Kikanshita Yuusha no Gojitsudan

"Jiuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Jiuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"No!"

"Bubba!"

... a twin-like toddler is looking at me.

They must be pretentious thin green shirts, denim trousers, pink sneakers and kids who came with their families out of a little 'outfit'.

Look around.

I don't see anyone as a parent. Nevertheless, I don't even think we've got a kid coming alone who doesn't even seem to be in elementary school on the boulder.

Lost?

Tung Tung.

I wondered what was going on, and I felt my leg slammed, so I shifted my gaze.

Soon the twins were closing in on me right next to me, sticking my legs out with a branch of a tree about ten centimeters long.

... I want you two to stop twitching like a dog.

"No!"

"Bubba!"

You don't like me saying anything, you're looking up at me while you say it a little louder than earlier.

What shall I do? Look around for help.... Why would I be distracted?

View the stalls of the touring circle. Sy and I met eyes. A gesture that feels like 'sorry' with one hand. Maybe it means' I can't go that way right now '.

In other words, it is isolated and helpless.

Zun-Zun-Zun-Zun.

The protrusion by the twins is gaining in intensity. Perhaps a normal person would be bored.

... Let's give up.

"Uh, what's going on? What about your father or your mother?

I crouch down and gaze at the children.

"Weird cuckold uncle"

"Wall thing, I did it."

Kids are intolerant.

I'm aware your outfit is weird, and I don't want you to call me uncle yet. But it wouldn't make sense to say it.

"Eh, are you lost? Which way did the ladies come from?

"" Over there!

Girls who pointed and answered my query well.

The problem was that the directions were separate, and one pointed to the law school building and the other to the heavenly side of a large keyaki tree in the back of the courtyard.

The law school building is tightened (unused) for the duration of the school festival, and there is no way you can come from above the symbolic giant trees of the school, 20 meters tall. It's Toro.

"... and what about your father or mother?

"Dad, he's not here."

"Grandma, he's gone somewhere."

Shit. Did you step on a mine?

I'm in a hurry for the twins to have a dark look as soon as possible. There must be a lot of kids in the world today with complicated family situations, and inadvertent statements can break young hearts.

"Uh, what, um, did you come here with someone?

"Uh, one I don't know"

They followed me.

I don't know, it smells like crime.

But I don't think they've just kidnapped me. Take the girl away and come to the school festival. Yeah. I don't know what that means.

A relative or something brought him here, but he was distracted.

Anyway, it's obviously in my hands. We should also be dealing with strays at the Academic Festival Operations Headquarters for sure, so let's take them.

"Well, shall we go and find our man? It's okay, it's just around the corner."

My words stink of fright. I don't know why, I feel like they're going to call me if they see me and listen to me.

Kashiwagi.

"Oh, he did? But why are you bringing a toddler?

"Shouldn't we call it in?

"I always walk with beautiful girls, even beautiful girls?!

"Give him the hammer of justice!!

"Awesome, Pa, hey!

"Beautiful toddler, haha"

"... kill"

I want to run.

I want to disappear from the bottom of my heart.

My gaze hurts too much, even though I'm just protecting my stray and taking him to Operations.

"You can't leave me alone."

"Gu, I have to meh."

"Oh, yes"

Right now, I'm holding hands with the twins.

I tried to take the lead and they gave me all my hands so I had no choice but to hold my little hand with my left and right hands.

Seriously, you're going to get arrested.

"Kashiwagi? What about those kids?

Operations headquarters that managed to arrive with a dying mental.

When he arrives at the tent, a face-to-face student raises his voice as if surprised.

At last, I'll be free.

So relieved, I open my mouth to explain the situation.

"Oh, oh, these are the kids..."

"It's my dad!

"My dad's always blaming me, of!

"Huh?! Hey..."

I suddenly leap out of the twins. I admire the outrageous remarks.

"Kashiwagi, no, Temee, you're very brave."

