Korean entertainment, I am crazy

Chapter 692: The First Black Data In 19 Years

Xiaofeng looked at the messy living room and really didn't know how to clean it up. Xiaofeng didn't even dare to enter the kitchen. The living room was so miserable, let alone the kitchen. He saw those black plates that were unclear. Things, Xiaofeng knew that after a few days of learning cooking and then gave up for a while, she probably tested her level like a cramp.

Although in Japan, apart from being signed by Tetsuro Oda and signing a contract, he also sprayed Shimada on a person who made Xiaofeng very sad when he left, but generally speaking in Japan these few days Feng can be considered delicious and good to drink, but in a good mood, but Xiao Feng has been busy rehearsing and feels a little tired. Such exhaustion is physical but spiritual.

I thought that when I got home, I could take a shower and sleep well and relax. I didn't expect that Zhang Yongjian would be blocked by Zhang Yongjian when he arrived home, and when he entered the house, he looked at the mess in front of him.

It took Xiaofeng 3 minutes to convince herself that although there is no such thing as a cleanliness, Xiaofeng still can't stand the mess in the living room. After finally convincing herself, Xiaofeng was going to the bedroom to take clothes and take a shower. He didn't expect that Xiaofeng was just walking here. After a step, the door of the master bedroom opened.

Tiffang squinted and walked out of the master bedroom, wearing Taeyeon's T-shirt. The T-shirt that can be worn on Taeyeon as a nightdress reached Tiffang just covering the main part.

Xiaofeng was a little embarrassed, I don't know whether to say hello casually or don't start with an indecent gesture, but the tiffang didn't notice Xiaofeng at all.

Tiffang, who walked to the bathroom door, wanted to go in without opening the door. Fortunately, Tiffang walked forward with his head down, only his forehead was injured.

It is estimated that the anti-strike ability of Tiffang's forehead, who often loses in playing games, has also been developed. Although the sound of collision made Xiaofeng feel painful, but Tiffang just closed his eyes and touched his forehead, and then fumbled a few times to find the handle. Push the door into the bathroom.

Just thinking it would be better to say hello, Xiaofeng put down the raised right hand a little embarrassingly. Xiaofeng can now confirm that the party probably started last night, and it is estimated that the crazy play would not end until this morning.

Forgetting it with his fingers, Xiaofeng sadly discovered that he seemed to have no place to rest. Xiaofeng’s house has one master bedroom and two guest bedrooms. According to Xiaofeng’s previous investigation and speculation on the scene, at least 5 people participated in the gathering. In addition, the main culprit, Taeyeon, is 6 people. Even if there are two people, the only thing left for Xiaofeng is the small bed in the study room. The bed is there. Unfortunately, the small bed does not have bedding at all. .

Xiaofeng was considering whether to pretend not to come back and go to the hotel to take a rest. The door of a guest bedroom opened, and Sunny, with panda eyes and cat beard painted on the head of the chicken coop, walked out in a daze.

Xiaofeng was full of black lines and watched Sunny, who had worked so hard to copy the zombie movement, and walked to the bathroom door with difficulty. Sunny was more reliable than tiffang. Even if she was still in a dim state, she knew how to push the door, but unfortunately didn't open it.

Xiaofeng suddenly became interested, sitting in the only place on the sofa where people could sit, and then picked up an unopened bottle of beverage from the ground and entered the theater mode. Xiaofeng felt that she had to teach the young women a lesson. Especially the principal culprit, Comrade Kim Taeyeon.

Unscrewing the handle and not twisting, Sunny slapped the door severely with his hands. While patting Sunny, he clasped his nose with the other hand. Xiaofeng felt that the image of Sunny now is definitely the same as that of a shirtless man. There is a fight.

"Yeah! Who is inside, come out quickly, I'm in a hurry." Sunny shouted with closed eyes.

"Huh? Where am I?" Tiffang's dumb voice answered her.

"Yeah! Fang, did you fall into the toilet? Come out quickly." Sunny seemed to be really anxious.

"Oh, wait, I'll go out right away." Tiffang's voice was a little flustered, and then after a flushing sound, Tiffang opened the door, Sunny pulled the tiffang out, and then rushed in and closed the door, tiffang fan Stumbled and sorted out his clothes at the door.

Xiaofeng, who was watching the play, almost squirted out a sip of juice. Originally, Xiaofeng wanted to take this opportunity to let Tiffang and Sunny notice that there was a big living person on the sofa in the living room. By the way, I also reminded them that they have a home. There are two bathrooms, but Xiaofeng dare not say anything now.

When Tiffang came out just now, because of a sudden attack by Sunny, she hurriedly returned the big T-shirt on her body. When it came out, the hem of the T-shirt was still above the waist. I looked at the pink little one that shouldn’t be seen. Feng didn't dare to speak out, Xiaofeng tried hard to reduce his sense of existence. If he was discovered at this time, then it is estimated that there is a high possibility of being killed.

