Korean entertainment, I am crazy
Chapter 335 RM's My Inferiority
Although Xiaofeng’s jokes adjusted the atmosphere, it didn’t take long for him to be completely destroyed by three elderly people. If he didn’t know how to do the variety show for so long, the three old MCs would be mixed up. Nostalgia for a moment, I thought about that year, and then unanimously said that the weakest among the elderly is Chishi Town, and the most overwhelming thing is that the three people began to compete with the old stalks to bring a layer of twilight to the atmosphere in the car.
Li Guangzhu and Song Zhongji are still in a state of disgust at each other, while Xiaofeng is devoted to dealing with Jeong Soo-yeon, who is constantly performing the eighteenth pinch of the dragon.
Ten minutes later, the hot weather made the frail people show their prototypes. Papa Park snored while sitting in the co-pilot. Yoon Jongxin nodded in tribute to Liu Jae-shik who was driving. Haha, he also entered a state of closed eyes and meditation. , Song Zhongji and Li Guangzhu slept very well together, and after the effect was finished, it was time to show off their love.
"Will you not sleep?" There was a lot of sweat on Xiaofeng's head. On the one hand, it was because of the weather, but more importantly, he was busy dealing with Zheng Xiuyan's various harassment.
"I can't sleep so hot, do you always arrange me behind your back." Zheng Xiuyan retracted her hand satisfied seeing Xiaofeng frantically, pinching Xiaofeng's hand feeling very good, Zheng Xiuyan was very satisfied.
"That's for the effect. I don't want to help you relax. I guess your RM will be in vain." Xiaofeng firmly can't admit that he is revenge. He is not that stingy man.
"Then I should thank you." Jung Soo-yeon's face showed a smile, her tongue licked her lips.
Xiaofeng felt that her throat was a bit dry. Judging from Zheng Xiuyan's appearance, he seemed to be able to satisfy him with some excessive demands. Xiaofeng swallowed and vomited and attributed the reason for her thinking to the hot weather.
"I'm your brother-in-law, I should help you." Xiaofeng gave up the idea of welfare after tangled.
"You don't always need to remind me of the relationship between us. I don't care. Courageous men dare to think or not." Zheng Xiuyan gave Xiaofeng a look full of contempt and stopped talking.
Nimei’s, as a man, Xiaofeng said he couldn't bear it, but seeing Liu Zaishi who was watching the car in front of him, Xiaofeng thought he might still be a boy.
Compared with the non-air-conditioning group, the atmosphere of the dull air-conditioning group is much better. The driver is Jin Zhongguo, and the co-pilot is the big brother Chishi Town. With the existence of the car, there will never be less laughter. Of course, Kim Jong-kook, who is his target of complaints, is more tragic. If he holds the steering wheel in his hand, it is estimated that Cha Tae-hyun would not dare to be so arrogant, and the other protagonist in Cha Tae-hyun's mouth, Jang Hyuk, is estimated to be able to teach Cha Xingyi after watching this RM As for whether Jang Hyuk will look at it, there is no need to think about it, Jin Jong-kuk will not forget to notify Jang Hyuk.
Xiaofeng was already too lazy to complain about RM's choice of filming location. The first mission location this time was an outdoor sports field in a suburban housing estate in Seoul. The uninhabited environment made Xiaofeng sure that SBS had confiscated the underpaid advertising fees.
The air-conditioned group stood refreshingly in the shade of the tree. The state of the non-air-conditioned group was described by an idiom: throwing off his helmet and removing his armor. Papa Park seemed to sleep soundly, with a large wet chest. Park Mingxiu firmly denied that it was saliva. After getting off the car, Yin Jongxin drank a sip of ice water and claimed that his mouth could not fit in and he was going to the hospital.
Li Guangzhu and Song Zhongji, who fell in love with each other in their dreams, recovered. I didn’t bother to talk to you again. Haha. His forehead was red. It is said that he accidentally hit the car door. Xiaofeng rubbed his shoulders with a bitter expression. Xiaofeng Only then did she realize that her T-shirt was wet from the shoulder. Xiaofeng looked depressed at Jung Soo-yeon, who was okay. What kind of pretense, the print on your face has already betrayed you. Didn’t it mean you can’t sleep?Even if I fall asleep, my shoulders can be used as a pillow. Hello, don't learn from you and drool.
Actually, after seeing the shooting location, Xiaofeng didn’t want to shoot. It was miserable enough to shoot outdoors in summer. You are still playing so big now. Xiaofeng really hopes that some elderly people will pretend to be sick and see Zhao Xiao. The town's response.
