Korean entertainment, I am crazy
Chapter 872 "The Goddess of God" by Xiao Guo and Yooner (Part 2)
"Hey, Teacher Yu, you are not right. Don't forget what you are doing here. Didn't you stand here to persuade you? How do you think you are more excited than our father?" Xiao Guo prepared to snipe The clams competed and the fishermen profited, and Old Guo couldn't bear it anymore, so there was no teacher Yu to do that.
"I don't know that you are talking about Yoona, I am a fan of Yoona." Teacher Yu whispered a little embarrassedly.
"You don't lose heart when you say this, you are 50 years old and you are still chasing stars like our young people. You are not ashamed." Lao Guo despised Teacher Yu's words and became behaviors.
"What's the matter with me as a fan? Does the law stipulate that you can't follow stars until you are 50? Even if you are young, I can bear it when my apprentice says this. You old Guo is a few years younger than me." Teacher Yu retorted.
"Don't worry about how old I am. I am younger than you for a minute. Besides, do you know that there is a saying called psychological age? My actual age is more than 40, but my psychological age is always 18." Old Guo Start to talk about age.
"Hey, your mental age is 18, what about my mental age?" Teacher Yu really didn't want to ask this sentence, but that's how he practiced during rehearsal. It doesn't have human rights.
"You? Ha ha, the actual age is 50, the psychological age is 73, next year is 84." Lao Guo Tian gave a very particular answer with a smile.
"Teacher Guo, what you said is a bit of a personal attack. Your mental age is more than 20 years younger than your actual age. Why is it my turn that your mental age is more than 20 years older than your actual age?" Teacher Yu is very dissatisfied. Teacher Guo's answer.
"Don't blame me, you forgot that when you were in the Quyi Troupe student class, did everyone praise you for being a young man? Doesn't this being a mature man refer to your mental maturity. You can admit it." Guo has no rivals in this world.
"Well, the question of my psychological age is older than my actual age, so let's not discuss it. Can you explain to me why I am 73 today and 84 next year? It doesn't matter if I live on the hurdle, how can my age grow by leaps and bounds. "Ms. Yu decided to change the topic. It doesn't make any sense to care about at the age of twenty. As long as Lao Guo gives an explanation, then Lao Guo can definitely make this argument stand up.
"You are willing to live like this. I have no way. You said that living on the ridge is wonderful. Are you not willing to pursue excitement? Living on the ridge is so exciting. Teacher Yu has to say you. The hobby is so unique." Old Guo said that I can't control your teacher Yu's waywardness.
"You're not dead, can you stop talking nonsense? It's so exciting to live on the hurdles, and I'm just dying of feelings every day." Teacher Yu blushed and looked like he was going to fight Lao Guo on stage. Guo and Yoona hurried to persuade him. Teacher Guo, whom Yoona persuaded, quickly died down, while Teacher Yu was even more irritable, complaining loudly that his father was better than his teacher at the critical moment. Can Yuner be allowed to persuade him.
"Okay, I also recognize that I live on the hurdle every day. I am 73 this year and 84 next year. How old will I be? Is it 95?" Teacher Yu felt that he had to ask for an explanation for his psychological age.
"How is that possible? You will still be 73 in the next year and 84 in the next year." Lao Guo said with a smile on his face.
"Emotions are infinite loops for me, no wonder you say that you are living on the hurdle every day." Teacher Yu looked like I was so tired and wanted to rest.
"Senior brother, what's wrong with you? Haven't you been like this since the day I met you? You also said that only in this way can you cherish every minute and live every day." Lao Guo wanted to make Teacher Yu accept His fallacies and heresies have become accustomed to adding a high force to the words of Teacher Taiyu.
Sure enough, this time Teacher Yu reluctantly accepted it again, and for the Nth time he reminded Lao Guo to find the right way to speak. If he said that earlier, he wouldn't have to talk so much. If he said that earlier, I guess the cross talk would not go on.
"What do you mean? Are you going to turn the struggle between Chu and Han into a three-nation war for hegemony?" After the discussion on the side topic of mental age was finished, the topic was pulled back to who should partner for Yooner, and Lao Guo once again pointed the finger at him. Pointed to Teacher Yu.
"It doesn't mean that, you are willing to grab it. I didn't think about it that way, but you said that Lao Guo was particularly right. Since people have come to the stage of our Yunde society, they must find the best A good partner, I think this person is me.” When saying this, Teacher Yu also tidied up his clothes and straightened his chest, showing the aura of someone else.
