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Chapter 503 Chaotic Variety Show (Part 1)

Xiaofeng entered the snack street like a fish entering the water, eating the biggest food in the world, Xiaofeng felt that the people's saying that food is the sky was too reasonable, and he was really hungry if he didn't eat.

Xiaofeng found a family with a relatively large passenger flow, and Xiaofeng, who was not familiar with his place, could only rely on this to judge whether it was good or not. With a limited stomach, Xiaofeng could not use food intake to test which one was delicious.

I asked for a portion of crab shell yellow and ribs rice cake. After the waiter persuaded Xiaofeng to go to the next door to order a piece of snails, Xiaofeng started to enjoy her own lunch.

The taste is not bad, but Xiaofeng feels that it is still not as good as his own craftsmanship, but he can't be too demanding.

Xiaofeng eats quite comfortably, but Xiaofeng doesn’t even understand what the people around him say. It’s boring to have a meal. Xiaofeng misses the days of drinking beer with friends in her previous life. Tian Ruo The right way for the elderly in Youqing Tianyi is barbecue.

When Xiaofeng was here pretending to be deep in autumn and sad, a loud noise suddenly came from the street. Many people gathered together, and Xiaofeng also followed the reputation.

The first thing Xiaofeng thought of was the arrival of the most combative urban management brigade in the heavenly dynasty, as evidenced by poems: Give me three thousand urban management, restore my mighty China, point to the west of the Tianshan Mountains and the horse to the north of the Black Sea; Zhanggong on Lake Baikal, on Sakhalin Island Enjoy the snow; visit ancient times in the Indochina Peninsula and worship ancestors in the ruins of Tokyo.

Thinking about it, I think it’s impossible. There are shops in the snack street here. You don’t need to be excited about the city management even if you come to check it, and it depends on the situation. The city management should be in danger. There is fun.

Then Xiaofeng wondered if someone performed the broken boulder on his chest, but when I thought of the current weather, no one would have performed this stupidly. Recently, the popular street performance magic Xiaofeng thought might be a magician who practiced hands. When it's over and the stomach is not full, Xiaofeng will definitely go there to join in the fun.

Xiaofeng decided to be a beautiful man enjoying food quietly, but apparently God did not want Xiaofeng to eat quietly. The crowd moved outside of the shop where Xiaofeng was located. At this time, Xiaofeng found that the crowd was surrounded by people. It's a few cameras and a few people. Based on Xiaofeng's experience, this is definitely the TV station who came out to shoot the show.

"Hello everyone, I am Zhang Ru, the host of I am not a celebrity. I am not a celebrity. I’m not a celebrity. It’s a show for ordinary people who look for celebrities on the street. Today we came to the food court to find such people. Do I recommend it?" a long and very beautiful hostess shouted loudly.

Although Xiaofeng didn’t know the host named Zhang Ru, but looking at the reactions of the people around him, this is by no means an unknown newcomer. As soon as Zhang Ru opened his mouth, many people introduced several people who met the requirements and what kind of food. Jie Dehua, what kind of face is so magnificent, and the one who almost didn't let Xiaofeng squirt the food out of his mouth is that there is actually another man named steamed bun Xi Shi, what kind of artist is Xi Shi.

"Thank you for your recommendation, I will go find these people now, please let me." Zhang Ru was relieved to see the reactions of the people around her. She didn't watch the outdoor programs less and felt that she had enough experience. But when she really went into battle today, she realized that thinking and doing are completely different things. No wonder her deputy director and uncle have to obstruct everything because she thinks things too simply.

The lack of experience has long been expected. There are really not many successful programs in the Celestial Dynasty. The reason why variety shows are so popular is because of cooperation with South Korea or buying copyrights. Really local programs are not popular.

The lack of funds is understandable. After all, it is just an attempt. Provincial and Taiwan Satellite TV has lost confidence in local variety shows, and has no patience to create their own with Ben No experience. They spend a small amount of money to buy copyrights and cooperate with Korean TV stations. The artist program will soon be filmed and broadcasted. In the variety show, the doctrine is applied very well.

