Korean entertainment, I am crazy

"Let’s start with the accent. Both my uncle and I have distinctive Northeast dialects. Don’t you understand the silly Northeast dialect, just this point can kill you in seconds." Sao Bing showed off his Northeast dialect.

"What's wrong with the Northeastern dialect, I can also say, not just Lao Guo Gundu, Lao Guo pulls the calf, I can also, I have to say that the song of Uncle sang the voice of hundreds of disciples of the Yunde Society." Zhang Helun said that Dongbei dialect is not a problem at all, and learning dialect is also one of the basic tasks for cross talk actors.

"Saobing, even if you keep your tongue straight before you talk, you know how to make troubles all day long. Can you practice basic skills when you have this time?" Zhang Yunlei said unhappy.

"What's wrong with my tongue? What's wrong with my tongue? What's wrong with my slurred speech? Other audiences like me. I'm a product. There is nothing and no special features in being a comedian these days. Look at others. Xiao Yueyue’s big butt face, look at Sun Yue’s body again, do you still want to be red if there is no special feature?” Sao Bing said with a smug face, Xiao Feng really didn’t expect that one day he could become a comedian with lisp. .

"Sao Bing, I don't like to listen to you. You said that crosstalk actors want to be popular. Then you can talk about the characteristics of our Master and Teacher Yu." Zhang Helun dug a hole for Sao Bing.

"Of course my master and Teacher Yu have their own characteristics. How about other couples being so popular? The biggest feature is that the two people talked about each other well." When there are too many pit jumps, Sao Bing also began to pay attention, talk about it. Finally found out where is the pit?

"It's no wonder that you are the first flatterer of Yunde Society. You watched the flattery." Zhang Helun was very sorry that Sao Bing did not jump into the pit.

"Oh, what's wrong with me flattering? If I say this is flattering, then what are the characteristics of our Master and Teacher Yu." Sao Bing has entered a mad dog state. As long as I face anyone, everyone feels dangerous.

"I won't talk about the characteristics of Teacher Yu, I guess everyone in China knows it." Said this He Lun beckoned to the audience like a conductor, and then Teacher Yu's three major hobbies are smoking, drinking and burning his head in Korea. Began the first popularization.

"What you said is wrong, this is a hobby, how can it be regarded as a feature?" Sao Bing retorted.

"Why is it not a feature? Hobbies are features to some extent, especially when this hobby is at its extreme. Have you ever seen Teacher Yu stepped down without smoking and drinking?" Zhang Helun started to arrange Teacher Yu with a smile on his face. Up.

"No." Sao Bing and Zhang Yunlei thought for a while, and then replied with a sad expression.

"Then do you see the look of Teacher Yu once he didn't burn his head?" Zhang Helun asked.

"It's not in reality. I have seen it in the photos. I asked my master about this. My master said that you want to see your uncle who doesn't burn his head and was born 10 years late." Zhang Yunlei felt that Zhang Helun could not be alone and began to arrange teacher Yu. Up.

"Good guy, Daqing Teacher Yu started perming her hair when she was a teenager." Xiaofeng, who had been a prop for a long time, finally found a chance to interrupt her presence.

It’s only now that Xiaofeng realizes that she has been pitted by Lao Guo. It is good to find a bunch of people to support Xiaofeng, but it is actually Xiaofeng who holds a bunch of Lao Guo’s apprentices. Xiaofeng can’t point out the fault from Lao Guo’s writing. After all, he has the most words among these people, and there is no ah, this is you, my dad, these special words for praise, Xiaofeng once thought it was teasing by himself, and then a bunch of people changed to praise.

It’s not obvious when performing with Xiaoyueyue, but when he cooperates with Meng Hetang and Yan Yunda, Xiaofeng is forced to become a fanatic. Xiaofeng can be said to be a joke with Xiaofeng, but he practiced cross talk with these since childhood. Moreover, it is too unrealistic for the comedians who have been teasing for years to snatch their lives. Xiaofeng only now understands what is going on with so much freedom in Lao Guo's jokes.

Fighting with one teaser was hard enough for Xiaofeng, and now three teasing together Xiaofeng couldn't even interrupt.

"Uncle, haven't you noticed that Teacher Yu's hair style is very retro? That's proof that he has kept this hair style from his teenage years until now." Zhang Helun wanted to get dark.

