Korean entertainment, I am crazy

"Feng En, how does it feel to stand on this stage today?" Old Guo Baiping finally remembered a little phoenix standing next to Teacher Yu.

"There is no special feeling, the ravens came on stage silently, and it is estimated that after a while, they will still be silent. At this moment, should I be grateful for the lack of applause." Xiaofeng said with a grieved expression. He is also very good at applause.

"Look, take a look, our Yunde Club fans still welcome you. When you came to the stage, there was no applause because you didn't give an introduction. As long as you finish the introduction, there will be applause." Xiaofeng wanted to applaud Lao Guo. Feeling a little embarrassed.

"Now I will introduce to you, the famous Korean artist Luo Bong-eun is definitely no stranger to someone who knows a little about South Korea. He is involved in more aspects than me. He is even more disregarding his career than me. He has appeared in variety shows, and has acted in movies and TV series. , I played a record, I was still a cook, drove a restaurant, and now I am going to enter the cross talk world. I want to take this opportunity to ask Feng En what you are doing." Lao Guo started to run against Xiaofeng.

"Actually, as Mr. Guo introduced, I am an entertainer who does not care about my career. If I have to speak my own profession, then I should be a comedian. I should know that everyone who knows me when I debuted as a comedian. This Korean artist Luo Bong-en and non-professional kindergarten-level crosstalk actor Luo Bong-en greeted everyone." Xiaofeng clasped his fists and gestured to the audience. This time the applause was a lot of enthusiasm, although some people still don’t know if Xiaofeng can say hello. Good cross talk, but currently there is no problem with this Chinese level.

"Oh, Feng En, I have to ask you, what is the kindergarten level?" Teacher Yu asked with a puzzled look.

"Didn't you and Teacher Guo always say that they are elementary school students in the cross talk world? I'm satisfied by putting a kindergarten-level kindergarten on my face." Xiaofeng replied with a smile.

"Well, it makes sense for you to explain this way." Old Guo was proud of his chest and belly. Now in the cross talk world, there are few old Guo claiming to be a primary school student but he dare to say anything else. He is more accomplished than Guo Degang. Basically there are not many, not much older than Guo Degang. The Yunde Society in the crosstalk world has held up half the sky.

"My audience on the stage asks you, as a Korean artist, you stand on this stage because you can’t think about it, so you don’t want to do so many profitable things. Let’s talk about cross talk, what do you think? Huh?" Teacher Yu looked like I didn't understand.

"I like to listen to cross talk. After I listened a lot, I wanted to have a chance to talk about it. I didn’t expect the opportunity to come. It was still on the stage of Yunde Society. It was really exciting to say what I said in my heart. If there is any mistake, please forgive me, and forgive me.” Xiaofeng once again gestured, and it is no wonder that there are many people. Standing on this stage in the name of a Korean, you must be humble. Old Guo has always complained about Korea. People, Xiaofeng must take some safety measures.

"Don't listen to him, to be honest, Feng En is the best non-professional kindergarten-level cross talk actor I have ever seen." Lao Guo digs a hole for Xiaofeng with the expression that you are too humble. Those days and nights Lao Guo was depressed.

"Hey, are you exaggerating or demeaning?" Lao Guo said that Teacher Yu couldn't listen anymore.

"Of course it's a boast." Old Guo answered naturally.

"Your family praises people just like that, the best must be followed by non-professional adjectives and kindergarten-level adjectives?"

"Then what do I say? Say the best cross talk actor? Then I put it there, say the most talented my apprentices, Sun Wang, really boasting hatred for Feng Enla, I will say it tomorrow. Feng En would have to cross the street, and the murderer still talked about cross talk." Lao Guo said that he was so boastful for Xiao Feng's good.

"Don't talk nonsense. As for, after you have finished complimenting Feng En today, you will be killed by cross talk tomorrow. Is it because you take your own words too seriously, or you think too bad about cross talk." Teacher Yu said that Lao Guo had forgotten to take medicine.

"If you want me to say that Dingtian is the other way of talking about cross talk, you change the target of the villain from your old Guo to Feng En." Teacher Yu said that with a look that you were worried, Xiao Feng felt very painful.

"Oh? There is such a thing? Then I will say again, Feng En, is the best cross talk actor I have ever seen. There is no one. Once he enters the line of cross talk, all other cross talk actors have to starve to death. Those of mine, hurry up and kill him." Lao Guo said very relieved, as if he had a deep hatred with Xiaofeng.