Xiaofeng had already thought about it, and when Tiffang and Sunny had both returned to the room, he immediately fled from this place of right and wrong, smoked a cigarette to ease his mood, and went to the hotel. As for what to do afterwards, he could only take one step.

But unfortunately, Xiaofeng thought well but Tiffang didn’t cooperate. Maybe it was because she was thirsty or for other reasons. After finishing the T-shirt, Tiffang turned right and walked into the living room, and then sat on the sofa. Xiaofeng came with big eyes and staring small eyes.

Xiaofeng was stunned. He was not afraid. He sat on the sofa, but when Tiffang was stunned, things got bigger. Tiffang's brain was stunned, but his body continued to move towards the living room.

Xiaofeng is hesitating whether to say hello generously and pretend that nothing happened. It is better to rush over and cover Tiffang's mouth to control the situation. Xiaofeng thinks that the previous option is more appropriate. What I saw just now was a bit more tempting than wearing a bikini, and Xiaofeng felt that she wouldn't be silenced at this level.

Tiffang looked at Xiaofeng blankly. She didn't understand why Xiaofeng would sit on the sofa. According to Taeyeon's words, didn't Xiaofeng go on a trip?You said you won’t be back for a few days?If it weren't for Taeyeon's vowed guarantee, they would not put this rare opportunity to rest at Xiaofeng's house.

Xiaofeng is considering what way to say hello is appropriate. She didn't notice that the tiffang, who was approaching her step by step, was about to step on a wine bottle, and the tiffang, who was still in a daze for various reasons, would not notice. The little soju bottle is out, she thought she was dazzled, she always wanted Xiaofeng in dreams and often dreamed that Xiaofeng had a bloody grin and asked her to beat Ni Kun. Tiffang wondered if she was not. Thoughts day by day and night by night, and then hallucinated.

Tiffang, who didn’t pay attention, jumped to the top because of a bottle of wine. The unsuspecting Xiaofeng was attacked by Tiffang’s head hammer and caused 10,000 physical damage and incidental bleeding. When the hammer went down, Xiaofeng felt that the bridge of her nose had collapsed.

Xiaofeng and Tiffang fell on the sofa in a very aimei position, but their expressions had nothing to do with aimei. Xiaofeng covered his nose with one hand in a miserable manner, with tears, nose and nose bleeding. Tiffang was also hit by the principle of mutual force. Compared to hitting the door with his forehead, the damage this time was much greater.

Tiffang covered her forehead with both hands and tears flowed down. She has no time to think about why Xiaofeng appeared. She only felt the pain to death.

Sunny looked refreshed when she came out of the bathroom. Although she lost no matter what she played yesterday, she still used her drinking and various cheating methods to find the place and filled everyone with too much. She still feels a bit regretful. Jung Soo-yeon didn’t participate in the group activities because she was going home with Jung Soo-jeong to visit her parents. Xiaoxian also went home to pretend to be a good baby. Soo-young did not participate in taking care of the children at home. If the people are all there, then she can have more in her big sunny mobile phone. Many sisters have black information.

Although there were three fewer people, the people under her could barely satisfy Sunny. She was going to look for her mobile phone, and then began to shoot black materials.

"Fang!" Sunny stretched out and was about to pull Tiffang in. She was very thankful that it was Tiffang who got up first. If others weren't so foolish.

"It hurts, sunny, come over and help me see if it's bleeding." Xiaofeng wanted to cover Tiffang's mouth this time and it was too late. Tiffang raised her upper body with one hand on Xiaofeng's chest, now in this position. I can't even look at it. It's impossible not to be seen by Sunny. What Xiaofeng can do is keep the way he is now, with both hands on her face.

Sunny's small eyes became round, and then wiped his eyes with an unbelievable look. Tiffang actually pressed a man under his body. The first thought in Sunny's brain was not a horror. Why would a man be here? This time appeared, but the tiffang dared to eat alone.

"Fang, can you go on and talk?" Sunny saw that Xiaofeng couldn't pretend to be dead.

"Ah!" A scream that could pierce the eardrums covered Xiaofeng, tiffang, what are you going to do?

"Sister-in-law, why are you here?" Tiffang looked at Xiaofeng with open and tearful eyes, and was so surprised that he couldn't speak smoothly.

Xiaofeng is a heart-stuck. You have hit a devastating blow with your head mallet, but you only found me now?

"You don't hurry down." Xiaofeng reminded very depressed, not knowing what Sunny would think while maintaining this position, the only thing that made Xiaofeng thankful was that Tiffang's scream did not wake the others.

