Korean entertainment, I am crazy
Chapter 159 "Stars in the Army" (3)
"Let's do it! I'll tell you a story. After listening to this story, you might know what to do?" Xiaofeng felt that it was time to make a lot of predictions, and he did his best for the show "Stars in the Army". It's almost dead.
Quan Zhilong lighted another cigarette and said, "Say, I will listen."
"There was a woman who was so angry that she wanted to cry after quarreling with her boyfriend, but because she loved face, she didn't dare to go home and cry. Later, she went to the funeral home to cry because others would not find it strange, so she found a The old man held the funeral hall, relieved, squatting on the ground and crying." Xiaofengshu said
"Brother Feng, how can a man like me cry secretly alone? At least I should find two sisters to comfort me!" After talking to Quan Zhilong just now, he not only recovered his instinct, but also helped Xiaofeng Did you become Brother Feng when you became friends without looking at your title?
"Shut up and listen to it honestly." Xiaofeng felt that she shouldn't come out with Quan Zhilong. The relationship was getting closer but the trouble was also coming.
"Don't be angry, you say, you say, I won't interrupt anymore." Quan Zhilong covered his mouth after saying that he would not speak.
"Weeping and crying, two middle-aged women wearing filial piety came over and complained: This dead ghost actually has a mistress. After discussing it, the two women pulled up the woman who was crying on the ground and said: The third child, seeing you cry so sad, let us divide you 3 billion! Don't think about other real estate and stocks, okay?" Xiaofeng said, this was suddenly beaten by Quan Zhilong with a smile broken.
"Hahaha! Brother Feng, your story is so bad, how could there be such a coincidence and such a stupid person? Brother Feng, you are a comedian, and the jokes are so good. I feel much better now. "Quan Zhilong said with a big smile
Xiaofeng: ... what a fable!How did it become a joke in the ears of this second-year young man?
"The story is over, have you learned anything from this story?" Xiaofeng asked angrily
"Well, it's okay to go to the funeral of someone you don't know and cry, maybe there will be some unexpected gain." Quan Zhilong thought for a while and said.
Xiaofeng: …, who can tell me how this young middle-aged man made so many classic songs? Could it be that all his brain cells are used for lyrics and music?
"I'm telling you this story to tell you that there may be unexpected gains in the circle of strangers. It is very important to expand your network. Your service is not a new experience, not only can you meet with many kinds of people, but also Try to live in a military camp, it will be very helpful to your life experience and also very helpful to your creation." Xiaofeng explained
Quan Zhilong thought about it, nodded and said, "Brother Feng, what you said makes sense, but the rich experience should not be used in the military camp! I don't want to experience this kind of life for a day."
Yes, for nothing.Xiaofeng thought depressed
"Brother Feng, I understand what you are saying, and I also know that the current situation cannot be changed. I have only been depressed for too long before I ask you to vent. I really don't know who to look for in the barracks. Fortunately you Here comes." Quan Zhilong smiled brightly, but Xiaofeng's mood was not beautiful.
Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and said, "You can tell your relatives, can they still have friends? If they can't be friends, can they still have the old head of Yang who treats you as a treasure"
"Talking to my family will make them worry, my friends will be happy to hear the pain I have been through, and the president has already spent too much energy on me. I don’t want to let him Distressed." Quan Zhilong said seriously
Nimei, your feelings will pit someone I just met, you are not afraid that I will also promote it?
"There are so many people here today, why did you find me? Aren't you and Park Chun both from YG?" Xiaofeng asked. Can you tell from my appearance that I am kind, honest and reliable?
"Brother Feng, do you want me to cry in front of a woman, or a beautiful woman, or a woman older than me? I am also almost 30, and I will never try to please a woman by acting like a coquettish girl. Five female idols are also worth it. I was assigned if I didn’t come. Can I grab a comrade-in-arms? I don’t think no one would take care of you before I came to you." Quan Zhilong also made me look up to your disdain
Sister Ni, are you few when you act like a baby and please middle-aged and old female artists?I want to thank you brother?Xiaofeng is in a terrible mood now.
Quan Zhilong hit Xiaofeng on the shoulder and asked, "Brother Feng, your cigarettes are not good? The grade is too low. Let me know what good cigarettes are when I go out?"
"Yes, I'm poor, local tyrant, let's be friends! I will rely on you to take care of you when you go out." Xiaofeng said, holding back his anger
"Don't say that, we are already friends. I will leave the smoke. If there is any more from Brother Feng, please give me some more. How can a man like me show my depression without cigarettes? What about your temperament?" Quan Zhilong said kindly
Xiaofeng feels that she is a second-hand. How many muscles is missing in her head to feel that this middle-aged and second-year young man is so pitiful and trying to comfort and persuade. She is definitely not enough for the long time with Taeyeon. used.
"Brother Feng, serving in the military is really boring. I can only chat with a bunch of men about women. I think I was talking about men with a bunch of beauties. Let me tell you, our company commander is Kim Taeyeon’s fan. Brother Feng, you have to be careful. The company commander wants you to look good. How do you choose people for your show? Don’t you know that the military camp is now in the post-90s world? Can’t you find more young female idols? "Quan Zhilong, who had escaped from the state of complaining, turned into a chatter, but he did not notice Xiaofeng's increasingly gloomy face.
"I let you lie to my sympathy, I let you tell the truth, I let you female idol, I let you talk about men, I let you be Quan Zhilong, I let you be YG, and I let your president be named Yang. "The furious Xiaofeng punched and kicked Quan Zhilong, saying every time he hit, the innocent President Yang Xianshuo also lay down his gun.
"Brother Feng, I was wrong. You definitely think that I am more handsome than you. You will retaliate maliciously. I'm afraid I will steal your limelight in the filming. Hey, don't slap your face! I will be filming for a while? Do you want to give fans the most perfect face?" Quan Zhilong, who was beaten, dared to talk
Although Xiaofeng is angry, he still has a sense of measure. The main target of the attack is locked on Quan Zhilong's buttocks. The intensity of the attack is also controlled to the extent that it hurts and does not hurt. After all, he will have to shoot for a while.
Quan Zhilong realized that the more he talked about Xiaofeng's fight, the more sensible he closed his mouth, his hands covered the upper head, his legs covered the lower head, and he contributed his butt to Xiaofeng, but his posture was a bit unsightly.
After fighting for a while, Xiaofeng exhaled and shouted, "Get up! I won't hit you anymore."
"No, what if I get up and you slap me in the face? If you have the ability, you can hit me here." Quan Zhilong pointed to his hip and said
Xiao Fengqing kicked Quan Zhilong's ass and said, "The time is almost up, we are going back to prepare for shooting, I promise not to hit you."
Quan Zhilong jumped up from the ground as soon as he heard the word "shooting", took out a small mirror from his trouser pocket and took a careful picture, then used the half-length mirror in the bathroom to organize his clothes and said: "Then let's go back quickly! It's not good to delay the shooting. This is the first time I film a show in a year. I must show the best Quan Zhilong to the audience."
Xiaofeng: …, if you take a picture of you, it’s also an inch, and then I’ll organize the camouflage you are wearing now. I remembered that a weird smile appeared on the corner of his mouth when Holmes Huang told me about the shooting process. Zhilong, my good brother, you just Waiting for your brother to repay your attention to your brother!