Korean entertainment, I am crazy

After solving the problem of clothing, it’s the content of the song. After listening to the EP, Xiaofengya is a little itchy. Even if he wants to self-destruct, he can’t play it so much. This song called mysexylady might as well be called King Kong.

The general content of this song is similar to the story told in King Kong’s movie. If you don’t rely on the 19th ban, it will be human beasts, bloody, violent, and anti-social. The aesthetic point is the story of an animal flying a plane for a beautiful woman. When Xiaofeng heard oooooo, mysexylady, I climbed up the high-rise building for you, oooooo, mysexylady, after I flew for you, Xiaofeng was embarrassed.

MC Meng saw Xiaofeng’s constantly changing face after listening to the EP and thought Xiaofeng was not satisfied with the song. As a singer, MC Meng strongly requested Xiaofeng to listen to him live once. This song can only be reflected in his dance. Charm.

Not to mention that after joining the dance composed by MC Meng, the whole song was sublimated instantly, and the stats were improved a lot, especially MC Meng pouted and said RAP and interspersed with his iconic monkey dance. .

Anyway, to destroy the image, Xiaofeng doesn't care about the song anymore. To be honest, the tune of this song is good and MC Meng's singing skills are also very good, but the lyrics alone have eliminated the lower limit of this song.

Now that Xiaofeng is here, she is ready to practice together with MC Meng. The very rigorous MC Meng also put on his song suit specially. Seeing MC Meng Xiaofeng, who is holding a bunch of bananas and wearing a gorilla suit, thinks this brother is still More suitable to be a comedy artist.

The clothes Xiaofeng asked for was not changed so quickly. It was said that it was a feat, but Xiaofeng also shouldered the responsibility of the dancer. How to match the dance steps of mc dream is a big problem, and it is another problem to jump out of sex and cater to the theme of the song, but these are obviously MC Meng didn't even think about it. For him, Xiaofeng put on the women's dress and went to the stage to pass.

The choreographer Xiaofeng doesn’t know how. After greeted MC, Xiaofeng called Jin Nanyou over. The best choice is to find a professional person for professional affairs. MC Meng and Xiaofeng work behind closed doors. It is estimated that even if my hair is gray, I can't make up a dance of the past.

After Jin Nanyou rushed to the scene with a whip and didn't even drink his saliva, he entered the topic. He first watched MC Meng's solo dance, and then asked Xiaofeng's request. Then the master dancer was stumped, MC Meng's In the eyes of Kim Nam-woo, the dance steps can’t talk about any technique. It’s easy to cooperate, but the difficulty lies in Xiaofeng’s wonderful requirements. To match the dance steps of MC Dream, to show sexy, it’s best to have a little difficulty to attract attention. , The most important thing is to fit the content of the song, so it’s hard to gather so many things together.

In fact, when Kim Nam-woo heard that Xiaofeng was going to appear in women’s clothing and dance female dance steps, he already wondered if he had forgotten to take medicine today. After listening to Xiaofeng’s requirements and introduction of the clothes to wear, Kim Nam-woo wanted to fall to the ground and fell asleep. Then when she woke up, she realized that she had only had a dream, and the image of Xiaofeng's good brother and brother-in-law collapsed.

Jin Nanyou is a rare and reliable person in a circle in his childhood. Although the egg hurts so much, he still gave professional advice, because it is only a short period of seven days before going on stage, and it is impossible for MC Meng and Xiaofeng to practice dance together every day. Now it’s too late to choreograph a new dance. Kim Nam-woo let Xiaofeng watch Park Zhiyin’s "Mature Ceremony" live dance. From the perspective of costume and sexiness, copy this dance is the best choice. While Xiaofeng is studying, Kim Nam-woo takes the dance steps of MC dream. After a change, after the changes, MC Meng's Funny Monkey Flurry has become Funny Monkey Zombie Dance. For this change, MC Meng really likes where one person is practicing.

After Xiaofeng watched it several times to understand the dance style and basic movements, Jin Nanyou began to choreograph Xiaofeng's figure. This is also Xiaofeng's good physical fitness and strong dance skills. For another person, I want to practice Jin Nanyou in such a short time. Choreography is simply an impossible task.

Jin Nanyou grinned and watched the sexy dance moves from his hands perfectly performed by Xiaofeng. The sweaty Xiaofeng was only wearing a vest and pants, watching a muscular strong man dancing all kinds of seductive dances. She may collapse at any time. Xiaofeng is more enchanting than the demonic high-heeled dancers who are extremely popular on the Internet. Jin Nanyou has already considered whether she should go out of the bathroom and vomit for a while and then come back to guide the choreography.

