Korean entertainment, I am crazy

It’s too late to prepare for the lab coats. The three of them can only choose to wear the clothes they are now on stage. When will they be on stage is still very particular. Gao Feng means to be on stage at the beginning or as the finale. Old Guo felt that it was unnecessary. It was originally a temporary intention. Just follow the standard of surprise.

The order of appearance is arranged in the middle. After confirming it, Xiaofeng can finally listen to the cross talk with peace of mind. In the cross talk world, innovation is becoming less and less. Even after listening to several Xiaofengs, he is familiar with it. The basic structure is the same only in the details. The above is different, some are changed because the person who said it is different, and some are simply missed.

For cross talk to develop, it must be constantly innovated. If it continues to be like this, it can only be prosperous and decline. The reason why Lao Guo became famous at the beginning was because of his own jokes, and Yunde Club was famous because of the art of cross talk. The form has declined, and many people have never heard of cross talk at all, and Yunde Society happened to carry the banner of cross talk at this point in time, which took up time.

Although Yanjing is not the birthplace of cross talk, it is definitely the center of China’s economy and culture. This is a geographical advantage. Even if the cross talk world is not available, the older generations who are a bit famous will not come out. The younger ones are because the cross talk is not. A lot of the economy has changed careers, which accounted for the harmony of people, the time and place are favorable, and the combination of effort and fire is inevitable.

Although most of the things mentioned are still traditional, many new things have been added in each paragraph. Now the proportion of cross talk performance middle school is increasing. This is very helpless and sad. It is easy to "learn" and become famous although it is art. Tucao under processing, but it also makes some sense.

Xiaofeng watched Zhang Yunlei sing The Legend of the White Snake again, and the enchanting appearance made Xiaofeng a toothache.

The first team has a pair of Gao Feng and Luan Yunping, but Xiaofeng still thinks that the performance of the second team is more attractive, not only because of Xiaoyue Yuehuo, but also better than the first team from an overall perspective.

How much money the cross talk actors of Deyun Club can make in a month has always been a mystery. Xiaofeng is also very curious about it. Unfortunately, this kind of thing is not easy to inquire about. Xiaofeng has analyzed that at least the first few years of acting on stage are absolutely absolutely The only way to maintain food and clothing is similar to that of apprenticeship.

Lao Guo has been fighting with those former apprentices for a long time. The public said that the public is reasonable and the wife is reasonable. Xiaofeng feels that it is meaningless to say who is wrong and who is right. Since the matter is a foregone conclusion, don’t hurt each other anymore. , Of course, if Lao Guo was using this method to hype the routine, it would be too deep.

It’s hard to see stand-up comedy on the stage of Yunde Society. Old Guo said a lot before, but now he doesn’t say it anymore. It’s hard to say stand-up not only because it has higher requirements for stand-up comedians, but also because one person said it. There must be a high popularity as a foreshadowing, or whoever wants to watch it alone.

Xiaofeng didn't think how long it was before the three of them came to the stage. A performance is basically about four hours, so two hours will pass?Xiaofeng feels that happy time is always short, which makes sense.

After the host said, "Lao Guo and Yu Qian are invited below", the audience was shocked, and then burst into great cheers, but when Lao Guo and Yu Qian appeared, the cheers turned into boo sound.

"Girl, is this flower prepared for us? Don't let it go when you want to send it." Lao Guo teased when someone gave flowers. Their performance was temporarily added. This flower is probably this one. The female audience is ready to give it to others.

The female audience ridiculed by Lao Guo said loudly to buy it later. After receiving several gifts in a row, Lao Guo and Yu Qian returned to the table.

"I can't say anything else. Thank you for your kindness. I thought I could get cash in a surprise attack. I didn't expect that the money I took was still flowers, and this gift was written for Guo Heming. Is it appropriate to give it to me like this?" Lao Guo said with regret that the purpose of the sudden attack had not been achieved. He said that for so many years, don't spend any gifts and just cash, but the cash has been confiscated once.

To be honest, Lao Guo was pretty good at remembering that when Yunde Club was founded, he talked about cross talk in the teahouse. The audience would be rewarded with cash when they were happy. At the beginning, they could be happy for a long time with a hundred dollars, but now they give Lao Guo 1 million. I can't find the feeling at that time.