"What? What? Are these kids, Kashiwagi, your kids?!

"When did you ever have a kid like this? So who's the mother? That brown beauty? Does Cee know?

Operations headquarters that gets noisy as if they poked a hive as soon as possible.

"Hey, Ma, no, whoa?! Danger!!

Mike and the binders can throw at me for trying to deny it.

He hasn't flown to the twins, but he'll be in danger!

Beat off one thing after another that flew in with caution of the angle.

"You think we're having a serious, lonely college life, but only Temehe thinks it's good!

"That's right! I can't forgive you anymore! Kill him!"

"Curse me!

"Drop the unit!

"Job wanderer!

"Get your hands on me, too!

No. I'm not listening.

I mean, seriously, it's dangerous.

Some girls were screaming about something that bothered them, but not the other way around.

I held the twins in my arms and ran away in a hurry.

"Huh!"

Running away a few minutes scratching the crowd.

I unload the twins I held in the corner of the courtyard, in the lawn and in the shade of the trees, where the bench is, and I go in and sigh.

How did this happen?

Maybe it's a kid-specific joke, but it won't be stylish.

Speaking of which, Yayumi used to tell people in the mall about me when I went shopping with her in her junior year of elementary school, too. Think of it, I must have missed you because of your father, who didn't come back to Locke on his single assignment. Well, I was a junior high school student to see, and it was a neighborhood mall, so a lot of people knew what was going on and they never misunderstood me.

And what's wrong with it?

In that situation, it seems impossible to get lost guidance at Operations again, and people at home will be looking for it, but it seems difficult to find it among nearly 10,000 visitors.

Nevertheless, I guess I'll have to find it somehow.

Will you deliver it to the police if you don't find it by evening?

Tung Tung.

Tung Tung.

"Hmm?"

The twins stuck me on the lawn again.

"Idyllic"

"I'm hungry"

Similar tricks, twins making separate claims. I mean, you look like you're sharing roles.

"Ha. Okay, okay, let's buy something at the stall."

Either way, that would be good too, as I'll just have to look around the university looking.

Even though I think about it and give the girls my hand, they shake my neck left and right in alignment.

"Takano."

"Just now."

Well, okay.

I held him up so that I could sit on both arms and walk out with my palms supporting each body.

Even though in school, it stands out if a long-sleeved man walks a girl on both shoulders.

Still, if you stand out, you're also more likely to find a twin family for that matter, so you just have to give up as soon as possible.

"You want something to eat?

In the meantime, I walk around the stall buying and drinking a mix of orange and grape raw juice at a student mock store juice stand.

The juice stand was a mock shop where the girls from the Carta department were opening, but they were ecstatically serviced by the adorability of the twins. I asked for the smallest cup, but even though it's the biggest, the twins are in a good mood to suck on the straw.

"Mm-hmm. Takoyaki!

"It's a big one!

Following the gaze of the two of you, you do have a takoyaki handwritten sign.

"Giant Octopus Grill! Pack of 2 for 300 yen!

The illustration shows a large painted octopus grill and a deformed octopus.

Come closer, it's definitely big.

A taco grill about the size of a rice balls was sold.

"Is this good for you? Both of you?

"Yeah! It's a big one!

"Taco full!

Though I thought I could eat out, I thought if I stayed, I'd eat.

"Yes. Oh, two, please."

"Ha, ha, whoa! Senior Kashiwagi!"

"Shh, I'll be ready in a minute! Uh, uh, you know, 600 yen for two, what, uh, you pay me, huh?

Isn't that obvious?

Don't freak me out so much because I'm not a lizard. I'm gonna cry.

Unload the twins you held and pay to receive the taco roast.

It's obvious, but it's big, so I guess I took the time to bake it beforehand, I could get it right away.

Retract the children and move to the corner of the courtyard again.

When I sat on the lawn and handed him the octopus grill instead of a large handkerchief, he clung with his eyes glowing.

