Korean entertainment, I am crazy

Zheng Xiujing feels that she has made a profit, and Xiaofeng feels that she is not at a loss. She doesn't care what she sings like. It is good to sing well. It is not unacceptable for everyone to laugh if you don't sing well. Comedy artists don't need discipline at all.

Xiaofeng entered the recording room. Originally, according to Xiaofeng’s intentions, let’s play the funny stream. But obviously Zheng Xiujing is not willing to let Xiaofeng fool around like this. Not only did Xiaofeng listen to the song, but also played amber and Luna recorded a sample before but did not meet the requirements.

Seeing that the song written by his own studio was played like this, the producer felt that he was about to vomit blood. It was nothing to reprimand the singer when recording. Now he dare not scold Zheng Xiujing, people have to bow their heads under the eaves.

Originally, the producer tried to meditate that he could not see anything and tried to reduce his sense of existence, but Zheng Xiujing pulled him in. Zheng Xiujing felt that the possibility of Xiaofeng's embarrassment was nearly 100%. What is so memorable and happy to see? Maybe she will eat alone. Zheng Xiujing not only needs to use her mobile phone to shoot, but also ask the producer to record the song Xiaofeng sings, and then upload them together. Only in this way can Zheng Xiujing feel the revenge.

After playing with such a big and small phoenix, I didn’t think there was anything, but the great god who was almost forgotten by Xiaofeng after diving for a long time jumped out. Fa Ke, a counterattack task called face contempt, dived again. Xiaofeng just wanted to ask this. What started the pit-daddy mode of throwing a mission and running? The mission requirement is very simple. Let Xiaofeng sing well to amaze these shallow people on earth. Xiaofeng who has black technology by his side cannot be so despised. Yes, the task is simple in the eyes of the Great God, so the reward is blank, but the punishment is that the lottery system cannot be used for 1 year. How can Xiaofeng bear it? Although the system is a little bit tricky, at least Xiaofeng has brought Yu Zheng to participate. For film opportunities, Xiaofeng has to be serious. If the funny stream can't go, then go to the shock stream.

This single has very high requirements for singing skills, as well as for the cooperation of two people. There are many places where RAP and singing alternately appear. Xiaofeng originally thought it was the author's brain damage that made it so unreliable. But after listening to the demo, Xiaofeng understood that the author wanted to combine rap and high-pitched harmony to give people a very special and novel feeling, but amber and luna have been unable to meet the requirements is this chorus No, the tempo is right and the two are not ideal enough to sing, and the two are not good enough to sing.

But these are not a problem for Xiaofeng, because Xiaofeng has to sing this song by himself, and the lack of harmony allows Xiaofeng not to worry about whether he can do it alone.

This is the only opportunity for Xiaofeng to record. In Zheng Xiujing's words, RM must give face, but it can't delay the recording, so Xiaofeng has and only this opportunity. Hearing that the face is for RM not Xiaofeng , Zheng Xiujing is now trying to make Xiaofeng uncomfortable.

The prelude has begun, and after looking for it, Xiaofeng has started to say RAP. Compared with amber’s rap, Xiaofeng has a better rhythm and a deeper voice. This is a gender advantage. Even if amber is more manly, it is enough to change this. .

For the part of Rap, Xiaofeng didn’t make a fool of, Zheng Xiujing felt acceptable. After all, men’s rap is the characteristic style of amber, and Xiaofeng sings well. This makes Zheng Xiujing look forward to Xiaofeng’s luna part. The reversal effect is even more important. it is good.

The reversal effect Zheng Xiujing expected did not appear. Xiaofeng did not deliberately imitate Luna's voice. On the one hand, Xiaofeng and Luna would not have much contact with Luna, even if they imitated with all their strength, they would not look much like it. On the other hand, it was just to fight back.

Although Xiaofeng thinks that Taeyeon’s voice and singing style would be better for this song from the perspective of style and tune, but since Jeong Soo-jeong is here, let’s sing it in Taeyeon’s voice.

Zheng Xiujing, who was expecting Xiaofeng to be embarrassed, was stunned. The group of people with an attitude of watching the show was stunned, and the producer in charge of the recording was also stunned. If Xiaofeng was alone in the recording room at this time, they would all doubt it. Did Xiaofeng find someone to sing for him, especially the three of f(x)? They quickly heard who Xiaofeng was imitating.