"Today there was no performance for both of us. You see that we didn't even bring the costumes. We came up wearing this. I feel a little disrespectful to the stage. Please forgive me. A friend came here to listen to the cross talk. We are old The two brothers came with me. After listening to my friend, my friend had to go on stage to experience the feeling of talking about cross talk in person. Friends asked each other, and Lao Guo, I am a very loyal person, so I can only follow Brother Qian accompanied his friends to talk about Duan and let him experience it. "Lao Guo's strongest ability is to throw the pot, and what he obviously proposed is now that Xiaofeng is itchy and overwhelmed by the charm of cross talk.

After Lao Guo just said this, the audience made a huge boo. On the stage of the Yunde Society, the cross-talk actor could not boast that he would beautify himself or he would definitely get a full boo.

"I said you are enough. I'm adding a game with you. I didn't care about your count of votes. It's not bad. I actually booed me. Is there any reason for me to give benefits? Guo grumbled dissatisfiedly.

"Hey, stop for a while, let's talk more about the audience's time to refund the ticket." Teacher Yu stopped Lao Guo who was staring. Of course, what he said was absolutely afraid that Lao Guo's death would not be miserable enough.

"There is no way to refund a ticket. The purpose of our Yunde Agency is to do nothing but not to refund." Lao Guo said with a very annoying smile amidst the sound of refunds.

"I said you can do it. People have been waiting in the background for a long time. Is it because you want to come up and talk about it for a while, or do you want to come up, you wait to distinguish the priority." Today's protagonist is Xiaofeng. When I came up, Lao Guo interacted with the audience for a long time, and it would be bad if he delayed too much time.

"Oh~~, it turns out that people haven't come on stage yet, my friend, you are coming up soon." Lao Guo pretended to be shocked and said that he realized that only their brothers were there, and then yanked a sentence in Peking Opera and called Xiaofeng to come on stage. .

"Hey, I said there is no one in the backstage, where did you go, my friend?" Xiaofeng was messed up and not on stage, and Lao Guo asked after waiting for the audience's laughter.

"Isn't it because I fell asleep the day after tomorrow? Why don't we both go and have a look?" Yu Qian wondered what Xiaofeng was playing with.

"Don't go, it's just right without him. Just say the two of us, my parents, do you think this is good?" After so long in variety shows, Lao Guo is no stranger to this kind of on-site effect, compared to Mr. Guoyu is much worse on this.

"I didn't hear it, can you guys be louder? Call it more neatly." Lao Guo was not satisfied with the good shouting, and encouraged the audience to shout again. Xiaofeng walked out with a tired face in the shouting. If you don't come out, it will be fine for Xiaofeng, as long as the effect is there.

Xiaofeng walked between Lao Guo and Yu Qian, yawned and pretended to be sleepy, then arched her hands under the stage, and then Xiaofeng looked straight at Lao Guo, waiting for Lao Guo to help introduce herself .

"I would like to introduce you to the ranks. This is my friend Luo Fengen. I only got off the plane at noon today and I was taken to have a meal. It is estimated that this is like eating. He usually ate and went to sleep. Eat, please forgive me." Lao Guo couldn't simply introduce Xiaofeng, only introduced the name and nothing else, and then equated Xiaofeng and Zhu.

"Hello everyone." Xiaofeng yelled and arched his hands, letting Lao Guo continue to talk and he would have no edge.

"Oh, this sound is really loud, it shocked me, my friend, I told you that my heart is not very good, if you scare me into the hospital, be careful not to get out of the theater gate." Old Guo made a statement. The deputy was frightened and then complained about Xiaofeng.

"Hey, I said you wait, did you introduce someone like this?" Yu Qian held up for Xiaofeng.

"What's wrong with me? Is there anything wrong with what I introduced?" Lao Guo asked with a puzzled face, with a fruitless and innocent expression that made his teeth tickle.

"Is the introducer you introduced like this? Just say a name?" Yu Qian asked helplessly

"Then how should I introduce it? Last name, name, where do I come from, where do I go, how many people in the family, a few acres of land per capita, and a few cows in the land. How do I introduce it? Then I won't become a householder?" Lao Guo also replied helplessly, as if such an introduction was also helpless.

"Otherwise, we can let Feng En introduce herself, or it will be like introducing passer-by by saying it from your old Guo. You are not afraid that other fans will hack you on the Internet." Yu Qian, a senior brother It looks good for you.

