Korean entertainment, I am crazy

When Xiaofeng woke up from her sleep, she looked at the surroundings and found that she was still at the foodies' house.

Xiaofeng just wants to think about life, and then think about where the mission breaks through.A surprise voice pulled him back to reality.

"Brother, you're awake. I bought a lot of things back, including pork loin, sirloin, a whole chicken,... (there are too many ingredients, and I'm afraid of being cheated. Okay, I'm also here. Lie me to admit it)" The foodie happily said of his great achievements.

"Unexpectedly, we were so in a tacit understanding that you came in as soon as I woke up." Xiaofeng said with a smile.

"I come in every 2 minutes to see if my brother is awake. I will digest by the way and eat more at night." The foodie replied happily.

Xiaofeng felt that the world was full of malice, and began to consider whether she should stay away from unscrupulous foodies in the future.(Don’t dream, people of the same kind are often sympathetic to each other)

"I really want to know if your salary is enough for you to eat?" Xiaofeng asked sincerely.

The foodie blushed."Of course it's not enough. My father and mother often help me. My mother said that my family is not short of money, as long as I get her a grandson before the age of 30 to play with what I love to do." The foodie replied.

Nima, you can speak so confidently, I hate the rich second generation.

"Brother, Sister Jin wants you to call her back." The foodie finally remembered the serious thing.

"Bring it." Xiaofeng reached out to the foodie.

"Brother, what do you want." Su Xilie was confused.

"My cell phone, your brother and I lost everything that was stolen, and I don't have your Sister Jin's phone number." Xiaofeng felt that she had a good face and could tell lies so smoothly.

"Oh, brother, signing you the Golden Witch is the phone number of Sister Jin." The foodie was stunned.

"Don't worry, I won't betray my brother. To say that she is a witch is already a beautified title." Xiaofeng calmly took the phone and thought of discussing a good price to sell you, harming others and harming herself. Let's not do it (where is the integrity).

The call was quickly connected, and Xiaofeng who had gradually adapted to the situation said calmly, "Is this Jin Minzhen xi? This is Luo Fengen, and the foodie said you are looking for me?"

Before Xiaofeng finished speaking, the anxious voice from the other side came over: "Luo Fengenxi has something unexpected. We held a small press conference and released the news on CY and Twitter, but the trend of public opinion did not go as I thought. . And the bastard Yu Zeyan fired again and said that we wanted to conceal it."

"Then what do you want to do? Jin Minzhen xi." Xiaofeng felt that things were getting worse.

"The media hope that we can produce strong evidence instead of empty words. Yu Zeyan even clamored that this is a farce we directed to calm the storm and divert media attention. Now we are really forced to the edge of the cliff. "Jin Minzhen blamed himself.

"Hey, I found out that I got on the thief boat and couldn't get off. Say what I need to do?" I didn't turn my bow back when I opened the bow, and now I can only run to the dark.

After hearing that Xiaofeng was so acquainted, Sister Jin’s tone improved a lot and said gently: "After research, there are currently two ways for you to choose: 1. Hold another press conference, and you will also attend, explode your personal information and family information. Blast, and show off your affection with Taeyeon again. Wait until the storm passes before breaking up."

"No, I can't do this." Xiaofeng passed this method as soon as he heard that he was about to explode his own information and family information.Xiaofeng doesn't even know what family information makes him explode?

"Then choose two. You and Taeyeon put the certificate order, and then put your marriage certificate on the Internet. Then let Taeyeon do a show in front of the media." Sister Kim then suggested.

"This won't work, let's talk about other methods." Xiaofeng is not calm now, what Girl's Generation does the love mission ask him to attack?At first glance, this matter is not something that can be resolved in two or three days.The task time is just a little in total, and he doesn't want to practice the Sunflower Book.

"Luo Fengenxi, I remind you once again, it is not to discuss with you but to inform you. It is good to let you choose one of the two, but it is still recommended. In view of your non-cooperation, I decided to choose the second one for you, anyway. You don't need to come out to cooperate," Sister Jin said harshly.

"I'll hehe, how can I get the certificate without me. What do you and that calmly get? You see if someone sends it to you, I remember that homosexuality in Korea is illegal!" The helpless Xiaofeng decided Struggling to give it a try.

"I'm still haha, I should take Taeyeon over to get your picture taken while you sleep, and everything else is easy to say." Sister Jin said indifferently.

"You fool a three-year-old child! How about having a group photo? Wouldn’t you be able to get fucked without my own identity and proof of identity? I don’t believe it, and don’t grow old with us, yours. You are you, I am me Don't get close to it." Now that Xiaofeng's face is torn apart, Xiaofeng's courage has increased.

"Luo Fengenxi, will you listen to me, OK?" Sister Jin actually acted like a baby.

Xiaofeng seemed to see Jin Minzhen and the calmly begging for herself, but she was rejected fiercely. The two cried miserably, and she was out of anger.

"My husband is a civil servant who is responsible for getting a marriage certificate. I remember you said that you are a soldier, right? You are a military registered permanent residence not where your parents are? Just ask your army to issue a certificate." Sister Jin said jokingly.

"Hehe, go ahead and drive." Xiaofeng was quite scared to hear the previous paragraph. It turns out that Korea is so dark.He was not afraid to hear it.Brother is a missing person. I don’t even know which department I belong to now and can issue a certificate.

Sister Kim immediately stopped doing it when she heard that Xiaofeng was so arrogant: "Luo Fengen, I beg you? We can give you a lot of money to help Taeyeon get through this difficult situation. If you have other requests, please mention it. I will try my best to satisfy you."

