Korean entertainment, I am crazy

"Wow ha ha ha ha, my great god is back." Xiaofeng who was sleeping was awakened by a familiar and disgusting voice.

"The air is so fresh and the world is so beautiful. The little black house is really the most annoying." The voice that seemed to come from the soul said with emotion.

"Hey, it seems that a lot of things happened when I was leveling up. Experiencer No. 2503687, it seems that you can't leave my great god. You can't use it if you give you a chance." Xiaofeng was still a little embarrassed. When I didn't remember who this voice belonged to, the voice began to mock again, but why is this line so familiar?

"Hey, 3687, aren't you happy that I succeeded in the upgrade? It doesn't matter if I don't have a gift, don't you even congratulate me?" Seeing Xiaofeng still did not respond, the voice said dissatisfied.

Xiaofeng was finally awake at this time. This damn god has actually finished upgrading. It seems that he was mocked just now. Why did a broken system mock me? Xiaofeng felt that the system was upgraded even more annoying.

"250, I have a first name and a surname. You always call me 3687 inappropriate." Don't even mention that Xiaofeng is really not used to having the Great God around for so long. Although the Great God is a scam and very unreliable, except for the Great God. Cargo system Xiaofeng really couldn't find a person to talk to, Xiaofeng was really overwhelmed by the pressure.

"I am 250, and you are my 3687th experiencer. It's not wrong to call you 2503687. I miss you very much if I haven't seen you for many days." The great god said with good reason, Xiaofeng was really speechless and right, Xiao Feng felt that the upgrade didn't seem to have changed, but the system was still so bad.

"You have all upgraded, is there any benefit for me?" Xiaofeng drank her mouth to relieve the dryness of her throat.

"I regret to tell you that there is no, but as an experiencer, shouldn't you give me tens of thousands of points to celebrate my successful upgrade?" The Great God feels that the upgrade is successful without gifts and is very unhappy.

"Huh? The upgrade succeeded? Could the upgrade fail?" Xiaofeng asked in confusion.

"Nothing is absolute. Although the probability of failure is small, it is still possible, so it's really not too much to say that you give me tens of thousands of points." The Great God said shamelessly.

"What's the probability?" Xiaofeng hasn't communicated with the great god for a long time and thinks it's good to grind.It feels too uncomfortable to be unable to find someone to say something. Xiaofeng doubts that Liu Jae-shik and Kim Jong-kook were constrained in this way.

"It's not very small, it's 0.00000..." The Great God started to struggle with 0.

"Okay, such a small probability shouldn't be called small, it should be called impossible." Xiaofeng doesn't want the great god to repeat like this, it's impossible on the whole.

"3687, you can't say that. Science is rigorous. No matter how small the probability is, it is possible. You really don't want to shock me by tens of thousands of points. Don't be so stingy." The great god changed his tone and said spoiledly. .

"250, tell you not to call me 3687, I am stingy or you are stingy, even if you upgrade and don't give me some benefits, you still care about my benefits. Is it easy for me to share those things? Can you speak well." Xiaofeng was depressed by the widely circulated title of 3687, and at the same time, she got goosebumps all over by the voice of the great god.

"Hey, it's true that the book is all deceiving, isn't it saying that you use this kind of voice to ask men to try Bailing?" The great god complained depressed, as if he had been cheated.

"Actually, it is a bit inappropriate for me to call you 3687 now. I have a new name because of the upgrade. It is really inappropriate to give you such a low name." Xiaofeng felt the first time what the great god said.

"What's your name now? It's really not good to call you 250." Xiaofeng feels that upgrading is still beneficial, at least he can communicate happily with the great god.

"Please call me 38, I decided to give you my previous name 250, but I still prefer the name of the Great God, 38 or the Great God as you please. "The Great God has my new name, okay, you quickly praise me Look like.

Xiaofeng didn’t laugh when she heard the name 38 in the proud voice of the great god. This man in the middle of the night was giggling on the hotel bed, either neurotic or evil, but when she heard that she might have evolved from 3687. 250 Xiaofeng couldn't laugh instantly.

