Korean entertainment, I am crazy

Xiaofeng took the initiative to change your mother and your mother to Lingtang, and Sao Bing readily admitted her mistake, and the topic was finally back on track.

"Speaking of my mother, everyone present here should know that her elder's name is Song," said Sao Bing proudly.

"Sao Bing, your mouth must be practiced well. People's name is the second one. You have to say it as the fourth. You are not afraid that your mother will smoke you. Sao Bing. Don't you mean to despise Xiao Guo? Isn't it just based on strength?" Zhang Yunlei moved Song Dandan out of the show when he heard of Sao Bing with a gloomy expression.

"Hey, I'm fighting mom, not fighting father, I mean not fighting father, but did I say not fighting mom?" Sao Bing said with a grimace.

"This person is shameless, you really have nothing to do with him." Zhang Helun also looked distressed, and this big killer embarrassed him.

"Uncle, my faint mother, do you know?" Sao Bing felt that she had the chance to win, and she started to chant.

"Of course I know Teacher Song Dandan, but when did Teacher Song become your mother, Lingtang?" Xiaofeng almost made a mistake without paying attention.

"You don't know this. Hundreds of millions of people in China know about this." Sao Bing was a little unhappy, and Xiaofeng said that he didn't know how to answer.

"No, let me ask, Teacher Song's surname is Song, and your surname is Sao, so why are you married?" Xiaofeng asked with a puzzled look.

"Uncle, uncle, can you ask after you figure it out?" Zhang Helun hurriedly stopped Xiaofeng. No matter how good the Chinese was, it wouldn't change the fact that Xiaofeng is a Korean. This kind of common sense problem was unclear.

"Yeah, how can you say my last name is Sao, Uncle? My stage name is Sao Bing." Sao Bing's words made Zhang Helun even more speechless. Can we catch the point when we speak?

"Oh, forgive me, you also know that your uncle is Korean. You are not sure about this, so your surname is Song?" Xiaofeng asked apologetically.

"My surname is not Song, my surname is Zhu. The reason why I don't have the same surname as my mother is very simple. My indifferent mother is a godmother I recognize, not a dear." Seeing Xiaofeng nodding to show that she understood, Sao Bing continued Said: "Although it is done, it is no different from my relatives. My mother said indifferently that I will take me to Hollywood to hang out in the future. I and you are not at the same level at all. You still PK with me."

"It turns out to be a godmother, I know that it is a tradition in the Chinese entertainment industry to recognize godfathers and godmothers. There are so many people who recognize godfathers. This is the first time I see godmothers." Xiaofeng suddenly realized. Said like.

"Oh, uncle, you can't talk nonsense about this. What is the tradition of recognizing godfather and godmother is the tradition of the Chinese entertainment circle. This is too offensive." Zhang Yunlei hurriedly reminded Xiaofeng that there were some things that could not be said casually.

"Okay, can't the three of you find a point? Even if you are a real mother, according to the Chinese tradition, there are many more surnames with your father than with your mother, right? The surname with your mother is only a rare phenomenon. At the beginning, the question was wrong. You said it for a long time. Uncle is Korean and can forgive, but you two can’t forgive it. You two still talk about cross talk. You don’t even know this common sense, so quickly step down and don’t be embarrassed here. "Zhang Helun couldn't listen anymore. He just reminded him that he was snatched by Sao Bing. As a result, the three people had been talking about this issue for a long time, which was really shameful.

"Oh, that's how it is." Xiaofeng then suddenly realized, as if there are many children in Korea with their mother's last name.

"Don't talk about those useless. Everyone has small problems. Those are small things. As far as I said just now, either of you can compare with me." Sao Bing's chin was about to be raised to his forehead.

"Saobing, you've been talking about this for several years. You said that you are going to Hollywood for two or three years, but would you go and let us see it once?" Zhang Yunlei said with a look of disdain.

