Korean entertainment, I am crazy
Chapter 238 Cui Shengxian, the star of the army (5)
"Yeah! Neither does it, nor does that work, what should I do?" Park Hyomin said dissatisfied after the Nth proposal was rejected.
"Hyomin, you have to make some reliable suggestions. Why do you paint a tortoise on your face when Xiaofeng is asleep? Why wait for Xiaofeng to put chili peppers when eating? How to add pepper water to Xiaofeng's toilet paper? Naive," Sandora said weakly.
"I feel pretty good, I'm the best at handling people." Park Hyomin said triumphantly.
"Sister, even if we agree to your plan, where are we going to find tools for the crime?" Jin Yarong asked.
"I have tools for committing crimes." Park Hyomin took out his mobile phone and rummaged in his backpack.
"You can use eyebrow pencils to draw tortoises. If you hate it, use a signature pen. I want to wash it off very hard. This is a chili sauce made from Qingyang pepper. It's delicious. This is pepper anti-wolf spray." Dongxi side introduced.
"Sister, what are you going to do with these things? You won't be someone who is ready to be prank at all times?" Jin Yarong was frightened by Park Hyomin. To be honest, Park Hyomin's smile against the light of the phone is really scary. You don’t need makeup to make ghost movies.
"Of course the eyebrow pencil is for makeup, and the signature pen is of course for signing. The chili sauce is specially prepared for my fear that the army's meals will not fit my mouth. I am used to it with pepper spray." Park Hyomin explained, she didn't want to be considered it. weirdo.
"What is habit?" Shen Huijing asked.
"I think at the beginning, my sister often went to nightclubs. You also know that my sister, my natural beauty, is easy to provoke trouble. I originally thought that my strength and intelligence could solve the trouble, but my sister, I was hard to beat with four hands. Carry this." Park Hyomin said narcissistically.
"Hyomin, now I finally know why you are called Pizimin." Shandora sighed.
"Yeen, it turns out that my elder sister was mixed." Jin Yarong nodded and said.
"I found that many of the artists have been mixed, like Zhong Guoge and Jixiao." Shen Huijing made Lou crooked more serious.
"I forgot to tell you, Luo Feng-en has also been involved." Park Gyu-li interrupted in time, and she decided to work harder for Holmes Huang.
"Haha, who did you lie? Luo Fengen was specially recruited into the army during college." Sandora was amused by Piao Gyu-ri, so he should be more reliable in lying.
"Haha, do you believe the information on the data? The data of which of us is 100% true and unprocessed." Pu Gyu-ri's words silenced everyone. Their information is good and better, and the bad ones can be written without writing. Do not write.
"Haha, Guili, don't speak to Luo Fengen. I just got the information from Sunny." Park Hyomin shook the phone proudly, and Xiaofeng was sold clean by the sister-in-law.
"Hey, don't go far, don't think about planning anymore." Sandora finally found the crooked building.
"I already have a plan. This plan is very exciting." Park Hyomin said triumphantly.
"Sister, where are you confident? It's not a tortoise, pepper, and pepper water again!" Ya Rong's complaints were sharp.
"Hey, did you say that to my sister? I admit that my attention is a bit bad, but this attention is suitable to concentrate the wisdom of the two teams." Park Hyomin is very confident.
"What two big teams? You won't be stunned, are you?" Sandola touched Park Hyomin's forehead and said.
"Of course it is the two big teams of Girls' Generation and Tara." Park Hyomin shook the phone and said. The screen of the phone shows the line chat. Among them are all the members of Tara and all the members of the youth. Among them, the most active is Tara. Jeon Baolan and Young Time Taeyeon, yes, you read that right, it's Young Time Taeyeon, how can I lack Taeyeon for the tricky Xiaofeng?
Park Gyu-ri was ready to go to bed after seeing Taeyeon’s name appear. Even your own wife did not help you. Park Gyu-ri felt that his efforts were futile.
"This plan is like this. Don't we have to participate in the sea training tomorrow and have to enter the water? This way and then that way." Park Hyomin explained the well-studied plan.
