, and which territory they look at is directly circled into their own territory. As long as there is a conflict between the two sides, they will directly decide the victory or defeat. They are arrogant and extremely unreasonable. ."
If it weren't for Tang Shunshi's background, Li Zhiqing would have thought that he had poured dirty water on the ancient gods.
"What was the first sentence that the family member said to you? What's the similar sentence? Think about it." Tang Shunshi suddenly asked him.
Li Zhiqing's eyes floated to the upper left, and after a brief recollection, he couldn't help but stunned.
I want you, follow me, it's mine, just looking at these three sentences can be said to be very unreasonable.
"He has liked you, and of course he thinks you are his." Tang Shunshi said quite excitedly.
Li Zhiqing was not happy here, "Hey" said, "Can you speak, who is the thing?"
"I didn't treat you as a thing, but in the eyes of the old dragon god, you are just like a piece of land in ancient times."
Li Zhiqing: "..."
He understands what Tang Shunshi meant, but why does this sound so unpleasant?
"Do you still feel wronged by the plot of land?" Tang Shunshi relieved him like a matchmaker treating a relentless little daughter-in-law. "Ordinary people are next to the gold master, you are next to an awesome old dragon god, what will you worry about in the future? Immortal? Even if you smash the sky, this old dragon god can support you with his horns when he raises his head."
Li Zhiqing put the braided rope back on his hand, looked at the hanging piece of black phosphorus, reminded of You Chuan's eyes, and thought of his phrase "Heaven's selfishness protects you", and his heart is a bit complicated: "Everyone has his own life. Don't talk about some of these."
Tang Shunshi understood his temperament and didn't refute, but moved the topic off with emotion: "I'll go back and buy two futons on the road, face to face with Long Zuzong, this fucking kneel."
Li Zhiqing ran on him: "You should give him a confession."
Tang Shunshi slapped his leg fiercely: "It makes sense!"
Li Zhiqing: "..." This Nima.
Before he could scold him, a small group of people suddenly rushed into the shop, and the clerk who gathered near the counter followed in a low exclamation.
Li Zhiqing reflexively followed the sound, and Chen Yipei, who was standing in the middle of the crowd like Zhongxing Gongyue, looked at each other.The corners of his eyes twitched, and the foul language that rushed to his mouth immediately changed to another recipient.
"Know?" Tang Shunshi glanced at the changes in his expression and asked him in a low voice.
Li Zhiqing nodded: "Last time I suspected the one who spy on my birthday character."
"The bridge of the nose is powerful and the cheekbones are strong. This face is loyal and upright, and there is no bad heart." Tang Shunshi looked back at him, "Don't talk to you about your birthday or birthdays in a cordial and friendly manner. You are regarded as a person who is not correct. Got it."
Li Zhiqing: "..."
He doesn't know Tang Shunshi's ability. Is there any problem with guarding against it?
The two of them just said something in Chen Yipei's face. The subject over there has already rushed over here with the soles of the cameraman's feet, looking at the posture as if he wanted to say hello.
Because Li Zhiqing had misunderstood him before, he smiled very distractedly. Just about to get up from the chair, Chen Yipei grinned and shouted at him: "Father!"
When Chen Yipei called this, it was estimated that Dantian was suffocated, just like Hong Zhong.
Li Zhiqing was caught off guard, and was smashed by the word "Father" to sit back on the chair, only half of his face smiled, and he turned into a huge question mark.
Chen Yipei laughed and stopped at the table. His photographer and the photographer adjusted their positions in a timely manner, and specially gave Li Zhiqing a timely close-up.
Li Zhiqing was still immersed in the majestic "daddy" and never shook his head, and immediately faced a black hole camera in front of him, clearly reflecting his awkward expression.
And it was this face that was so complicated and unspeakable that the other end of the webcast completely blew up the screen.