Kokugensou wo Item Cheat de Ikinuku

Episode 76: The Leaves of the Holy Relic

When I opened the door to the eighty-eighth floor "Treasure Depot", I closed it again with a baton.

"What's wrong, Takel?"

"No, I can't... mummy mummy mummy mummy!

What is it now, the nest of the magical autonomous weapon Swift Steel Golem? Looking at it, the hundred bodies were slightly over.

Besides, was there a red version of it?

"Red is not red lead (chromium). Swift Chrome Golem is made of a pretty rare material, harder and faster than steel."

Captain, don't tell me you're moving triple as fast as you can from red.

Oh, something's knocking on me from the other side of the door, the gutchen gutchen.

"Look, Takel. That's bad. If you open it, we're gonna move."

"Uh, I see now."

When I opened the door, I stabbed the sword of the light with a red demon jewel, the weakness of the swift golem that had fallen before me.

Pushu and, make a noise and stop manoeuvring, golem. But behind it are mountains of swift golems roaring.

"Lord Takel, fight at the door."

"I see."

The number of enemies is high, you have to open only half the door rather than fight in the big room, and if you guard this place dead, it will become a bottleneck and not hit many.

The front line is Louise and me. From behind, if the magic group and the flying gear group cover us, we might be able to contain it somehow.

"... or something like that, I used to think"

"Takel, what are you doing, we're retreating!

Swift chrome golem, too fast, too strong. What the fuck, that red guy!

"Damn, if you're one, you can't lose!

It's too fast, so when both two and three are attacked in tandem, there's nothing we can do.

But if I call this cowardice, I'll be with this princess knight.

But this overwhelming quantity is simply an anomaly (cheat), Queen Liliera!

It's good when this one's cheating, but when they do it back over there, nothing feels this bad.

Already full of creation, the Garang mercenaries are holding down the door ready to die, but from that door comes a gnawed, red sword protruding.

You're too scared!

"Phew, you seem to be struggling, Silesier brave"

Ha, what... isn't this the faggot high priest at Fried's?

Is that your name?

"Hey, didn't you get your name? Then again, I (I) am Nicolaus Cardinal. Oh, I'm Archbishop Nortmarc, not the Archbishop."

"What, Freed's here too? As you can see, it's not like I'm dealing with you right now."

If you get pinched or something, it's not what you accumulate, but you can't see the swift golem, so they're coming at you, too.

"Ohohohoho, don't get me wrong. I'm here to help the valiant Silesier."

With that said, Nicolaus, dressed in the clothes of the Archbishop, prayed with his hands wide open.

"O Arthama the Virgin of Creation, your devout servant, lay down, please, give great healing to all, all-light healing!

Silver healing pours down on his wounded companion.

Oh, is this the full range recovery magic of rumors? Sure he can use it, unless he's a man.

"I don't know what to say, but let me show you how competent I am."

Taking off the Archbishop's clothes, he finally slit the door and jumped in front of the swift golem, naked.

Are you out of your mind...

No, not completely naked if you look closely.

I only wear bright green leaves on my groin, an old man with a raw white face with one leaf or something worse than naked.

"That is the sacred relic, Adamo Leaves. I can't believe it existed!

Leah screams in a pressing voice.

No, I don't know why!

"See, great goddess Arthama, your devout servant, yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

When Archbishop Homo shivered his groin into small pieces, the rays of silver emitted from the large leaves in all directions, pickered.

Oh, my God, the swift golems' manoeuvres are getting slower to see, as they cut through the doors one after the other.

"Yes, we're going to do it now!

"Yeah well, I'll do it, but what is this..."

It's no different than just a golem, such as a swift golem with slower movement.

Soon, he was slashed down by us and stopped manoeuvring.

Still as much of the golem herd went on, but whenever Archbishop Homo shouted "YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Really, what is this...

"Takel, homo...... no, the item equipped by Archbishop Nicolaus is the sacred relic 'Adamo leaves'. Eight thousand years ago, it was the fig leaf that Arthama said to have attached to the groin of Adamo, the first builder, by birth."

"That's right..."

No, Arthama, you're making people the wrong way.

Adamo, I know it's probably Adam's pakri, but it's not until you eat the fruit of wisdom that you put the leaves on it, it's weird that you're a leaf right after birth.

"I know very well that strange face. Certainly there are no leaves that existed eight thousand years ago, perhaps a refined replica."

"No, a replica of a leaf or something, um, that's enough!

If you think deeply about Arthama Church-related things, I feel like you can't lose, I can't scratch you!

Could it be that the identity of the Virgin of Creation, Arthama, is normally part of the old man?

"That ancient sacred relic, Adamo Leaf, scratched the ancient sacred magic harmony of the witch of Arthama. So I don't think the Swift Golem has moved badly."

"Explain that to me first."

Then it manages to be a sphere of understanding.

In short, Archbishop Homo won the magic item battle of the sacred system.

The scattered and "yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Please, get dressed. Visually tight.

"Oh, by the way, I'm not here alone, Prince Fried."

"No, I don't care if you're alone, I'm here somewhere."

Archbishop Homo pointed to the Devil's Square with a refreshing smile that he said yeee.

I see, the transfer magic of the "Gate of Time and Space" Yenny, or the conversion of it to come to this "White Tower of Trials," was still the same magic as that demonic cube.

"Hey, the Crown Prince is busy on business, so I'm the only one who came to the Silesier brave man in the name of reconnaissance."

"Does the notion mean there is another purpose"

"Yeah, that's right. I'm only working with the Crown Prince because I have a common interest, and depending on the way Silesier's brave men come out, you can change the saddle."

"Well, then just listen, I'll listen"

"Now, listen, I have a dream!

