I wonder why bad things come from the other side, even though it's Neat who doesn't even work.

It was when I couldn't wait for the motorcycle to be delivered and I was pooping and cleaning my bicycle. It's a little fun to spray the water with a hose just because the original is worn out.

I miss this kind of thing, but when I thought it was like when I was a student, I was slapped on the shoulder.

"You must be Goto-san. I just want to talk to you, so could you come to the station for a minute?"

…………

An incredibly annoying event began. The lazy and arrogant Polygon came. A fat guy with a dark blue uniform and a fat leg. Worst opponent for me.

Trouble is that it's a system of optional accompaniment. You can say no because it's optional!... is not a pity.

Oh, no. This guy is annoying. There must be something wrong. All right, let's make sure there's no legal problem!... that's what happens.

Of course, I have a worse impression than when I first started. I mean, it's a mess.

"Does that mean you're a witness?

"Yeah, a little bit about the recent incident."

It's a little bit, isn't it? Don't tell me the guy who gets the taxes is fluffy!

I'd like to scream, but I'm an adult. Calm, cool and handsome. So here's what I'm going to say back.

"Please come back here in a month. I'll show you the real hearing."

I was sucked.

Well, a test run of the bicycle came to the police station. I never thought they'd send me home, they're really helpless.

My level-up may have been impacted by the fact that my bike ran lightly, regardless of how worn it looked. It's like I'm not tired, and if I'm serious, I feel faster than the original one.

Sleepy stools... don't matter. It's the usual.

Park your bike and enter the station.

I was waiting for a reception with subtle air-conditioning and an old man sitting at a desk half asleep over the counter. Hey, where are you looking? That's an incredible temptation to peek.

Looking at this, I think Japan, which has strict gun regulations in island countries, is peaceful.

Ah, now the monsters are attacking us. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, there was a battle to sacrifice myself for the good of the citizens. Let's do our best with each other bloody vomiting.

Soon I was put in a separate room and sat in a pipe chair. A strong man on the front and a young man on the left. I don't care how you look at the suit, it's not the police. Detective, no.

The big old man snorts his chair and falls asleep. It's powerful enough to do judo, and it's going to choke my breath.

"Goto... didn't you become a real person? I didn't expect to see you here again...!

"I wish I could. Calm him down. But I can't... I can't change people."

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Hey, give me a circle. After all, I'm a rabid dog who has to be attached to a rope.

"... no, it's just a questioning, right?

After blinking many times, the young man finally squeezed out such a voice.

Dowahaha! And the interrogation room was wrapped in laughter, and the guy who happened to want to pass by was scared.

Pour tea from the sushi and make it tasty. I'm in Relax Mode as long as I keep one leg open.

I watch the old man sitting in front explain the situation to the young man.

"Bad, bad. When I saw Goto's face, I followed him. He was a joke for a long time, and I had to be angry at first, but somehow I got better."

Well, was that so? I've never heard of Nishioka-san's joke. "

"Seriously? This guy's funny. I went for a drink on a holiday, but I'm still a minor... mo!

A big hand was holding my mouth.

You got it? Okay, I don't know what to do.

That's how I nodded, and I was released. Adults are no trouble at all.

Ask Nishioka's old man while drinking tea.

"So what can I do for you today?

"Oh, there was a passing magic case a while ago. I have information that you were at the scene and that you walked home when you were stabbed. Tell me about it."

That's right. Actually, I walked home.

If you think so, the young man next to you will talk too.

"And two nights ago, you were on a security camera in front of the station. What were you doing there?

Ah, yeah.

Two policemen died in a nearby park. I thought I was investigating it with a lot of hump. That's why I nodded to my optional companion. If they thought he was a stalker, he probably sucked later.

Well, let me explain.

"Hmm, it's hard to explain. First of all, the Passover case, but I did get stabbed. Look, there's a scar on your neck, right?

When the collar twitches, they both peek in. Hello, young man. Why did you just look down there? I just flipped my shirt a little. It's disgusting.

"I thought I was dead, and I don't know why I didn't die. I just want you to tell me. He cut his neck from here to here, and he cut it right off. Do you have any information on that hand?

It was a mysterious case - the aliens are definitely here! I said something I didn't understand like that. Then the opponent has to break up into two patterns.

