King of Entertainment

When the Xiao Chong and Hu Feichu show, the synchronous ratings are released, the ratings of the East China Sea Spring Festival Evening, the second, second, second only to the national Spring Festival Evening!

This anti-day ratio shocked the industry.

"How did this Xiao Chong also written like this?"

"Is it a person who wants to pull the East Sea Spring Festival Evening?"

Many people are shocked.

Other Spring Festival Evening programs are regretted, I know that I will invite Xiao Chu.

on the stage.

Xiao Yao said: "I think it's absolutely can't move. Hey! I should have the words of the old lady, I am still awake, I will leave a few words first!"

Hu Feihua: "Is it true?"

Xiao Jiang sighs: "I am also very small."

Hu Feishuo nod: "It is also right, the times youth."

Xiao Yao said: "This is said that I am 28 years old, that is, I have a big faint this year, my head has finished the birthday, I am still beautiful!"

Everyone is smashing now is not beautiful now?

Hu Feihua also regretted.

Xiao Yucai said: "Today, it is impressed, and probably people are calculated by the lunar calendar."

Hu Feihua was shocked: "Get, the isola is unfold!"

Xiao Cu said: "This is called to hide the first one can't hide, I have to leave a few words to blame my mother."

Hu Fei Huaji: "What is your mother?"

The audience is also curious, you caught in your own, what is your mother? Who is your mother?

"You said that she took my child, you looked very high, in fact, take a tape, I also just one meter six five."

"One meter six five, make it!"

"You don't make it with me, the girl who is in touch with me, I am too small for the other side. You said that I have an object, I can watch the tiger, I have to look at the tiger. ? "

Xiao Co complained.

Everyone laughed.

Who is your own?

Hu Feihua frowned: "How can you come?"

Xiao Yao said: "How can you not? You let the portalers who make the object say that you can engage in, to Sunday, who will not go to the mother's family to work?"

"Hahaha ..."

Everyone laughed, your mother is too talented.

Hu Feishuang asked: "Is this?"

Xiao Central, head: "Our family two people will work, and the mother's mother is never hired!"

"Hahaha ..." everyone is happy.

Hu Feihua laughed, "So you are willing to be this babysitter?"

"When the nanny is dry, no life is dangerous, can't touch the big tiger, let's work, you can still talk to love."

Xiao Chong is pinching his nose: "Do you have a visit to the park, do you have a visit to the zoo? What is the park? How do you talk about what you are talking about it, you have a taste? You smell, you smell, ,, just this taste, talk about what it affects emotions! "

Everyone took the thigh, smiled and tears.

Hu Feihua said: "Xiao Chu, in the tiger hole, because there is no object?"

Xiao Yao said: "No object, you don't matter, you have a long high. I have a big high, I can see it clearly, what I crowded forward! This time, I'm really clear, I even saw a few more people in the tiger! "

Everyone stunned, then made a thunderous applause, you shake the bag and shake it is really not moving.

Before the TV set, Xiao Yang mother is proud, "My son is an intercouched actor!"

Xiao Xiu did not dare to refute, they had to admit that Xiao Cu said that the laughter was amused.

Spring Festival Evening, Xu Wenzhang and Dong Xi and others are also amused.

They found that Xiao Chong's performance is also first class!

But they are also curious, don't you go to be an actor?

......

On-site stage.

Hu Feihua said: "You have a great opportunity to be true."

Xiao Coal: "For you to fight for it?"

Hu Feihua hooks: "Don't, I can't go!"

Xiao Central said: "If you stay a few words, you will start complaining that my mother, let's not recruit old people, I don't say it!"

Hu Feihua said: "You leave a few words to the unit."

Xiao Yucai said: "How do you say it? Dear leaders, the master, on Sunday, don't stay, let the tiger eat?"

Hu Feihua said seriously: "It is the actual situation."

Xiao Co said: "They are blamed, organizational, disciplined, free and disgraceful, and it is estimated that it is expected to eat for the tiger."

"Haha ..."

Everyone is really going to laugh, this burden ...

Hu Feifei is also happy: "This ... I can't estimate!"

Xiao Chong said: "I still have to check what it is? Forget it, it will die, anyway, I haven't died from Xiaoshi."

Hu Feihua laughed: "Ah? The living people are not dead!"

Xiao Chong said: "This time, let's talk to the leadership, we are hard and touch! I will tell him, how much is your love, you don't want you. Work injury is not possible, the top is more One - nature died. "

Everyone laughs.

Those industry artists saw this scene, the heart was shocked and embarrassed, from the beginning to the present, everyone's laughter has not been heard.

