Korean entertainment, I am crazy

Xu Hejiu's work in the tasting area is getting better and better. The dishes he fries have been affirmed by the aunts. Although he really promotes the wok, at least his cooking skills are affirmed. Li Zhen Beer Tower The code is also good, although the speed is a bit slow but it is still within a tolerable range.

After negotiation, Yoona and Shin Hyo-seop finally exchanged their signatures for two paper cups of water. Although the request to fill the cup was rejected by VJ, the feeling of dry mouth was relieved a lot.

It seems that everything is on the right track and developing on the bright side, but the group of Xiaofeng and Hani has a feeling of tears.

The volume of the mobile phone is not loud, because the temperature is low and it is not a holiday, there are fewer pedestrians on the street. The most important thing is that the location is leeward but the surroundings are very deserted. The Xiaofeng group has not opened yet.

"Feng Enopa, what should I do?" Hani regretted not listening to Xiaofeng's choice of working in a supermarket before. After seeing the contents of the four jobs, Xiaofeng analyzed the work for Hani. The online questionnaire must be the best job. It's easy, but obviously the income won't be any better. There is no gift to give, and it's impossible to use the artist's advantage through the computer.

The signature looks beautiful, but Xiaofeng predicts that the income is hard to say, but he will definitely be tired. The work in the supermarket looks bad, but the possibility of accidents in stable income is very low.

In fact, what Xiaofeng does not advocate most is street art. He is not prepared and doesn't know the location. In this kind of weather, Xiaofeng feels that he won't earn much income and suffers.

Hani, who is experienced in street performances, feels that street performances are very suitable. They are not afraid of the cold weather. Hani is confident that he will make enough money soon, but the reality is that a quarter of the 4-hour time limit has passed, Xiaofeng and Hani Only earned 1,500 won.

Xiaofeng moved her coat together to make herself feel warmer, and then smiled bitterly. She was so headstrong before not listening to his opinions. Now she thinks of asking me, but it's too late.

"Can we change the place? There are too few people in this place." Although Xiaofeng wants to teach Hani a lesson about not listening to the old man, the two people who suffer, Xiaofeng is not the kind of person who can't live with him.

"No, it must be here." VJ replied very positively, because they knew the situation they were going to face in advance. The two VJs wore a lot. Although the wind was not small and the temperature was a bit low, he still didn't feel how cold it was.

Xiaofeng spread his hands to Hani, committing sins and can't live, and if you don't commit death, you won't die. Let's ask for blessings for both of us.

Xiaofeng returned in vain, but Hani began to persevere hard, all kinds of coquettish and cute soft talk, but Xiaofeng did not hold any hope, the choice production group VJ of the foodie was seconded from no choice. The most important point of being a VJ without a challenge is to have a harder mouth and a harder heart, taking pleasure in watching the artist suffer, and taking the artist's most unlucky and painful image close and complete record as its own responsibility.

Sure enough, Hani gave up with a grinning face for 10 minutes.

"I don't want to be here, I don't want to be here." Hani's bad temper broke out. This girl has a very good temper. The reasons for her to be like this are a bit complicated. The most important thing is to be bored and sleep in the cold. No, or Hani absolutely doesn't care about sleeping enough time for the mission and going back empty-handed.

At first, Xiaofeng watched Hani lose his temper with great interest, but after a while Xiaofeng couldn’t calm down anymore. Hani yelled and cried. Before Xiaofeng took any measures, Hani’s tears came down. , Xiaofeng can guarantee that this is not the tears that Hani yawns because of sleepiness.

Hani was upset and felt guilty for being sorry for Xiaofeng. The most important thing was that he came to the street full of confidence and didn't even recognize her. The more he thought about it, the more he succumbed, the tears came out.

Xiaofeng, like most men, sees a woman crying in front of her, and there is no good way to solve it. Xiaofeng feels that she has been pitted again, so you can cry well.

Seeing more and more tears, VJ turned off the camera. Obviously, it was not the first time that they encountered this kind of emotional out-of-control of an artist. It has to be said that PD who picked out of nothing to deal with this kind of scene is completely trivial.

VJ took out a pack of tissues from the backpack and handed it to Hani. Seeing that Hani took it, he didn’t say much. It’s fine to vent. I have to say that the beauty treatment is still high. If you replace it with a few MCs, , I guess let alone handing out tissues, VJ will not only take a full set of close-up and long-range facial close-ups, but it is also estimated that there will be a few special points that make MC cry.

