Korean entertainment, I am crazy

Xiaofeng walked naked on the path in the forest, feeling the wind blowing Ding Ding so cool and praying not to meet passers-by who would be considered BT.

After walking for about 30 minutes, I finally saw a building, which seems to be a homestay that you can often see in the mountains around Seoul.Following the principle of emergency rescue (in fact, the thief does not go empty) took (stole) a set of improper coats, Xiaofeng stepped on the road to downtown Seoul.

When Xiaofeng took a ride to the Seoul ** area, it was already 9 o'clock in the evening. At this time, two huge questions were placed in front of Xiaofeng.Where to live?A penny is really a bitch.

Going to the street to beg, I can't take this face off.steal?grab?Xiaofeng thinks that as a person with a bottom line, you can't do that (why don't you think so when stealing clothes).

Hey, in the end, Xiaofeng finally made up his mind to eat Bawang’s meal. The big deal was sent to the police station and the accommodation problem was solved by the way. If you are lucky enough, tomorrow’s breakfast can also be solved (say where is your morals).

After making up your mind, you are looking for the target. If the shop is too big, if you can't fix it, you will be used as a sandbag by the security guard.Although it has abilities, it hurts to be beaten.(You can't win? Just want to be beaten, is it just a small pain?).

It took an hour for Xun Xun Mi to find an inconspicuous sausage shop. The location is relatively small, which reduces the chance of being caught.The boss is a kind uncle and should be more talkative. Maybe you don't want the money when you are happy (you're so promising).

After hovering at the door for 10 minutes, Xiaofeng took a deep breath and walked into the sausage shop, aimed at a small private room, and walked in. Just when he wanted to ask the boss to order something to eat, he found the leftovers on the table.

When he turned around and wanted to go out to change a private room, a small body rushed into his arms, Xiaofeng only felt a pain in his heart, and a feeling of suffocation followed.

I x, don't I just want to have a king's meal, how can I run into everything.After hitting Xiaofeng, the little figure fell backward in accordance with the laws of physics. Xiaofeng conditioned reflex to pull a hand to the little figure, preventing him from falling and giving him the same position of chest heavily. Make it up.

I X, this head is so long, is it so painful when it hits with long horns and vomits blood if it hurts a bit, and if it doesn’t work, it’s internally injured now (Aren’t you here to eat overlord’s meal, don’t think so)? .

Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief and realized that it was a girl who hit him, with red cheeks, shaking body, and a strong smell of wine.I haven't realized that I will encounter the biggest trouble in my life.Xiaofeng is still trying to see the girl's face clearly.

"Miss, are you okay!" Xiaofeng tried to show off her gentlemanly demeanor.

"Hiccup, who are you? Why are you holding me? Do you want to sign? No problem, as many as you want. But you have to drink with me."

Xiaofeng has a black line on his head. I know who you are, so I don't care if you want to sign, and I have to drink with you, wait, isn't it that some drinks are for nothing? This is really possible.

I don't care who you are, it's the biggest thing to eat.(Finally exposed your food attributes)

"It's okay to drink, I'm the best at drinking. Come and sit down and let's drink slowly." Xiaofeng replied with great joy.

After supporting the strange girl to sit down, Xiaofeng immediately turned on the food-eating mode to take food.The strange girl is drinking soju cup by cup.

After Xiaofeng swept through the food on the play table and felt that she was half full, she began to chat with the strange girl.

"Why drink so much alcohol? Lost in love? Unemployed? Or quarreling with family members?" Bing Xiaofeng tried to reflect his own value based on the principle of cannibalism.

"Do you have ideals?" The girl asked suddenly, before Xiaofeng could answer the girl, she said to herself: "I have fought for my ideals and career throughout my youth, and my sisters fell out with my family. A lot of contradictions have also arisen. I am really tired, and I want to find someone I can rely on to help me share the burden, even if I can only listen to my complaints. But why do they approach me with this and that purpose. "

Xiaofeng looked at the drunk on the opposite side like a neuropathy, and Xin said that she had met someone who was extremely narcissistic.You are not very beautiful by looking at your length, and by looking at your clothes and eating here, you are not very rich, and you have a purpose to approach you.I just haha.

"What do you look at. You are not a good person either. Don't you just want to sign. You tell me where to sign with pen and paper." The girl shouted.

Xiaofeng wants to cry without tears, and she can get a crazy feeling no matter how much she eats.

"Does the uncle have a pen?" the girl yelled to the shop owner after seeing Xiaofeng not answering.

The owner of the shop took out a signature pen and put it on the table. Xiaofeng was speechless again. What do you say you are preparing a signature pen for opening a restaurant?Drunk crazy, you still accompany her crazy, this is the rhythm of lying guns.