One is "no kidding." If I didn't know anything about it, I would definitely look like that. It's strange as a person if you don't.

And the other pattern...

For a while, they stopped moving and glanced at each other. Oops, you know something. Let's give it a proper shot.

"Er, was there someone like me? There's blood everywhere, and there's a guy who's going home flat."

"Why did you do that...."

The young man moaned. Are you okay, this loose polisemen? Oh, poor old man staring at you. Ufufu, then I'll chase you.

"I see. He called me to check on him. In other words, the opponent is not cooperative. Or you're in trouble. For example, killing a policeman who asked for a hearing....."

"Hey, hey, stop. All right, don't say anything."

Was that a guess?

If that's true, there's someone like me. But he's the opposite of me being generous and serious, and the police are in the middle of a crazy case.

Besides, if two people die suspiciously in the park, I'll put my back on it.

After I scratched my head, Nishioka's old man saw me.

"You're troublesome enough. I didn't know what it meant to call you for a hearing, but I didn't know if you were pulling information from me."

"Er, you're the one who tore it up on your own!"

Nishioka-san sighed at the depressed young man.

"But we don't know much about the situation either. I was going to say hello today. Help me when something happens."

"Nishioka-san, I still suspect her....!

"I won't kill him. He's a surprisingly rational kid. Don't do anything meaningless."

I'm in a hurry because I'm suddenly praised.

I'm doing it, I'm doing all the meaningless things!? Making pramo. Come on!

My buttocks are itchy because I am not used to being praised. Forgive me, but I left the room without a lot of scrutiny.

"Goto"

On the way back, I was called out of the police station. Looking back, Nishioka's old man looked wonderful.

"You must have called in front of the station. Tell me why."

Ah, is this the real thing? It seems like you're going to be shuddering where you've been alarmed that you can go home.

I did, because they were stabbed to death by monsters, and I couldn't leave them in a boulder.

If a police officer were killed, the investigation would be serious. I was identified by the voice of the call and the security camera footage. Nishioka-san would have come with just a voice.

As the sun plunges in, I open my mouth as it backfires.

"May I ask you a question first?

"Please," he said.

There are few people on the premises of the police station on weekdays, and they face each other at a distance of about two meters. He looked at his strong face and opened his mouth again.

"Do you realize that Japan is going crazy?

"What?" What do you mean? Does that mean security?

After all, they don't know about monsters.

It's possible he doesn't know, but I'm hunting all the monsters.

Would it be okay for this person to tell me everything? The number of monsters is increasing, and the threat will come soon. I'm sure my hands will be physically inadequate.

But you can't believe anything in the present situation. Demonstrating your skills is a different story, but it's troublesome when people ask you to dig leaves. If the monsters come to light, they will probably remain in detention for a long time as a valuable source of information.

And I can't prepare for survival, level up, or produce, and someday I'll be swallowed up at the end. That's all I could say.

"This place will change soon. No, it's not just here... I have a strange face, but please contact me personally when you understand the meaning of the word. Of course I didn't kill a cop, but I can't explain it until then."

I'm a little bad at lying. I have a stupid head that I can forget right away, but I feel like I'm deceiving myself as well as the other person. I don't know how to put it.

That's why I can only tell the truth, and the old man who doesn't know the circumstances can only give back his face like seeing something strange.

"I'm glad you helped me out earlier, and I'm a little happy."

I shook my hand and walked out.

Like whispering a mysterious word before turning your back. Hmm, I didn't think the day would come when I would do this myself. I'm sorry I confused you.

However, while walking to the parking lot, Nishioka-san came running from behind. Looking back at what happened, he takes his business card out of his pocket.

"This is my phone number. I don't know what you just said, but Goto, you're not the only one who feels something's wrong."

Oh, yes, thank you.

I received the business card after blinking.

I'm going to stop paying taxes soon, but will you still treat me as a citizen? I felt the temper of a man wanting to protect him.

At least for us, I definitely don't want to be protected. If that happens, you'll have to stay alive forever.

I emptied my business card and walked while thinking alone.

"Six months to go. I hope that's not my life expectancy."

As he murmured, he took off the key to his worn bicycle.