"Hey, he still has fans, don't I know? Am I afraid of the dark? I tell you, I used to sing Cao Cao in white without makeup, you are looking at me like this." Lao Guo started to tarnish himself again Up.

"From white to fat little black, the only thing that hasn't changed is treacherous and vicious." Before Teacher Yu answered, Xiaofeng spoke. After listening to the cross talks of Yunde Society, Xiaofeng heard the most of Hei Lao Guo. , He didn't hold back for a while and spoke Xiao Hei.

"I'm still not good friends, can I still play happily together." Lao Guo shouted at Xiaofeng angrily.

"Feng En, so are you. Why do you always tell the truth? No one likes to listen to the truth these days." It was not so much that Teacher Yu was trying to persuade him to be more of a jealousy. Old Guo pretended to go back to the backstage when he was angry. , Yu Qian stopped on the side.

"The two of them just left. I will show you a stand-up comedy. The name of the comedy is Lun'aihei." When Xiaofeng said that he would perform a stand-up comedy, Lao Guo and Yu Qian returned to the microphone and listened. Yu Qian almost didn't laugh when it came to talking about Xiaohei, Xiaofeng was so bad, his mouth was as poisonous as Lao Guo.

Old Guo condemned Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng apologized, and then started to get better.

"It was a joke between our friends just now, please don't take it seriously." Lao Guo explained with an embarrassed expression, in exchange for a very familiar boo.

"The joke is over, let's officially start, Feng En, can you introduce yourself." Old Guo said that he hushed and let him hush me with a cheeky look.

"Hello everyone, I am Korean artist Luo Fengen. This time I was invited by Teacher Guo to watch the cross talk." Xiaofeng's introduction is not much more complicated than that of Lao Guo, but she is so lazy that she finally points out the identity of the Korean.

"Feng En, you can't introduce this way, at least you have to tell what you are doing, just like when I introduced myself, I said I was a cross talk actor Yu Qian." Teacher Yu is still dissatisfied with Xiaofeng's self-introduction. .

"Then I will come back again. I am Luo Feng-en, a Korean entertainer. I acted, sang songs, fixed in variety shows, worked as a model, and played live broadcasts." Xiaofeng started to introduce herself again with an educated appearance.

"Wait, you said you have acted in dramas, sang the national anthem, appeared in variety shows, modeled, and played live broadcasts. What are you doing? Are you tired of doing so much?" Yu Qian interrupted Xiaofeng asked with a look of disbelief.

"Isn't the competition these years about the overall strength? Isn't there four subjects in cross talk? It's normal for me to play a lot." Xiaofeng explained calmly.

"Hey? As a foreign friend, you know a lot about cross talk, so tell me about the four subjects of cross talk?" Lao Guo made a mistake.

"Of course I understand. The four subjects of cross talk, eating, drinking, and gambling." Xiaofeng replied solemnly, breaking his fingers.

"Yeah~! You can stop. You are not talking nonsense. The four subjects of cross talk are about learning to sing. Even if there is no video today, you should pay attention to the scale." Yu Qian stopped Xiaofeng with a pained expression. Narrative.

"Luo Fengen, I want to remind you that you can't describe Teacher Yu's four major hobbies as the four subjects of cross talk." Lao Guo Youna started Yu Qian.

"Ms. Yu, aren't the four major hobbies smoking, drinking and singing?" Xiaofeng asked with a puzzled face.

"That's what I said on the surface, eating, drinking, and gambling is a secret truth." Lao Guo used a "small" voice to popularize Xiaofeng's knowledge, and Xiaofeng also cooperated with him to be taught.

"Walk around, you two hurry up and let me go, can you talk about cross talk, Lao Guo, are you talking nonsense after drinking too much, and you Luo Fengen, you came to the stage to talk about this." Teacher Yu Starting to stare, Lao Guo and Xiaofeng cooperated to make the expression that I was wrong.

"Well, I'm not kidding this time. To be honest, no one wants to listen. What kind of world do you think this is, and you can't be too hypocritical." Lao Guo said with emotion after admitting his mistake, while Yu Qian is habitual. Said that what Lao Guo said was for stage effects.

Xiaofeng asked which wei was that which completely excited Teacher Yu. Teacher Yu said that if he was afraid that Old Guo would change his partner, he would definitely not say it today, and he would not be so bullied.