Korean entertainment, I am crazy

"Brother Shi is me, Lu Hongzhe. Hurry up and open the door, I want to go to the toilet." Then came Lu Hongzhe's hoarse voice as the doorbell (because the book is mainly funny, the people mentioned are all in variety shows. The image is the mainstay, so everyone can look at it kindly).

Xiaofeng and Liu Zaishi were speechless. What Xiaofeng thought was: Who is going to borrow the toilet from someone else's house and shouting so loudly?What Liu Zaishi thought was: Why didn't I call you so neat before but this time so fast.

Liu Zaishi put Lu Hongzhe in. As soon as he closed the door, he heard Lu Hongzhe's voice still loud even though it was lowered, "Brother Shi, what's wrong? Why do you suddenly say that you need money? It’s not like seeing my sister-in-law go out just now. What's the urgency? At Brother Shi, I told you that you should never do something sorry for your sister-in-law? You said that you have found such a good daughter-in-law and you should not cherish it and don't give it to your brothers. Bring a good head. How do you tell me to find a wife in the future."

After talking for a long time, I remembered that I was going to the toilet and stuffed the black plastic bag in Liu Zaishi's hand.He rushed into the toilet, completely ignoring the big living person Xiaofeng standing next to him.

Liu Zaishi smiled helplessly at Xiaofeng and said, "This is Lu Hongzhe, who is doing the show with me. I called him just now. He lives in a small community, so he came here quickly." The calm national MC still spoke. Very organized.

Xiaofeng calmed down at this time, and shrugged and said, "It seems that the show must be funny." Turn over the unpleasant page.

Liu Zaishi decided to practice Lu Hongzhe vigorously in the next show, and he should not be allowed to lower the lower limit of IQ for unlimited challenges.

Lu Hongzhe walked out comfortably after going to the bathroom, only then did he see Xiaofeng.After a slight shock, he rushed to the middle of Xiaofeng and Liu Zaishi, protecting Liu Zaishi like an old hen guarding a little chicken."You are here to collect debts. I warn you not to make things worse. You can say how much money is needed. It is not good for anyone to make trouble. I know... (a few crosses are omitted here), As long as your request is not excessive, we will agree to it." Lu Hongzhe said quickly and unclearly, showing a tattoo on his arm while speaking.

Liu Zaishi was touched and helpless. As soon as he wanted to explain, he heard Lu Hongzhe’s voice again: "Brother Shi, if you don’t have enough money to borrow usury, you can tell me earlier. You see people are blocked at home. What if I let my sister-in-law know what? Do? You can tell us if you are short of money, you don’t know that loan sharking will kill people. Fortunately, it’s not that you need to spend money to settle it, or I really don’t know if I should be on your side or my sister-in-law. He said he wanted to introduce me a good girlfriend."

"Ah! Your sister-in-law said that she is beautiful, how come the words from your mouth are so unrefined." Liu Dashen also followed the crooked building.

"I'm Luo Fengen, Luo Jingen's own brother, and I was rude when we first met. My brother-in-law just wanted to call you over for dinner, joking that he was afraid that you would not come if he was in a hurry for money." Xiaofeng explained to herself

"Brother-in-law said that you are his very close brother, so let me get closer to you." Feeling a little convincing enough, Xiao Feng added.

"Say it earlier, I was so scared and sweaty. It turned out that I cried when I was excited when I reunited after a long time. I was not scared by the debt collector. After my sister-in-law and I have the best relationship, you will be my brother. There is an older brother called Haha. Although he is short, he is very good-minded." Lu Hongzhe was immediately happy when Xiaofeng said that he was Liu Zaishi's very close brother. He recognized his brother and did not forget to recommend his best buddy haha.

When Xiaofeng heard Lu Hongzhe say that, she knew that she had a really good relationship with her sister's family, or it would be impossible to know her own existence."Brother Hong Zhe, we are sitting and talking. Brother-in-law is really unreliable. You said that he was good at acting with such a bad reason for calling someone to eat." Xiaofeng said that while getting close to Lu Hongzhe, he did not forget Liu Zaishi.

Liu Jae-shik feels that his Three Views need to be re-established. This is his wife’s 14-year-old genius brother who entered Sungkyunkwan University. This is the younger brother who entered the army at the age of 16. After the death of his mother-in-law, he resolutely carried the younger brother of his sister's study expenses.