Zhang Ru is a variety show lover. Since she was a child, she has liked to watch variety shows. South Korea, Japan, Europe and the United States, as long as the show is well-known and famous, Zhang Ru has nothing to dislike, so her ideal becomes to be a piece of the celestial dynasty. For her own variety show, she resolutely applied for Communication University during the college entrance examination, and went to the satellite TV for an internship before graduating. It is estimated that even if she realizes her ideals of relying solely on personal hard work in the heavenly dynasty, she will be old-fashioned.

Zhang Ru depends on the relationship but her own strength is also good. After showing her face on news shows, she became famous. Then she hosted several small shows and accumulated a lot of popularity. This year, she officially started to implement her variety show plan. .

The station is not optimistic about her plan, but if you have a relationship, you can be willful. Zhang Ru relied on acting like a coquettish to be cute and not eating, and still got the approval note. "I'm not a star" was born like this, although the cameramen have just entered the stage. Newcomers, although there is no PD and no writer group, Zhang Ru is still very confident to run the show well.

It was difficult for Zhang Ru to sleep and eat at the beginning. It took several all nights before he came up with the first filming plan. Although the plan was very unprofessional, there were not many people in the group. Zhang Ru felt that he could understand it.

In the real operation, Zhang Ru knows how full the ideal is, and the reality is just as skinny. She knows that it is impossible for her to be a celebrity on her own, even with her uncle, and it doesn’t matter if she is a newcomer herself. The few people she knows are not even third-rate stars, so she chooses subjects that don't need stars.

The crowds onlookers are still very cute, saying that in this cold weather, you don’t need the beauty to find people by themselves. They are happy to help. Zhang Ru, the so-called Dehua and Chaowei, arrived before Zhang Ruzhen. She is very depressed. Her plan is to shoot with people and careers. This makes it possible to show that I am not a star theme, or even if you look like you, it will only make people think that you are suitable as a stand-in and a special actor.

If she refuses, Zhang Ru doesn’t say anything, she doesn’t dare to say anything. There are only a few people who came out with her. If it arouses public outrage, it will be troublesome. Now that people come, she will interview her. Just go to make up the work shots.

Dehua was the first to be pushed forward. To be honest, Zhang Ru was still looking forward to it. If it were really alike, it would be great. What Zhang Ru needs now is a topic that makes the eyes shine.

Zhang Ru was surprised by the person who was pushed in. It was not that he looked too alike, but Zhang Ru looked at it from head to toe many times, but didn't find this looking like Dehua. Then Zhang Ru had figured it out. , She is not so superficial in appearance, maybe this is because the singing is very similar.

The food street Dehua was really excited when he saw the camera. He grabbed the microphone in Zhang Ru's hand and started to speak like a speech of awards. How talented he is because he is tired of making a living and he has no chance. It's not easy. It was a hard life that honed him. Xiaofeng felt that this would be perfect if he left a few more tears. It was a speech with celestial characteristics.

"This gentleman, do you think you are most like Dehua in that respect, do you sing?" Zhang Ru finally had the opportunity to interject while this man was squeezing tears. Zhang Ru's voice really didn't dare As a compliment, it may be a bit too much to describe it as a broken gong, but it is definitely not a good one.

"Little girl, it is wrong for you to say that. I think I am like Dehua everywhere. What do you mean by raping and singing? Dehua hasn't sung any famous songs." This one jumped out in a hurry. The local accent is here, this person's appearance plus this accent is a Dao brother with a mustache properly, this is Dehua, it is Liu Hua at all.

"Well, Dehua has sung a lot of songs. You are not a capital city?" Zhang Ru felt that he was pitted. Sure enough, the eyes of the people are sharp, but they are also exaggerated. Where is Dehua, Zhang Ru feels that he is still looking forward to the face of Chaowei.

"Girl, the Dehua you call his surname is Liu, and the Dehua that I look like is his surname. We are not talking about the same person at all." Obviously this is not the first time this misunderstanding, this food street Dehua is very I found the problem soon.

Ma Dehua?What the hell is that?Pig Bajie?It is really not easy for a post-90s generation to reflect who Ma Dehua is so quickly.

"Then what's your occupation?" Zhang Ru didn't struggle for too long. Whether it was Liu or Ma, it would be nice to be like a star. Although she didn't feel much like it, Zhang Ru still prepared according to the principle of having dates and not having dates. Under the interview.