It is this, Xiao Chong and Hu Fei will succeed!

Cattle!

It's a cow!

Even if you can't see your daughter, this moment must be met.

on the stage.

Xiao Cang said: "How do you don't have a good guy? It is impossible to give the tiger to eat, it is estimated that you can't make it."

Hu Feihua nod: "It can't make you sure you."

Xiao Yao said: "I am just thinking about it here, and everyone will continue to give me an idea. I listen to some uncomfortable, I will directly say - on the side, call the slogan no matter, the tiger does not understand! You want you Really heroic, give me a come down! "

Hu Feihua: "What? Let people come down? People come down, don't you also feed tiger?"

Xiao Jiang said: "You feed the tiger, why is you calling yourself, you will die. I will return to you. What do you say? What do you die? He is not worthy of the tiger."

Hu Feishu shook his head: "No, you can go to the newspaper."

Xiao Chong said: "On the newspaper, there are two words."

Hu Feihua is curious to ask: "Which two sentences?"

Xiao Central said: "An Youth Garden accidentally falls into the tiger mouth, the relevant department reminds visitors to pay attention to safety ..."

"Haha ..."

The audience is big, and you don't even have a name.

Hu Feihua is also happy: "So two words."

Xiao Yao said: "You listen, don't give me the name, I will typically" "

Hu Feihua Dale: "Do you still want to be a positive?"

"How, can't you?"

"Got, don't mention this, you think about it for a long time, there is no one in one thing!"

"You don't worry, you have to discuss it with the tiger!"

"Which is also discussed with the tiger?"

"Tiger, tiger, sleep, you will go, you open your eyes and see me, I am very thin, no meat. If you want to eat, Qingyun Site has a Hu Feihua is very fat."

"Ah? What are you doing?"

Hu Feihua is crying, "I am not fat, everyone evaluated!"

"not fat!"

The audience smiled.

Hu Feihua reminded: "You should find a way out!"

Xiao Jiang's blind eye: "If you want to go out? You are easy, what is this place? This is the place of the Tiger! Tiger does not go, I am going to go?"

Hu Feihua said: "That is also."

Everyone says that you have been half a day, how did the tiger have not awake?

Xiao Central said: "You look at this wall, three meters high, there is no big head. How to design it? Don't get an elevator!

Hu Feixiao laughed: "Xiaoer, did not hear it, there is an elevator in the zoo."

Xiao Chong said: "Forget it, you dispatched the garden, find a TV station, let them send a film to come, take a shot and wait for the tiger how to eat me!"

Hu Feihua is confused: "Do you take this!"

Xiao Yucai said: "Take a tiger to eat people, sell it to foreigners to change the foreign exchange, but also contribute to the country before dying."

Everyone laughed, you have a truth.

Hu Feihua admire: "You are quite high!"

Xiao Yao said: "You said that for example, this tiger gasped it doesn't blink? It's a few more, I can also have a better with it. It doesn't work, I don't dare to move ... This tiger is degraded. ?

Hu Feihua smiled: "This tiger is impossible to degrade!"

Xiao Jiangyi: "How do you know?"

Everyone is curious to look at Hu Feihua.

Hu Feihua said: "In order to maintain the wilderness of the tiger, people 's zoo often throw some living chicken live rabbit in the tiger hole."

Xiao Chong asked: "Throwing a chicken live rabbit?"

"Training tiger to capture live food!"

"Hey, catch live food."

"Especially for the day, they still have to hungry tigers."

"Bad! Today is a rising day! Tiger has not dinked! Just capture my live food?"

Xiao Chong exposed a big shocked expression.

Everyone laughed, do you dare to tease?

Hu Feihua looked at the audience: "Let him catch up!"

Xiao Central said: "This disgusting zoo, after I die, I have not finished with them!"

Hu Feihua nod: "Yes! Let them check the check!"

Xiao Chong bite his teeth: "Check!"

Hu Feihua is a copy: "Don't take the case!"

Xiao Jiangyi: "Next ... Do not take the case? That brother is going back this way? Laozi size is the life, I am thinking here, suddenly the girl is coming, a girl silver bell - everyone quickly put the belt Solve, twisted into the rope, put the young man up! "

Hu Feihua clapping: "Hey, this method is good!"

Everyone laughed back to the horse.

This is what they have heard of the most funny cross talk, no one!

This is what the cross talk should be.

