Korean entertainment, I am crazy

As a senior player of StarCraft 1, although he hasn't played for a long time, Xiaofeng still remembers the shortcut keys and the technology tree. Although StarCraft 2 and StarCraft 1 have many similarities, the changes are still quite big.

MC chose the iconic P and Xiaofeng was random. It was not that Xiaofeng looked down on MC to play random, and it was not that Xiaofeng surrendered when facing MC Xiaofeng, but Xiaofeng thought for a long time and did not find which race to use. .

After entering the game screen, Xiaofeng started to move by himself before operating the farmer. This unexpected situation made Xiaofeng embarrassed for more than ten seconds. If it wasn't for the farmer in his hometown who didn't make Xiaofeng automatically, he would doubt that someone played for him, Xiaobai Really, Nima can't afford to hurt.

Xiaofeng seems to be a little clumsy to operate it. He has played the StarCraft 2 game several times, but he can't even talk about the entry-level game. He doesn't know the shortcut keys at all. The technology to climb is completely based on luck. As for the type of troops. Xiaofeng still knows that hunting and sentry is a good choice.

Xiaofeng, who has become a genius and figured out the science and technology tree, is troubled by another big problem. Xiaofeng was a handicapped party in his previous life. What games he plays depends on awareness and tactics. The disadvantage of playing and playing against fans is the disadvantage of hand speed. It's not obvious, but when you meet a semi-pro or professional player, you will end up quickly.

Xiaofeng, who played a game for the first time in this life, found that her hand was not disabled, but her hand speed came up, but her eyes and brain could not keep up. Just like a disabled person who had just put on a prosthesis, Xiaofeng almost turned the mouse several times. throw it out.

As the most entertaining StarCraft 2 player, MC certainly won’t let Xiaofeng lose too ugly. After discovering Xiaofeng’s architectural pattern and technological trend, MC confirmed that Xiaofeng is a rookie, and MC kept right. While Xiaofeng's investigation began to play the mirror start, Xiaofeng unreliably took two crystals in a corner, and MC followed the shot. Xiaofeng built a bunch of bunkers to hold the old farmer in it and MC followed suit.

When Xiaofeng has 8 obs in a row, MC can't learn anymore. You have to have a limit. Even if you are attacked by a hidden knife, you don't need to build so many obs. You have so many bunkers for decoration. what.

In fact, Xiaofeng was scolding in his heart at this time. Does the Nima Blizzard designer have shit in their head?The OB icon is what you are doing like a sentry.

After grinding for nearly 20 minutes, MC started attacking. Facing Xiaofeng’s artistic bunker formation, MC was not interested in rushing forward. After retiring, the MC was more free. Not only did he want to win but also to win beautifully. Let Xiaofeng build the bunker for so long, Xiaofeng should be satisfied.

A combination of flash hunting and sentry ate up Xiaofeng’s peasants. When Xiaofeng’s army came back, the MC jumped down again. Xiaofeng wanted to chase out but found that the house was very blocked. If you go out At least A would lose 3 bunkers. In desperation, Xiaofeng could only supplement the peasants with A bunker.

As soon as Xiaofeng made a way out, the MC's hunting and colossus came over. Several positions were taken. Xiaofeng was destroyed by the regiment before he had time to struggle. The pursuit of 0 attack and 0 defense faced MC3 attack. The colossus is as crisp as paper.

Xiaofeng quit the game after playing GG with a very good character. Loss is certain. Xiaofeng is already very satisfied with being able to hold on for so long. For MC, this teaser is more pleasing than the fat Xiaofeng. I know that people put enough water.

Xiaofeng thought that her journey of abuse was over, but I didn’t know that it was the bastard who got up. A lot of fans actually let Xiaofeng and Jaedong fight again. Nima, StarCraft is not Korea. National game?Shouldn't masters walk all over the floor, professional abuse into dogs?Does it mean that people all over the world like to watch abusive dishes?Xiaofeng thinks that it is not a hobby that BT has not abused.

Fans' requests cannot be ignored. Xiaofeng sat down in front of the computer once again under MC's persuasion. Founder had already bottomed out in one round, and it was okay to be abused again. It would be better to make a little bit of face for being amused by his relatives.

As a senior MC, after being reminded by fans, did he think of Jeadong, who had been with a glass of water for a long time. Before coming, the agent’s eldest sister told MC to take care of the younger Jeadong, explaining that this market is still to be developed, and MC doesn’t. It may occupy all resources. If the same junior can help him, the combination of MC and Jeadong should not be too gorgeous.

