Korean entertainment, I am crazy

Xiaofeng’s head started to sweat, and she forgot to bring the handouts she had prepared so hard. In order to be able to teach the first lesson well, Xiaofeng was well prepared, and even marked the expressions wherever she talked about it. Now, although I can remember a little bit from memory, it is not enough to deal with the scene I want to be.

Xiaofeng loosened his tie, and the more critical the moment, the more effective Xiaofeng's bachelor character will be. Since there is no handout, let's fudge from memory!Even if you are not lame, it should be no problem to fool a class!Xiaofeng felt relieved after thinking about this. Now that he had completed his death consciousness, other things weren't that important.

"The class I teach is business management. Just now a classmate also said that I may not be able to catch up with most of you on practical applications, and you are not learning this for learning, so I will not talk about some concepts. Things, I will only talk about some examples, so that you can experience how to do it for you." Xiaofeng started the road of flickering.

"Do you know what is the most important ability for a company's decision-makers?" Xiaofeng asked

"Strategic vision." A male student replied

"Management ability." Another said

"Ask different people have different answers. They are not in their position and do not seek political affairs. In fact, you just think about what the person in that position should do." Xiaofeng concluded.

"For the simplest example, everyone in the Joseon Dynasty must have a certain understanding. We regard the Joseon Dynasty as a huge company. What do you think the decision-maker of the Joseon Dynasty should have the most? Love the people? Clean government? Actually none of them. What he should have is to know people and make good use of them. In fact, who is a decision maker, you only need to know how to find talents, and then put them in the right position." Xiaofeng has a little admiration for his nonsense ability.

"A shopping mall is like a battlefield. No matter what decision you make, you always pay attention to strategy and tactics. As a decision maker, you don't need to make strategies and tactics yourself. You just need to find someone who makes strategies and tactics." Xiaofeng said

"Teacher, but not everyone of us can sit in the position of decision maker. Most of us are still in the stage of formulating strategies and tactics." Xiaofeng's flicker obviously has effect. Someone has already called him a teacher.

"No matter what stage you are at, your vision is the most important thing. Just like my outfit now, what can you see? The classmate who pointed out my fashionable dress just now talks about it first." Xiaofeng avenged his grudge. The character cannot be changed.

"Well, looking at the suit the teacher wears, I feel that the teacher is not so uncommon sense, but looking at the teacher's hair and glasses, I know that the teacher is not a person who can match it. It feels so contradictory." The girl just commented.

Xiaofeng has the urge to wipe sweat now, is it that obvious?It seems that Taeyeon and the sister-in-laws have also complained about their fashion sense.

"Let me tell you! Actually I got up late today and accidentally wore the wrong shoes when I went out. This incident shows that no matter what, you can't look at the surface. Of course, you can't think too much. It’s a question of degree. Today I’m wearing a suit with sneakers and it’s only said that I don’t match or have an aesthetic problem. If I wear a shirtless tie, I’m probably going to be considered neurotic.” Xiaofeng’s words caused students to laugh .

"In your work, you may encounter many different types of leaders. There are good tempers, bad ills, and picky people. How can we handle the relationship with these leaders? I concluded that all good tempers It's been polished out, bad things are used to it, and it's all leisurely. As for how to deal with it, I don't need to elaborate!" Unknowingly, Zhong Xiaofeng changed the topic from how to be a decision maker to how Deal with workplace relations.

Xiaofeng’s level of nonsense is about to break through the sky, and these students who have been in the society have also learned a lot from Xiaofeng’s words. Generally speaking, Xiaofeng’s flicker is still very successful. .

"This time the lesson is almost done here. Finally, I will tell you a little experiment. First fill a bottle with small stones, and then fill with fine sand. Finally, it seems full, but it still Can hold half a bottle of water, what does this experiment tell us?" Xiaofeng asked

"Tell us to match resources reasonably." said a student

"Tell us not to be confused by the surface of things." Another student replied

"Tell us to make the best use of everything, there will always be potential."