Lu Hongzhe was very excited when he recognized a younger brother and asked Xiaofeng: "Brother, I heard from my sister that you are in the army and are you married. The army is not a place where people stay. It's amazing that you can stay stuck. , I tell you that my elder sister always teaches my brother and my younger brother Shi Ge. After Shi Ge drank too many times, she said that I hate Luo Feng En the most. In fact, he is jealous. My sister-in-law said that Zhihao looks like You are not like him, and you are not happy in Shige. It is troublesome if I want to miss him. Do we have to get married until we are almost 40 years old?"

"Ah! I was delayed because of my career. I am the one who starts a career first and then a family." Liu Zaishi said that he couldn't bear it.

Xiaofeng and Lu Hongzhe looked at him with contempt, Xiaofeng said: "So according to what you mean, you are forced to marry my sister?" Xiaofeng's complaints were even sharper.

"Yeah! Feng En. It's the first time I met you. Let me give your brother-in-law a little face, OK? Let me talk about these things, don't talk about it with your sister." Liu Zaishi surrendered.

Xiaofeng happily came to Highfive with Lu Hongzhe, and the tacit understanding between the two is so easy to produce.

Just as Xiaofeng and Lu Hongzhe were about to make persistent efforts and then run Liu Zaishi, Liu Dashen's saviors Luo Jingen and Liu Zhihao returned.Xiao Zhihao hurriedly threw off his shoes and rushed into the living room before jumping into Liu Zaishi's arms and shouting, "Dad, I want to kill you."

With a happy smile on Liu Dashen's face, he said to his son: "Dad misses Jiho too. Did you have a happy time at school today?"

"Oh, don't show happiness in front of singles, okay?" Lu Hongzhe brushed his presence.

Xiao Zhihao exclaimed in surprise: "Uncle Duck, you are here."

"That my voice is a bit like a duck, kid, haha." Lu Hongzhe explained embarrassingly that he could not lose face in front of his newly recognized brother.

"Hongzhe, envious, get married early, and meet my sister tomorrow. When the time comes, don't scare others." Luo Jingen also changed his shoes and walked in.

Xiao Zhihao only saw the person sitting next to Uncle Duck. He got out of his father’s arms and walked to Xiaofeng’s face. He looked at Xiaofeng carefully and asked like Luo Jingen: "Mom, that’s what you said. Uncle?" Seeing my mother nodded, she looked at Xiaofeng again and said, "Compared to my father, I hope I look like uncle. Mom, you are right."

Liu Zaishi had a black line on his forehead, and Luo Jingen and Lu Hongzhe laughed unscrupulously.Xiaofeng is more embarrassed. It seems that my sister's words really do not say that even Xiao Zhihao knows it.

"Uncle, Mom said that you are the superman who protects our country, so you don't have time to see Zhihao?" Xiao Zhihao looked at Xiaofeng longingly.

Why is my sister so unreliable? (Your unreliability seems to be hereditary).How can you introduce yourself to your child like this?How can I answer?

Luo Jingen also looked embarrassed, "Jiho, your mother, I just said that when did your uncle protect the Republic of Korea and say it was Superman."

"The one who protects the earth in the cartoon is Superman." Xiao Zhihao insisted that he was hungry.

Xiaofeng smiled and said to Xiao Zhihao: "Yes, we Zhihao was too smart to see the hidden identity of uncle. This is a secret that your parents don't know. Zhihao must not tell anyone. "Said Wan, thinking of her newly acquired performance taekwondo skills, came to the living room to vacate for 4 consecutive kicks.Seeing Xiao Zhihao's adoring eyes Xiaofeng said with emotion that it feels good to have family.

"Wow, brother Xiaofeng, you are so handsome, can you teach your brother? If I learn to perform at the entrance of Hongdaen, maybe I can find seven or eight sister-in-laws for you." Lu Hongzhe said excitedly.

"If you are more serious, you can even have children now." Liu Dashen's anger can only vent on Lu Hongzhe.

"Okay, so are you in Shishi, what are you talking about? You talk slowly and I'll cook for you." Luo Jingen said and walked into the kitchen.