"Yes, Yunde Club can't pretend to be you anymore, and can go to Hollywood. Why are you still here vying with us for this partner?" Zhang Helun said in cooperation.

"Can you blame me for this? At first, my faint mother said on the stage to take me to Hollywood and you all heard it." Sao Bing's face started to rustle again, and she was about to cry again.

"I said it, but it's a joke. Can you take it seriously on the stage of cross talk? Whoever takes it seriously is a fool." Zhang Helun was dark and refreshed to see Sao Bing like this.

"Yeah, you don't know what happened that day. You were almost driven crazy by the master on the stage, and you all cried, and cried and called your mother up. Can your mother help you save face? Once you have said something, it's over. I didn't expect you to take it seriously. Until now, you still use this to tell the story." Zhang Yunlei followed suit.

"You don't know at all, I didn't take it seriously at the beginning, but when I got to the stage, my mother said faintly. These words are true. As long as she goes to Hollywood, she must take me with her." Sao Bing's momentum It dropped a lot in one fell swoop, and there is no such thing as giving up to me anymore.

"Then why haven't you gone to Hollywood?" the double-card combination asked together.

"I want to go, but there is a prerequisite that my Dan Dan's mother must go first. The key is that I don't think my age can wait for my Dan Dan's mother to go to Hollywood to take me with me." Said with a cry.

"Uncle, don't you understand, just this kind of unreliable thing as a killer, can you find him as a partner?" Zhang Yunlei seized a little opportunity to belittle Sao Bian, there is no father and son in love, and he is a teacher before the future Brotherhood is nothing at all.

"I understand, but I'm very curious about what a good place Hollywood is. It's worth the teacher's promise. Sao Bing always uses this to make things easier." Xiaofeng asked confused.

"Uncle, this Hollywood is actually Hollywood, just that American blockbuster." Zhang Helun asked Xiaofeng to answer his questions.

"What's the meaning of this? Why is there a separate name for Hollywood? I don't know about American blockbusters, I only know small Japanese films." Xiaofeng went on to talk nonsense.

"It's not another name. This involves a transliteration issue. Huaxia transliteration is Hollywood, and Xiangjiang's translation is Hollywood. Huaxia and Xiangjiang's translation are much different." Zhang Yunlei explained clearly.

"It turned out to be like this, I understand, but why use Xiangjiang's translation? Isn't Sao Bing a native of Northeast China?" Xiaofeng found a new problem again.

"Uncle, you are my relative uncle, this question is not important, you are here to find a partner." Sao Bing said criedly.

"Oh, yes, I'm here to choose a partner. This question is not important." Xiaofeng suddenly realized again.

"Uncle, look at my condition, is it a big deal better than them? I must be the candidate for your partner." Sao Bing hoped that Xiaofeng would be determined quickly while the iron was hot.

"How can I be sure that it is you? Sao Bing didn't play Xinyan like that. I just listened to you for so long. How can we be sure if we haven't said anything?" Up.

"That is, just listen to your advantages that are not your advantages. We can understand if you don't talk about your shortcomings, but we must also talk about our own advantages, which is fair." Zhang Yunlei continued.

"Bingbing, what they said makes sense, or let them tell me that I am making a decision? After all, choosing a partner is a lifelong matter. Choosing an inappropriate one will cause trouble." Xiaofeng made a final decision. refute.

The Shuangzhang League briefly discussed it and decided to belittle Xia Bing while boasting himself, but absolutely not allowed to black the opponent. Whoever chooses depends on the ability to boast. After the two agreed, Zhang Helun stood up and prepared to boast. .

"Compared to these two, I am not too much. People of our generation have similar styles. Xiaoyueyue's style is cheap. He founded the cheap door. The style of Sao Bing is Sao. Now we are here. The generation is basically the competition for hegemony, but in fact, our style is far more than these two, from the general direction is divided into five categories." Zhang Helun's style is different from Sao Bing, which is extremely boasting and extremely shameless. Zhang Helun is modest and cautious. Xiaofeng prefers this style.