Suddenly another voice came out on the phone: "Euny doesn't need to beg him. In fact, this matter has nothing to do with him. I will solve the things I did wrong myself. I will announce my withdrawal from the entertainment industry."

"Soft, it's not that point yet, let me talk about it. It really doesn't work. We are thinking of other methods. Don't make a decision lightly." Jin Minzhen persuaded.

"I’m fed up with Ernie, what did I do wrong, I’m just an ordinary woman who fights for my ideals. Standing on the stage I feel very satisfied, seeing so many fans shouting for me and liking me, I’m really I'm very happy. But now I really don't want my father and mother to worry about me anymore, and I don't want my brother and sister to be criticized for me." Kim Taeyeon's emotions got out of control and the phone was disconnected at this time.

In fact, Sister Jin has no choice now. Who would let himself explode Luo Fengen's name and profession in order to make the rhetoric more authentic?Now it’s no longer possible to change individuals. Where can you tell her to find someone with the same name and surname or a soldier.Besides, Xiaofeng's name is so wonderful.

Xiaofeng refuses to cooperate, so he can only ask someone to find a relationship. She can't even think of the consequences of cheating the media and the people.Even Taeyeon chose to quit the entertainment industry at that time.

Xiaofeng heard the words and cries from the other side. He really wanted to agree, but when he thought of the task of cheating and his own situation, he really couldn’t accept it. He looked at the foodie Xiao Lie Xiaofeng, who was standing in front of him with grief and indignation. I can force a smile and say: "Look at how aggressive your brother I am. The Golden Witch has let me train."

The foodie Xiaolie didn’t take him. He just yelled at Xiaofeng angrily; “What’s wrong with Taeyeon? Why are you doing this? How can you say it’s also the Captain of Girls’ Generation? Many people can’t ask for it, brother. , Sister Taeyeon is really hard now. Can I beg you to help her?"

Xiaofeng was stunned when he heard the foodie's roar, and tremblingly raised his finger to Su Xiyeol and said, "What are you talking about? That Tai Ran, isn't it Taeyeon, is it Taeyeon, the Captain of Girls' Generation?" Xiaofeng's voice trembled.

"Yes, brother, what's the matter with you, epilepsy? Don't worry, I call you an ambulance, I didn't say anything, don't be so excited." Erhuo's brain composition is really different from ordinary people.

Xiaofeng is completely silly now, and her mind keeps echoing "Drunk Cat = Kim Taeyeon = Girls' Generation Kim Taeyeon = Mission Goal" Nimei, the dawn of completing the task is within her reach but she gives up. .How to do?Call to remedy.

Xiaofeng hurriedly wanted to call Sister Jin again, but at this time, Su Erhuo jumped up and grabbed Xiaofeng's hands and cried out, "Brother, I'm wrong, don't throw my phone. This month's food bill has exceeded the standard. I’m going to lose my job. I really don’t have money to buy a new phone."

No matter what he said, Xiaofeng kicked him away and cursed, "Fuck! I'm calling your sister Jin. If you want to eat my meal at night, just stand for me."

The effect of this sentence was immediate. Su was honest, but he still stood by the bed so that he could save him when Xiaofeng fell the phone.

This time the call took a long time to connect, "Hey, Xiyeol, prepare to be unemployed. As for Luo Fengen, let him go." The voice was slightly hoarse, obviously he had cried just now.

"Then, Sister Kim is me, Xiaofeng, I accepted the second suggestion you made. Tomorrow you will take me to get the certificate, right? I got the certificate with Taeyeon. I just joked with you, right? Just kidding, don’t mind. What do you think you are doing so impulsively? Don’t I just want to improve the relationship between us?" For my own little Ding Xiaofeng, I completely said goodbye to the morals.

Sister Jin was confused by Xiaofeng's incoherent speech and the highest honorifics. After a long time, she said, "You said you agreed? You are Luo Fengenxi."

"Yes, it's my elder sister Jin. I obey all the arrangements of the elder sister." Xiaofeng flattered.

"Taeyeon don't scold that bastard, he agreed. Hurry up and stop crying and go to get a photo for the certificate tomorrow. If your eyes are crying and swollen, you won't be pretty." Sister Kim's cheering voice rang on the phone.

"Luo Fengenxi, I warn you that if you change your mind again, I swear that I will die with you." Sister Jin said fiercely.

"How could it be? Sister Jin, I promise, I swear, I curse, I really agree." Xiaofeng almost cried.

"En, then you just stay with Xiyeol, and we will talk about the details when you meet tomorrow. You give Xiyeol the phone." Sister Jin ordered.

"Hey, Sister Jin, don't worry." Then, Su Erhuo slammed his lips and motioned for him to answer the phone.

No matter what Sister Jin confessed to the second cargo, Xiaofeng finally let go.He felt how beautiful the history of the world was, how brilliant the sun was, and Su Erhuo was pleasing to his eyes.

"Brother, why did you agree again?" Erhuo Su said that he couldn't understand it with his own brain capacity. Before Xiaofeng could answer Erhuo Su, he said: "No matter what, if you agree, you will still be my brother. If you are hungry, make dinner and go. I want to eat pot meat, tomato sirloin soup, braised pork, simmered potato shreds, green pepper scrambled eggs."

Xiaofeng was drunk, and the world of two goods and foodies was indeed beyond ordinary people's understanding.