It’s not difficult to imitate a famous song by an imitated person, or to sing other songs by imitating the voice, but it’s difficult to imitate the voice and sing a new song that is the first time you come across and it’s still a song that doesn’t match the style. The sweet and crisp voice is really out of tune with the style of this song, but Xiaofeng sang like that, and she sang well. After Zheng Xiujing was shocked, her eyes were full of anger. She felt that this was Xiaofeng provoking. , Xiaofeng means that I sang according to your request. Not only did I sing in your sister’s voice, it’s fun, funny, isn’t it cool this time, although Xiaofeng doesn’t mean that, but Zheng Xiujing thinks so of.

After the producer was shocked, he wanted to reprimand Xiaofeng, but under Xiaofeng’s superb singing skills, the song seemed quite tasteful. Although it felt different from what he wanted, the effect was really good. This made the producer suspect that it was Either I was wrong at the beginning, maybe this feeling is right.

When the producers are like this, there is no need to talk about amber and luna. Although the two have also heard of Xiaofeng’s singing and creative skills, it is the first time they have seen them. They feel that they have been pitted by Zheng Xiujing. Having Xiaofeng so wonderful Deduction estimated how long the recording might last. The eyes of the two looking at Zheng Xiujing were full of sadness. If you and Luo Fengen don't deal with it, you can't deal with it. Why do you pull us into the water?

The song didn’t last long, Xiaofeng quickly finished singing, and received sparse applause representing politeness. Xiaofeng came out of the recording room. The faces of the main staff were a bit ugly. Only Li Daguo’s second guy smiled very happily. He felt small. Feng didn't come to ask for help at all, but came to kick the hall.

As for Zheng Xiujing's black face and why Amber and Luna looked at herself with sad eyes, Xiaofeng didn't understand. Now that the exchange of terms has been completed, Zheng Xiujing should fulfill his promise. If Amber and Luna were still willing to help out. Click on the amount of broadcast, so now the two of them are completely out of mind. Looking at the producer whose expressions are constantly changing, they think it is better to take some time to mourn for the days to come. As for Xiaofeng’s task, who do you like to help? , They are not rivals.

Seeing the attitude of the two, Xiaofeng knew that it was broken. For a moment, Xiaofeng knew where the problem was. As expected, people couldn't be proud and couldn't do bad things. This was no retribution.

Fortunately, Zheng Xiujing still counts her words. Of course, Zheng Xiujing fulfilled her promise to cheat Xiaofeng, or she would not help Xiaofeng if she was a woman rather than a gentleman.

Xiaofeng and Zheng Xiujing returned to the lounge, while the grimaceous Amber and Luna stayed in the recording room. It is estimated that the producer will have a lot to say to them. It is estimated that this song will be revised again, and this Everything is because of Xiaofeng.

"Take the photo out and let me see what the action is. It's not enough to be too intimate." Zheng Xiujing said as soon as she sat back in the rest room.

Xiaofeng hesitated and said that Zheng Xiujing would honestly cooperate with her to complete the task because of the promise. Xiaofeng didn't believe it, but Xiaofeng would not be reconciled if it was such a time.

"What are you trying to do? Take out the photos before I change my mind." Zheng Xiujing is really afraid that Xiaofeng will just give up and leave, so next time there is such an opportunity, I don't know when to wait. Zheng Xiujing decided Let's retreat to dispel Xiaofeng's doubts.

Xiaofeng took out the phone and called up the photo. No matter what Zheng Xiujing wanted to do, Xiaofeng felt that she would work hard, at least so that she would not regret it.

"Are you sure it's this one?" Zheng Xiujing is not calm when she sees the content of the photo. It's too boring. When she thinks about taking this kind of photo with Xiaofeng, Zheng Xiujing feels like she wants to die. She has to think about it. Whether to cooperate with Xiaofeng, revenge is what Zheng Xiujing wants, but for the sake of revenge, whether the sacrifice is worth it, Zheng Xiujing needs to think carefully.

