Korean entertainment, I am crazy

In the mountains near Seoul, South Korea, a white light flashed across the rugged ground and a comatose naked man appeared.

An unscrupulous voice in the man’s mind was nagging: "Finally cheated him back, oh, no, it was proposed to the experiencer and the experiencer confirmed that with the help of the great and beautiful 250 senior management intelligence I finally returned to the hometown where the experiencer was thinking about it. Although the process was a bit tortuous and the result was slightly off, the general direction was correct. "If a man is awake, he will definitely complain about whether 250 is a cosplay leader or not.

"It is detected that the region where the experiencer belongs is Earth Korea, which meets the system mission conditions, and the system starts to run after self-checking. Ding! After the operation is completed, the experiencer data scan will begin.

Experiencer ID: 2503687 (the 3687th experiencer under 250 executives)

Name: Luo Fengen (Are you sure this is a man's name and not a gangbang?)

Gender: Male (If you don’t have surgery, this gender will stay with you for life)

Age: 32 (you are already an old man)

Height: 181.2 (accurate to 1 decimal point)

Weight: 90KG (you basically belong to the same category of people with height 150 and weight 150)

Family situation: slightly (want to know? Please spend points to buy)

Possibility: No (you are a waste in my eyes)

After the basic data verification is completed and the task opening conditions are met, the task is opened:

Main task name: The perfect life of gagman

Main mission content: Become the best gagman on earth (because the experiencer passively chooses the perfect mission, the mission achievement conditions are reduced to become the best gagman in Asia)

Main line branch mission: In order to complete the best gagman in Asia, please join the entertainment circle within 2 months.Mission failure punishes the perfect life system to break away (unqualified experiencers will be wiped out before leaving, so the experiencers can be understood as punishment as wiped out).

Diamond Love Mission: The Missing Women's Mission

Content: The experiencer is invited to marry a former (current) female group member

Time: one month (what time is too short, sorry for who let you randomly get a diamond mission)

Women’s day group range: Girls’ Generation, Wondergirl, Kara, etc. (Because it is triggered by the diamond mission’s limited range conditions, please experience the sample, because the experience has not been drawn for a long time, the system will automatically limit the range to Girls’ Generation).

Mission failure penalty: dice (rest assured that as a disciplined system department will leave at every turn).

When Luo Fengen woke up, he saw the situation above, and suddenly there was a feeling of tens of thousands of horses running through his mind."250 in? Come out for me! I promise to kill you."

"250 serves you 2503687." An extremely hateful voice rang in Luo Fengen's mind."Explain the current situation to me, let's say the whole thing." Luo Fengen said through gritted teeth.

"In view of the chaotic logical thinking of the experiencer No. 2503687, lack of understanding, and IQ is bad, the No. 250 senior management intelligence will explain it for you. The perfect life system was bound to you in the earth calendar in 1986, triggered by the six madness He chose the perfect life of cultivating immortality, and he failed and fell in the process of hitting the final link of the main mission. Before he fell, he helped another soul recognized by the system to accept the mission of perfect life."

"I x, why does he help me with the task."

"The Perfect Life system stipulates that those who choose the perfect life task for the experience, who have completed more than 85% will be able to designate the next experiencer. Of course, the former must also give the incumbent a certain amount of compensation."

"Nima, this is really strong X. 250 you continue to answer."

"The task No. 2503687 is a random extraction, and the result is a perfect gagman life. Because it is a random extraction task, the completion conditions are reduced. Because the task is large in scope, it will be triggered after returning to the earth. The above is complete."

"X, explain to me what is going on with the diamond-level love mission?"

"The first side task triggered by each single experiencer is a love task. Because you haven't picked up the task for a long time, the difficulty is automatically increased. The highest difficulty of the task is that the diamond level is not enough to punish your sabotage and reduce the task. Scope and shorten the task time."

"X, you are a strong X and you are not allowed to enjoy it. Can I appeal or complain."

"The appeal will be rejected. If you want to make a complaint, please complain to the Universe Scientific Research Center. According to the transmission speed of this system, the complaint will be sent to you in about 1,700 earth years."

"....... You are not giving up both hums now."

"This is the end of the answer, please accept the alms from your predecessor and the novice gift package."

"Damn, I finally gave some benefits. Give it to me soon."

"Predecessor alms: a super cell regeneration change (please refer to mutant Wolverine's ability)

A set of two star skeletons

As the experiencer did not set the scope, the randomly selected result is a general skill gift package. Since it is a perfect task reward enhancement, the experiencer has not set the direction of improvement, so the basic skills in the random promotion gift package are doubled."

"Life is really full of pits. When is my cup of life the head? Do you want me to commit suicide?"

"Remind number 2503687 not to use your humble life to threaten the noble me, you go to die now, and you will be well immediately? You are a funny comparison."

"...Don't call that Dantong's number, okay? Just call my name." Luo Fengen thinks that it's not interesting to have a system (are you sure you are not afraid?), let's make a good relationship.Don't ask for the back door, just want to stop pitting.

"According to the request of the experiencer, the system will call the experiencer "Xiaofeng" in the future. Unfortunately, the experiencer is not surnamed Lu."

"It's really complaining everywhere, 250 gift packages and charity to me." For the unscrupulous system Xiaofeng (will be called so later, after all, the system god said) has no choice.

"Because 250 is an insulting language on the earth, the experiencer is asked to change the name of the system. The names are as follows: 1. Great God, 2. Great God, 3. Great God. Please confirm the receipt."

"X can be more shameless, confirm to receive the Great God."

"Receive a novice gift package to obtain skills: basic driving ability (yes, it is basic, because as long as the beginner can let you drive all the drivable tools on the earth) basic language ability: contains 4 languages, dear, identify Xiaofeng Chinese 4 languages ​​are set to English (you are not afraid to travel the world) French (it is said to be the most beautiful language) Japanese (you must go to RB to develop if you want to complete the task, see how intimate the god is) Latin (multiple languages) From this evolution, this cost-effectiveness is second only to English) Primary cooking ability: Can upgrade the cuisine of 4 countries to master level, except for China, the Great God automatically chooses Korean food (after all, are you a Korean now) French cuisine (not tall Not selected)

Chinese cuisine home cooking (which one of the eight major cuisines you want to choose, you are not going to be a chef, or home cooking is for you) RB cuisine (the only thing that is desirable in this country except for'big movies')

Elementary eloquence (gagman must not explain), elementary artistic sense (gagman must not explain), junior dance specialization (men who can't dance are not good gagman).In addition, 1,000 system points will be given as a bonus (very useful, please use it with caution.)"

"The previous charity needs to be fused (it will be a little uncomfortable during the prompting process) and the fusion begins.

"I X." In the great pain, Xiaofeng fainted only when he came to the level and shouted two words.