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Shu-en could only nod her head to agree with Xiaofeng's proposal that was not a solution.Soon Teacher Sun ordered Shuen, Shuen passed the test smoothly, and immediately after Teacher Sun ordered Zhuge Qingxi.

Xiaofeng replied "here!" and then slumped on the table.

"Which classmate is Zhuge Qingxi?" Teacher Sun asked

Xiaofeng helplessly raised his hand and said, "I am."

"This classmate are you sure your name is Zhuge Qingxi? 21 years old this year?" Teacher Sun asked

"Well, I'm a little mature. My family originally wanted to name me Qingxi, but a Taoist priest said that I should be called Qingxi if I was short of water." Xiaofeng told a lie that he had thought about.

Teacher Sun carefully looked at Xiaofeng and said, "You are a little worried about your growth. According to your surname, you are a survivor of the Han Dynasty. I really want to see your genealogy. I'm studying this topic recently. In this case, it makes sense for you to use the word "Xi" because of the five elements. Sit down! Let's continue to roll the call."

After all, Xiaofeng really wanted to give this erudite teacher Sun a thumbs up and cheered for her wit. When this teacher looked directly at Xiaofeng, there was a kind of cheat sheet from a previous life that the teacher discovered. It feels too stressful.

The subsequent roll call went very smoothly. After learning from the past, no one had a fluke. Many people took out their mobile phones and started contacting the students who hadn't arrived. It's better to be late than never.

After finishing the call, Mr. Sun said, “As a substitute teacher, I shouldn’t have asked you so strictly, but what I want to teach is Confucianism. I do this to let you know the etiquette, justice and shame. Those students who have not come can just talk to me. I don’t count them as late and absent if they come back within 10 minutes. Those who arrive after 10 minutes will be treated as absent."

Teacher Sun finished speaking and opened the teaching software and began to lecture.

After listening for a while, Xiaofeng found that the root of human beings lies in the soul. After changing the body, the problem of sleepiness in class in the previous life is still there. Xiaofeng looked at Shu-eun, who was listening to songs and chatting on her mobile phone, and went to sleep. .

I don’t know how long it took. Xiaofeng felt that someone stabbed him. Xiaofeng tried to avoid it twice but failed. The third time Xiaofeng dodged a little bit harder. This time he finally dodges. She hasn’t waited for Xiaofeng who was half-dreaming and half-awake. Happy, Xiaofeng found himself sitting on the ground.

Xiaofeng opened her eyes in a daze, and saw Teacher Sun staring at her with a blue face on the podium. Xiaofeng looked at Shu-en in confusion, and Shu-en calmly retracted her fingers, I don’t know you. The expression talking to me.

"Classmate Zhuge Qingxi is right! Is what I said so boring? Since you have come to class, can't you listen to it?" Teacher Sun asked with a dark face

"That, no, I didn't sleep well last night, please forgive me." Xiaofeng quickly stood up and bowed to apologize.

Teacher Sun did not respond to Xiaofeng’s apology, but said earnestly, “I can understand that you don’t want to listen to you when you come to class. It’s okay for you to play on your mobile phone, sleep or read other books. But please go to bed as soon as you sleep, classmate Zhuge Qingxi Why do you snore so loudly? You have seriously affected my lectures. Now I give you two choices. One is to answer my question, and two, to stand by the podium and listen to this class."

The second piece, Xiaofeng, is absolutely not to be selected. If he is recognized, he will be able to make popular headlines tomorrow, and if his teacher sees it, it is estimated that he will be forced to return to the furnace for further study.Besides, it’s a shame, isn’t it?

"Teacher, I choose the first one." Xiaofeng said solemnly

"Very well, then you can answer the question I just asked! As long as you answer well, you won't have to take this course. I count you as full attendance. If you answer badly, then you don't have to attend the class." Sun The teacher thought Xiaofeng didn't want to repent.

Shuen heard Teacher Sun say this and hurriedly stabbed Xiaofeng and said, "Brother, you should choose to stand on the edge of the podium to have class! So Qingxi still has a chance to take an exam."

Just now, Xiaofeng tried to answer the question only because of the face. Seeing Teacher Sun put forward such a harsh condition, Xiaofeng wanted to compromise and choose the second item, but Teacher Sun did not give Xiaofeng a chance to change his mouth.

"It's too late for you to choose the second one, please answer my question quickly!" Teacher Sun said sternly

Xiaofeng is now crying without tears, why did she choose to dine with Shu-en today?Why did you agree to Shu En to accompany her in class? Why did you answer for that damn Zhuge Qingxi?Why do you have to sleep in class?Why do you snore when you sleep?Now Xiaofeng can be sure that today is her own good day.

When things reached this point, Xiaofeng could only bite the bullet, and Xiang Shuen gave a few winks, but Shuen's eyes were wide.

"Don't you know how to answer? Do you want to give you a few days to think." Teacher Sun said mockingly

"Well, Teacher Sun! Can you say the question again! I didn't hear the question while sleeping just now." Xiaofeng said embarrassedly

Teacher Sun's face became darker again and said with an angrily smile: "Hehe, what I asked just now was to think twice before doing it?"