"Wow, it's the product of the wisdom of the two groups. It's really too suitable and powerful." Yarong worshipped.
"Is this really good?" Shandora felt a little overplayed.
"There is nothing wrong with Taeyeon and Yoona providing the big framework of the plan." Park Hyomin added.
Shandora and Park Gyu-ri... What did Xiaofeng have done? His wife and sister-in-law treated him like this, and the tricky Xiaofeng plan passed smoothly.
At 6 o'clock the next morning, Xiaofeng came to the playground neatly dressed. His city camouflage was particularly eye-catching among the team. Holmes was holding a camera with a bitter face. Xiaofeng followed the principle of sharing difficulties with each other. 5 Click to wake up Huang who was sharing the same bed.
"Today is the sea training day. Everyone's performance today will be shown on TV. If anyone discredited our team, he will practice on his own. We are..." A major mobilized in front of the team, apparently the senior level in the barracks. I also attached great importance to this filming. If something goes wrong, I will be ashamed of all the people.
"Marines! We are the best." The soldiers' loud response made Xiaofeng feel a little excited.
The team set off under the leadership of the non-commissioned officer. Xiaofeng followed in the large group. Xiaofeng discovered that the slut called Holmes Huang came to add to the blockage. This slut didn’t know that he got a quad bike from there, Huang PD sat in the back seat of the motorcycle very leisurely and pointed the camera at Xiaofeng.
"Madman, did you dedicate your physical strength to your sister-in-law? Is it fun to run with this group of counsellors? You should let them know what an elite is." Holmes Huang kept talking to Xiaofeng's ear for fear He still used English to arouse public anger.
"Madman, are you really a Korean? Are you really from the Korean army? Does this kind of training make sense to you? Come on, let these bullies see what the world’s top soldiers are like The strength." Holmes' yellow dark circles made his resentment deep.
Xiaofeng adjusted his breathing as much as possible, and he made great efforts to control that he did not go up and beat Sherlock Holmes Huang. The training was not as bad as Sherlock Holmes Huang said. He ran on the soft beach under full load. It's really exhausting, especially for someone like Xiaofeng who hasn't received this kind of training.
The chief sergeant kept chanting slogans at the front of the team, and kept repeating what kind of punishment he would receive if he fell behind. Running and running Xiaofeng slowly ran out of his experience. With experience, Xiaofeng's pace is light. Few, and this performance made Holmes Huang stare at the monster.
The team ran for about 5,000 meters on the beach and then stopped. Then, under the leadership of the sergeant, the six squads lined up along the coastline. Xiaofeng was sadly in the middle.
"I think everyone is active now, and sea training officially begins." The Sergeant Chief shouted loudly.
After the chief sergeant shouted, the soldiers began to unload their equipment. Although Xiaofeng didn’t know what to do next, she still learned something, but when he saw the soldiers began to undress, Xiaofeng Unable to learn anymore, he looked at Holmes Huang who was gloating on the side.
"Madman, take it off. You are an ordinary soldier now. How can a soldier disobey orders." Sherlock Holmes Huang said with excitement and gave Xiaofeng a close-up of her upper body. Anyway, Cui Shengxian had other VJs to take pictures. , How could he let Xiaofeng's black information go?
Xiaofeng had no choice but to undress. The only thing he hoped now was not to take off.
Xiaofeng's wish was half fulfilled. After the upper body was stripped off, the soldiers stopped. When the sea breeze blew Xiaofeng's whole body got goose bumps.
"Now turn around and go into the water, with a deep knee and stop." The command of the sergeant came again.
Xiaofeng and the soldiers next to him went into the water together. Because of the difference in height, everyone stood unevenly in a row. Now Xiaofeng's lower body also felt cold.
"Squat 100 times, one." The command of the Sergeant Major followed.
Now Xiaofeng's ass is also cold, and now it is also winter, and the sea is really cold.
"Two." The Master Sergeant's voice stopped for a long time before it rang. At this speed, 100 squats took 20 minutes to complete.