Korean entertainment, I am crazy

"Feng En, I didn't expect you to do such research on ancient poems. Let's study together when we have time. We must know how to share good things." Teacher Yu is still telling Xiaofeng that such misinterpretation is wrong. Bian Lao Guo invited Xiaofeng to study together.

Teacher Yu, with an angry face, said that he didn't care about the love.

"Feng En, you know a lot about poems, what about other aspects?" Lao Guo reconciled with Xiaofeng in an instant as if we were similar in smell.

"On the other hand, your approval is something you approve, but we didn't approve it." Teacher Yu said dissatisfiedly. Cross talk is already vulgar enough, and it becomes even more vulgar when you do it.

"Who are we referring to? Why did I see you?" Old Guo asked with a puzzled look.

"Didn't you see so many viewers? Can't so many people still talk about us?" Teacher Yu pointed to the audience and said, Teacher Yu felt that the fans of Yunde Club were completely corrupted by Lao Guo.

"No, I didn't hear anything from the audience in the audience. Just Teacher Yu, you are here to say this and that, are you more noble than us?" Lao Guo looked at the audience very seriously, and then showed his face. Said dissatisfied.

"Why not? You ask, if you don't ask, they are embarrassed to say." Teacher Yu said that he didn't know better than others, but he was still a more noble person than Lao Guo.

"Well, let me ask, is the research we did just now correct? Do you like to listen?" Lao Guo asked the audience with a smile, and the audience did not disappoint Lao Guo, right and love to listen The shout broke through the sky.

"Look at what I'm talking about. My parents say they love listening, so I will study." Old Guo said triumphantly.

"Your taste is so special, you actually like this." Teacher Yu looked incomprehensible.

"How about, Brother Qian, you don't want to study and I don't force it, but you can't stop me. You don't need money. My old Guo and so many apprentices and grandchildren have to rely on my food and clothing parents." Lao Guo As if he was forced to become a prostitute, the audience booed again.

"It's true that I don't need money. Since this is the requirement of my parents, then I will reluctantly study it." Teacher Yu coughed slightly and said with embarrassment.

"Don’t tell me, there are not many noble people in Yunde Society, and I hope you will carry the banner of noble brother. Don’t be wronged. You must cross talk is just a hobby for you. We have to rely on this to support the family." Teacher Yu wanted to drop the donkey, but Old Guo refused.

"Yes, it's called the market decides everything. Whatever the audience likes, we will study the performance and what is the right way. Doing against the audience is not having trouble with the money." Xiaofeng interjected to beautify the shamelessness a little bit. behavior.

"Feng En is right. We are vulgar. We mean those who can't be broadcast. Who will let the audience like it. But I want to solemnly state that these are the requirements of the market, not what my old Guo wants, so In case one day you catch me because of this, please deal with me leniently." Lao Guo said helplessly, as if he didn't want this.

"Okay, you always say this, saying that no matter how much you catch, you should still catch it. The sentence should still be sentenced. We have been brothers for so many years. Can I let you go in alone? I will accompany you." He looked very loyal.

"Listen, do you understand? We, Yunde Club, are telling you about cross talk at the risk of going to jail. It's really not easy to make this money, so in the future, don't think the tickets are expensive, and always think about refunds. Old Guo said very emotionally, but the audience didn't buy it. They should shush like shushing, and many people called for refunds.

After Teacher Yu said that for the audience to be willing to confuse, this topic ended here, and the topic returned to Xiaofeng.

"Feng En, you speak Chinese very well, and your research on poems is even better." Lao Guo praised Xiaofeng rare.

"Stop it, let's go over that article and talk about something else. You really want to go to jail and talk about cross talk." Teacher Yu said that it is better not to say those words, and everyone just doesn't know it.

"So far, it can only prove that you are right. Is it okay in reading and writing?" Mr. Yu reminded Lao Guo to stop talking.

"I think it's okay, I don't read Chinese books, especially traditional classics." Xiaofeng said modestly.

"Oh? What kind of books are you reading? What is your favorite or most impressive book?" Lao Guo then asked.

"You guys stop, let me say something more, don't talk about the traditional masterpieces of the senior officials of Ximen, you are not allowed to say this on this stage." Feeling that the words are not right, Teacher Yu hurriedly reminded.

"What book is the senior official of Ximen?" There is a way to learn, as long as you get along with Tiffany for a long time, it is too easy to pretend to be silly and cute under the performance.