"Don't cry, cry makeup will cost you more." After thinking for a long time, Xiaofeng finally thought of a more suitable reason.

Hani raised his head and snorted, "Don't you know Ouba? Most of the cosmetics used by artists long ago are not water-soluble."

"No, doesn't it mean that those songs of makeup remover and makeup show are deceptive?" It's much easier to get the beginning, Xiaofeng pretended to be surprised and asked.

"It can't be said that they are all lie, but you are an artist, and you know how busy the artist's schedule is. Even if you are naturally beautiful and have irregular diet and rest, you can count on how good your skin is." Hani squeezed, obviously. She is not less troubled by this aspect. The cosmetics that can cover up have some side effects. Now she is still young and can resist it, what if she is older.

"So that's the case." Xiaofeng nodded, indicating that she has gained knowledge.

"Hey, who are you lie to? I don't believe Taeyeon doesn't use cosmetics." Hani's tears came and went quickly, and she quickly distracted.

"Hani, don’t you think it’s weird to call me Oppa and Taeyeon? It’s appropriate to call my sister-in-law. Taeyeon’s natural beauty does not use cosmetics at all." Xiaofeng still has to show her affection in front of the camera. There has been a lot of information questioning his relationship with Taeyeon on the Internet, but there is no real evidence. The main reason is that a lot of singles have been showing affection and abuse. Now that they don’t show much, people will retaliate.

"Then I'll call your brother-in-law." Hani rolled his eyes and said that you believe you are weird, and then said very unscrupulously that it is better to hold Taeyeon's thigh, Xiaofeng is speechless, he really wants to tell Hani that you still cry Well, I promise not to persuade you this time.

"Aren't we going to sit here until the time is over?" A cold wind blew through Hani and shivered, and then asked worriedly. Now she is not concerned about whether she can make money, she just wants to find someone. Warm place.

After inquiring, Xiaofeng took Hani into a cafe. VJ said that as long as the two of them don't perform, they can move at will.

After entering the coffee shop, Hani finally found the feeling of being an entertainer again. After meeting the requirements of the waiter and the store manager to take a photo with signatures, Hani slept on the sofa like a kitten. What she wants most now is to sleep. Last sleep.

The signatures of Xiaofeng and Hani were not white-signed. The store manager decided to invite Xiaofeng and four of them to drink coffee, but was stopped by VJ. VJ said that it was okay to invite them to drink, but it would not work if Xiaofeng and Hani were invited, and a fee was required. , The store manager is speechless, Xiaofeng feels that these two are not singled out without loss, it is really shameless.

Hani exploded in an instant. Hani felt very happy when he heard the warm and fragrant coffee, but he didn't expect this happiness to be destroyed so quickly. Hani said that he must drink coffee.

"How about this, let Hani perform a show for us as the cost of coffee." Apparently the store manager did not watch the variety show and proposed a suitable exchange, but the two VJs said that they are MBC's vj But it was not 10,000 yuan of happiness, so this proposal was rejected.

In the end, Hani drank coffee recklessly, and the income of Xiaofeng's group became negative. In order to save some money, Xiaofeng asked for a cup of warm water.

In order to be able to shoot happily, Xiaofeng and Hani held an emergency meeting. Hani said that she brought a pair of ears. She fully cooperated if Xiaofeng had any ideas. Her energy was all on enjoying coffee and desserts. As for desserts The origins were rather embarrassing. A customer took a bite with a spoon and walked to Hani and shouted that he was finished. Then Hani happily harvested a dessert from the table.

Xiaofeng really wants to say something to that buddy, can you buy a cup of coffee and take a sip and put it there?Xiaofeng felt that her morality was also broken, but compared to the coffee festival, everything was a cloud.

What is happiness? People are drinking coffee and cakes, and they are happier than you. Xiaofeng is sitting next to three people enjoying coffee and cakes, and two of them are free. Xiaofeng feels too tragic. .

Xiaofeng felt that she should turn tragedy into strength and must make the most money, because Xiaofeng knew from VJ that lunch money should also be paid out of the money earned, and she must not take credit for lunch.

After calling each other to greet the situation, Xu Hejiu and Li Zhen felt that they were so happy. Although the work pits a little bit and the salary is less, at least they don't need to spend money on food and water.