Under Xiaofeng's horrified gaze, the drunk picked up the signature pen and wrote a few words on Xiaofeng's ill-fitting clothes.

Xiaofeng looked around and found that she didn't know each other, and then felt so painful that her only set of clothes (the one that didn't fit well) was destroyed.When he was wondering whether he should make the girl pay him, the girl fell directly on the table drunk.

"Hey, wake up! It really doesn't work, you should settle the bill before going to sleep." Xiaofeng saw that she couldn't wake up the girl, so she just bit the bullet and settled the bill with her wallet.

Holding the girl’s mobile phone, he tried to contact her relatives and friends to take the drunk away, but what made him so painful was that the mobile phone had a password.

"Hey! Who made me eat people with short mouths?" After trying to put a password in the mouth of the drunk cat, Xiaofeng thought helplessly, walking on the street with the drunk on his back.

I hate it forever. Although it solves the problem of eating, it causes more trouble for myself.

Adhering to the principle of doing good to the end, Xiaofeng started looking for a hotel where he could stay overnight.It took 20 minutes to find a love hotel. Although the drunk is not heavy, it still makes Xiaofeng tired enough to take over.

"Boss, open two rooms." Xiaofeng said while panting.

"Your resident registration card." The boss said in surprise.(You are surprised that a man and a woman want two rooms in a love hotel).

Xiaofeng was sweating because she didn't have a certificate.So he said flatteringly: "Boss, I just lost my certificate and I haven't come and reissue it. Please be accommodating."

"I'm sorry, the checking of one card and one room is too tight recently. Go out without a card and leave it on the left." The boss returned leisurely while drinking tea.

Xiaofeng feels that the whole world has abandoned him, is he arguing with some great god?After the soul wears out, nothing is okay.

When Xiaofeng felt sorry for herself, the innkeeper said, "Did you lose your girlfriend's ID? You two can just open the same room. You are both so big and so affectionate. I didn't see you during the meal just now." Let your girlfriend drink less."

Xiaofeng looked at the innkeeper in surprise, how did he know about the meal just now.Could it be...

No matter what Xiaofeng is thinking, the boss said to himself: "I was eating there just now, so hurry up and get my ID. In other words, Lee’s grilled sausages are delicious. taste."

Xiaofeng has a black line on his head, and this person's ability to crook buildings is too strong.He hurriedly threw the drunk cat onto the sofa in the lobby and took out her ID from her Kun bag.Finally got the room key.

After throwing the drunk cat on the waterbed, Xiaofeng sat on the ground weakly.I really hope that all of this is a dream. I am now drifting away on the road of Jubi. What is gagman?

Looking at the drunk cat on the bed, he felt that he still had to live. People who bought drunk slept so soundly, and they should go to bed.Now I really don’t have the energy to discuss whether it’s a beast, a beast or a beast.

Xiaofeng walked into the bathroom and wanted to solve the physical problem, and then washed a bit and lived on the floor for a night (ask why not sleep on the sofa, because there is no).

Just when Xiaofeng was about to take off his pants and hush, the bathroom door suddenly opened from the outside, and the drunk cat who was lying on the bed rushed in and gave Xiaofeng a drape.The smell of vomit instantly filled the small bathroom and was disgusting.After the drunk cat vomited, he rinsed and washed his mouth like an okay person, and then fell back on the bed.

Xiaofeng ran away in an instant, and she wanted to go out to PK with the drunk cat, but she died thinking that the drunk cat was a female and seemed to be long enough.

"Hey!" After sighing, Xiaofeng could only admit that she was unlucky.After solving the physical problem, he took off the dirty clothes and wrapped himself with a big towel.The clothes were rinsed in the hand basin for a few times and soaked, and then they went out of the bathroom, silently glanced at the drunk cat lying on the bed, silently picked up the blanket under the drunk cat, and was ready to sleep.

When Xiaofeng fell to the ground in a daze, she suddenly heard someone shouting: "Hello everyone, we are Girls’ Generation, the past was Girls’ Generation, now it’s Girls’ Generation, and the future is still Girls’ Generation." The shocked Yi Ji Ling, it turned out that it was the drunk cat who was talking in his dreams, and it was a weird thing to be able to say so full of breath in his dreams.But what era she just yelled, don't feel sleepy or sleep.

Xiaofeng wanted to go to sleep but heard the drunk cat crying. I x, I can't let people sleep.Isn't it just eating your meal, as for me to pay it back?Forget you crying, I sleep with mine, just as you are singing a lullaby.

This damn day, when is my life full of cups?