Xiaofeng hurriedly stopped Lao Guo, and if Lao Guo was torn down, Luo Fengen would become a public enemy of cross talk.

"It's a joke to say so much, and everyone has heard it. Feng Eun's Chinese is very good, and this has the most basic conditions for talking about cross talk. I say this to let everyone know that I am not just picking up a Korean artist to fool around. You guys, you are not allowed to call for refunds for a while. If I fool you, why didn't I let Liu Zaishi or Quan Zhilong come up? Lao Guo is still a conscientious and upright person." Lao Guo's boasting was not unexpectedly booed by the audience. sound.

Liu Jae-shik and Quan Zhilong stood up and waved in the eyes of the audience. This was not a pre-arranged link, and it was not that Liu Jae-shik and Quan Zhilong understood what Lao Guo was talking about. The speed of reaction should be thankful to Yoona who is sitting between the two. If she didn't remind her, it is estimated that the most likely thing for these two now is to think about what they did to attract so many people's attention.

"How many years has Feng En been studying Chinese?" Lao Guo asked when the boos ended.

"For many years, I guess everyone has heard it. I still learn the Northeastern dialect. Originally, flat tongue is difficult enough for a foreigner. After I learned Northeastern dialect, I gave up dividing it. Tongue." Xiaofeng said with a regretful expression.

"Northeast dialect is also good, very popular. Since you learn the Northeast dialect, then I have to test you for the audience. Do you know that there are eight big calves in the Northeast? I thought this was very popular at the beginning." Lao Guo started digging again. Up.

"This doesn't bother me." Xiaofeng may not be able to take the test, but Xiaofeng is really hard to test the Northeast dialect.

"Don’t worry, it’s too simple to just say that the Ba Da Shao is too simple. As long as you know Chinese, you can find it. You have to compile a paragraph yourself. Not only must the Ba Da Shao be compiled into it, but it must also be logical and reasonable. The eighth calf is also suitable." Lao Guo's request raised the difficulty of the test by several levels.

The audience applauded to express their respect. The audience felt that it was not difficult to align the words in advance, but Xiaofeng was already sweating, and I had never seen anyone who was so uncomfortable on stage.

Fortunately, Xiaofeng’s reaction speed in entertainment has been practiced by everyone in RM. He started to talk nonsense, and his brain turned rapidly. It is not difficult to compose the eight big dolphs in a paragraph. The difficulty is to be reasonable, of course Xiaofeng I also want to take this opportunity to retaliate against Lao Guo, so the difficulty has risen again.

"Well, it's too easy for me. Let me rap for everyone." Within a few dozen seconds, Xiaofeng came up with a solution.

"Sing RAP? That's good. It's not uncommon for people to die on this stage, but there are not many people like you who are dead and think that their death is not miserable enough." Old Guo said in a very cheerful tone. Said, Teacher Yu, who has been saying that Lao Guo doesn't pay attention to persuading Xiaofeng to give up, also said that good words are hard to persuade the damn ghost.

Xiaofeng put on a defensive posture in the eyes of everyone's doubts and then began to sing: "Yo Yo Chek makes a set of pancakes and fruits. I said you want eggs."

As soon as he sang a sentence, Xiaofeng suffered a fan from Lao Guo, and now the audience understood that Xiaofeng's defensive posture was for this.

"What are you doing? I just heard that Yunde Society loves to beat people, and I finally saw it today." It was clear that he was hitting the head, and Xiaofeng clutched his chest and pretended to have a serious internal injury.

"Don't tell the truth, I hit you, do you still feel wronged? Did you fool things like this? Where is the eighth calf?" Lao Guo asked angrily, and Teacher Yu on the side also said that Xiaofeng didn't play like this.

"Don't worry, I'm not going to sing to find the feeling first, I will come out soon." Xiaofeng said very aggrieved.

Lao Guo hit haha ​​and said that after all this was a misunderstanding, Xiaofeng continued to sing. Of course, Lao Guo still held the fan tightly in his hand and prepared to play Xiaofeng. On the other side, Teacher Yu picked up the other without doubt. A fan.

"Lao Guo loves to punish calves, he always scolds calves, Lao Guo loves to protect calves, everyone else is calves, and his colleagues are calves. Sooner or later, he will end calves. Lao Guo loves to pretend to be calves. "After Xiaofeng sang the first sentence, he pulled the microphone and ran away, using Teacher Yu as a cover to deal with Lao Guo. Teacher Yu cooperated with Xiaofeng with a smile on his face, and stretched out his arms to play with the eagle catching the chick.