Two hours later, MC Meng and Xiaofeng’s respective dances were almost ready. How to blend together is the most critical issue. The two cooperated well at the beginning, but after halfway through the song, it started to make mistakes, no MC Meng danced wrongly because Xiaofeng jumped fast, either MC Meng forgot to cooperate with Xiaofeng or Xiaofeng forgot the position of MC Meng, and it took exactly 3 hours to dance and finally entered the final stage.

According to MC Meng’s idea, the climax of this ending is that he carried Xiaofeng, this beauty, to show the power of what is called a beast, but Xiaofeng’s weight greatly exceeded his expectations, not to mention that it was carried by the princess. MC dreams are very difficult, the probability of one-time success is only 20%.

According to Kim Nam Woo, since it is difficult to complete the action, he should change it or simply delete this action that is completely meaningless in his eyes, but MC Meng and Xiaofeng disagree. This action is the finishing touch that MC dreamed of for a long time. On the road of pursuing funny comparison, MC dream is going forward courageously, and Xiaofeng also feels that this action will greatly help destroy the image.

It’s a pity that MC Meng is really not sure that he will not make a mistake in this action. Jin Nanyou has handed in a lot of force skills of MC Meng, but the effect is not obvious. In the end, the god of teasing still favors Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng suggested not to be beasts. Carrying beauty, he will be better for this beauty to carry a beast.

After the experiment, Jin Nanyou aggrievedly agreed with Xiaofeng’s idea. The animal-class Xiaofeng had difficulty carrying MC Dream but it was not difficult to hold it under his arm. After all, the height of MC Dream is there. It’s not like carrying MC Dream. It can't be done but the picture is too beautiful. If you change the MC Dream to Haha Xiaofeng, you can make sure you can walk a few laps.

This is known as a wonderful song in the history of popular songs was born in the hands of the three. MC dreamed of asking Kim Nam Woo for dinner to express her gratitude, but was rejected by Kim Nam Woo. His only request was that a dance had nothing to do with him. He I haven't been here today, and Kim Nam Woo can't do anything about breaking the sign.

In the end, Jin Nanyou was forced by Xiaofeng’s virginity to go to dinner after Xiaofeng’s fart. The reason why Xiaofeng did this was to help Jin Nanyou open the door. Although Jin Nanyou is no longer living in his dreams, he is always bad at interpersonal. It is the ability of 10 points to do 7 points of work and get 3 points of money. Although he is a master-level figure, it doesn't matter that there is no grade. No entertainment company will use him.

Although MC Meng has just returned, but the popularity of MC in the circle is very good, the music industry and the arts world are mixed, and regardless of what style of song you sing, MC Meng can be related to you, if It would be great for Jin Nanyou to be the queen choreographer of MC Dream. What some people lack is an opportunity.

MC Meng didn’t expect to find Xiaofeng to do feat so smoothly. I was planning to spend 3 days playing funny songs. After Jin Nanyou’s transformation, he became a lot taller. Since I can play funny MC Meng with style, I won’t To play funny regardless of the image, you must know that the song stage according to his original idea is to challenge the tenacity of the popular song PD nerves. It is not impossible to make a broadcast accident, but in order to attract attention the last popular search MC Dream has no other choice.

The half-drunk Xiaofeng answered home and received a call from Jin Kuitai. The editing of "Agent X" was half completed. Four days later, the film’s publicity plan was officially launched. Xiaofeng felt that the life of an otaku was getting away from her. Yes, Jin Kui-tae also asked Xiaofeng to perform appropriate fighting performances when propagating on the phone, preferably taekwondo and the fight should be good and wonderful. Xiaofeng said that he could not understand Jin Kui-tae’s request. The action scene of "Agent X" There are a lot of but practical fighting skills that have nothing to do with Taekwondo dime, or Xiaofeng, a young man, would not be so comfortable as an action guide. Everything from actual combat to strive for the truth is the action scene of "Agent X" What does it mean to let myself perform taekwondo suddenly?

After listening to Jin Kuitai's explanation, Xiaofeng shook her head helplessly. This Nima is a problem of national self-esteem when it gets bigger, and when it gets smaller, it means that the two directors think that they are too leisurely to find things for themselves.