"Senior Brother, if you say this on another occasion, I won't say anything, but now you are standing on the stage, why do you think you are better than me?" Lao Guo asked Teacher Yu with his lips poked.
"It's my admiration." This is the first time that Teacher Yu said this sentence so confidently.
"Hahaha, brother, you're too funny, and you're a fan, you can inflate yourself anytime you fanciful. Use acting to describe fanciful. You are a heroine, a supporting actor, and even a protagonist. It’s not that you’re so proud, brother, have you come to Korea to be confused and confused.” Lao Guo said with a smile while shaking his fan. The expression on his face that looked like an enemy has disappeared. It's this, don't be too funny.
Xiao Guo also reminded his master that even though it is not shameful, it has not reached the level of using it as capital, especially in front of it.
"My dad, what you said is pretty good, but why is one the heroine and the other a supporting actor? Where did the actor go?" Teacher Yu stopped applauding and changed Xiao Guo to Lao Guo.
"The male protagonist is the audience. The female protagonist we teased is to please the male protagonist, and your master's supporting actor is to set off the actor's tallness, son thief, you can quickly lead your master down, the most I can go to the hospital to see if this is a gain or a madness or something.” Even after eliminating the fight, Lao Guo, teacher Yu, did not forget Xiao Guo, the second competitor.
"Don't talk about those useless, I have my reason to say this, Lao Guo, I will tell the truth, if you feel right, Yooner's partner is me." Teacher Yu looked calm and calm. Looking at Lao Guo, the disdainful smile on the corner of his mouth made Lao Guo very depressed.
"Why? Why do you say that Yooner's partner is you." Teacher Yu's old Guo will never go for it.
"Dad, what are you afraid of? You ask my master to talk about what you are afraid of. After a while, my master will lose face in front of Yooner and I will naturally be embarrassed to argue with you." The one who pulled it aside whispered.
"Er thief, what you said is reasonable, this time you don't fight with your dad. You will have opportunities after you are young. The chances of dad are getting less and less at this age." The father and son participated in Teacher Yu. Under the circumstances, Xiao Guo shook hands and made peace, and Xiao Guo agreed to Lao Guo's proposal.
"Senior brother, tell me, why are you so awesome?" Lao Guo looked like I was grandiose.
"Most of the time holding up is not as good as your teasing, but it depends on the situation. For things like finding a partner for Yooner, we holding ups are better than your teasing." Teacher Yu said with confidence.
"Master, what do you say?" Xiao Guo started to hold Teacher Yu again.
"Child, do you think, Yoona is on stage today, is it suitable for people to praise you?" Teacher Yu began to preach on the spot.
"Inappropriate." Xiao Guo replied honestly. After entering the mode of sitting on the mountain and watching the tiger fighting, he became very well-behaved. He was simply a good son and good apprentice.
"And for a non-professional person, it's funny and easy to learn, right? It's hard to learn, right?" Teacher Yu continued.
"That's right." Xiao Guo nodded. The layman's words are relatively simple. It is almost the same if you have to memorize the paragraph, but the praise is different. Don't look at the lack of praise, but how to answer the conversation. They are all exquisite. If you make a mistake and say something wrong, you can help to make up for it. If you make a mistake, it will be troublesome. All the old Guos mentioned by Teacher Yu must be admitted to be correct.
"With the above two restrictions, it is better for Yoona to take on the task of teasing, right?" Teacher Yu said clearly, and Lao Guo didn't find a counterattack point.
"Since Yoona is teasing, then her partner is responsible for praising, isn't it? In Yunde Society, who would dare to say that praising is better than me." After the foreshadowing, the teacher finally showed up.
Xiao Guo gave his master a thumbs up with admiration, and Lao Guo also said with pain on his face that Teacher Yu could find such a good excuse in such a short period of time, he never expected.
"Yooner, do you understand what the uncle said?" Lao Guo felt that he really couldn't surpass Teacher Yu on the issue of praise, saying that he had also been a fan for eight years?Teacher Yu has been holding people for half a lifetime, saying that his skill at holding people is better than Teacher Yu?No one believed this, so Lao Guo could only find a way with Yoona.
"What uncle, how about big brother? This is Feng En's sister-in-law, why is it an uncle? Doesn't this mess up the generation?" Teacher Yu was very dissatisfied and pulled Xiaofeng out again to say something.