It’s time for Jeadong to be a transparent person for a long time. It’s always right to gather the popularity first.

Jeadong chose insects, and Xiaofeng chose the same P as the boss. After a round of experience, P became the race that Xiaofeng Interstellar 2 knew best.

As MC thinks, with his own example, Comrade Jeadong will definitely learn from his predecessors, adhering to the idea of ​​letting water and playing a 200-population battle with Xiaofeng. As for the entertainment MC, there is no extravagant desire. After all, Jeadong has just retired not long, and Not everyone is as entertaining and entertaining as him.

The match between Xiaofeng and Jeadong ended at 7 minutes and 13 seconds. Xiaofeng quit the game without even playing GG. This Nima was too bully. Xiaofeng felt that she was embarrassed. She would definitely lose. Lose but do you want to be so ashamed.

After watching the court, Xiaofeng carried out a comprehensive defensive strategic thinking step by step, not seeking to win or looking good, but to live longer, but Jeadong, who hadn't played games in front of so many people for a long time, was a little excited.

The peasants in Jeadong's Pathfinder made Xiaofeng unable to even put the crystals. Finally, a fanatic came out and chased the peasants away. Six puppies sang the devil into the village and rushed into the peasant pile. The uprising cooperated with a fanatic and ate six puppies, but Xiaofeng's farmers also tore off seven, and the economy was terrible.

Before Xiaofeng could breathe a sigh of relief, the second wave of 12 puppies came again. After finally resisting this wave of Xiaofeng preparing to restart the economy, he saw more than 20 cockroaches. The very depressed Xiaofeng ALTqq quit the game.

MC looked at Xiaofeng who was sitting there sulking. It was an embarrassment. Xiaofeng didn't want to fight because he persuaded Xiaofeng to fight. Although it is normal for him to be like this in terms of strength, this Nima is a game show entertainment game jeadong The younger generation, do you want to be so serious, and he gave Jeadong a style before, but he didn't expect Jeadong to understand his meaning at all.

The fans under the stage are happy that Xiaofeng lost so miserably. With Xiaofeng at the bottom, no matter how bad he is, many fans will be on the stage before Xiaofeng calls. Xiaofeng just wants to Said I was really fucked up.

The interaction between Jeadong and MC and the fans is in full swing. Xiaofeng decides to find a place where no one is there to lick the wound. Xiaofeng decides that if there is a chance in the future, she must get some pairs of shoes for Jeadong to wear. This Nima is too good at it. Be a man.

As soon as Xiaofeng stepped off the booth, she was stopped by a person in charge of the StarCraft 2 booth. The foreigner said that a reporter wanted to interview Xiaofeng. Of course, Xiaofeng would not refuse such a tall thing. It took so long to impose an Asian prince on him, and it didn’t take long for him to have foreign media come to his door. Xiaofeng sorted out the image. He regretted not wearing a suit at this time, but he forgot. At this time, wearing a suit is probably more eye-catching than wearing that gravedigger cosplay costume.

In summer, cosplay can only be regarded as a maverick. The best thing to wear a suit in summer is Shenjingbing.

"Hello gentleman, I’m a reporter from G4TV. According to my observations, you don’t know about the StarCraft 2 game. As far as I know, you are the host of the StarCraft 2 booth arranged by the Korean side. I would like to know why the Korean side If you come here, can’t you find someone who knows both StarCraft and can host it? “A foreigner wearing a press card opens up a string of sharp and embarrassing questions for Xiaofeng, beside that reporter The face of the accompanying translator is also ugly. The translator is a staff member of the Ministry of Culture. To question Xiaofeng is to question the Ministry of Culture of South Korea. In the eyes of this translator, Xiaofeng completed the task perfectly, although not professional but very entertaining. Driven by Xiaofeng's stupid sales, the StarCraft 2 booth became the most popular booth on the scene.

"Hello, Mr. reporter, I think it’s not what you said to call me incompetent. Of course, I don’t count what I said. Of course the Ministry of Culture asked me to come. Of course, the Ministry of Culture considered. GSTAR is an international game exhibition. I think As the organizer, the Ministry of Culture of China must have considered more long-term considerations than you, Mr. reporter. "Xiaofeng originally thought that this reporter was compensated by God, but Nima came to find the fault. He didn't wait for the interpreter to say something. I just replied directly, who wouldn’t be able to play officialdom? In my previous life, I was a celestial person. The news network of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs was not for nothing. I can buck you to death by pinning the hat. The translator gave a thumbs up vaguely. Feng, that's awesome.

