Korean entertainment, I am crazy

According to Xiaofeng’s experience, if you go to Jessica, according to the normal schedule, if you can see Jessica with sleepy eyes at 10 o’clock, you’re lucky. If you see Jessica who is ready to go at 10 o’clock, it’s a miracle, like today. Jessica, who appeared at her door at 6 o'clock in the morning, only felt horrified.

Let Zheng Xiuyan into the living room, Xiaofeng first determined the time with a mobile phone, computer, wall clock, and then walked to the balcony to breathe fresh air while observing whether the sun was coming out from the west, and found that there was nothing unusual. I want to use a chopstick to pinch Jessica's middle finger to see if she is possessed by something unclean.

Jung Soo-yeon threw the backpack aside. After taking off her sunglasses and mask, Jung Soo-yeon's face looked a little pale. She yawned lazily, and she lay on the sofa to make up for sleep, but she just closed her eyes and suddenly felt something While licking her feet, Jung Soo-yeon with endless anger opened her eyes and saw Er Dengzi who was licking her feet seriously with her head down.

The reason why Xiaoha Er Frozen appeared at Xiaofeng’s house has to be talked about last night. I had a long talk with Xiaofeng once that Liu Zaishi felt that the mountain that was crushed in his heart was gone. He was ready to make love with Luo Jingen, and Liu Zaishi just took a shower. After I was in the bathroom, I saw Er Lengzi squatting at the door of the bedroom. Er Lengzi glanced at Liu Zaishi suspiciously, and did not call out when he found that this person seemed a little familiar.

Liu Zaishi is still very satisfied with Er Lengzi’s performance today. He is friendly and Liu Zaishi touched Er Lengzi’s head in the past. If Er Lengzi can understand people, Liu Jae-shih would definitely say that he would eat meat with his brother, and he is not allowed to fight against him in the future. It was Er Lengzi who was touched by Liu Zaishi a few times and then suddenly started sneezing. Liu Zaishi was stiff in place at the time. Do you want to be so pitted? When Xiaofeng was there, the smell of smoke would kill one or two of these two goods. He didn't even sneeze. Why did he get on after taking a shower and changing clothes? Liu Zaishi felt that Xiaofeng sent Er Lengzi here not to play with Xiao Zhihao but to do the right thing with him.

If it were just that, Liu Zaishi wouldn't drive Er Lengzi out. Although Er Lengzi sneezed Liu Zaishi could not avoid being babbled by Luo Jingen, but Liu Zaishi, who had become accustomed to smoking and being caught, didn't care at all. Er Lengzi's fault was that he had to sleep in bed.

When Liu Zaishi opened the door, Er Lengzi got into the bedroom first, and then jumped onto the bed and occupied the position that originally belonged to Liu Zaishi. After seeing Liu Zaishi walking over with his face, Er Lengzi was very particular about leaning against Luo Jingen. Liu Zaishi has set aside enough space. It is still too small to occupy more space.

Seeing this, if Liu Jae-shik can bear it, he will be a saint. Liu Jae-shik grabbed Er Lengzi and threw it outside the door. After closing the door tightly, Liu Jae-shih smiled. For today he prepared a secret weapon, an elephant nose* *He is already wearing it.

Just as Liu Zaishi revealed half of his chest muscles, the sound of the second stunned door was heard. Luo Jingen, who had been reading the book, frowned. Before Luo Jingen took any action, Liu Zaishi rushed out of the bedroom like a gust of wind. The long negotiation was between Liu Zaishi and the second stunned. I spent a can of luncheon meat, half a bag of dog food Liu Zaishi couldn't get it, and then I wanted to feed other comrades Er Lengzi, saying that I can't eat my stomach and I can't eat enough. After the benefits, I should scratch the door or scratch the door.

"In Shi, why don't you let it in, Xiao Ha accompanied me when you were away at night." Luo Jingen said dissatisfied when Liu Zaishi hadn't gotten it for a long time, even though Xiaofeng gave Er Ha to play. Da Ming, but Luo Jingen and Xiao Zhihao are still affectionately named Xiao Ha, but Er Lengzi does not know who Xiao Ha is.

Liu Zaishi and Er Lengzi looked at each other affectionately. Finally, Liu Zaishi gritted his teeth and stomped Xiao Ha and went out. The destination was naturally Xiaofeng's house.

After knocking on the door for a long time to no avail, Liu Zaishi opened the door with a password, then walked into the bedroom and woke up Xiaofeng who was discussing the eighteenth style of trampling with Zhou Gong. Before Xiaofeng came to his senses, Liu Zaishi moved the two stuns into Xiaofeng’s arms. Zhongyi Sai said that you took care of you one day and tomorrow night, and when you came back, it blew out of Xiaofeng's house like the wind.