Wasn't it so hot, the twins eating fine while saying huff-huff.

... I just thought, I bought it without thinking about it, but would it be ok if I was allergic or something? Let's be careful and see how it goes.

We both seem to be hungry because of the size of it.

"Tummy, Pom Pom"

"Became Mr. Tanuki"

"I knew I couldn't do it. Then I'll eat the rest."

"" I'm sorry ""

Two shall shun. But, well, that's what kids are for.

A proper apology would mean that you are well served.

I laugh and throw a giant taco grill into my mouth.

"Fuwa ~"

"Titty Tits"

Sure, it's a big deal, but it never gets in my mouth. I'm not even tough on that.

Throw the rest in your mouth too and get up.

We need to find someone from these kids' house rather than relax.

The twins get up together and put them on both arms again.

Is it fun to be expensive? My face breaks naturally watching me cling to my hands with a cackle and a laugh.

I'm not Lori or Pedo. Definitely not that! but little kids are adorable after all.

Maybe one of these days I'll have kids, too.

I have four daughters-in-law anyway.

... I hope I can rub it in order.

Oh, don't let your mother have a baby before then. I don't know if it's my brother or sister, but I'm afraid I'm going to drown.

I made him resume his search for a guardian with that in mind.

Walking around the festival venue for an hour.

Fortunately, there hasn't been any trouble in the mock shop area that I have to go to.

Thanks to this, I was able to get around other areas, but I couldn't find a twin guardian. When this happens, we're going to need to expand our range around the school.

Parents may be searching outside.

Think about it. Contact Shindo first to tell him what's going on and get him to understand.

Next up is the circle.

Back at the stall, it seemed to settle somewhat because it was past noon on the boulder.

"Ah, Chairman, welcome home"

"Hiroya! Welcome home, what about those kids?

"Whew! Kashiwagi's bringing a beautiful toddler this time!

"What?! Call me! Call me!!

Reactions of Kubo, Shi, Otake and Yamazaki.

Otake, remember Yamazaki later.

"Good day, Kashiwagi-san"

"Ah, uh, Sakaguchi, guys. Thanks for the help."

Briefly explaining the situation, it must have been time for a change, Akanaka Sakaguchi, a help person from the event circle, changed into regular clothes and came back to the stall.

Mr. Sakaguchi, I didn't really remember his face, but he seems to be the girl who was on the spot and made to cooperate when me and Todo raided Senior Kudzu's stadium to rescue the water in an example event circle incident.

Some of the guys would have said things they didn't have a heart for, but they say the water and Tsudo are standing on the arrow and working hard with the other members.

When I say thank you, I shake my head in a hurry.

"No, don't worry, you won't even be thankful to me to this extent. And more so, their children."

"You know?!

"Yes. Maybe he's a kid who lives right near college. He asked me to help him with the college festival, so he said he met him when he was going around the neighborhood."

Seriously? I could get the information I've been waiting for from nearby unexpectedly.

"Uh, you guys, you live at Mr. Dongjong's right around the corner, right?

"Yeah! Tojo-ji's No!

"Tojo, no!

"What, aren't you Kashiwagi's hider?"

"Yup, I'm bored. I wanted to see your senior training ground."

"Seniors and young girls, guffaw..."

Outfield, shut up.

"Yuya, then why don't we take you there as soon as possible?

"Right. Mr. Sakaguchi, can you tell me where the house is?

"Yes, ah, I'm done on duty. I'll show you why. Besides, I was wondering if it would be better for a man to go with him than to take him alone."

Indeed.

If they call me as soon as they take me, I won't be stylish.

"Can you say no?

"I want more yawning!

The twins who don't like it while sticking to my arm.

"Uh, your name, what is it?

"Mica."

"Yuka."

"My name is Acorn. Hey, Mika, Yuka, my man, are you worried? We're still celebrating tomorrow, so come with us this time. 'Cause I'll be waiting for you tomorrow."