"You haven't read any famous books, but they are of the treasure level. Teacher Yu, who was in the Quyi class, often took a peek at it. He hid in the bed every day and read it. We didn't want to lend it to us." Started to arrange teacher Yu again.

"No, there is absolutely nothing about it. Can you stop talking nonsense in front of so many people?" Teacher Yu immediately stopped doing what Lao Guo arranged.

"How do you say nonsense? Have you forgotten? You used to watch the Water Margin with a 16-cell flashlight from your bed every night? Or let's call Gao Feng to see if this happened." Teacher Yu was anxious. Old Guo was more anxious than him.

"Oh, you're talking about the senior officials of Ximen in the Water Margin." Teacher Yu suddenly realized.

"Then what do you think?" Old Guo asked with a smile.

"I didn't think, no, it's a good Water Margin. Why did I take the 16-section flashlight and watch it under the covers?" Teacher Yu turned the subject away and asked.

"Brother, why have you forgotten, didn't the quyi class let us read novels at night, and cut us off." Lao Guo continued nonsense.

"Yes, that's true." Teacher Yu nodded and admitted, watching the Water Margin is no big deal, even with a flashlight with a 16-cell battery in the bed at night.

"So what can the senior officials say?" Xiaofeng finally had a chance to ask questions.

"Senior officials can speak." Teacher Yu has been fooled so many times and learned fine, he is afraid that he can speak, and Xiaofeng over there has produced a wonderful book that has enriched entertainment and cultural life for many years. A book about the senior official of Ximen.

"It's fine if you can say it. If you can't even say the four masterpieces, I really doubt what else can be said on this stage." Xiaofeng said with a sigh of relief.

"Feng En, haven't you only read the four great masterpieces?" Old Guo looked like he had discovered the truth.

"Of course not. The four masterpieces are good, but I can't understand many of the original editions because of the age. I read the vernacular version, but my favorite is the folk myths and legends, which I think are very connotative."

"Then can you tell us which legend you prefer? There are too many folklore." Teacher Yu was afraid that Lao Guo would continue to mislead Xiaofeng, and hurriedly answered the conversation.

"There are two of my favorites. One is the Legend of the White Snake known as the Four Great Folk Love Legends."

"This is really famous, and the various literary and artistic forms of the Legend of the White Snake have been performed in their own way." Teacher Yu nodded and agreed with Xiaofeng's statement, and Xiaofeng was relieved when she said that the Legend of the White Snake was too much.

"What is the other one?" Teacher Yu then asked.

"There was a collection of novels in the Qing Dynasty called Strange Tales from a Liao Zhai, and there was an article called Nie Xiaoqian in it. I really like it.

"This is also very famous. Both large and small screens have been adapted. The name in Liao Zhai is Nie Xiaoqian. After being put on the screen, I changed the name to a more euphemistic and pleasant name called Ghost Story." Teacher Yu began to popularize posture again.

"Speaking of this, I have to ask, there are a lot of two equivalent legends, why do you like these two?" Teacher Yu is finally relieved, and finally can happily praise people.

"Everyone knows that in these two stories, one actor is named Xu Xian and the other is named Ning Caichen."

"Yes."

"I think these two are models of male masturbation, they can be called role models in male masturbation, and it is worth learning from us.

"Oh? Are you so affectionate?"

"No, Teacher Yu, you are too superficial. The reason I say this is entirely because Xu Xian can be a snake, and Ning Caichen dares to sleep ghosts. It is too sharp and my goal of learning." Xiaofeng said excitedly. .

"Feng En, you are going crazy. You are superficial. If I want to be superficial, you are vulgar." Teacher Yu looked disgusted by Xiaofeng, and began to educate Xiaofeng after the applause from the audience was over.

"You can say that I am vulgar but I am definitely not inferior. Shengren Kong once said that men and women eat and drink, and people have great desires. Mencius said that food and sex are also sexual. This is obviously a low-level way to Teacher Yu. Yes, Teacher Yu, are you going crazy?" Xiaofeng retorted sharply.

"You know a lot, but the human saint is talking about the great desires of humans. Neither White Lady nor Nie Xiaoqian can be regarded as humans." After holding back for a long time, the teacher finally found a place to refute.