Xiao Yao said: "I am listening, my tears come down! This is how good idea, I look up, I'm! With this call, more than 30 people solve the belt! You look at it again Girl, wearing a green dress, is looking for a yellow dress ... It's too beautiful! "

Everyone laughed again, people are girls, actually have courage to take off.

Hu Feihua did not say good: "Every time, do you still have this?"

Xiao Central is shameful: "No, I said, you said that a girl, in this key moment, people who have rescued a person who don't know each other, is it to explain this girl ... Is it a bit mean to me?"

Hu Feihua looked at the audience: "Everyone is awkward, this person thinks about something chaos."

Everyone laughed to shoot the thigh.

Xiao Chong also looked at the audience to say: "Hey? How do you talk? You said that this girl is so many young people around her, why don't she look, just look at me?"

Hu Feihua said: "Neps! Who let you fall in the tiger hole? She doesn't look at who you?"

Everyone laughed, tears came out.

Xiao Chong Deng Lai face: "How do you say it? It is estimated that from top to look down, you can't see the size. Maybe my marriage is better, this is a disaster."

Hu Feihua said: "Don't laugh! When are you? You still have this! I want to engage in object!"

Xiao Yong said: "What are you talking about? Yeah? "

Hu Feihua is helpless to the audience. "Get, I have a lot of mouth, get it, you will go!"

Everyone started, and the scene laughed into a piece.

Xiao Chong said: "When it is late, it is fast, the thirty belt is screwed down. I looked up, more than 30 people mentioned the pants and looked at me! But I made it hard, Hey……"

Hu Feishuang asked: "What happened?"

Xiao Cu said: "I stood up."

Hu Feihua: "Well? Are you sitting down?"

Xiao Chong looked at the audience: "He is not nonsense, the legs are so soft, don't sit still?"

"Hahaha ..."

The audience smiled, this bag is really no.

Hu Feihua urge: "You will climb!"

Xiao Yao said: "I look at it, the rope is in front of you. When I got, I came to the middle. As the saying goes, the dog is anxious to jump the wall, people are anxious, not small! You said climbing Zhu Langfeng, is it to follow a big tiger? "

Hu Feishui also looked at the audience: "Everyone is awkward, he is not saying that eight can be resistant."

Everyone laughed, starting: "It is died in the morning and evening!"

Xiao Chong wrote: "You are still right, I will look back, the tiger just opened an eye! I hurried to the tiger - you are hungry here? Look at you alone, Zoo leaders don't care about you, don't be busy, wait for your buddy to help you introduce a tiger! "

Hu Feihua also looked at the audience: "I still said to death."

Everyone laughed.

Xiao Yao said: "Suddenly, some people are , I am legged, what happened to me?"

Hu Feihua is curious: "You have to save!"

Xiao Cuang took a long breath: "My mother is finally coming, the good people are really life!"

Hu Feihua comforted: "This is scared."

Xiao Caote: "I think of a key issue after I come up!"

Hu Feishuang asked: "What is the problem?"

Xiao Zhi smiled: "Where is the girl's skirt?"

Everyone once again laughed to shoot the thigh.

Hu Feihua said: "I also read the skirt."

Xiao Yao said: "I found it, I finally found it, I blew smelled in the chest like a bicycle, hey, with the girl's body, with the girl's aroma, bring ..."

Hu Feishuo hurriedly hit: "Don't hear it!"

Xiao Jiangyi: "Why don't you give me a smell?"

Hu Feihua said: "There is still a sweat again."

Everyone laughed.

Xiao Yucai said: "How do I say that I have to go to the girl.

Hu Feihua, I am, "I said what you are in a hurry?"

Xiao Chong looked at the audience: "Everyone reviews the review, I have not an object, can you still have to worry?"

"what……"

Everyone is four, and the laughter is constant.

Hu Feishuang asked: "So everyone saved, you don't thank everyone first?"

Xiao Chong is distressed: "I see a girl is blushing, I am sorry to talk."

Hu Feihua said: "Then you hold hands with everyone!"

Xiao Cu said: "They are not with me."

Hu Feihua is curious: "Why?"

On-site audience, the audience in front of the TV, countless eyes look at Xiao Chong on the stage, they are also curious.

Xiao Chong looked at the audience: "They all mention the pants!"

"Haha ..."

Everyone laughed.

Xiao Jiang and Hu Feihua, retreat.

On-site applause thunder.

At this moment, Xiao Cang fire, Hu Feihua is also fire.

Next, song singing is also Xiao Li!

Xu Wenzhang rushed over the ants on the hot pot and rushed to the back of the background.

"Does your new song want it?"

Everyone looks at Xiao Chong.

(4500 words chapter, two in one)