Korean entertainment, I am crazy

"The feeling of standing alone on the stage is really different. It feels that the sky is blue, the air is fresh, and even the field of vision is broad. Of course, the most important thing is that your eyes can finally look at me. To be honest, tell Guo Teacher and Teacher Yu are under a lot of pressure while standing on this stage." Standing in front of the microphone, the lower Buddha showed a relieved expression.

"Maybe there are many audiences in the audience who still don't know who I am. It doesn't matter. After all, I am not doing this. I am just a non-professional kindergarten-level cross talk lover. He said that he is more familiar with the art of cross talk. Everyone on stage, so I am very grateful to Teacher Guo for giving me this opportunity to realize my dream." Xiaofeng said with a grateful expression, even Xiaofeng felt so fake.

"The quality of cross talk involves many factors, such as slogans, basic personal skills, etc., and other aspects are not good for me, so if I want to say as good as possible, I have to work together with a partner." Although Xiaofeng's style is confident in his abilities and in the book he and Lao Guo created together, a few words of humility are still necessary.

"Who do you think I should look for as a partner? Just now, Mr. Guo promised that as long as I fancy someone, who will be my partner." Even on the stage of cross talk, Xiaofeng can't help her love interacting with the audience.

Xiaofeng put on an ear-listening gesture, and the audience in the audience also co-ordinated shouting out the actors she liked.

"I heard it. The voice calling Xiao Yueyue is the loudest, and there are others who call Xiao Yueyue the loudest. Then I will let Xiao Yueyue come up and take a good look. You must be cautious about finding a partner. The good fame that Yue Yue said is not suitable for me. I will talk about it after I have tried it.” Unsurprisingly, after excluding Lao Guo and Teacher Yu, it turned out that Xiao Yueyue was the most popular, so as to achieve the purpose of interacting with the audience. Without destroying the originally arranged order of appearance, Xiaofeng's interaction this time was considered unplayable.

"Xiao Yueyue!" The audience shouted together at Xiaofeng's suggestion.

"Hahaha, I heard someone calling me, hello everyone, I'm Xiao Yueyue." Xiao Yueyue stepped onto the stage with a big butt face, with an iconic humble expression.

Many people gave Xiaoyueyue flowers and gifts. Xiaoyueyue also showed her eyes to Xiaofeng very proudly. Xiaofeng didn’t care about it. He also received the flowers and the gifts, although He arranged for Taeyeon and Yoona to send the flowers and gifts. For this reason, he promised a lot of benefits. They are not comparable to the quantity, but the quality of the gifts is better than the quality of the gift. What is a bit depressing is that Liu Zaishi and Quan Zhilong actually did not say anything. Xiaofeng, who came to join in the fun and didn't even consider going on stage, just sent a flower basket to Yunde Agency to express congratulations.

"You are looking for a partner?" Xiao Yueyue deliberately placed the gifts and flowers he received in front of Xiaofeng, and then asked with a calm expression.

"Xiao Yueyue, do you want to die or how do you recruit? I can call your master Guo Ge, why did you call me?" Xiaofeng questioned with an unhappy expression, considering the age alone, the two are relatives of the same age, but The seniority is different.

"Hello Shizhu, I am Xiao Yueyue." When Xiaofeng said that, Xiao Yueyue put away his calm expression and shouted respectfully.

"Is there something in your mouth? I don't understand even if I call a name." Xiaofeng continued to perform unhappy.

"Hello, Uncle Master." Xiaofeng's face leaked an unwilling expression.

"Don't call Master Uncle, I and your Master are not senior brothers, just shout Uncle." Xiaofeng said casually, and many audience members who were accustomed to taking advantage of the audience agreed.

"Do you know what to ask you to come up for?" Xiaofeng glanced at Xiao Yueyue who was playing tricks and asked.

"I know, isn't it because your old man is looking for a partner to talk about cross talk? I'm not interested. I have a good time working with my partner, and I don't want to be a fancier." Xiao Yueyue said indifferently.

"What kind of attitude is this? Your master said, you must praise me." Xiaofeng emphasized the advantage of being a partner.

"My master has said a lot, and there are a lot of things that are not counted. It is not uncommon to praise me. I am Xiao Yueyue. I don't need to praise it at all. I am already in the sky, and I can't hold it out of the earth." Xiaoyue Yuejian smiled and didn't care.

"You see, this is a typical representative of self-expansion to the extreme. Today, my uncle will treat you as a villain and make you sober." Xiaofeng said to the audience in the audience. It makes people hate it.