Xiaofeng was confused for a long time before returning to reality under Er Lengzi’s saliva. She regretted seeing the Er Lengzi Xiaofeng who was at hand. Why did she choose such a product in the first place, saying that Er Ha can’t raise herself for Mao’s challenge. Difficulty.

Xiao Zhihao has always wanted to raise a dog. Xiaofeng's initial goal was the loli VIP, which is Teddy, but the good-looking Teddy in several pet shops turned out to be a male dog, Kanazawa. But let Xiaofeng have seen Teddy’s domineering behavior of fucking up and down the air, and the painful experience made Xiaofeng stay away from her father Teddy. Although the children nowadays are quite precocious, it is popular if you find it like this. The knowledge of this aspect is not appropriate. Don’t look at Luo Jingen who has been standing beside Xiaofeng as a good sister in the struggle with Liu Jae-shik. If it involves Xiaozhihao, Luo Jingen is the invincible mother who blocks and kills the gods and Buddhas, for his own body Safety Xiaofeng decided to change the variety.

The second target Xiaofeng chose was the teacup dog. It was small, cute and cute, and it was very lethal to women and children. But recalling that Xiao Zhihao, who inherited the sturdy character of his old sister, once raised several tortoises. , Xiaofeng still gave up such an expensive dog.

Xiaofeng, who is good at summarizing, finds that there are really not many goals he can choose. It is necessary to look good, and he must be practical and resistant. The most important thing is to have a good psychological quality. Liu Zaishi was not at home, and Xiao Zhihao was not so young. , Luo Jingen's reliability is not necessarily much better than Xiao Zhihao, if no one is playing with the dog and suppressing emotional illness, it will not be good.

After thinking about it for a long time, Xiaofeng decided to be a golden retriever. She has a docile personality, good IQEQ, and very beautiful. It fully meets Xiaofeng’s requirements, but what makes Xiaofeng’s egg hurt is that there is no new golden retriever in N stores. Xiao Zhihao's golden hair Xiaofeng gave up. Xiaofeng had explored Luo Jingen and Xiao Zhihao's tone before. Whether it is Luo Jingen's request, it is better to be able to accompany Zhihao for a few years after he was born, or Xiao Zhihao said him. To play with the dog, this 3-year-old golden retriever is obviously not eligible.

After inquiring with the store manager, the store manager asked the shopping guide to take Xiaofeng to the place behind the store where she raised the newly weaned puppies. After a long time, Xiaofeng didn’t find a suitable goal. Finally, Xiaofeng decided to accept the store manager’s proposal. First booked and waited for him to pick up a suitable dog.

Just when Xiaofeng wanted to go out, he suddenly saw a dog watching him. Xiaofeng looked over and found that it was a little husky. No wonder the only thing that a husky like a dog can praise is that it looks good. The way Ha Dumeng stared at Xiaofeng made Xiaofeng feel soft.

One person and one dog began to look at each other. After a long time, Xiaofeng looked away. Huskies are good, but Xiaofeng has heard a lot of rumors about Erha. If Teddy is a sex monster among dogs, then Huskies are among dogs. Er Frozen, raising a husky means that you have put a huge hole by your side.

"Wangwang!" Xiaofeng turned around and prepared to leave, but Xiao Ha's immature cry came from behind. Xiaofeng's body trembled. He was a person who believed in fate. He felt that he and this Xiao Ha had fate. .

The gold medal shopping guide who can become a pet shop is of course not for nothing. After seeing Xiaofeng’s actions, the shopping guide tailored a tragic story for this husky. Xiaofeng felt that this shopping guide would not write a Korean script script. It's a pity that your mother has died of sickness before being born. You can say so falsely, what is your morals.

Although Xiaofeng ignored the nonsense of the shopping guide, Xiaofeng finally bought this little Ha. Although Xiao Ha can't learn all kinds of passwords, it is practical enough to resist toss. He is an authentic sled dog. As for the quality of the heart Needless to say, Erha doesn't know what a mental illness is, and it's not a problem if there is no one to play with. Xiaoha can play for a lifetime for self-entertainment.

The smiling shop manager gave Xiaofeng a big discount. After sending Xiaofeng away, the shop manager was relieved. The Erha was actually at the front desk before, but the dog doesn’t know what’s wrong, as long as a guest comes in. I just stared at them, and after studying for a long time, the store manager discovered that these two goods are looking for someone to play the game of eye-to-eye. As long as the other party loses the two goods, they will be proud to call out. I am so happy. As for Xiaofeng, the store manager is not worried at all. The discount is not given for nothing. The big sign at the entrance of the store can state that discounted products will not be returned.