"Feng En, how do you want to die?" Lao Guo was so angry that he blushed and his neck was thick, and he rapped to a good level, but the word really made Lao Guo disheartened.

"Lao Guo, don't be like that, be kind, besides, I think Feng En can sing correctly, and the words used are basically correct." Teacher Yu smiled like a blooming chrysanthemum, so relieved There are wood.

"The above is the song of the eight big young guys I composed and sang. I hope you will like it." Xiaofeng is better than Lao Guo and Teacher Yu.

"I think this song of yours is sure to keep the fire, not to mention the audience, those videos will be completely popular as long as they return to the country to broadcast." Teacher Yu gave Xiaofeng this unreliable Rap a comment .

"It doesn't need to be too hot. After all, the time for creation is limited and there is no instrumental accompaniment. I will record a full version and post it on the Internet tomorrow. I hope everyone will advertise it on the face of Teacher Guo." Xiaofeng used Added a very mean voice.

Lao Guo immediately said that the cross talk couldn't talk about it today, and he also shouted that he would cut off his robes with Friends Xiaofeng, as if it was not him who had troubled Xiaofeng before.

It wasn't until Xiaofeng repeatedly promised that he would never record it into a song, and Lao Guo walked back with an unhappy expression, and then leaked a smile that was uglier than crying and said that these were rehearsed in advance, and he did it in order to support Xiaofeng.

After being hit by the song of the eight big young guys, Lao Guo was quite honest, and he was not in the mood to continue to embarrass Xiaofeng.

"As you can see from the performance just now, Feng En's Northeastern dialect definitely reaches the eighth standard. Why did you learn Northeastern dialect in the first place?" Lao Guo said he was reluctant to talk to Xiaofeng. Teacher Yu could only take this. Task.

"I prefer to learn Chinese culture." Xiaofeng began to play routines.

"Chinese is difficult to learn, isn't it?" Teacher Yu then asked.

"It didn't feel difficult at first, but the more you touch, the more profound and profound the Chinese language you feel." Xiaofeng made a pained expression.

"Can you give us two examples?"

"When I first learned Chinese, I liked a poem very much. Who knew that Chinese food was hard."

"This is Li Shen's pity for agriculture."

"I don’t know who wrote the poem, but I later learned that the most famous line in this poem is Noon on the Day of Hoe He. I saw on the Internet that Hoe He and Dang Noon were still two people, so I asked me. Who are the Chinese teachers of Hoe He and Dangwu, and got a slap in the face." Xiaofeng began to shake off the burden.

"Wait, can I ask if your Chinese teacher is male or female?" Teacher Yu asked enthusiastically.

"Girl? A pretty young and beautiful female teacher, does this have something to do with men and women?" Xiaofeng asked with a confused expression.

"If it's a man, maybe I can discuss this poem with you." Teacher Yu said seriously.

"I have a problem. The less I let me study, the more I am willing to study it. Research has found that there are many similar sentences in ancient poems." Xiaofeng looked like I was a good student.

"You can wait, are you sure what you said can be broadcast?" Teacher Yu asked nervously.

"Is there anything I can't say on the stage of Yunde Society?" Xiaofeng asked back.

"Of course they can say anything, don't let the broadcaster let them edit by themselves." Lao Guo took a stand and showed interest in the poems Xiaofeng said.

"There is a saying that Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke. I just want to know who Zhao incense burner and purple smoke are, and another sentence is parking and making love at Fenglin Night. I very much suspect that this is a traveler, too modern in style..." Xiaofeng’s words are similar to Guankou, and a good old poem is interpreted by modern people as yin words. There are too many similar examples. If you make this into a Guankou, you have to admit this person. Is a wicked talent.

"Come on, the more you talk, the less you slip away. I really can't listen anymore. I can only say that you are crooked." Teacher Yu had to stand up and stop Xiaofeng, and said that Yunde Society must go on saying that. Cannot be blocked.

Xiaofeng pretended to be silly and said that the audience loves to listen, while Teacher Yu explained that it doesn't matter whether the audience loves to listen or not, the important thing is that the influence is not good.

Xiaofeng can only express with regret that there is still a lot of research on his poetry that he has not said.