"Oh, oh, ah!" Tiffang got up from Xiaofeng in a hurry, but when he got up, he stepped on the rice wine bottle. Xiaofeng who had just got up was injured twice by the tiffang head hammer. I can see the stars.

Five minutes later, Xiaofeng, who was applying a cold compress to her nose with an ice cube, bowed her head and knelt on the sofa as she knew she was wrong, raised a tiffang, kept her hen-coop hairstyle, and her face was covered with various patterns. The big sunny detective, who lives in gossip, has been silent for a while.

"You were crazy enough to play yesterday." After alleviating the pain, Xiaofeng felt that she had to preemptively.

"Well, we will definitely pack up and leave." Tiffang whispered as he looked at the chaotic and unspeakable living room like an angry young wife.

"Brother-in-law, let's not talk about this, why are you back today?" Sunny hit haha ​​and didn't answer Xiaofeng's words.

"I have to report to you when I go back to my own house?" Xiaofeng felt bad, and she knew from Sunny's appearance that this house girl and rotten girl definitely didn't think about sunshine.

"Haha, of course not, but Taeyeon said that brother-in-law, you will be back tomorrow at the earliest." Sunny looked at Xiaofeng with probing eyes, trying to find something from Xiaofeng.

Xiaofeng is speechless. When did he say he would be back tomorrow, he just told Taeyeon that he had something to stay in Japan for a few days.

"Let’s not talk about this, I’m very curious what happened just now?" After listening to Xiaofeng’s explanation, Sunny also believed that it was Taeyeon who hadn’t figured out when Xiaofeng came back, or that Taeyeon was confused. It's not that it never happened.

"It's nothing, but Tiffang saw me and wanted to come over to say hello to me. I didn't expect to step on the wine bottle without paying attention. That's how the wound on my face and the bag on Tiffang's head came from." Xiaofeng simply After explaining it, Tiffang's head lowered deeper and almost touched his knees.

Although Xiaofeng’s explanation is reasonable, Sunny will not miss such a good opportunity so easily. The version of this incident in her mind is this: Xiaofeng, who came back from Japan, encountered tiffang when he came in. Because of alcohol catalysis and other reasons, the two of them had an intimate contact without controlling them, and she happened to find out.

"Sunny, don't talk nonsense, it's nothing like that." I quit tiffang when I was guilty and confessed. Although she is a little embarrassed to think about what happened with Xiaofeng, she must not let Sunny render it. such.

Xiaofeng was very rude and gave Sunny a brain collapse. No one believed such an unreasonable brain supplement. Sunny can still speak with confidence, and Tiffang can still be worried.

Sunny stared at Xiaofeng dissatisfiedly. She regretted not using her mobile phone to record the wonderful moment just now. Those who don't know the situation will definitely accept the bloody plot from her brain.

"Come on, what do you want me to do?" Based on Xiaofeng's understanding of Sunny, Sunny must have done this for a reason.

Sunny gave Xiaofeng a look that counted your acquaintance, and then said that she had taken the black data and hoped that Xiaofeng and Tiffang would cooperate.

Xiaofeng nodded and agreed. It's not bad to teach Shaoshi in this way. Of course, Xiaofeng meant that she didn't know anything, but Sunny didn't agree. She must pull Xiaofeng down to be at ease.

So in the next half an hour, Xiaofeng perfectly completed the task of accomplices. First, he went to the master bedroom to take a picture of Taeyeon’s face. Sunny also showed off his painting skills and painted a lot of small pieces on Taeyeon’s face. For animals, Xiaofeng can't tell what Sunny is painting with Sunny's painting technique of drawing a tortoise with six circles.

The image of Taeyeon also made Xiaofeng quite speechless. She held a shochu bottle in her arms and had a chicken bone in her mouth. In Xiaofeng’s experience, it was part of the bone in the wing, and only one socks was left hanging on her feet. , Curled up in a ball of saliva lying in the flower card sleeping.

Then Xiaofeng went into the guest bedroom belonging to Hyoyeon and Yoona again. Surprisingly, there was only Yoona on the bed. Xiaofeng was quickly kicked out this time. Just remembering Xiaofeng, the sports bra on the sofa outside. Yoona's imagination is definitely not good, it is estimated that the amount of black material this time is heavy enough for the young women to remember this lesson.

Jeonyul's state makes Sunny quite dissatisfied. There is nothing wrong with it except for a swollen face, but this is not a problem for Sunny. If the natural situation is not good, it will be artificially created. Soon, Jeony’s face will follow the sunny dress. Korean Taoist priests have a fight.

In the end, Xiaofeng and Sunny found Hyoyeon by the toilet in another bathroom. This life-long image made Sunny very satisfied. During the photo shoot, Hyoyeon made a very speechless shout of good wine. Then he retched a few times before putting down the toilet lid and flushing, and fell asleep again.