Of course, Yoona wouldn't call the uncle anymore, and the voice of Ouba made the three men, the old and the young, excited.
"In the past, I didn't have any good influence on the term "Ouba" because my apprentice Sao Bian always claimed to be a Korean Ouba. Today I discovered that the disgusting person is not the word "Oba, but the person who says it." Lao Guo With a satisfied smile, she promised that Qian's wife would leave him.
Teacher Yu said that he came to Korea late, or he wouldn't have to live on the hurdle year after year. Ouba's mental age would naturally drop when he heard more.
Compared with the two old men, Xiao Guo's reaction was much more direct. With a smile on his face, Yooner shouted a few more times, and he came from the city to enjoy his feelings.
Yoona's voice caused a serious crooked building accident. Fortunately, the three of them did not forget the ultimate goal.
Because of this voice, the alliance formed by the old Guo and Xiaoguo was dissolved immediately, and Xiaoguo expressed passionately that he could not give face to his father and master in this matter.
After the three people discussed it, they felt that it was better to let Yoona decide on her own. Anyway, none of the three of them could persuade anyone. The only way that the three of them can accept is to let Yoona choose.
The exciting moment finally arrived. The three people separately reported their strengths. Old Guo said that he had the largest bowl and the biggest role in Yunde Society, and he had a lot of contacts and money.
Teacher Yu still firmly said that he is the most suitable partner to partner with Yoona. Mrs. Yu also has the advantages that Lao Guo said, but he can't compare with Lao Guo. It is more suitable to bite rather than be compared.
From the perspective of strength, Xiao Guo is the weakest competitor, but everyone at the scene knows that Yoona will choose Xiao Guo, because in the previous promotion, Yoona and Xiao Guo talked about cross talk together. The audience was very curious about Xiao Guo. How to impress Yoona, it's hard to convince the crowd just by being self-willed.
Xiao Guo calmly introduced his situation. He is Lao Guo's son, Teacher Yu's apprentice, and the young class leader of Yunde Society. He didn't say anything else, but it turned out that Yuner chose. Xiao Guo, this made Lao Guo and Teacher Yu very upset. Although the back wave of the Yangtze River pushed the front wave, and the front wave shot dead on the beach, no one wanted to be a shot dead wave, and they hadn't made the shift yet.
After performing a short period of irritation and becoming angry, Lao Guo and Teacher Yu became better again. They asked Yooner to give a convincing reason for choosing Xiao Guo. Or they have the right to veto this result, of course, look at the face. This reason was excluded.
After waiting in the backstage for a long time, Yoona, who was on stage again as a vase for a long time, was finally able to show off her learning results during this period.
Yoona's analysis was very thorough, which gave Lao Guo and Teacher Yu a sense of speechlessness, and the audience also praised Yoona's reasoning.
The reason for choosing Xiao Guo is very simple. First of all, Xiao Guo is the son of Lao Guo and the young leader of Yunde Society. This indicates that this Yunde Society will belong to Xiao Guo in the future, and Lao Guo’s contacts and popular Xiao Guo can be. borrow.
Secondly, Xiao Guo is Teacher Yu's apprentice. No matter how much he has learned to serve Yooner, a layman, he will definitely not be much worse than Teacher Yu himself.
In the end, of course, Xiao Guo's age is appropriate and long enough to meet Yoona's aesthetics, and of course it is more appropriate to choose Xiao Guo after a comprehensive consideration.
Such an explanation for Yoona’s choice was unanimously praised, while Xiao Guo’s self-introduction was said to be a deep routine. Old Guo immediately said that he lost this time, but he will definitely find his place when he steps down. And Mr. Yu complained that the old Guo family was right if they didn't grow up. The nutrition is full of mind, and it's weird to be able to grow up.
It is said that short Lao Guo has become accustomed to it. His vast number of apprentices have never complained about him. He is a little black fat man and a short one. It can be seen that many apprentices are not a good thing. We have to pay the debts, but at this moment, Lao Guo can't be scorned. endure.
Lao Guo and Teacher Yu stepped down, and Xiao Guo and Yoona's cross talk finally started. Xiaofeng despises this kind of behavior that is longer than the main show. Of course, Xiaofeng is more depressed because he did not receive this treatment. If it was because of Yan, Xiaofeng would be disappointed in this world of faces.