Xiaofeng started to sweat when he heard the problem, he really didn't know!The theme song of the Red Detachment of Women came to mind when I was at a loss."Forward, forward, the responsibility of the great god is heavy, Xiaofeng’s mission is deep, the main task has not been completed before, and the existing old professors are difficult to experience. The glory of the great god shines on you, Xiaofeng, my self-made appearance song Does it sound good? I knew you would be shocked." The great god appeared again

Xiaofeng...

"The system perceives that the dignity of the experiencer has been severely challenged. This incident may affect the task completion of the experiencer. Will the experiencer be willing to spend 1,000 points in exchange for the help of the system?" Said

Xiaofeng smiled bitterly and said, "If I remember correctly, I should have 0 points at the moment. After you gave the reward points, it was not recovered and clean. Can I charge it on credit?" Xiaofeng now pinned all hopes on the great god.

"Don't think about it on credit, even if you are willing to return from nine to thirteen, it won't work. This great god does not have any business, but I can apply to the universe company. This business looks good!" The great god replied

"Then you come out and dry your hair, do you see me making a joke?" Xiaofeng's hopes were shattered

"Don't get excited. According to my record, you still have 1,000 points. Let me find out what's going on?" The Great God paused for less than a second and said, "Your task of integrating the Seoul community has been completed because of the speed of completion. It’s fast, and the degree of completion is high, so the system rewards you with 1,000 points."

"Yeah! Didn't you say that you would show up when you didn't complete the task or post the task? Why didn't you show up this time? I have 1,000 points in total, so just press this point! I want to complain, even if I can't complain. I also despise you, and I ask you to compensate for my mental loss." Xiaofeng finally grasped this unscrupulous system and wanted to take advantage of the situation.

"The Great God is offline, and now the low-level artificial intelligence 3503687 serves you. Will the experiencer be willing to spend 1,000 points in exchange for the help of the system." Another cold mechanical voice said

Xiaofeng...

Nima!The unscrupulous system actually played offline and escaped. What about your morals?What is your lower limit?

The situation was compelling, and in the end Xiaofeng reluctantly chose to exchange it.The 1,000 points that he had inexplicably gotten so far away.

"Experiencers are asked to choose the way to help: 1. Du Niang use right, 2. Original explanation, 3. Intelligent system will answer for you." The mechanical voice stated

Does this choice still need to be considered?I must save my mother!After Xiaofeng made the selection, he immediately typed in the Du Niang interface in his mind and then thought twice.

"Ji Wenzi thinks twice before acting. Ziwenzhi said: Again, Skeleton. From "The Analects", the original meaning is that Ji Wenzi has to think about everything he does. Confucius heard it and said: Think twice. That's it. In our current words, I just want to do it twice and do it quickly. After thinking and thinking about it, I can't do the ink, your sister!" Xiaofeng read the information on Du Niang and read a lot.

Xiaofeng's answer made Teacher Sun stunned. He didn't expect that this student who was still snoring while sleeping in class would have some ability.

"My life is boundless, but knowing is boundless?" Teacher Sun asked again

"There is also a limit, and knowing has no limit. With the limit, you follow the limit, and you die. From Zhuangzi, it means that human life is limited, and knowledge is infinite. It is futile to pursue infinite knowledge with limited life. What I understand is that if you take a limited life to learn endless knowledge, you have to be so second!" Xiaofeng still reads according to it.

Teacher Sun looked at Xiaofeng differently, but he didn't expect this student to answer two questions in succession."What's the answer to unfilial piety?"

"There are three kinds of unfilial piety. It is great to have no queen. Shun marries without telling it, and it is also for no queen. The gentleman thinks he still tells him. From "Mencius·Li Lou Shang", it means that there are many things that are unfilial, but the responsibility of not observing the offspring is the biggest . That means let us respect the elders." Xiaofeng now feels like Du Niang is in the hands of the world.

Teacher Sun nodded and said, "Although the understanding is not deep enough, as a student at school, it is extremely rare. You may not come to the classes I teach in the future, but I want to remind you that I no longer teach. I’m a student, and it’s just a substitute lesson today." If Teacher Sun knew that Xiaofeng had graduated for a long time or studied finance, I don’t know what he would think.

Xiaofeng was defeated by this shameless Teacher Sun. Would you like to change the concept? Fortunately, I still have Du Niang. I will be a humanoid encyclopedia with Du Niang in the future, Xiao Feng thought proudly.

"The experiencer has completed the temporary task, and the system takes back the right to use Du Niang. If the experiencer has any questions, please complain to the Universe Company. Below, the experiencer is asked to evaluate the service of the 2503687 intelligent system. First, satisfied, second, very satisfied , Three very satisfied four, extremely satisfied five, not the most satisfied but more satisfied." said the cold mechanical voice

Xiaofeng, who was still in high spirits just now, wilted instantly, and roared: "I want to give a bad review, I'm very dissatisfied."

"Thank you for the extra praise from the experiencers. The final evaluation is very satisfactory. No. 2503687 looks forward to serving you next time. See you next time." The cold mechanical voice disappeared after speaking

Xiaofeng was no longer able to complain about anything. She was cheated of only 1000 points, and she was killed by the gods in her life.

Xiaofeng looked at Shuen's adoring eyes and comforted herself: "At least I succeeded in acting B."