"Xiao Yueyue, just like you said, your master urges you to do not care. You are already very popular in China, but there is an old Chinese saying that goes against the current. If you do not move forward, it is equivalent to going backwards, and you may also be an accidental boat I've turned it over." Xiaofeng educates Xiao Yueyue in a bitter manner.

"Impossible. In my current situation, as long as I don’t die and leave Yunde Society, it’s okay. My master always said that I was stupid and could not think of flying solo. In fact, I understand the consequences of flying solo. Of course, the most important thing is that my ID card is My master is holding it down." Xiao Yueyue continued to behave cheaply, anyway, he looked down on Xiaofeng as his partner.

"That’s the case for you in early China. Don’t you think about developing in Asia or internationally? You sing very well. I can help you release an album and take you to act with you." Xiaofeng said to herself Mixed advantage.

"It's good to develop in Asia or internationally, but I'm a cross talker, and I can't play in foreign countries. I can speak a Henan dialect. I can also release albums and act in Yunde." Yue Yue was a little moved, but after thinking about it, he found that what Xiaofeng said did not appeal to him.

Hearing that Xiao Yueyue referred to Henan dialect as a foreign language, Xiaofeng felt very speechless. Xiaofeng told the audience that if it were not for fear that the teacher would adversely affect his search for a partner, he would definitely take Xiaoyueyue. After kicking it down, Xiao Yueyue said that he was just like that, and he loved it.

"Okay, it's not enough to develop your own conditions internationally, but the albums and acting I said are different from those you experienced. Can Yunde Club tailor a 12-song formal album for you? Can Yunde Society find a TV drama movie for you to star in?" Xiaofeng showed a look of contempt, Xiao Yueyue is too ignorant.

"Can you really give me an album of 12 songs?" Xiao Yueyue asked incredulously.

"Of course." Xiaofeng replied with confidence, not to mention that this is just a joke, even if it is really not difficult for Xiaofeng.

"Really let me be the actor?" Xiao Yueyue then confirmed.

"Of course, but let's finish it. The role positioning depends on your abilities. According to my current observations, you can only play comedy movies under your current conditions." In order to increase the credibility of her own words, Xiaofeng didn't have a big deal. Whatever you say will do.

"Since I'm the leading actor, can I let sister Yooner be the leading actress?" Xiaoyueyue asked with a shy face.

"Wait, Xiao Guo called sister Yooner okay, someone about your age still called sister, pretending not to be as tender as you?" Xiaofeng stopped the topic and reminded.

"It's okay, I'm young." The embarrassing expression on Xiaofeng's face only existed for a short time, and then she continued to shamelessly.

"Dare to feel that this psychological age is a master's skill, and that's not the case. You are still afraid that you call Yuner old." Xiaofeng firmly cannot tolerate Xiao Yueyue's nonsense.

"What are you doing so excited? It's like Lin Yuner has something to do with you." Xiao Yueyue said very dissatisfied.

"Of course it does matter. You must know that Yoona came to this stage because of me." Xiaofeng showed a triumphant expression on her face.

"Oh my God, are you in Korea so open? You can talk about this kind of thing on stage? I remember that your wife is not Yoona Lin, and my aunt is here today. You dare to say that in front of me. Auntie? You stand up and say a few words, I'm not worth it for you." Xiao Yueyue is not afraid of the big things and misinterprets Xiaofeng's words, Xiaofeng can only put on a speechless expression, he thinks that Lao Guo created something like this It is completely malicious revenge.

Fortunately, Xiao Yueyue's instigation didn't have any effect. Taeyeon just stood up and asked and sat down. Xiao Yueyue didn't think it was very disappointed to watch the show.

Xiaofeng solemnly announced that Lin Yun'er was his sister-in-law, and warned Xiaoyueyue not to talk nonsense if she didn't know. After getting Xiaofeng's assurance that the heroine was Lin Yun'er, Xiaoyueyue immediately stated that her underwear was wrong, and sister Yuner too. She became sister Yooner and claimed that she was not a sister-in-law.

"Okay, Uncle, I will be your partner in the future." Xiao Yueyue patted his chest with an expression of reluctance.

"Why? I said that I chose my partner. The promises I promised before are all prerequisites, that is, you can become a partner. Now I haven't tested your suitability, why is it you?" Xiaofeng asked Tao.

"It's me. In Yunde Society, I, Xiao Yueyue, can't compare to the three people. I must exclude these three people." Xiao Yueyue said with confidence.

