Korean entertainment, I am crazy
Chapter 128 The Very Hot Xiaofeng Night Talk (Part 1)
Cui Xiuying has lived in Xiaoxian’s house for three days. In these three days, Xiaofeng has to cook breakfast for two people, lunch for 2~10 people, and dinner for 2~12 people. Taiwan.
When encountering a PD Xiaofeng like Sherlock Holmes Huang, she can only admit that she is unlucky. Think about it that day patted her shoulder and said that KBS does not have the most eye-catching show writer he watched, and the Taiwanese book was handed over to Xiaofeng’s Holmes Huang Xiaofeng, who had a cruel tooth. itch,
Xiaofeng, who wanted to invite the landlord to dinner, got it but Sherlock Holmes. Huang actually said that he didn't have time for Xiaofeng to invite him to dinner, so he wanted to pick up girls?Answer.
After sorting out the first few white papers full of handwriting, Xiaofeng got up and went to KBS radio station. It was the airing day of "Xiaofeng Night Talk" again.
"Listen friends, Xiaofeng Yehua has been with you, I am DJ Xiaofeng, I hope we can spend 4 hours happily." Compared with the first time, Xiaofeng has done something strange and depressed. Looks good
"Whether you have feelings, studies or work problems, you are welcome to call the hotline. Even if Xiaofeng can't help you think of a solution, you can still be a loyal listener. Xiaofeng Yehua will let you grow up. People want If you want to grow up, you have to pay the corresponding price. I hope the audience can share your experience with me." Xiaofeng presided over
"It seems that the audience still cares more about my personal issues. The audience at the end of 2981 asks you and Taeyeon the happiness? Is there any benefit to finding a short wife? Thank you for your concern. Both Taeyeon and I I feel very happy. A short wife has a lot of benefits, but I advise you to find Taeyeon who is so slim and short! I hope that Taeyeon didn’t hear this paragraph. If you know the height, her heart will always hurt. ."
"The audience at the end of 7102 said that he is a student of the Dongwan Confucianism Department of Sungkyunkwan University, and has always wanted to travel, but the textbook says that his parents are there and he will not travel far. He is very confused now and does not know what to do? Student! You! You just don’t know how to study. Your parents are here. If you don’t travel far, the next sentence is that you must travel well. It means you must tell where to go, classmates! What are you waiting for? Let’s go on a trip!"
After Xiaofeng answered this message, she found that the information on the message board was frantically refreshed, and it all started with the Department of Oriental Confucianism at Sungkyunkwan University.Although Xiaofeng was puzzled, she didn't think much during the broadcast.
"The audience at the end of number 4190 asked that he has always longed for freedom, but his family has planned his future life path since the day he was born. He is very anxious and don't know what to do? I want to give this friend a famous quote: People are born free."
Xiaofeng paused for a while and then said: "But people who think they are the masters of everything else are more slaves than everything else. I would advise this listener, everyone has thought about themselves. You want to live a life, but you have to make sure that you have that ability, and if you don’t, you still follow the arrangements at home, because then you can live better."
"The audience at 9081 said that he always annoyed his girlfriend, and asked me if I have any tips for getting along with men and women? First, you can’t speak loudly to your girlfriend or she will say that you dare to yell at me, and second, don’t talk to you. My girlfriend points to me, or you’ll fight it up. Don’t reappear in front of you, or you’ll have one more ex. Fourth, don’t have old accounts or she will remember that there are still old accounts that haven’t been made. You count, fifth, don’t try to be reasonable, because when a woman is angry, it’s unreasonable. Sixth, don’t you say that I’m wrong? This will make women even more angry. Seventh, you must take the initiative to apologize because The brothers who won the quarrel are now single. Eighth first you have to make sure you have a girlfriend."
"After answering so many messages, let us answer the hotline!" Xiaofeng said after seeing the director signal to him.
"Hello? This is Xiaofeng Night Talk, I'm DJ Xiaofeng, can I help you?" Xiaofeng said after seeing the access light turned on
"Hello, I am a student of the Department of Oriental Confucianism at Sungkyunkwan University. Why don't you answer so many words we left?"
Nimei, unexpectedly, the second time the broadcast came across the scene.Xiaofeng thought depressed
"Hello this student, because there are many messages, I can't answer every one of them. Now that you have dialed the phone, you can ask any questions now."
The other end of the phone didn’t seem to be alone. After a little discussion, the student said, “I always feel that I don’t have enough time. If I have time to sleep, I don’t have time to study. If I have time to study, I don’t have time to play. There is no time to fall in love after playing. Is there any good solution?"
Xiaofeng really wants to curse now, is this a problem?Isn't this embarrassing!After thinking about it, Xiaofeng said, "Those who can't make time to sleep will make time to get sick sooner or later; those who don't make time to review will make time for retakes sooner or later; they won't make time to fall in love. People, sooner or later will make time for a blind date. How to choose depends on your needs. Let us connect to the next call."