"You won't be afraid, just admit that it's not ashamed. I think I'd better find someone else to complete this task." This time it's Xiaofeng's turn to mock Zheng Xiujing. Finding someone else is simply nonsense, even Xiaofeng Time is not allowed to find someone, or Xiaofeng will not risk being pitted to let Zheng Xiujing cooperate.

"Afraid? What am I afraid of? Afraid of you? I am still afraid of taking this kind of photo. I am someone who has taken kiss scenes, so I am afraid of this?" Zheng Xiujing said in an extremely guilty tone. She has taken kiss scenes but most of them are Borrowing, the real guns and live ammunition are also bobo type. Looking at the photos, Xiaofeng has to put her fingers in her mouth, which Zheng Xiujing can't bear.

"Since you are not afraid, then shoot it." Xiaofeng started to use the radical technique.

"Hehe, I think you dare not. What if I take this kind of photo with you and let Taeyeon or my sister see it? Oh, I'm really looking forward to it." Give up and say that I am afraid it is impossible Yes, Zheng Xiujing can lose or be afraid, but she must not admit counsel in front of her enemies. Zheng Xiujing chooses to put pressure on Xiaofeng to let Xiaofeng give up.

"Haha, I'm not afraid. I'm shooting a variety show. What I'm afraid of." Xiaofeng sees that the effect is good and keeps up, even if the final task cannot be completed but Zheng Xiujing can lower her head.

"Yes, just for the variety show effect, what do I shoot?" Zheng Xiujing said unwillingly.

"Then come to shoot, who is afraid of who." Xiaofeng felt that the style of painting was a bit wrong, why a little child quarreled.

"Come here and see who is afraid of it." Zheng Xiujing suddenly felt that this dialogue mode was very familiar. It seemed that when she was young, she often had such dialogues with Zheng Xiuyan.

Now that an agreement has been reached, preparations must be made. Xiaofeng has already bought fresh cream and hand sanitizer in advance. It is impossible to whipped cream and can only be replaced with fresh cream, and hand sanitizer is of course for washing hands.

In the next 10 minutes, Xiaofeng finally understood why someone would use a bottle of breath freshener + a whole box of chewing gum when shooting a kiss scene. After using half a bottle of hand sanitizer, Xiaofeng felt that her index finger was about to break, but even So Xiaofeng still feels guilty.

"Did you touch the handle again when you came in." Zheng Xiujing kept cheering herself up during this period, but obviously the effect was not ideal, and she wanted to delay it for a while to make psychological preparations.

Xiaofeng's body stiffened a bit, and then decided to use the remaining half bottle of hand sanitizer, not only Zheng Xiujing was not mentally prepared, Xiaofeng himself did not do it.

When Xiaofeng stood in front of Zheng Xiujing again, the two sighed at the same time. Xiaofeng wanted to retreat, but Zheng Xiujing was willing to go.

"Xiujing, let's forget it." Xiaofeng looked at Zheng Xiujing and said with difficulty. It was really unwilling to give up Xiaofeng until now.

"Why do I have to forget? Come on, I'm ready." Zheng Xiujing looked like she went to death generously.

"Are you really ready?" Xiaofeng felt a little confused about what Zheng Xiujing was thinking, but she gritted her teeth and said yes.

"You are still not a man, you are still shrinking at this time." Zheng Xiujing said with her eyes forced.

Xiaofeng forgot to squeeze some cream on her hand and put it on Zheng Xiujing's nose. The cold temperature of the cream made Zheng Xiujing's body stiff.

"Yeah! You go on." Zheng Xiujing opened her eyes and exclaimed dissatisfied after waiting for a long time before Xiaofeng could move.

Xiaofeng opened his mouth, and he wanted to continue, but at least you have to open your mouth.

Zheng Xiujing was a little embarrassed. She opened her mouth and closed her eyes again. The tangled expression on her face was like something disgusting to eat, while Xiaofeng held one hand with a mobile phone, and Xiaofeng wanted to put her fingers in. Take a picture and live it up.

Xiaofeng’s movements and expressions were very stiff, and she just put her fingers in and didn’t touch Xiaofeng. It was like taking a picture, but at this moment Zheng Xiujing closed her mouth and bit her index finger hard, Xiaofeng His expression distorted in an instant. If it hadn't been for the camera to shoot Xiaofeng, he would definitely yell and vent the pain in his fingers.

