Kikanshita Yuusha no Gojitsudan

Episode 175: Brave and Made Offensive Battle IV

"Hey, you tourists? We'll show you around the city."

"No, I have company, so I'm fine. And I'm not a tourist."

"Don't say that nonsense. Come on, I know a great place. It's close. Let's go."

"Fine. Because I'm waiting for people."

Men who keep calling out for Sy's unscrupulous attitude.

"Are you a foreigner? I'll take you somewhere unique to Japan. Fun, huh?"

To be honest, you don't have to worry so much about Sy and Mr. Ellis surrounded by men.

Ever since I started coming and going to different worlds, Sy has been actively training me not only in magic but also in martial arts to keep my feet together.

Exactly, in less than a year's training, the knights are not as strong as the average soldier, but they are still training to such an extent that they are stronger than the average person in the other world, who is much tougher and more physically capable than the people in this world. Normal Japanese opponents who are working out a little or used to fighting won't take the back that way.

And Mr. Ellis.

I've never confirmed my strength, but who in an aristocratic society where ghosts and demons only feel about Spitz try to turn to their enemies as one?

Mel used to refer to Mr. Ellis as "excellent as an escort," and there were times when even I was surprised when he took my back. It's no use worrying.

Instead, what I worry about is the other person.

So far, I have left the response to Si to observe, but it seems better to do something early.

"I'd like to ask you one thing, would you mind?

Mr. Ellis opened his mouth without me knowing what was inside me.

But that?

The same alkaic smile stays the same and the tone is mild.

I don't seem to be offending you, okay?

"Huh? Me? Fine. Fine. Ask me anything? I mean, come on, sister, you speak Japanese well!

The man talked to gives a surprised look for a moment, but he responds happily to the reaction he had.

"Thank you. Then sweeten to your words.

Why are you and your hair golden? Even if your face is still Japanese but makes you look like a foreigner with all your hair color, what would you say, yes, it makes you look very poor, but is that what you think it's good for?

"What? Huh? Uh, hey, what..."

The man questioned doesn't think he's being ridiculed for being asked too truthfully, and just stops responding to the less outrageous nature of the content.

Indeed, the two men Mr. Ellis pointed at were blondes through brown hair. It is also fundamentally dark hair visible, in a stunning reverse pudding state.

But it is truly heartless to emphasize 'very' twice.... Ah, this is dazzling.

"And why are you offering your pants so underneath that you can see them?

Then it's going to be hard to move, and most importantly, even short legs look extra short, right? Plus, if you keep dressing like that, you'll get crotched. I know it's already too late, but if you don't fix it a little, you'll only be able to walk beside it. Sure would be useful for showing your lower body to a woman you don't know all of a sudden. "

"Huh?! Nah..."

"You seem a little too perfumed there. No, maybe they carry toilet aromatherapy? No matter how much you want to mislead the smell of fart, that's not excessive, it's rather going to get you extra attention, right? Oh, or can you be delighted to fart in the spotlight, if so, that was an extra favor. I'm sorry."

"Yes, no, hey, you..."

"Then you two don't even look like normal people, but wearing excessive decorative hardware on your nose, mouth, or ear means" livestock, "right? I'm sorry, I just thought you were so human. However, I do not know the laws of this country, but I think it would be better to provide a drawstring if we were to take livestock outside. Is there an owner in this?

………………

I just think you're totally making fun of them and stirring them up when you only ask what it is.

But the men don't seem to know how to react either because a long-lasting foreign beauty says it in a very flat tone without moving her expression at all.

"Oh, you, no matter..."

"In the light of the circumstances, you may have been trying to do the so-called numb-number that speaks to me (myself) and Akane for the purpose of intercourse, but unfortunately it would only alert women in such a tone and personality.

In ancient times and now, women are deeply looking to men for an ideal fatherly statue that they can rely on. If so, men must be masculine and clean if they want to attract women.

However, unfortunately, you are a little short of them.

It's fine to dress oddly, but it's like a clown that wields ridicule in a poor physical and intimidating attitude that you haven't even worked out.

I don't have a better attitude than anything. Whatever attitude you have round your back, like a dangoose, you look humbled. You should stretch your spine more and have an attitude that doesn't move into anything.

Then... "

"Oh, oh, me, forget I had an appointment from now on"

"Oh, so did I."

"Oh, yeah, bye."

In the end, the response taken by the men was to escape.

More and more uniformly, he wraps darkness around his head, and his feet are roaring. Apparently there was a lot of damage.

I don't know about sympathy for the numb guys, but, well, what, they were bad.

Live strong. Yeah.

"By the way, why is Yuya peeking? Are you excited to steal the look on the face of a beauty who is bewildered by the voice of a crude man? I would have taken a slightly different approach if you preferred that kind of situation."

This is a spicy comment by Ellis who noticed me standing up out of time to leave.

I assure you, I don't have that hobby. I wasn't thinking about the troubled look on Sy's face being a little cute or anything like that.

"... for now, rice, go"

"Haha, E, Mr. Ellis, that's amazing"

Awesome, I mean, don't be afraid.

It's the type you never want to turn to your enemies. Definitely breaks my spirit.

"Well, what happened to those guys? He was getting pale."

Because of Mr. Ellis.

Finish your lunch and take the Yamanote Line to another location.

By the way, lunch was a certain beef bowl chain store.