After dealing with this difficult problem, Xiaofeng hurriedly signaled the director to cut off the phone.
"Hello, listener, do you have any questions?" Xiaofeng has a very bad feeling
"I am a student of Oriental Confucianism at Sungkyunkwan University. Why did you call my classmate just now?"
Xiaofeng's feeling is right. It seems that this group of students have treated themselves as bosses. Xiaofeng seems to be sweating. There is so much ink in his stomach. Could it be that he is going to make a fool of himself today?
"Hehe, the call was interrupted suddenly. It may be that the machinery in our directing room is malfunctioning. Is there any problem with this student?" Xiaofeng explained
The other side was quiet for a while and said: "I am a very possessive person, but my girlfriend always talks and laughs with other men. Is there any solution to this which makes me uncomfortable?"
Xiaofeng was depressed when she heard the question, she was brother Cheng Zhixin."You can have a good talk with your girlfriend."
"Talked about it, but it didn't work."
"Then you stay with him more, she won't often talk to other men if you are by your side!" Xiaofeng suggested again
"I walk around her every day, and I don't watch her say a few words"
"Then you can change your girlfriend." Xiaofeng feels that her anger is going to be full
"But I love her very much! I can't live without her."
"Then you can only do a trick. Your girlfriend will interrupt their conversation with other boys by talking and laughing, and say to your girlfriend seriously and firmly: Come out, take her to the corridor, and press it against the wall. Kissed her hard, then whispered in her ear: I'm sorry, I'm jealous. Of course, the premise is that you are a handsome guy, and I don't have the capital to persuade you to give up!" Xiaofeng felt that the world was beautiful again after spitting out
After signalling the director to cut off the phone again, Xiaofeng decided not to answer the hotline, so let's read the message honestly!At least you don’t need to read the wrong message.
"I saw a very interesting message. The audience at the end of 3687 asked if someone gave you 1 billion for you to eat a tuo, would you eat it? My answer is how big a tuft is, if it is normal. Then he looks down on people too much, not to mention that 1 billion is 100 million and he is bankrupt. After saying this, Xiaofeng feels that his lower limit has been lowered."
"The listener with the tail number 7100 said that they feel tired of living, and don’t know how to live, should they learn from others? My answer is to follow the flies, find the toilet, follow the bees, find the flowers, follow the thousand Ten thousand! Earn millions! Following the beggar, you will beg, the live fish will go upstream, and the dead fish will follow the tide... Do you feel tired? Just tired, comfort is for the dead!"
Xiaofeng has really found the pleasure of poison tongue this time. Brother-in-law Liu Jae-shik said on the show that there are three fools in our country, 1 is Chunjiu, 2 is Yingjiu, and 3 is Guangsoo. Will brother-in-law Liu Jae-shik say that our country has three poisonous tongues tomorrow? 1 is Jiula, 2 is Mingxiu, and 3 is Feng En.Li Guangzhu, a relative of the same age, is a fool prince, will he be called the prince of poison tongue?
After finishing her mood a little, Xiaofeng read: "The audience with the end number 9101 asks, as the eldest brother-in-law of Girls' Generation, please comment on the current and predecessors of Girls' Generation! The brackets include Jung Soo-yeon." Feeling trapped again.
"This listener doesn't know if it is sone or anti. Now that I read the question out, let's simply talk about it!" Xiaofeng said helplessly
When Xiaofeng said this sentence, the information on the message board was instantly refreshed, and the three hotlines were constantly called in. It seemed that everyone had the potential to gossip.
"As Taeyeon's husband, I won’t comment on the predecessor of Taeyeon." Xiaofeng first bypassed a landmine.
"I don't know much about Zheng Xiuyan, let alone Quan Ningyi, so I can't give any comment." Xiaofeng said with conscience.
"Sunny's predecessor is not in the circle. I'm afraid his uncle will block me. If the audience still wants to listen to my show, I won't say it."
"Everyone knows who Tiffany's boyfriend is. If he is too handsome, there will be more scandals. I hope everyone will give them more space."
"Hyoyeon’s husband, Kim Nam Woo, I’m not familiar with you, everyone might spray me. Nam Woo and Hyo Yon are both passionate about dancing, and they are also very affectionate."
"Xiuying is about to become a mother, so I don't need to talk about it!"
"Yona’s former listeners probably know who it is. I just want to say that you can be ruthless but please show your face. It is said that the family of Li’s family name is not small. If there is any accident or being blocked that day, please forgive me. The mouth is cheap."
"Xiaoxian and Zheng Ronghe are in a stable relationship, Xiaoxian! When will you introduce Ronghe to me? Don't worry, I won't teach you bad family appearance. This is my evaluation. I hope the audience will be satisfied."
As soon as Xiaofeng's voice fell all kinds of contempt and discrimination, the disdainful messages burst.