With a single leaf, the almost naked Archbishop of Homo began his speech when he suddenly poked his fingers up into heaven.

No, I'm the archbishop, so you're preaching, and I want you to wear clothes before you preach.

"It is publicly the Church of Arthama, which celebrates equality between men and women, but there is clear male discrimination inside. The Pope today is a woman, and the Archbishop, who has six, is a woman all but me. It's terrible, isn't it? Yeah, be sure to wait. I know. I don't think I have a choice if I'm differentiated by my abilities."

Leah said something. I did, but I shut him up for now.

It's true that you helped me, so let him talk first.

"But the reality is different, there are plenty of good male clergy just like me, but few men are employed at the top of the church. The last thing that discriminates is the brave Virgin."

"What, is that or is it a problem?"

Oh, yay, I pinched my mouth.

Archbishop Homo, who seems so happy.

"'Cause it's weird that sisters are basic with bravery. I'm the only brave brother in this world right now! You know, over 90% of the brave men in history chose women, even men. There were a lot of good saints with brave certification, isn't it terrible!

Um, I can't say anything, that.

When I look at Leah, she looks delicate too, I wish she told me that...

"So I have a dream! It is now time to correct this wrong woman superior church! Crown Prince Fried chose me just because he was highly capable, but that lady lover is dirty. I don't understand my philosophy at all."

No, I don't know either.

Hmm.

"Promising in that respect is you, Silesier brave. You felt clean, rejecting the slutty temptation of the filthy Virgin there. I came freaking out that you were the brave man I was looking for, destiny."

Wow, it's tight whether you're flushed or not, Freed. Wow.

I admire this archbishop for being able to use him just because he is highly qualified to certify as a brave man. That's the man who doesn't choose the means to be the strongest.

"Hey, faggot, not Archbishop Nicolaus"

"Oh, what is it, Silesier brave"

"He said there's no saint to be chosen as a brave man, but that means there's very little case for women to be brave."

"Oh, that's..."

I just figured it might be discrimination for a man to choose a sister-in-law just for his face.

But if you're a woman brave, it's not strange to choose a saint.

"Hey, you've never seen a woman brave, and you're barely there. Then a lot of virgins with bravery means they're balanced."

"That's the..."

I've been thinking for a long time that the teaching of racial equality and gender equality in the Church of Arthama is a great philosophy, but it doesn't work at all in real society.

Princess Silhouette can't be a queen just because she's a woman in a half elf, nymphs are discriminated against, and even slaves are placed below female slaves than men.

"What do you think as Archbishop in that regard, first of all, you're not getting the basics equal?"

"You have no choice, let's stop preconstruction theory"

What, was that powerful speech just now before the building?

You're bluffing too much, Archbishop Homo. I seriously asked you this...

"Look, it's the saints who deserve bravery. Saint X Brave is the ideal, I have a dream, that one day Saint X Brave will fill this world!

Here, I barked like Leah couldn't stand it anymore.

"Don't be silly, Archbishop! Brave x Virgin is the supreme couple that never has to be. It's proven by history and tradition."

"Dirty Virgin, don't tell me you're the idiot, I asked Arthama directly, and when I asked her if she was okay with Saint X Brave, she said, 'That's an ant, isn't it?'"

"That's because Arthama is definitely generous. That means ants, too, isn't the standard still Brave X Virgin, Baker!

"It's dumber to say silly, I assure you here, but brave men intertwined with the slutty Virgin, corrupt without exception. Mostly Sister Steriana, I know you were sneaking around in the library fishing for dirty forbidden books, don't get on with it thinking everyone won't tell you!

"Ah, then let me also say yes, Archbishop Homo. You used to go into the library and read all the forbidden books."

"No, I'm not. What I was reading was not a dirty horny book like yours, but a future Bible depicting hot friendships between men, don't be with me!

I'm getting a headache listening...

I wonder why I tried to listen to them properly.

He and the others, when left alone, are "Saints x Braves" or "Braves x Virgins". They are just arguing with each other about extension.

Louise came to me and asked if it was time to pick up the dragon's body, so I gave her permission.

You can't deal with this.

Your precious dragon gut will be damaged.

"Hey, Archbishop Nicolaus, unfortunately I can't work with your philosophy"

Leah looks back at me with a puffy, bright smile.

Archbishop Homo, a raw, white-faced homo who looked abominably at it, also looked at this one with an invincible grin.

"Phew, that's a shame. Were you still an ordinary husband who didn't understand my dreams? I hope you don't regret it."

Archbishop Nicolaus, picking up the archbishop's clothes, quickly ran down the stairs, before I cautioned him to get dressed, disappeared into the stairs.

"Wait a minute, aren't you going home with metastatic magic?"

"Without Yennie, we can't do the metamagic."

I'm surprised the teacher came to me and pointed that out to me, but then I wonder if I'm going down the stairs from the eighty-eight floors and going straight home to the Imperial City.

"No, it's probably in some other hierarchy, rendezvous with Yenny. It would have been a shame if we had shown up here and had had a chance to get rid of the troublesome senior magician."

"I see, is it useless to follow"

Yes, when I asked the teacher, he said I should stop because there's a chance he's trapping in the lower tier.

Right, Fried said he was busy or something, but if that's a bluff and he rushes after him, there's also the possibility of a waiting Fried and nearby elite and bowling.

But the teacher is just fine.

In that irresistible farce, you were too calm and scared to wait to kill Yenny instantly if you could even see her face chilling.

Why didn't you just aim for the senior magician and kill Archpriest Nicolaus?

I can't help targeting Archbishop Homo, Dr. Lyle's targets are senior magicians who are always arrogant and foolish.

Dr. Lyle's battle continues from this world to the day that the last of the senior magicians perish.