Kono Sekai ga Game da to, Ore dake ga Shitte Iru

Chapter 65: The Closest Place to Extreme Ease

After wiping the splashed water and putting our bags where we first found them, we started exploring the mansion with our keys in one hand.

What was on the ground floor was a cooking area in the dining room, and a bathroom in the indoor pool, and then a ton of bedrooms.

Even with the bedroom and a bite, there were clear features for each room, and all the furniture was lined up in a room with all the ceilings, in a room where the wallpaper inside was all bright red, in a room where the ceiling, the walls and the scalp could not be seen with a photograph of a tightly stretched woman, in a room where the whole room was like a deceptive painting and you couldn't tell where you were just because you were in it, and so on, 'interesting as a story, but you never wanted to live' was still arranged.

Around doing this, 'a joke everyone can come up with once but good sense can't get in their way', I can say it's really 'cat-eared cat'.

It wasn't anywhere, but I decided to make it my room by choosing 'a room with obviously old-fashioned TVs and phones, retro interiors' that seemed relatively easy among them.

From the looks of it, I thought the fantasy worldview was completely disintegrating, but the TV and phone on the boulder are just objects, and they can't actually use it.

The "Cat Ear Cat" staff also seemed to have as much good sense as the shards, only a little relief.

When I decided on the room, the apple immediately laid down next to it, 'Everything in the room is heart-shaped or in a room with a heart print on it'.

It was a room that seemed like I could manage to spend some time in, except it looked pink, but I was just a little worried that the bed was not going to sleep with my legs stretched because of the heart shape.

I asked him if he was okay for once, but Apple was confident that

"... daijibu"

And I answered, so I'm sure it's okay.

I might have pursued it a little more normally, but I was in a hurry to find a place I really wanted to go.

"We've decided on a room.

I just need to go somewhere, okay?

"... n"

When I cut it out, the apple responds briefly and tries to follow me.

I pushed it away.

"No, wait a minute.

I'm sorry, but I want to go to that place alone. "

"... why?

Why not?

That is decided.

"Because the place I'm going to is the bath!

That's why it's a big bath.

I should have taken a dressed bath because I couldn't take my clothes off completely during the game, but it doesn't matter in this world.

When I managed to convince the apple to follow me because I was worried, I quickly took off my clothes at the stripper and came all the way to the bathroom.

Actually, this big bath.

Ever since I was exploring, no, I've been watching you for a long time.

I've never bought this house before, so naturally I've never been to this big bath, but this place also has a reputation in the game days, "I'm not exaggerating when I say I bought this house for this reason," "I'll never enjoy this feeling in a real bath or anything," "Extreme fun is the perfect place," "A diving bath is novel," "I understand this is what souls get out of it," "I'm stuck in even if I want to stop. The bath of the devil, in a way," etc., was greatly admired.

I never bought this house because I stuck around saying I didn't need a big house, but I've always been interested in the bathhouse itself, which is the only one there.

"Still, it really feels like a big bath..."

That's right. When I snap to myself, that voice echoes slightly in the wide bathroom.

There is a room about ten meters square, about half of which is all bathed.

It is no longer the size of a level of money or hot springs.

"Okay, then hurry up!

I suddenly jumped into the bath.

The bath in this world is powered by an automatic water purifier that works with magic, so it doesn't get dirty.

Probably a setup appropriately conceived by the 'cat ear cat' staff because the water is troublesome to produce dirty, but I appreciate their appropriateness just now.

(That's not hotter than I thought...)

I imagined hot water because it looked like a hot spring, but the temperature of the water didn't even seem that good.

But not so much as to say lukewarm, but its warmth passes through the body twitching.

"Wow..."

Unintentionally, my unconscious voice leaked.

It's been a long time since I've been in this world and I've been nervous all day, so it's been a place where I don't worry about losing my power like this.

After enjoying the warmth of the bath for a while, we generally move on to the main event.

I breathed heavily and dived into the bath all at once.

(Ooh!

Approximately in water with open eyes.

There was a really fantastic sight spread out there.

At the center of the bath was installed a crystal that emitted light, which, like a mirror ball, wielded irregular light around it to create the art of light in the water.

Moreover, the crystal is shaken by water and shakes slightly, so the light that illuminates inside is not the same as for a moment.

In that world of light and water, which changes from moment to moment, I saw without words.

(Right. This is a sight to be seen because it's the world of games, what is it)

When the first excitement subsides, there is also room to analyze the beauty in front of us.

The fact that I can clearly see this sight in the water without using any tools is due to the specifications in the water of Cat Ear Cat.

What a 'cat ear cat' game it doesn't have the effect of 'it makes your breath bitter when you go in the water', it doesn't make your eyes hurt when you keep your eyes open in the water, and you can even talk normally.

Being in the water is difficult to achieve by the specifications of VR machines, because "cat ear cats" also have underwater dungeons and underwater warfare.

Although the speed is slightly negatively corrected and the HP decreases in proportion as a performance that stops breathing, it is basically able to operate in 'cat ear cats' in the same way as on land in the water.

(Is this what the word means, you'll never enjoy it in real life)

Whether we call the world a game today or reality, that's a difficult place, but it means that some things can be enjoyed because the specifications of the game are still there.

(Time to go up once)

It doesn't mean I won't be able to hold my breath here, and the hot water isn't that hot, so I feel like I'm going to be able to dive forever, but if I dive completely, my HP is going down a little bit.

I suppressed my regrets and raised my face off the water once.

"Phew..."

Keep your head on the edge of the tub and let your body float in the bath relaxed.