The first thing Xiaofeng did after getting Erha back was to give Erha a name. There was no response from all kinds of names that were very connotative, or extremely domineering, or simple and easy to remember. In the end, they couldn't bear it. Feng complained in Chinese that Er Lengzi is Er Lengzi. He did not expect Xiao Ha to react this time. After the test, Xiao Feng found that he would respond every time he just called the Chinese Er Lengzi Xiao Ha. Finally, after a long trial, Xiao Feng made a helpless choice. With this well-deserved name, who would let Xiaoha recognize this name.

After choosing a good name, Xiaofeng took out the dog food and dog food bowls presented by the store manager. The store manager is a very good person in Xiaofeng's heart. A big discount does not count. He also gave a large meal of various dog-raising supplies. , Just the dog food gave Xiaofeng a big bag, if Xiaoha was not alive, Xiaofeng would doubt whether the dog had an incurable disease.

After seeing the dog food, Xiao Ha turned on the crazy mode. The one he ate was called a fragrant. Xiaofeng, who had fed Kanazawa many times, was scared. Jinze hated dog food without love. Since following Xiaofeng, the dog The food was disliked. Seeing that Xiaoha was eating so fragrant, Xiaofeng doubted whether Taeyeon's unreliable goods bought defective dog food and abused Kanazawa.

With a scientific attitude to find out, Xiaofeng took out a dog food from the dog food bowl and tasted it. Xiaofeng found that the taste was similar to that of Kanazawa's ration. It was basically familiar and asked, thinking about Taeyeon back then. When I first moved here, I saw that Kanazawa didn’t eat dog food, but Xiaofeng deliberately tasted it to see if the dog food tasted bad. Xiaofeng never thought about the normal taste and bad taste when he ate dog food for the first time. What's the difference in the taste of the food? Later, Xiaofeng discovered that Jinze had been fed by the food he had nourished his appetite. Not every ton of dog food could be eaten when he followed Taeyeon.

Xiaofeng determined that it was not the dog food problem. Xiaoha witnessed the process of Xiaofeng eating dog food, and then Xiaofeng looked at the dog food in the dog food bowl. After going back and forth several times, he showed his face. With a smile, Xiaoha moved to the other side and yelled at Xiaofeng a few times. After seeing that Xiaofeng had nothing to do, he bit Xiaofeng’s trouser legs and pulled him to the side of the dog food bowl. He felt that the position was almost the same. Xiaoha gave aside. After taking a bite of dog food, he yelled at Xiaofeng. After studying for a long time, Xiaofeng realized that this scam was originally inviting him to eat all the dog food, and Xiaofeng didn't want it.

Help take care of Er Lengzi Xiaofeng has no objection. After stuffing Er Lengzi into Kanazawa’s nest, Xiaofeng continued to talk to Zhou Gong to discuss the eighteenth stomping style, but before Xiaofeng saw Zhou Gong he was awakened by the sound of the door. After opening the door, Er Dengzi jumped onto the bed before Xiaofeng could react, found a comfortable position, and lay down.

Seeing Er Lengzi's actions, Xiaofeng realized that although he had never raised Er Lengzi before, he wanted to come to territorially aware dogs to look down on other people's homes, and Xiaofeng also understood why Liu Zaishi kicked Er Lengzi out, so that he would not be caught in the future. Er Lengzi disturbs Xiaofeng and feels it is his responsibility to teach Er Lengzi to sleep on the ground. This kind of behavior that disrupts the life of the husband and wife is considered tolerable if Liu Zaishi doesn't stew Xiao Ha and eat meat. Perhaps Liu Zaishi thinks Er Lengzi is still small and has little meat to eat. .

After thinking about it, it was Xiaofeng’s style. After 3 minutes, a perfect floor appeared on the floor of the bedroom. Xiaofeng took Er Lengzi and lay on the floor. Although Er Lengzi still liked the bed, he was under Xiaofeng’s control. Still forced to accept the ground floor.

Xiaofeng sighed in her heart, as long as she used the right method, Huskies were not so difficult to teach, and she fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, Xiaofeng suddenly woke up after turning over, because if Xiao Ha was still in the original position, Xiao Feng just turned over and pressed Xiao Ha under her body. She hurriedly stood up and did not find the dying second froze, so she looked for it. Seeing that Er Lengzi was sleeping soundly in the bed, Xiaofeng laughed at herself. It seemed that she was whimsical, and Xiaofeng also fell on the bed. Since she can't teach Xiaofeng, she won't have a bed without sleeping on the floor.

At 5 o'clock the next day, Xiaofeng felt that her hand was invaded by an unknown liquid. Xiaofeng's first reaction was that it was raining, but then thought that she was on the bed at home, no matter how heavy it rained, it would not fall into the room. , And then Xiaofeng looked up at the ceiling again. He suspected that there was a water leak upstairs, but the ceiling was nothing strange. Xiaofeng put his hand stained with unknown liquid under his nose and smelled it. The smell of urine made Xiaofeng The culprit was found in an instant, and Er Lengzi was bedwetting shamefully.