"Today is a special episode of inferior physical strength. We have prepared four rounds for you. In each round, the first place can get 7 points, the second place 5 points, the third place 3 points, and the others who complete the task get 1 point. After completing the task, the three teams with the lowest scores after the four rounds of the game will be punished the most severely in RM history. I hope that you will have a unique style of the game. We will set up a best funny shot for each round of the game. Yes, the winners will get 3 points. After each round of the competition, the top three ride in an air-conditioned car, and the last four ride in a car without air-conditioning. After seeing the car without air-conditioning, it is estimated that you should also know what to do. "As soon as he came up, Zhao Xiaozhen began to introduce the content of this filming. When he heard the harshest punishment in RM history, even Xiaofeng felt a little scared.
In the history of RM, the runningball era punishment in the early stage of the program included being a cleaner and a waiter. The most unacceptable punishment for Xiaofeng was the punishment of wearing a superman outside. After adjustment, the punishment was reduced, and it was basically water used in summer and winter. Spring and Autumn uses flour, and the harder thing is to play extreme sports. Now suddenly, Xiaofeng feels a little unsure about the harshest.
"Now is the first round of competition. The venue is in front of you. In the first stage, each group of guests will have two three-legged running 60 meters. In the second stage, the weak in each group will do sit-ups on the mat. 20, men do 15 push-ups. The third stage is a humanoid cart game. Each group decides who is the car. The fourth stage is crawling. Finally, the competition is completed with a pointed hat and a balloon." Zhao Xiaozhen I started to introduce the inner softness of the game. If it was just the introduction, Xiaofeng would be able to complete it easily and happily, but the realistic venue made Xiaofeng tremble.
The first project is a two-person tripod. But the 60-meter track is made up of fingerboards. What makes Xiaofeng feel the most painful is the color of the fingerboard or pure black full of maliciousness. Spread an egg on it. It's a bit difficult to get acquainted, but Xiaofeng promised to feel uncomfortable standing on it barefoot.
For the second project, the mat was prepared. It’s okay for the mat to be black with the first level. Xiaofeng thinks it’s fine, but why did you give it such a small mat, and the mat is still on the Shiatsu board. Has my sister's finger pressure board been reduced in price recently? The only relief is that this time the finger pressure board is finally not black, although red is not necessarily better and at least better than pure black.
The third item is a humanoid stroller. The runway is made up of an inflatable swimming pool. It's really nothing except that it is not easy to bear the force. But why is there water in it? When he sees bubbles appearing from time to time, Xiaofeng is sure that it is soapy water , Do you want to play so big?
The fourth item crawling and the fifth item topping the balloon seem to be easy now, but Xiaofeng believes it will never be that simple.
"Because of the limited space, you can only be divided into two duels. Now please determine the grouping by yourself." I regret not being able to see 7 groups of people at the same time playing in love and killing Zhao Xiaozhen.
"Or else group them into air-conditioned and non-air-conditioned vehicles." Che Tae-hyun turned his eyes and suggested. When he looked at the state of the non-air-conditioned group, Che Tae-hyun knew how tragic it is to ride in a car without air-conditioning in this weather. Although he firmly believes that no one is his opponent with Kim Jong-kook, it would be too depressing if he encounters a non-air-conditioning group blinded by hatred and sabotage. Cha Taixian, who pays no attention to RM, knows Kim Jong-kook’s ability to pull hatred.
Of course, Cha Taixian’s proposal was unanimously approved by the air-conditioning group, and the non-air-conditioning group was unanimously opposed. The question of who came first and who was the second is not to say that the four words of the same hatred or the same fate brought the non-air-conditioning group together. Use haha In other words, there are grievances and grievances to find the air-conditioning group, a competition group has risen to the level of class struggle.
In the end, Zhao Xiaozhen decided to use a lottery to decide the groupings. The three teams set off first and then the four teams. Compared with the four teams that can see others' completion to determine whether they can be lazy, Xiaofeng prefers three teams with fewer people. Team up, in RM, you never know what will happen next second. Fewer people indicates that there are fewer variables. But Jessica, who is in charge of the lottery, got the four teams that Xiaofeng didn’t want to see. Half of them were paid. There's nothing to complain about with more chances to get Xiaofeng from the four-man team, but what do you mean by Zheng Xiuyan's expression of pride and praise.
The members of the three teams are Jin Zhong Guoche Taixian Group, Gary Zhengren Group, Liu Zai Shi Yin Zhongxin Group, Xiaofeng can guarantee that the results of the first two groups will be very good.
"Ah, I burned to death. What is this?" Cha Tae-hyun, who took off his socks and stood on the finger press according to the instructions, let out a miserable cry and walked barefoot to the grass next to the runway.