Because of the pain, Xiaofeng wanted to withdraw his finger, but he did not twitch, and Zheng Xiujing bite harder. This time, all hatreds and complaints were reported.

Xiaofeng accepted his fate, and tried harder for Xiaofeng to be afraid of any accidents, so let Zheng Xiujing bite him. Xiaofeng endured the pain and took a good angle photo.

Zheng Xiujing vented his nervous grievances and resentment towards Xiaofeng to the hapless index finger. Originally, Zheng Xiujing wanted to wait for Xiaofeng to beg for mercy, but Xiaofeng didn't even cry for pain to make Zheng Xiujing doubt whether she was using her strength. So Zheng Xiujing added a lot of strength. She didn't hear Xiaofeng's begging for mercy, but there was a bloody smell in her mouth.

The smell of blood made Zheng Xiujing sober. Her first reaction was to bit Xiaofeng's finger. Zheng Xiujing hurriedly let go, while Xiaofeng twisted her face and hurriedly hid her fingers in her sleeves.

Zheng Xiujing was a little panicked, she liked pranks, yes, she wanted to avenge Xiaofeng, but it was a bit too much to bite Xiaofeng's finger because of those things.

"Ah! Zheng Xiujing, are you a dog?" Xiaofeng said while gasping.

"I'm a dog. Is your finger broken? I'll take the medicine box and wrap it for you. If it's not right, let's go to the hospital as soon as possible. It would be bad if you pointed out any problems with your hands." Zheng Xiujing said in a panic.

Xiaofeng was speechless. He forgot that Zheng Xiujing really belonged to a dog. Then there is no need to get a vaccine. After such a long delay, the wound has healed, and Xiaofeng showed his finger.

"It's not as serious as you think, see if it bleeds, my fingers are not so easily injured." Xiaofeng shook his fingers triumphantly.

Zheng Xiujing looked at Xiaofeng's undamaged fingers with a look of disbelief. This shouldn't be. Whether it is the feedback on the teeth or the bloody smell in her mouth, it reminds Zheng Xiujing that she feels absolutely right, but The evidence is right in front of him, Xiaofeng's finger really didn't hurt at all.

When Zheng Xiujing wanted to touch with her hand to confirm, Xiaofeng retracted her finger.

"I've wasted enough time here. The next task is too late. Let's talk about it next time." After the task is completed, Xiaofeng decides to flash quickly, and Xiaofeng is telling the truth. The stipulated time is really not much.

The next time these two words made Zheng Xiujing blow up her hair, Xiaofeng ran out of the door amid Zheng Xiujing's shouts, which shocked many people, but few people thought Zheng Xiujing would suffer.

Zheng Xiujing got angry, and then calmed down. Zheng Xiujing was very smart and soon realized that something seemed to be wrong. Xiaofeng's finger was not bleeding. Zheng Xiujing felt that something was wrong and Xiaofeng's hands were not cleaned. The bloody smell is not unexplainable, but it is abnormal that there is not even a tooth mark on the finger.

In order to correct her own thoughts, Zheng Xiujing bit herself, but it feels so painful. Zheng Xiujing feels that he hasn't used half of his strength. Zheng Xiujing can't understand it, but there is no chance to verify it, so Zheng Xiujing feels that he It was not the index finger but the middle finger that had been tricked by Xiao Fengshen. Zheng Xiujing was still very confident in her mouth.

It’s really not good to have a meal with geniuses. The atmosphere is a bit awkward when they meet. A child who looked a little stunned greeted Xiaofeng with his visual measurements, while a pretty little girl was eating. Before Xiaofeng took the first bite, he reported the calories contained in the food on Xiaofeng’s plate. That’s right, it was the plate. Xiaofeng thought he would have a big meal, but he didn’t expect it to be a college cafeteria meal. , Although it’s not as zombie in the Korean university canteen, it tastes really bad.

The communication with the geniuses was very unpleasant, or there was no communication at all. The geniuses’ communication methods Xiaofeng felt that she would not understand for a lifetime, so after a few bites of meals, Xiaofeng gave up the task very happily. If you eat with these geniuses, Xiaofeng feels that she will definitely suffer from indigestion.

Xiaofeng said goodbye to these players before the camera.