I could see some beautiful things that I would never see anywhere else, and that just makes me think I might be right to have bought this house.

Best of all, this is how you can relax without worrying about anything.

(Something, I've always wanted to be like this, hey...)

After all, has the recoil come that I've been worried about?

The consciousness gradually becomes distant in an overly cozy space.

As I drifted along with it, my head went down, eventually......

"- Soma! Soma!

Someone called me by my name, and I woke up.

"Lynn, go...?

Seeing it, the apple is shaking my body in a desperate manner, calling me with a different, chopped voice.

I wondered what was wrong with being so desperate, but that's when I noticed my physical abnormality.

(My body, heavy...?

If it's gameplay, is there little HP left?

What the hell happened to me?

Looking around in a hurry, it's still in the bathroom.

I looked like I was lying on my back near the tub.

"What the hell is wrong with this?

When I asked that with a tongue that didn't turn well, the apple told me about the situation with a bump.

I came to call you in front of the bathroom because I'm not quite out of the bathroom, but I haven't heard back from you when you called.

When I finally got worried and went into the bathroom, I was sinking in the bathroom.

(Maybe you mean it just went out and sank like that?

Speaking of which, I barely remember how unconscious I felt.

But how does that and this body fatigue connect?

(No, well! Because in water you always eat damage in proportion......)

There was an early bug where the boss of an underwater dungeon would not show up no matter how many times he went.

The reason for this was that he forgot to attach an aquatic attribute to the boss of the underwater dungeon, how dare that boss die from the continuing damage of the underwater penalty.

Even the boss dies without the aquatic attribute, so there's no way a single player without any gear can resist it.

That much thought, my spine. Fear crawled up.

In this world, unlike in reality, it is scarce for conscious symptoms when in water.

It's certainly dangerous to fall asleep in the bath in real life, but you'll wake up if you sink into hot water for as much as you want.

But in this world, the story is different.

It doesn't make my breath bitter to get into the water here, and the hot water isn't so hot, so even if it's soaked over my head, it's never hot enough to jump up.

As cozy as it is to be in hot water all the time, there is no element to encourage awakening even if you fall asleep in the bath.

But on the other hand.

As a penalty in water, the body continues to suffer proportional damage according to maximum HP.

This time, I'm glad the apple found me.

But if I kept sleeping like that without anyone noticing...

(I could have been dead)

Aware that I was not joking but at the Seto of Life, the fear of cold blood ran all over me again.

Besides, if you think about it, a well-trained 'cat ear cat' player couldn't have admired just a big bath so much.

They must have noticed this big bath trap.

It's a more relaxing place than anywhere else, but when it really relaxes, it sinks into nature and water, eventually losing its HP and dies.

- That's what this, "Extremely Easy", "Soul Gets Out" and "Bath of the Devil" was all about!

(I knew it was outrageous, the guy named 'Cat Ear Cat')

My own home that should be the safest in the world.

Who would imagine there would be a death strap in the bath that should be the most relaxing of them all?

A few hours before the apple,

"Without me, Soma doesn't seem to be ready..."

It was said, but it would have proved the correctness of the word even without trying.

Anyway, the apple is the benefactor of life.

I'm trying to thank the apple again.

(Oh, that? Wait a minute, okay?

... This is a bath, right?)

Too many things made me think of certain facts that were totally out of my mind.

View Here See the apple outfit again.

I wear the same outfit as when I broke up earlier, even the gear I bought from the armor store properly.

You seem to be getting wet to the armor because you helped me, but this world will be fine.

I could rather say that it prevents my clothes from becoming transparent.

... and the problem was mine.

(Ma, sa...)

Feeling like praying, I gently drop my gaze on my body.

"Wowwwww!!

The next moment I jumped up and hid my own body from the apple.

Naturally, I came to the bath, and I was wearing nothing, or mappa!

"... a tattoo?

On the other hand, the apple that's supposed to be the other party is a flat one.

I'm sure there was an emergency called a crisis in my life, but seeing me naked doesn't seem like anything.

"Yes, no, it's okay, it's okay!

I wish I could have said I was glad I was having trouble even being lit up here by apples, but that made me feel like I couldn't cut it.

That's what I should have known from the beginning that apples didn't have that kind of shame, but masculinity is a complicated thing.

Anyway, exposing myself to nakedness in front of the apples any more, the apples aren't going to be able to stand my spirit anyway.

"Well, then, I'll be right up, so go outside and wait for me first"

I begged for the impetus to beg.

Apples, by contrast, stay very pale,

"... n"

and just nod.

He rises flat without showing a single shard of shame and walks toward the bathroom door.

And as I watched as I turned my face bright red with embarrassment, an apple I was walking early enough,

"- Huh?!

Suddenly, I slipped my leg.

Bitan, makes a pretty good noise and clashes with the floor.

"Apple!?

It's a rare failure for an apple that was never dodgy, even if it was natural, but the floor was probably wet and slippery.

I try not to rush over,

"... good"

Even his temperament, Apple immediately woke up and pressed me to come closer in gesture.

I stroked my chest down the way it was, but soon I realized something strange.

Apple should have gotten up properly without injury, but he never tried to look back on me.

"No way I hit you in the face when you fell..."

I get worried and speak up, but the apple is like rejecting it.

"... dude"

And when he stood up, he didn't try to show me his face.

"... Bye."

I left it short and ended up walking away without giving me a glimpse.

After that, when I finished dressing and went to see Apple, there were no wounds on her face that I was worried about.

"Hey. Maybe you're mad about what you just did?

"... that's not true"

And then for a while, the apple couldn't keep a decent eye on me.