Shin Hyo-seop and Yoona are also in balance, at least they are not the worst. Although the money is not too much, at least it is not negative.

After being despised, Xiaofeng decided to zoom in. Xiaofeng first went to a small department store and borrowed several plastic buckets. The way Xiaofeng picked the buckets made Hani feel amazing, knocking on this, shook his head, and knocked on that point. After nodding, Hani said that he must learn such a magical bucket picking method from Xiaofeng.

After picking the bucket, Xiaofeng picked two toilet bowls from the corner and waved it twice, making Hani very worried whether Xiaofeng was freezing crazy and wanted to rob, with a cruel smile waving the toilet. The picture is really hard to look at.

Xiaofeng once again proved his status in the hearts of middle-aged and elderly women. After getting Xiaofeng's signature and hugging him, the shopkeeper's aunt not only readily lent Xiaofeng these things, but also said that they can be exchanged or not. I didn't take a picture because I was afraid that my husband who was not in the store would be jealous when I went out. Xiaofeng said that he was drunk.

Hani followed Xiaofeng back to the performing arts venue. At this time, there were more crowds than before, but they still came and went in a hurry, even if the camera attracted their attention, they did not stop their steps.

Xiaofeng wanted to put the two big buckets on the ground, and then motioned Hani to sit on it in Hani's puzzled eyes. This was the only bucket that Xiaofeng had no choice but to beat. This was the chair Xiaofeng prepared.

Xiaofeng placed the plastic bucket in an arc and placed it in front of her. At the same time, she adjusted the position with her middle hand. When everything was ready, Xiaofeng moved her shoulder, and then picked up two toilets to play Xiaofeng felt embarrassed by the fancy but the toilet fell on the floor without playing well.

When Xiaofeng started to beat the plastic bucket with the toilet, Hani and the two vj knew what Xiaofeng was going to do. When he first knocked, Hani felt that Xiaofeng’s knock was a little messy and couldn’t tell what it was, but he just knocked on Hani. Hear the rhythm.

The sound of the barrel has played a role in attracting attention. Xiaofeng's sharp shape is also worthwhile for pedestrians to stop and take a closer look. After knocking for a while, Xiaofeng began to beat the drum version of updown, of course the mobile version The accompaniment is indispensable, or it is difficult to hear what Xiaofeng is playing.

Hani first stared at Xiaofeng knocking blankly. She felt that Xiaofeng was too powerful. It is estimated that such a weird idea can only be thought of by a stranger like Xiaofeng. Seeing that there are more and more people watching Hani. Also rekindled fighting spirit began to dance with.

The first performance of Xiaofeng's toilet bowl and the plastic bucket version of the drum kit was still very successful. At the end of the song, Xiaofeng stood up to enjoy the sparse applause and bowed, and then asked Hani to take the hat contributed by VJ very unscrupulously. money,

The onlookers still gave a lot of face. Not only did they give money, they also recorded this weird version of the updown on the Internet with their mobile phones.

The first performance of the Xiaofeng group successfully turned the funds into a positive number, and then Xiaofeng played a familiar song again. Seeing that there were more people and the first person who came here wanted to leave, Xiaofeng who was in the event started to show. Although it’s really a pitfall to use the toilet to perform fancy tricks, and Xiaofeng tried it for the first time, but it was recognized by the audience, especially when Xiaofeng caught the toilet with a high throw and then knocked the toilet off. There was enthusiastic applause, and of course laughter was even more enthusiastic.

Fortunately, Xiaofeng prepared a spare under the care of the shopkeeper's aunt. Otherwise, the situation that was finally opened will shrink.

This time, the income has increased even more. After counting the money like a fan, Hani told Xiaofeng that when she first debuted, she didn't make as much money as Xiaofeng using the toilet to beat drums.

Xiaofeng did not comfort Hani and was not proud. Anyone who has a certain understanding of the Korean entertainment industry knows that as idol, even if you are very popular when you first debut, you will not make much money, let alone exid when you first debuted. Tragedy, income is basically zero.

The competition of the three groups has officially started. Seo Hyuk-gu and Lee Jin are getting better and better after they have started their work. The fan meeting between Yoona and Shin Hyo-seop also became lively, and after Yoon Everyone knew how to answer the question after the unscrupulous publicity. Xiaofeng broke two more buckets after knocking on a toilet, which made Xiaofeng have to complain about quality problems everywhere.