"Xiaofeng, I heard Jingen say you are missing before, what's the matter?" Liu Zaishi asked concerned.

"There was an accident during the mission. Since the details involve the confidentiality regulations, please forgive me for not being able to elaborate." When Xiaofeng admitted Liu Zaishi's brother-in-law, he regarded him as his own family, and was affected by the memory of Liu Zaishi. Xiaofeng has also become more and more important to family and family.

"Oh, then I won't ask much, how long are you going to stay here this time?" Liu Zaishi also felt very happy in Xiaofeng's heart.

"I applied to retire, and I will stay with my sister in the future. Brother-in-law, don't despise me. I have done everything that should be done for my father. Now I want to live the life I want to live." Xiaofeng said in a relaxed tone.

"Well, it's too late for me to be happy? Someone will drink with me in the future." Liu Zaishi obviously knew the relationship between Luo Fengen and their husband and wife, so he didn't answer the question.

"And me, I can also drink with my father." Xiao Zhihao didn't mention that he was unhappy.

"Zhiho, you can't drink under an adult." Xiaofeng teased Xiao Zhihao.

"The uncle and father are drinking, I drink juice to accompany you." Xiao Zhihao's face was full of entanglement when he answered.

"Haha, good uncle and dad will definitely bring Zhihao with them when they drink." Liu Zaishi said with a smile.

"Zhiho, don't bother father and uncle talking, go and finish today's homework." Luo Jingen's voice came from the kitchen.

"When I finish my homework, I will accompany my uncle." Xiao Zhihao reluctantly walked into his room

"You talk slowly, and I'll help my sister-in-law. Otherwise, I'm embarrassed to have a meal." Lu Hongzhe fled into the kitchen when he couldn't intervene and didn't want to hear other people's housework.

"I think you want to inquire about the situation of the girlfriend my sister introduced to you?" Xiaofeng teased Lu Hongzhe and eased the embarrassment.

"Xiaofeng, you and the younger brother in your sister's mouth are not on the number." Liu Zaishi said with emotion.

"Time will change a person. Now I live for myself. This is the real me." Xiaofeng replied with a deep meaning.

"Xiaofeng, since you have retired, have you considered what to do in the future?"

"I'm going to Sungkyunkwan University first. I have completed my unfinished studies. I will be laughed at if I don't have any diplomas." Xiaofeng laughed at himself.

"Yeah! A 14-year-old person who went to college was laughed at, so I don’t have to live for a graduate of art university. But reading more books is harmless. Do you have other ideas besides reading? Yes, if I remember correctly, you are 4 years younger than Jing En. "Liu Zaishi is already considering Xiaofeng from the perspective of his family.

"Well, I am going to be named gagman, and I will have to rely on my brother-in-law for help in the future? National MC's thigh." Xiaofeng said with a smile. As for the fake marriage, I'd better not tell my sister and brother-in-law.

"Gagman? You are not kidding. Your sister will not agree." Liu Zaishi whispered, afraid that Luo Jingen would hear it.

"Why? Brother-in-law, aren't you a gagman? What's wrong with me being a gagman?" Xiaofeng asked with a question mark on her face.

"Yeah! Don't talk about me. Now your sister's biggest wish is that you can become a family. You pretend to be stupid with me. I'll tell you, you have to cooperate or neither of us have a good life." Liu Dashen Seeing Xiaofeng Gu, he straightened out the words directly.

"Brother-in-law, why are you doing this? Didn't you still say that you should start a business first and then get a family?" Xiaofeng couldn't bear the difference.

"Yeah! Do you think I want to get married when I'm almost 40? As long as I look like I don't have a career, I can't look down on me no matter how good I am to your sister. "Liu Dashen started to commit suicide in order to persuade Xiaofeng.

"I just came back, okay? I have to catch my breath when I hang myself." Xiaofeng was speechless.

"I have the ability to talk to your sister. If your sister agrees to my full support for you, I would like you to join my circle? After all, I can take care of you a lot." Liu Zaishi began to rip.

"It's dinner, Xiaofeng. Am I your sister or Liu Zaishi your brother? Haven't you seen you chatting with me so happily?" Luo Jingen was jealous.

Xiaofeng and Liu Zaishi looked at each other, and sighed tacitly to be a brother (husband).