"I said you can't call a nice name? How did you get your name? Did that big universe company give you it?" Xiaofeng thinks it's better to interrupt now, and finally get out of 3687. If I was called 250 again, Xiaofeng would have nowhere to cry.

"My perfect life system experience type number is 250, and now it is upgraded to the official version, and the number is 38." The great god who has just upgraded will answer questions, apparently in the small black room.

"Haha, I laughed to death. The origin of your name is really interesting. The system is the system. It used to be 250, but now it is 38." The opportunity to laugh at the system is not common. dead.

"I can hear the ridicule and disdain from your words, Luo Fengen, I warn you, laughing at me is equivalent to laughing at the Universe Company, and the consequences are not something you can bear." The great god threatened with a sharp tone.

"You can bite me if you have the ability." Xiaofeng has been swelling up so much that he hasn't been around for so long, especially after stepping on Li Shengji, the second-generation official, Xiaofeng feels like he is awesome.

"Because the host verbally insulted the system, the system decided to detach itself, and the countdown was 100, 99, ...." The cold mechanical sound made Xiaofeng sober a lot. What the hell is detaching itself?

"Hey, what do I mean by you, can't you even make a joke?" Xiaofeng was frightened by the countdown, and it would be a bad thing to leave it alone.

"88, 87, 86... The soul that became the host after detaching itself will die, 82, 81..." The cold mechanical voice only answered Xiaofeng's consequences.

"Hey, stop making trouble, I've done this after the upgrade, what can't you say, is it interesting to die?" Xiaofeng felt that he must have done a lot of evil, or he would never touch it. On such a bad tempered system.

"77,76, advise the host to not use idioms if you don't know how to use idioms. The fish will definitely die, but the net will not necessarily break, 73,72......" The great god came out to complain, but it seemed that there was no reconciliation.

"I was wrong, okay? Let's not play such a big deal?" Xiaofeng was very unscrupulous, and of course he must cherish his life.

"The apology isn't sincere enough, I don't accept it." Dao said with a grunt, but there was no countdown, obviously waiting for Xiaofeng to express further.

"That's 38, you see that we have been together for quite a while, a good experiencer like me who is as diligent and obedient as I am, where are you going early? Or I will give you 10,000 points as a gift to celebrate your upgrade?" Xiaofeng doesn't care about the lower limit anymore. Being a weak one must have the consciousness of the weak.

"Well, I will accept these 10,000 points with reluctance to admit your mistakes with a good attitude, but I have to make it clear to you, I didn't force you to give me 10,000 points." I said in a difficult tone.

"You didn't force me, it was my sexual affection that I wanted to give to you. It's always the case that our relationship is different." Xiaofeng said disheartenedly while bleeding in her heart.

"38 Ah, has there been any change in your leveling success?" Xiaofeng took the initiative to change the subject, no matter how the points were not enough, Xiaofeng didn't want to give the great god a chance to deduct his points.

"Of course there has been a change. It used to be just an experience version that is so versatile and can't be used. Now the official version has a lot of functions." Suddenly a stunning beauty appeared in Xiaofeng's mind. It's really beautiful and it's exactly Xiaofeng's dish, but this image is too suo, and the money for the mao is neither RMB nor Korean won, and the words 1 point are written on it.

"Have you seen it? This is one of the new features. I can show it in your mind, how about it? The image I chose is good." The beauty counting money looked up, and the cherry grinned into a blood bowl with a big grin. It's silly, Xiaofeng knew that this beauty is what the great god calls the manifestation.

"38, you should change your image." Xiaofeng felt that she was a little tight in her chest. Such a beautiful image was ruined and corrupted into this way.

"Why do you want to change it? This is the appearance I made according to your favorite image. A man is hypocritical." The Great God said with disdain, but he still didn't stop counting money.

This image is really Xiaofeng's favorite. If there is such a beautiful woman in reality, Xiaofeng would not mind to look at it a few more times or even make a conversation in the past, but it would be unbearable to be ruined by the gods and ruin the beauty in her heart.

"38. Either you change your image, or you can leave and choose one of the two." Xiaofeng gave the final notice, Xiaofeng also has a temper and persistence.