The cause of the matter is very simple. It’s not just the movie "Agent X" that is staring at the Mid-Autumn Festival. There are 5 or 6 domestic movies in the same period. What makes Xiaofeng happiest is that the movie starring the bastard Lee Seung-ki will also be there. The Mid-Autumn Festival is online, and many foreign movies are in the midst of this time.

Tony Jia’s "Tom Yum Goong 3" chose to enter South Korea during the Mid-Autumn Festival. At that time, Tony Jia will personally perform Muay Thai and Taekwondo in Seoul to create momentum for the film. Korean media who are not afraid of big things will naturally put "Tom Yum Goong 3" and " "Agent x" is compared. After all, the first promo of Agent x is an action movie.

Xiaofeng felt that Jin Kuitai was to blame for this. If it weren't for this brother to create a topic to attract the audience, all the action scenes in the promotional film would not have been so much.

Now it’s too late to say anything, and the topics can’t be kept together anymore. Soon the comparison between the two movies has risen to the question of who is better in the action scenes under the impetus of a caring person, and then Taekwondo and Muay Thai are launched. The discussion about who is stronger, the current national thinking is that if Agent x is defeated by Tom Yum Goong in the action scene, then both directors are national sinners. Of course, Xiaofeng, who is the action director, is the first crime.

Kim Kyu-tae and Jiang Di-gyu can’t tell. No one expected this situation. Agent x’s film itself is focused on storytelling and actors’ acting skills. The action scenes are just embellishments. It’s impossible to defeat Tom Yum Goong, which is a selling point of action, in the action scene. However, it’s impossible to do nothing at this point, so Xiaofeng, as an action director, must take this responsibility, Xiaofeng Yang Tianchang sighed that I am really a dog. Not only did I not give me a penny when I was an action director, but now I have to go up with something. Even if Xiaofeng doesn't care about the feelings of the two bad directors, Xiaofeng does not want to be a national sinner, South Korea The national sinners are properly equivalent to the national sinners of the Celestial Dynasty.

Tony Jia is a kung fu actor that Xiaofeng likes very much. He has strong actions and beautiful shots, especially his unique quick air strikes. Now Tony Jia is a veritable international Kung Fu star. It is a pity that he has proven himself in Hollywood. However, his global influence is not small at all. It’s a shame to come to Korea to promote his movie in person. What is the identity of Xiaofeng, who is going to PK with Tony Jia, according to the Korean urinary sex. Tian is a well-known comedian in Asia, a comedian and an action star are a farce rhythm that is more appropriate than force.

In fact, Xiaofeng sympathizes with Tonija. In order to come to South Korea to promote the film, they made Taekwondo take up most of the performance time. He also specially practiced Taekwondo. Tonija gave Taekwondo a very high evaluation, even if he was not in contact with actual combat Taekwondo. , Even if Tony Jia has achieved this level, in the eyes of Koreans, Tony Jia is still using Muay Thai to challenge Taekwondo. Many people say that since Tony Jia appreciates Taekwondo so much for Mao, all the actions performed in the movies are Muay Thai, and This kind of brain-dead comments still occupies a large proportion.

Jin Kuitai hung up the phone after confessing the task, and Xiaofeng started to feel distressed. In terms of actual combat, he did not know who is better than Tony Jia, but in terms of performance, even if there is a performance version of Taekwondo, it is estimated that Tony Jia will have to throw him several. On the street, this air-to-air battle Xiaofeng thinks that he is sure to lose. If you win, you can't see the benefits. If you lose, you may be dead. Xiaofeng now wants to kill Jin Kuitai or Tony Jia so that she doesn't have to worry about it.

If you have trouble finding your brother-in-law, even if Liu Zaishi is not omnipotent, there is at least someone to talk to. Liu Zaishi, who is enjoying the warmth of the family at home, turns black when he sees Xiaofeng's appearance.

"Uncle, Zhihao wants to kill you." It was Xiaofeng who came in and Liu Zhihao left Liu Zaishi and rushed to Xiaofeng for a hug.

"Where does Zhihao miss Uncle?" Xiaofeng hugged Xiao Zhihao completely ignoring Liu Jaeshi's murderous eyes. It's okay for Xiaofeng not to come. Once Liu Jaeshi comes, he has no sense of existence. Luo Jingen loves Luo's family. The only male, Liu Jae-shik, can understand that his son and Xiaofeng are more envious and jealous than his own, Liu Jae-shik, but the third-class citizen of the Liu family may be demoted to a fourth-class citizen in the future. Liu Zaishi has no right to object. .