I made a choice for this with Ellis' phrase, 'I'd like to try a meal that the general public consumes more as lunch on a daily basis'.

Families and hamburger chains were also an option, but ultimately priority was to be given to their wishes.

And when I sat down in my seat, Ellis asked me to place an order, "Assorted balls, sautéed, warm balls, with tongue juice," the flowing order.

... I already grabbed the back menu and gave up on Tsukomu.

Well, set that aside, the destination of the move is the former geek sanctuary, Akihabara.

Now the story is that the redevelopment has progressed and there have been quite a few shops for good old maniacs, but for that matter the number of tourists has increased and is full of vibrancy.

Speaking of Akihabara, it's still an appliance, including a computer, but it's of little use where I took that stuff to another world. Naturally, there is no electricity at all.

So what are you doing here, another Akihabara specialty, "Made Coffee”?

They're considerably less numerous than at one time, but Mr. Ellis seems to have been quite interested in this “maid of honor” part.

Because the real job is the royal palace samurai, or maid, well, I don't know. But I don't.

But there is naturally not a single “made-to-measure coffee” here. On the contrary, it is a well-known fact that it is far from the actual maid.

Although I told her about it, she couldn't really grasp the image because there was less information itself now that the boom went down, although it had been featured on TV quite a bit in the past, and she ended up going to try it out.

Search for information on a smartphone, check the location on a map, and arrive without walking much further from the station.

GO in the store greeted with a sweet voice on his nose.

As soon as I stepped into an adorable space based on white, Mr. Ellis froze.

He's burned out his cranial nerves in the space that goes too far up the imaginary diagonal.

Whatever I heard or talked to, all I said was' yeah, yeah '.

I wasn't in the store for an hour, but I just asked for a fucking expensive drink for a number of people, even though it wasn't even tasty.

Mr. Ellis was finally able to reboot as he left the building where the store was located and walked down the street to the station.

"Yes, it was a lot of shock. Do people in this country have that image of a maid?"

"Uh, I guess that's just not true. Maybe."

"Surely it was originally made of a game for men or some kind of image? Sounds like he's been flying in strange directions."

"Perhaps you would like a maid of honor, too?"

"Seriously, please stop"

To be clear, I can't quite stay in a store like that until I follow Nori. Just watching makes me embarrassed.

And I'm the type of person who can't keep up.

I do think the maid's outfit is adorable. The skirt is short, and the chest is wide open... gehungehun.

Either way, I don't want to bring that Nori into my living space. No, seriously.

So don't even say 'let Nai make it' or anything like that. Mr. Wolf's gonna run wild, right?

It was halfway through, but your next purchase is again.

What is the place, “Ginza," a place of high laying for the common people?

The reason is simple and souvenir,.

There is not much inconvenience in taking it to other worlds, such as cosmetics and crafts, and there is as much to Tokyo as there is to be pleased with.

A lot of cosmetic brands came to this place, especially when it comes to cosmetics.

Nevertheless, I am a complete gatekeeper around here, and even though I am a woman to Cee, I am a college student. There's no way I'm familiar with Ginza.

So it was my mother who actually recommended Ginza, and she already specified the name of the shop, the location, and the products to buy. The money's been given in advance, so it's my job to carry the baggage that Sy and Ellis buy.

When there is some increase, toss it together and into the item box.

At the end of Ginza is the shop of "Edo Choko”.

This is also my mother's recommendation, and I have some glasses in my house. I rarely use it though.

Mr. Ellis, who actually saw it, said that if he sold it in the kingdom, it would be worth enough for the house to be built.

When you enter the store, you will find a beautiful array of colorful sliced glass.

Not that I like these crafts, but I still think the beautiful ones are beautiful. It's fun just to watch. I'm afraid to use it.

PIPIPIPIPI.............

"Oh, I'm sorry, it's just a phone call. Yes, if..."

"Sister? Where are you now?

"Believers? Uh, it's Tokyo. With Hiroya."

"Ahhh, I'm on a date. No, sister, you haven't been home much lately, have you? 'Cause my dad's been in a bad mood this morning. Come on, it's so depressing, I drank for a good reason.'

"... you're drunk and you're camel-wrapped. What about your mother?"

"Dinner party with regular neighborhood housewife friends. They're gonna be late, and it's bad to contact them because it's once a month, sister, I'm sorry, but they're not coming back? I have to go part-time from 5: 00, and I'm anxious to leave my father in this condition."

It was Cee speaking in a whisper in the corner of the store, but this is Ginza's luxury store.

Since the store is just a quiet space where piano songs are playing at a suppressed volume, it is even heard the voice of the faithful over the phone. No, my senses are getting stronger. It's me, so I can just hear what's going on.

"Ah, Yuya, I'm sorry"

"Sorry, I heard you. You're my father, aren't you? I don't think so. Are you gonna be okay by yourself? You can send it with a metastasis, though."

"It's okay because it's still bright. I told you I was in Tokyo, and it's weird to go home too soon, right? So this one's good... but be careful."

I don't want you to say that.

You're making me nervous.

"Is Acorn home?

"Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm in a bit of a hurry."

"I don't care about me. Take care."

Sy hurried home.

Well, there are shadow wolves, and you won't have to worry about that one.

Your dad's just a bear wrapper, too.

The problem is,

"You're alone now, Master Yuya"

... Mr. Ellis, I'm afraid.