"Tai Xian, you don't need to use your acting skills here. Shiatsu is something we are used to." Liu Zaishi sneered at Cha Taixian's exaggerated acting skills.
"Brother, it's not painful, it's hot. I feel my feet are almost ripe." Cha Taixian said depressedly, holding his feet.
"Tai Xian, learn from your brother. It's good to get used to it." Liu Zaishi stood on the Shiatsu board with a look of contempt for Jia Xianbai, but the screams were replaced by the screams of contempt. Liu Zaishi's performance was better. Cha Taixian was even more exaggerated, rolling all the way to the grass.
"PD, you are sure that this issue is a low-quality family-related special rather than an iron man special, and Yoon Jong-xin, who is in awe of the Shiatsu board, is even more afraid to go up now.
"Yeah, it's not as exaggerated as you said, look at me, 1, 2, 1, 2." At this time, only Jin Zhongguo is the one who dared to sing against the tune and demonstrate by example. Although the slogan is quite loud, it always advocates more pain. Jin Jongguo, who would be numb, had a distorted face within a few steps.
It took 10 minutes for all three teams to stand on the runway. There was no expression on Gary’s face. Zheng Ren beside him wrinkled his face. Jin Zhongguo kept adjusting his breathing, as if it could make As if the soles of the feet were a little more comfortable, Cha Tae-hyun and Liu Jae-shik both turned on the chat mode, and the two talked and talked happily, while Aunt Yin's face seemed to shed tears in the next second.
"Beep!" A whistle announced the start of the game. There was no fierce scene of you vying for the first place, no sweating and courageous screaming. There were only 5 male voices and one female scream. The first one was Jin Zhongguohe. Cha Tae-hyun, the habitually lazy Cha Tae-hyun shared half of his body weight on Kim Jong-kook.
The second place is Gary and Zheng In, and Zheng Ren, who dared not touch the Shiatsu with Gary's legs, ran very hard. Of course, the third place is Liu Jae-shik and Yoon Jong-shin. Just after running for a few steps, Yin Jong-shin fell down with a cry of mourning. On the fingerboard, then there was a more painful wailing.
Under the leadership of Kim Jong-kook, their group first entered the second link. Cha Tae-hyun, who just fell on the mat after unraveling the rope, yelled and jumped up. The mat that has absorbed the heat for so long does not mean that you can lie down. of.
Taehyun finally got off the car under the pressure of Jin Zhongguo. At this time, the second place Zheng In and Gary also entered the second stage. The back contact made Zheng In's sit-up journey extremely smooth. The Gary group first completed the second. The link entered the third link.
At this time, Liu Jae-shik and Yin Jongxin were still entangled in a place less than 10 meters from the starting point. Liu Jae-shih tried to stand up more than once but was destroyed by Yin Jongxin. Aunt Yin shamefully put her feet on Liu Jae-shih’s. Liu Zaishi had a taste of what it was like to double the pain.
Gary and Zheng Ren ran into trouble in the third link. At the beginning, Gary was the car and Zheng Ren was pushing, but as soon as he started Gary, he had a close contact with the air cushion. The soapy water on his head and face, Gary just thought When speaking, a soap bubble came out of his mouth.
Kim Jong Kook’s cart surpassed Gary and Zheng In with shouts. Cha Tae-hyun, in order to prevent Kim Jong Kuk from throwing it out, took a non-action strategy, relying on Kim Jong Kuk’s two hands to complete the cart.
Gary and Zheng Ren changed their routines. Zheng Ren's condition improved a lot after becoming a car. The Gary brand motor let Zheng Ren know what it feels like to fly. Zheng Ren completed the third stage without moving his hands. Liu Zaishi and Yin Zhongxin moved further less than 10 meters.
"In Stone, I can't do it anymore, let's give up." Yin Zhongxin untied the rope on his feet and fell on the grass, breathlessly said.
"Brother Zhong Xin, we have to finish at least, I don't want to accept punishment." Liu Zaishi also looked painful, but he really didn't want to accept punishment. It would be better to let him commit suicide if he let him go back to bungee jumping.
"In Shih, in my opinion, nothing is more painful than this, or we can give up all our games today." Yin Zhongxin felt that his proposal was very good, at least he felt comfortable in front of him, even if it was punishment, he would admit it.
"Absolutely not." Liu Zaishi thought of bungee jumping and thought of the jumping machine. Then he dragged Yin Jongxin back to the runway with horror. He was dragged for less than 5 meters. Yin Jongxin couldn't stand it anymore. He was dragged on the hot fingerboard. I couldn't bear it, Yin Zhongxin resigned and followed Liu Zaishi forward. Their goal was to complete the task anyway, and taking a few steps to take a break was not unacceptable.