"Teacher, you should tell us the answer." Seeing Xiaofeng always shook his head with a deep smile, a student said

"This experiment tells us that next time we go out to eat, why don't you want to drink or drink unless you pay the bill, because the liquid is used to sew, let's leave more space for pork belly and Korean beef!" Xiaofeng said An amazing answer.

"I've talked so much in this class. The remaining 10 minutes are left for you to ask questions. Of course, the questions are limited to personal aspects, which will help us understand each other." Feng also felt a little powerless.

"Teacher, I think you are familiar with it. Is there a video of you online?" A student asked his own question

"Unexpectedly, I was so low-key that you would recognize it. That's right, there are a lot of my videos on the Internet." Xiaofeng said, standing tall.

"Unexpectedly, our teacher is still a famous lecturer. Teacher, you have taught those people. Have you always taught at Sungkyunkwan?" the student asked.

Nani?Didn’t you recognize me as an artist?Lao Tzu, I stood on the podium and made you 200 people watch for a long time, but none of you recognized me?Xiaofeng feels very bad, and these people don't even give themselves a chance to pretend.

"Teacher, do you have a car? What car do you like best?" a female student asked

"Yes, Hyundai, support domestic products, of course my favorite is Bentley." Xiaofeng said

"Why?"

"I feel that Bentley's car logo is especially matched to me." Xiaofeng said nonchalantly

"Logo?"

"Yes, putting the letter B in the circle and adding two wings is to take you to pretend to be B and take you to fly, and take you soaring until dark, so I can get along with your teacher!" Xiaofeng explained

Everyone...

"Teacher, are you married?"

"It's over. It hasn't been long since it's been over. Isn't it a feeling that we are too late to meet?" Xiaofeng said cheeky

"Hehe, there are people who are willing to marry someone like Teacher. I really want to get to know him." Xiaofeng was unhappy.

"Teacher, then do you like boys or girls." Xiaofeng is really sweating about this, so she shouldn't ask them to ask questions.

"Of course it's a girl!" Xiaofeng replied

"Why?"

"When a girl was a child, her name was Wen Jing, a bigger one was called innocence, a bigger one was called cute, a bigger one was called a lady, a bigger one was called Bai Fumei, a bigger one was called Yujie, a bigger one was called kindness, and a bigger one was called kindness. When we were boys, we were called naughty, bigger was called troublesome, bigger bear kid, bigger bad boy, bigger called dick, bigger called wretched, bigger called wretched uncle, and bigger called undead You can tell from the name that girls are more popular!" Xiaofeng explained

"Teacher, don't forget that there are bad names such as "female man" and "female gangster." A man who knew nothing about life and death said, and instantly received greetings from all the women.

"The classmate I want to say this must have no girlfriend or can't find a girlfriend at all." Xiaofeng's poison tongue skills are getting deeper and deeper.

"Teacher, can you introduce yourself carefully?" a student asked

"Look at RM everyone! For the people in RM, the teacher is like Liu Jae-shik, a big-name service, a good temper, and a state-of-the-art, like Admiralty. The technology is more reliable. The key is that the teacher's salary is like haha. It's low." Xiaofeng is getting used to talking about RMs now.

"Okay, the time is almost up, let's answer the last question." Xiaofeng looked at the time after seeing Wen Caihe and the other two old people leaving the classroom through the back door. Sure enough, it was less than a minute before the end of get out of class.

The bell rang at the end of get out of class on time. Xiaofeng smiled and watched the students walk out of the classroom one by one, and finally fooled the first class. I hope her performance will satisfy her mother.

"Teacher, what do you think of extramarital affairs?" a cold but sweet voice suddenly asked

Xiaofeng heard this sound and did not sit on the ground. He had just had a quarrel with the owner of this sound or did not reach an agreement two days ago, but he did not expect to ran into it here today.