"Teacher Yu, now the world is in harmony, and the earth has become a global village. What Huaxia emphasizes most is tolerance. You must not discriminate against female ghosts and female fairies." Xiaofeng is not weaker than Lao Guo.

"Why am I involved in discrimination again? Can I commit discrimination against female ghosts and elves?" Teacher Yu complained dissatisfied.

"A diehard like you should let the female ghost and female goblin have a good talk with you. Don't sleep tonight, they will go back and have a good chat with you." Xiaofeng said that I have no choice but to let the female ghost and female goblin sanction it. You.

"No need, good fellow, how can you make you feel so panicked? My heart is not very good. When I didn't say anything, you were all right." Under the threat of the ghost, the teacher compromised.

"Luo Fengen, I want to break off friendship with you." After a long time without speaking, Lao Guo suddenly spoke.

"Mr. Guo, are you trying to hold on? What I said, you want to break my relationship." Xiaofeng asked with a dazed expression, this nameless fire is really confusing.

"You actually gave Brother Qian Song the female ghost and female fairy, don't give it to me, I want to break with you, what I hate the most is you who have good things and don't know to share." Lao Guo shouted very angrily.

"Good guy, there is someone better than Xu Xian and Ning Caichen, Lao Guo, no one will grab this stuff from you, it's all for you, don't forget to keep the door tonight." Teacher Yu made a look of admiration. Look like.

"You see, this is a true friend, Brother Qian, don't worry, I am not a lone eater, I am a female ghost or a female fairy, you choose first." Old Guo said very righteously.

"No, I'm not in good health and can't enjoy it. It's all yours." Teacher Yu said he has no interest at all.

Xiaofeng and Lao Guo also wanted to discuss what kind of female goblin or female ghost would come. Teacher Yu hurriedly stopped the two of them. Now they are talking about cross talk on stage. They will come down and talk about it. Anyway, they have to spend a lot of time in Korea. Oh my god, not in a hurry.

Lao Guo was very satisfied with how Xiaofeng met and knew what his elder brother liked. Lao Guo immediately said that he would accept his apprentice and be the same brother with Xiaofeng.

Teacher Yu hurriedly stopped, saying that Lao Guo was not afraid that his master would come to him tonight. Lao Guo thought for a while and felt that if he accepts apprentices for his teacher, if he doesn't play, he can accept the female ghost, but the man is fine. The master is not good either.

After accepting apprentices for the teacher, he was in a state of excitement. Old Guo suggested burning incense and bowing his head to form brothers with different surnames, but Teacher Yu came out to stop him. Among the disciples of Old Guo, there were many who were about the same age as Xiaofeng. It doesn't matter, anyway, Lao Guo didn't do anything to harm the apprentice. It would be a big deal if the 800-year-old became a brother of a different surname. According to the rules, a few hundred apprentices would have to kowtow to the uncle Xiaofeng.

Under the intervention of Teacher Yu, the relationship between Lao Guo and Xiaofeng is still on the basis of brotherhood. Lao Guo expressed regret for this. In order to make up for Xiaofeng, Lao Guo expressed his willingness to bring Xiaofeng into the cross talk world. Lao Guo and Teacher Yu picked their partners casually, fancying who was who, and in the next few years, they would not hesitate to spend money and try their best to support them. I am embarrassed to stop Teacher Yu, who can only sigh with the power of the female ghost and female fairy.

The interest came up. Old Guo also said that today’s cross talk will not be performed. Let Xiaofeng choose a partner on the stage. The most intuitive and effective way is to watch the audience’s reaction. Old Guo promised that one of them counts as one. Was it his senior brother or apprentice grandson, as long as Xiaofeng fell in love with it, it was Xiaofeng's partner, anyway, the ID card was held by him.

With Lao Guo’s assurance, Xiaofeng’s confidence was instantly sufficient, but she still had to say something about the scene. First of all, Xiaofeng expressed her regret that she could not choose Lao Guo and Teacher Yu, and then she praised the cross talk of Yunde Society. The actors are all good, and finally confirmed that Lao Guo really wants to favor and ranks top and bottom. Xiaofeng said that she will take this opportunity and choose the best and most suitable partner.

Before leaving the stage, Lao Guo hadn’t forgotten to remind Xiaofeng not to forget about the female ghost and the female goblin. He could leave the door for him. After receiving Xiaofeng’s assurance, Lao Guo was satisfied and stepped down at the urging of Teacher Yu. .