"Okay, okay, I'm going to change the head office, is this okay? This, that, or this?" The Great God said that it would be changed. First it was changed to Taeyeon but the elongated version, and then changed to Jung Soo-yeon is just gentle, and then she becomes Lin Yoona. This time her chest is enlarged, and then Tiffany is even more cute.

"Stop, stop, I said you can't change someone I don't know?" Xiaofeng is depressed and has a little frustration. The changes of the great god are the true portrayal of Xiaofeng's heart. He has thought about Taeyeon countless times if it is high. Okay, although the petite and exquisite hugs well, it is too uncomfortable to stand and kiss like a bow. Xiaofeng also said that if Zheng Xiuyan was not so arrogant, cold and gentle.

"For the sake of 10,000 points, can you see this okay?" The god is a little impatient, but obviously the 10,000 points given by Xiaofeng is still a bit useful, so the god has changed again. This time it is Scarlett Johansson. Hearing Xiaofeng's words, he became Emma Roberts again, and seeing that Xiaofeng hadn't reacted yet he became Keira Knightley.

Xiaofeng feels that he has a big head. This second-class system is definitely taking revenge. Although Xiaofeng doesn't know these people, they are all the beauties that Xiaofeng prefers, and they are bad by the gods.Xiaofeng said he couldn't bear it.

"Can't you change someone who is not on earth?" Xiaofeng roared.

This time, the god is more obedient and changes, so Xiaofeng has a feeling of entering the cosplay exhibition. Various beauties in animation games are constantly being humanized by the god, and Xiaofeng's heart is getting more and more stuffed.

"Can't you become a man?" Xiaofeng felt that if these two men became women, it would definitely be him who would suffer, so Xiaofeng suggested.

"Why a man? Did you change your orientation during the time I was upgraded? Oh, Big Universe, what did I do wrong to run into such a BT host, I applied to leave." After all, the image has not changed, and I started to cry.

"Enough, 10,000 points, you have turned into a man-like image that is not on the earth." Xiaofeng feels that her head is about to explode, do you know if you are so damned by the Universe Company?

"My dear host, I love you to death, do you think it will work like this?" The great god has turned into the image of an ordinary man, and will disappear when he throws it into the crowd.

"That's good." Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief, and the upgrade was indeed a pitfall for the host, and Xiaofeng felt that she was about to cry.

"It's a pity that there are still a lot of people's images that have not changed, such as what love, what maple, what is empty, do you want to see it? Look at the 10,000 points to ensure the most true restoration." The Great God said regretfully.

Xiaofeng's face turned pale, but fortunately, she reacted quickly, or it would be tens of thousands of words in harmony.

"Hey, the books are really deceptive, isn't it that all normal men like this?" Another wad of money appeared in the hands of the great god, obviously this time the money was doubled.

"Ah! What book are you reading!" Xiaofeng felt distressed when he saw the points in the shape of money. The impulse was the devil. Anyway, he didn't suffer from the eye addiction, and no one else knew.

"This is this book, but it is a good system. When upgrading and being locked in a small black house, they try to appreciate themselves, in order to be able to serve the host happily." A book called on how to happily communicate with the male host appeared in the hands of the great god. What's wrong is that there are ambiguous pink quotes in the communication.

Xiaofeng told the great god that after reading this kind of book less, he is unable to complain. The system upgrade is successful in the middle of the night. Xiaofeng knows that this is not something that he can change, but if the system is successfully upgraded, it will ruin my 20,000 points. Is it really appropriate? ?

"250, saying that you had a miserable life during my absence. I very much doubt whether I can't see you after I upgrade for a long time. Look at what you have done during this period. Sure enough You really can't leave me." The great god finally counted enough points and then started taunting again.

If the great god said that Xiaofeng really didn't mind crying a few times at the beginning, and then introduced how miserable he was, and tried to win some sympathy, but now Xiaofeng is really not in that mood.

"I won't call you 38, don't you call me 250, you should call me by name from now on." Xiaofeng felt very tired.

"No problem, Luo Fengen's words are my mission. Great God, I am a candidate for the top ten outstanding systems of the Universe Company." Great God promised loudly.