"Okay, even if you are right about the characteristics of Teacher Yu, then you can talk about the characteristics of our master. Let me tell you today, do you dare to say it?" Sao Bing made a very awkward look that made Xiaofeng feel itchy. .

"Okay, today I am going to give up by Zhang Helun. I won’t wait for Yunde Society. I don’t need my ID card. As long as the audience applauds me, I would rather starve to death tomorrow. Today I’ll talk about my master’s Characteristics." Zhang Helun put on a generous gesture of going to death, expressing that he is a typical representative who wants to applaud.

If the applause is not given, then the audience is here to make trouble, not to listen to the fans of the cross talk. After the applause, Zhang Helun first took a stance, then glanced backstage with a guilty conscience, and finally urged at Sao Bing. Zhongcai said with a lack of confidence: "Actually, you all know the characteristics of my master. The name of a little black fat man can explain the problem. I think everyone understands it. I don't need to explain it in detail."

"Wait, I know what your master is called Fatty Xiaohei, but how can this explain the characteristics of your master? You should explain it." Xiaofeng felt that since she is watching the show, she is not afraid of the big deal.

"Uncle, are you kidding me, don't you know that your relationship with my master is so good?" Zhang Helun said with embarrassment.

"No kidding, I really don't know." Xiaofeng started to pretend to be dumb again.

"I think the audience in the audience would also like to hear you explain, do you want to listen." Xiaofeng began to mobilize the audience.

Zhang Helun’s "must" on the scene made Zhang Helun’s no more evasive. Zhang Yunlei and Sao Bing also persuaded Zhang Helun, saying that he had no less black master and was shot once a day until the day he died. It's half a time this time.

"Well, since everyone is thinking about it, I'll just talk about it. I'll talk about it first. You all know how dark my master is. The way to distinguish him from coal after taking off his clothes is to poke with my finger. What he is hard is coal, and you can’t see people when you turn off the lights. In the early years, my master was downcast, and then I did not use this feature to make unprofitable business. The stories between my master and the eminent monk were not one by one because of limited time. I've introduced it. Generally speaking, it is only five words, which is too damn black." After finishing this, Sao Bing said that she is more afraid of death than Zhang Yunlei.

"After talking about black, let’s talk about fat. Now my master’s fatness is not so obvious. One is because Yunde Club is making more and more money, and there are more and more fat people. Even Xiaoyueyue is like standing next to Sun Yue. It’s not showing fat, let alone my master.” Just after Zhang Helun finished speaking, Zhang Yunlei reminded him not to attack too broadly. An old Guo now has nothing to do with Zhang Helun who is indestructible, but it does not mean anything else. The same goes for people.

"Finally talk about this small print. Xiao is not saying that my master is young, let alone that my master is not fat enough, but that it represents his size. My master's size, oh... oh, you don’t even see it when you take off your shoes. It’s him, that height, oh... oh, I’m kneeling and he jumps up and he will be able to hit my knees, oh... oh." Zhang Helun started his most distinctive narrative method, every sentence, oops, listened little. Feng Na is a troublemaker.

"Oh, we have something to say, what's the matter?" Xiaofeng knew that pretending not to understand and then angrily brushed his sense of existence. On the stage of cross talk, the mode of free play is not suitable for Xiaofeng.

"Didn't I feel that my master is so short and boundless." Zhang Helun said with aggrieved expression.

"What you said is too much. Your master is short, black and fat. That's right, but it's far from what you describe. It's no wonder that you are dead. You can be a little expert like you. It's not a big miracle to live up to now." In conclusion, this little phoenix will have been doing variety shows for so long without robbing them.

Zhang Helun said that he doesn’t care about anything else. As long as the audience is satisfied, Xiaofeng is happy to listen. He is prepared to stick to the feature of Master Hei, even if Lao Guo dies, he can’t stop it. If he can’t say anything and his children are After entering this line, Zhang Helun felt that he could treat this as a family characteristic, without knowing anything. It was too easy for him to just consume Lao Guo and eat.

Xiaofeng also said that although he said too much, he said it was right. As his partner, he should dare to speak, dare to do, dare to do anything, as long as it is good for him, dare to say anything and do anything, only such a person who is unscrupulous. Red is easier.