The person in charge of the Blizzard booth also frowned. In fact, he is very satisfied with the arrangement of the Korean side. Jeadong and MC, two famous professional players in StarCraft 2, are enough to attend. The unknown host People in charge of this very entertaining spirit are also quite satisfied. After watching the Marines of Xiaofeng’s cosplay, this person in charge has the urge to let Xiaofeng shoot the next version of Blizzard’s live-action video. Of course, compared to The person in charge of the Marines thinks Xiaofeng is more suitable for the bald brother.

"Bruce, your TV station asked you to cooperate with our promotion. Look at the enthusiasm of the fans. I don't think there is any problem with Mr. Luo's host. Different countries have different national conditions. This is not the United States. We have to learn to adapt." Come out to make a round, one is Blizzard's partner in the United States, and the other is the Ministry of Culture of the country with the highest interstellar share. It is not appropriate for him to favor anyone.

"Harry, I know what you said, but I still think it is better to find someone who understands games and can host. This Mr. Luo is not a bad host, but he should appear in talk shows rather than games. "The reporter named Bruce shook his head and said, uncrowned kings are temperamental, especially in countries with free speech like the U.S. Empire. Everyone who has lived in the White House can not escape the fate of being mocked and spoofed, let alone questioning. The Ministry of Culture of Korea is such a trivial matter.

"Oh? Then I would like to ask this Mr. Bruce reporter, what is the understanding game in your cognition?" Xiaofeng is amused. Why can I encounter other things with myself everywhere? Could it be that he grew up? Are you too handsome and jealous?

"At least you should introduce the content of the game and the changes in the new version when you are hosting, and you should also introduce other Blizzard games to these people." Bruce replied confidently, Xiaofeng in his opinion is not A pronoun of professionalism, he would definitely not pay Xiaofeng if he said it.

This Nima is the funny comparison that popped up. Xiaofeng is speechless. The introduction of the game has a rolling broadcast of promotional videos, and there is such a large trial experience area on the side. It is useful to introduce yourself, and There are a few fans here who don’t know about StarCraft 2. If you go up and introduce StarCraft 2, you might have been thrown down by a lot of rotten tomato rotten eggs, and Xiaofeng is in charge of the StarCraft 2 booth. There is no such bi that will transfer fans to other booths, even if the booth is also Diablo III under Blizzard.

Harry pulled Bruce for a while, and had a deep understanding of the G4TV stab Harry. He had long known that he would not let this scam. If there was a conflict, the three sides would not look good.

"Mr. Bruce, I admit that I am not a professional host of a game show. I also believe that you can't find a host like that in Korea. My job is not as useful as you say it, like a movie that is not successful. It’s not a movie review but a box office. I don’t have the time to talk nonsense with you. I’ll say goodbye. “Xiaofeng really doesn’t bother to talk to this kind of people. It’s enough to be disturbed by two games being abused. After getting over it and encountering such a second-hand product, Xiaofeng thought about it very seriously and found that she hadn't jumped into the well with anyone else.

"Mr. Luo, I want to fight you!" Bruce, who was born in Texas, has a cowboy spirit. The reason why he was photographed in Korea to report the game exhibition is because he loves to find fault and offends too many people in the United States. G4TV let He went abroad to avoid the limelight, but in Bruce's view, it was an escape. If he was in a bad mood, he found Xiaofeng on his body. What Xiaofeng said was not a film review that hurt him deeply, but he claimed to be a movie-knower Senior film critic.

"Duel? Okay, how do you say I'll be with you." "It's great for someone to come and beg for a fight. Just in front of this standard American middle-aged and old man with overdrinking figure, Xiaofeng's dodge can exhaust him. .

“I’m not talking about fighting, you barbarians, we’re going to solve things in the game.” Xiaofeng only wears a black vest on his upper body because of the need for cosplay. The beautiful muscles on Xiaofeng’s body are still very bluffing. Of course, from the real experience, I know that Xiaofeng’s muscles are more than just bluffing. Bruce regretted it after calling out a duel on impulse. Fortunately, he thought of using games to solve it wisely, otherwise the time for him to return to the United States would be unlimited. It was postponed. If Xiaofeng didn't pay attention to him, he would never be able to return to the job he loved.