"Why are you so confident, I won't ask first, can I ask who are the three people you can't match?" Xiaofeng showed a very curious look.

"The first one is my master, Lao Guo, that is my master, even if I am really stronger than the master, I can’t say that, my ID card is still in his hand, and the second is my teacher’s uncle Yu. , The last one is Xiao Guo, the current young master of Yunde No.1. He has a good father. I can't compare these three. It is me who excludes these three." Xiao Yueyue still makes some sense.

"Ge Guo and Ge Qian are excluded. Even if I choose me, I can't destroy the old couple, but I can still choose Xiao Guo." Xiaofeng said this to remind Xiao Yueyue not to be too arrogant.

"You want to choose someone, but they still look down on you. Just now, Xiao Guo and Yan Hexiang broke off directly in the background, do you know? After Xiao Guo said that he would partner with his goddess and let Yan Hexiang stay cool and cool. My master didn't try to persuade you so well. It's not easy for my father to use it. How about you?" Xiao Yueyue said with contempt.

"I don't care if it's my father, Xiao Guo is too sloppy like this." Xiaofeng said with a look of disbelief.

"People said that everything is worth it for the goddess, who else can you choose?" Xiao Yueyue said very proudly.

"That's wrong, Xiao Guo can't choose, can I choose Xiao Guo and Xiao Xiao? You can't compare Xiao Guo, can you compare these two?" Xiao Feng felt that he could not admit defeat on this, so he couldn't look at it. Xiao Yueyue's proud and mean look.

"You are talking about my master’s second son and my master’s son, yes, I can’t compare these two, they have a good father, but don’t forget how old they are now. Let’s not talk about them. People are willing to devote themselves to the cross talk business, you can't wait for you." Xiao Yueyue first admitted that he couldn't compare with it, but Xiaofeng was speechless when he retorted.

"Listen to you, do you have to?" Xiaofeng pinched her waist as if I didn't believe it.

"Analyze from the perspective of popularity, ability, etc., I am definitely the most suitable candidate. As long as you choose me, I can definitely achieve great results in the field of cross talk." Xiaoyueyue felt that Xiaofeng could finally accept the reality.

"Well, can I ask when you were born?" Xiaofeng frowned, and then asked very seriously.

"In 1985, what happened?" Xiao Yueyue replied with a confused expression.

"more specific."

"X month x day, what's wrong, are you going to check your account?" Xiao Yueyue was even more confused.

"I'll pinch and count, you don't agree with me, we both have to finish playing with you as a partner." Xiaofeng gave Xiao Yueyue pass for a very unreliable reason.

"Wait, don't I remember that the eight characters are only useful when they are accurate to the hour?" Xiao Yueyue asked with a look of disbelief.

"I am a Korean algorithm, can you control it?" Xiaofeng explained nonsense.

"What I just said is the solar calendar, don't you have to use the lunar calendar for fortune telling?" Xiao Yueyue asked with a dazed expression.

"I used a Korean algorithm." No matter how Xiaoyueyue refuted Xiaofeng, he sent it away with a Korean algorithm. Xiaoyueyue said that he didn't expect Korean fortune telling to be so casual and unreliable.

Since it's a Korean algorithm, Xiao Yueyue couldn't refute it. After trying to no avail, Xiao Yueyue could only step down unwillingly. Before he stepped down, Xiao Yueyue asked Xiao Yueyue pleadingly. Can Feng’s promises be exchanged for fulfillment conditions, and after getting a negative answer, Xiao Yueyue was very angry for a long time. When the audience felt that they could watch a live PK today, Xiao Yueyue shouted and killed him in his hometown dialect. Your terrapin grandson ran off the stage chirpingly.

"I finally dismissed this person, and your recommendation is too unreliable. Looking for him as a partner, whether he favors me or I favor him, and is also very self-inflated. Sooner or later, such a person will have trouble." Xiaofeng started to bury Xiaoyueyue, but he got a lot of boos.

"Well, I'll be honest, when you find a partner, you can't find someone who is too strong, or the partner is too awkward, and you can't find someone who is cheap. If there is no saying that people are invincible, let alone find Wife chirps. After working with such a person for a long time, it is easy to doubt his gender and reach the level of doubting life. It is a pity that Xiaoyueyue has all three points." Xiaofeng's explanation this time was received by the audience. Agree, when he was rehearsing, Fatty Sun who was watching from the side praised the word well and wrote his heartfelt thoughts.