Xiaofeng said that the Sao Bing was quit. He didn't hear a good thing for a long time after he said something, but Zhang Helun got Xiaofeng's admiration for a few casual pastimes. This is too unreasonable. So Sao Bing immediately said that he can also entertain Lao Guo. Not only did he talk about what Zhang Helun just said, he also said that he had to talk about the relationship between him and his mother. His master died when he returned to China, etc., anyway, he could say I've said all the things that can't be said, and all that can be broadcast.

Even Zhang Helun said that with these words just now, Sao Bian definitely died worse than him.

Sao Bing said that he didn't care whether the death was miserable or not. He didn't give in and raised his hand without mercy. He was fighting for the place of this partner.

"Sao Bing, don't be so excited, let me just say it first, you can just learn it again, is my tooth wit that good? A shameless person like you, my uncle simply looks down on it." Zhang Helun is definitely not. Will miss any opportunity to attack Sao pie.

"You can't say that. Shamelessness is also a necessary condition for blushing. I never thought I could find a face-to-face partner in Yunde News Agency. It was too difficult." Xiaofeng said with a depressed expression.

"Uncle, this is wrong, how can it be called too difficult? It's not at all." Zhang Yunlei said with a smile.

"Hey, did you hear me? Did you hear me! Shamelessness is also an advantage. I am going to promote shamelessness. Although I have many advantages, you two are not unknown people. It is really not easy to win you easily. But don’t be happy, I still have assassins, it’s useless." Sao Bing decided to make a quick decision, and there are too many variables to go on.

"Also killer, Zhang Yunlei dare not say that I know how much hair you have on your Sao Bing, but I definitely know how capable you are. If you were not good at flattering, and you slept with your master since childhood, would you have the current results?" Zhang Yunlei He smiled disdainfully and gave Sao Bing a contemptuous look.

"Child, you have to say something clearly, otherwise it would be bad if you misunderstand." Xiaofeng reminded Zhang Yunlei.

"No misunderstanding, what I mean is that. Now who doesn’t know the rules of our Yunde Society, if you want to learn, you will sleep with the master first, if you want to learn well, you must be well with the master, if you want to learn fast, First love the teacher," Zhang Yunlei said endlessly.

"Hu! Hu! We can't tell even if something is true, even if people all over the world know it, they will pretend not to know. If you say this, you will not be far away from them, and you will be dead. "To be honest, these Xiaofeng like to listen, but who made so many lines to write, if you don't stop Xiaofeng, I guess Zhang Yunlei will not go down.

"No, why do I think you are so sour when talking? Lao Guo is my teacher. In fact, that's my father. He doesn't have a father and son name but he has a relationship between father and son. This is the result of sleeping for 13 years. Are you better than that?" Sao Bing looks like I sleep more and I am proud.

"I didn't even mention this. You guys still mention it. I think it's boring to use this to suppress you. I am different from Xiao Guo. I know that Lao Guo is my father who licked his face. I don't like him the most. Talented people who are able to fight for father." Sao Bing described herself as very tall, and even if he can be the captain of the double spit, he does not care if he has the current reputation.

"Sao Bing, I appreciate you very much. It's right not to fight Dad. You need to be hard when you hit the iron. Tell me what you are going to fight with him." Xiaofeng made a very admiring look.

"Father doesn't fight, but we have a mom." Sao Bing laughed and endured uncomfortably.

"Child, everyone has a mother, there's no need to fight for this." Xiaofeng looked at the pornographic pie as if she was getting shit. What kind of crazy is this.

"Can mom and mom be the same? I don't fight for father, but I fight for mom." Sao Bing said with a smug face. Xiaofeng sentimentalized just now and despised Xiao Guo's fight father. Where can people go noble.

"Then I have to ask, is your mother?" Xiaofeng asked curiously.

"Uncle, you can talk to me like this, if someone talks to me, your mother and your mother, I have to beat him up." Sao Bing said with a depressed look.

"Excuse me, please forgive me for being a Korean, my Chinese is not very good, then what is your mother?" Xiaofeng changed the word with a smirk.

"Your mother's." Sao Bing couldn't bear it this time, and Xiaofeng replied with a dazed expression. Zhang Helun and Zhang Yunlei condemned the Sao Bing for committing crimes and disrespect the elders. Others said that they were suspected of swearing, but don't Forget the uncle is Korean, Chinese is not very good.