"Uh-oh, okay."

"Uh-oh, kake"

"You're a good boy. Yes, I'll ame you."

I don't know where he took it from. Ceci puts a candy on each palm of her hand.

The swollen twins cheeked it up with a full grin as soon as possible.

You're Shi looking to be a boulder school teacher. Brilliant response.

... Speaking of which, I didn't even hear your name.

"Boulder Piercing"

"Senior Cee, wow."

"You're ready to marry me."

"I mean, aren't you ready to be a mother?

Don't say anything unnecessary.

Look, you blushed and waxed.

Well, I'll show you.

"Oh, oh, Mr. Sakaguchi, please"

Return to me in the reluctant voice of Mr. Sakaguchi and hold them up.

"Bye bye."

"I'll be back"

Micah and Yuka wave to Cee and the other members, and me and Sakaguchi walk out to the gate.

"Oops."

As soon as I walked out, the two of them clung to my head and cockled.

Kids go to sleep all of a sudden. Kind of in a hurry.

Slowly re-hug the two bodies from their shoulders and re-hug them by both sides.

I'll be fine with this.

"Something tells me you're really Kashiwagi-san's kid."

"Until Mr. Sakaguchi. Afraid of my evaluation after tomorrow."

Sakaguchi raised his voice and laughed brightly as he gentrified at Sakaguchi's words.

"Um, again, thank you for that time"

"I don't need to be so grateful because I'm just a accomplishment"

In the end, I'd rather be thankful than help her because I just destroyed their video and photo data.

But she said she was helped by me every time.

"That's not true. Plus, I know you said a word to people who were rumoring about me and other people, and you helped me where I was tangled up in it."

I was just annoyed to hear you try to hurt the girl who was the victim of scum even more rumours, and I used to strangle the idiot who tried to force her to do the damage by saying something nasty to the story, because I happened to see him.

Thinking again, it's not a big deal.

"I knew you were jealous of Kudo. Oh, but Harlem's a little bit, it's me."

Give me a break.

Then we walked for a while and were able to safely deliver to the house where the twins lived.

Apparently the two of them live in that house with their parents and their maternal grandparents.

Apparently my grandmother was watching the two of them, but she didn't realize they were taking care of the garden and the two of them went out.

You think I made lunch after finishing garden work a few minutes ago, went to get two people who were supposed to be in my room and realized it wasn't the first time?

Still, it meant I wasn't expecting him to go outside, so I was looking for him in the house.

Is it because the father is currently single abroad and the mother is simply going to work?

... I'm afraid of children.

"No, this uncle, bye."

"Big old man, bye bye"

Let's chip.

I took Mr. Sakaguchi back to college where he blew out a lot.

Just entering the gate, he breaks up with Mr. Sakaguchi, who says he will face the operations headquarters, and turns to the stalls of the circle.

"Hey! You're so excited, colored man!

"... if you suddenly think of someone, Mr. Okazaki?"

When I turned around because I was suddenly called out, my circle's former troublemaker, who looked grown up, and the contents were Senior Makoto Okazaki, Showa's fucking father.

"Did you hear that? You were walking in school with your mistress with a twin stash?

Huh?!

Whatever the hidden child is, what's a mistress?

"Hey, why are we talking about that?!

"Hmm? You were walking with a woman holding a pretty toddler, weren't you? Already rumored all over college, huh? Not just Harlem, but they're making kids over there."

Hey, where did you get that, huh?! You mean when you and Sakaguchi went to the guardian's house?

"Yes, no, I tend to."

"Well? I know Atashi isn't worth that to Ome, but hey, Ke-do! It looks interesting, so I spread the word with the addition of options!

"Wait a minute! What's an option!

"Oh, shit, Ryugo, I'm keeping you waiting. Bye!"

"Oh, hey, ma..."

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Shall I blow up every college thing now?

Isn't that good? You know what?