"Little girl, let me tell you that Mr. Dehua's influence on me has been deeply integrated into my life. I sell charcoal roasted pork. The store is called Bajie roasted pig. I will tell you about my pork. They are all free-range Iberico pigs, and the charcoal used is lychee charcoal, which makes the roasted meat have the aroma of lychee..." The food street Dehua started to advertise grandiosely, like Dehua Hua he really doesn't care much. Anyway, he is like a pig on the suit. His only hope is that this section can be broadcast on TV to advertise his shop.

Zhang Ru was speechless. Seeing the man in front of him talked about how his own barbecue is good, Zhang Ru felt that it was a pity that he didn’t become the host, or else he could go to the TV shopping station and have a good meal. .

Xiaofeng feels that she has come to the right day. It makes him happy to see such a pleasant and unexpected show after eating. When the beautiful host looks depressed, Xiaofeng wants to laugh. It's really hilarious to base your own happiness on the suffering of others.

After finally dismissing the food street Dehua, Zhang Ru began to look forward to the face of the face. The voices of these two people were the loudest, and she could not be interested in the interview at all.

Chaowei Chaowei appeared in front of her in Zhang Ru's expectation. Zhang Ru was disappointed in an instant. Like the one just now, there was nothing like Chaowei in his body. Chaowei was not good at singing. Zhang Ru felt a bit bitter in his mouth.

"May I ask if you are Chaowei Chaowei?" Zhang Ru asked with a fluke. She hoped that the opposite person was accidentally pushed in, or if Chaowei Chaowei was not here to inform him, but she was disappointed. The man across from him nodded shyly and confirmed that he was.

"Then what is your Chaowei's surname?" Zhang Ru felt that the sky was gray, and people weren't playing like that. Is this Chaowei?Then I can pull a man out to be called a male god, his height is about the same as Chaowei, but his weight can definitely be twice that of Chaowei, with a domineering face and a hairy beard, and he doesn't need makeup when acting as a bandit. Up.

"Of course it's Liang, is there another star named Chaowei?" The uncle on the other side asked with a puzzled look.

"No, can I ask? Why are you called Chaowei Chaowei?" Zhang Ru asked weakly. She didn't eat breakfast or lunch in a hurry. The low blood sugar made her feel that she was on the verge of anger. .

"Of course it is the look. The most famous thing about Chaowei is the look. It's not like a long image, but a true image." The bandit uncle said frankly, obviously Zhang Ru's attitude made him quite dissatisfied. It's not the wife of the family who asked him to come, so he won't come to join in the fun, but he is a very introverted and shy person.

"Then please show us Chaowei's eyes." Zhang Ru thinks what the uncle said makes sense. Although she doesn't think this uncle's small eyes can perfectly interpret Chaowei's melancholy eyes, but only a few She can accept similar points.

"Cool or not?" The bandit uncle opened his eyes and looked directly at Zhang Ru and asked.

"Aren't you handsome?" Before Zhang Ru could answer the uncle bandit's eyes, Xiaofeng didn't know how others thought. Anyway, he didn't feel anything like it. Maybe it was because Xiaofeng was far away.

"Diao not diao? It was this look that my mother-in-law decided to marry me." The uncle used nirvana.

Zhang Ru was almost crying. She felt that the food court was definitely a crime with her. Does this look like Chaowei?People who think this way definitely have problems with their eyes.

"For the noodles, don't stare at you. Watch you scare the little girl. How many catties are you when you seduce A Fang with your eyes? How many catties are you now? Those big eyes are now almost turning into sesame seeds." One said with a big laugh.

"The pancake is strong, aren't you jealous that Afang chose me and didn't choose you? I tell you, I am still the grandeur in Afang's heart." Face Chaowei yelled dissatisfied, obviously speaking to belittle him This one is his old rival.

When Zhang Ru heard the two people quarreling, she felt that her heads were black lines. She thought it would be suitable for her to change her show to call poor people gossip. She didn't want this.

Mianmian Chaowei chased his rival away. He even forgot about the advertisement that his wife had told him. It is estimated that this man might be sleeping on the floor tonight.

Zhang Ru interviewed a few people. Although they were not as unreliable as the first two, they were far from her requirements. After 20 minutes, even the crowd of onlookers dispersed a lot. Just take a look at the lively thing. Well, making money in business is the most important thing.