"To sum up these five categories, the East Sao, the West inferior to the South, the North is black." Zhang Helun continued.

"Wait, I have to ask, what do you say about this thing?" Xiaofeng turned into a primary school student who asked if he didn't understand.

"Everyone knows Dongsao and Xijian, they refer to Sao Bing and Xiao Yueyue, and Nan You refers to our master brother."

"Wait, which wei is this wei? i" Xiaofeng interrupted Zhang Helun again.

"Suo, the style of our master brother."

"It turns out to be wei, wei." Xiaofeng said with regret.

"Which wei do you think it is?" Zhang Helun asked with a smirk.

"I thought I found something interesting, so go ahead and talk." Xiaofeng coughed dryly and said with a little embarrassment.

"This Beihei is talking about me, and the black refers to Master Hei. Sooner or later, these four disciplines will flourish." Zhang Helun said with confidence.

"It turns out that it's such a bad guy, is there anything in it?" Xiaofeng asked again.

"Uncle, you really know the Chinese culture very well, even in the southeast, northwest and northwest." Zhang Helun also began to flatter.

"Will there be martial arts novels in Korea too?" Xiaofeng replied with a sense of speechlessness. Such a classic title is worse than Zhang Helun.

"Middle is my master, Gangmen." Zhang Helun's voice increased several levels.

"Alas, our teacher's door is Guo Men, but it can't be called Gang Men. It's not easy to say, do you know?" Sao Bing reminded.

"What's wrong with Gangmen? Is my master's fan called a steel wire? Isn't my master's name Gangmen correct?" Zhang He replied ethically.

Sao Bing said that no one will stop you when you die, so you can say whatever you want, and see who gets beaten after you step down.

"Compared to these two of them, I don't have much advantage. My biggest advantage is talent. I made up all the jokes against my master." Zhang Helun expressed his gratitude to the cheers from the audience and said that he must quit in the future. Arrogance and rashness brought Lao Guo to a new height.

It is estimated that only the audience likes such a talented method. Xiaofeng said that he has no substitute for Lao Guo as the new protagonist of Zhang Helun's story.

"Creative novels are nothing. I am preparing to publish a book in the near future. Everyone knows that our uncle Yu Qianyu published a book called Wan Yu Qian, and my book is called..." Zhang Helun was caught before he finished speaking. Sao Bing stopped.

"What is our uncle's book called?" Sao Bing asked.

"Playing with Yu Qian? Isn't it right? The three characters are clean in writing, playing with Yu Qian." Zhang Helun said nonsense seriously.

"That book is called Wan, Yu Qian is the author's name." Sao Bing corrected it with disdain.

"Then my book is called Big Boss. The author Zhang Helun is the Big Boss Zhang Helun. How about I am talented?" Zhang Helun said shamelessly.

"Not so good. I didn't put gold on my face like that. You are ashamed to stand up and fight with me?" Sao Bing became even more disdainful.

Xiaofeng also said that Zhang Helun could take a break, so let's talk about Zhang Yunlei.

"My advantage is very obvious. Everyone can see that when I go to this station, I agree to find a partner to find a unique style, but I can’t agree with it when I look for someone with a similar style as Sao Bing said. As a partner, you must have different styles in order to satisfy the tastes of more audiences. If similar styles stand together, the picture will be harmonious, but the beauty will be lost.” Zhang Yunlei performed fairly well, neither excessively praised himself nor devalued others. That makes a lot of sense.

"Being responsible for the appearance of my body, it is only harmonious when I stand with my uncle in a weak body. I am responsible for showing my face, and my uncle is responsible for showing my body. Then I have all the things to watch." People stood on the stage, Zhang Yunlei said. It can be verified at the scene that although Xiao Fengsu is so depressed and will be complained about his appearance, he has to admit that what Zhang Yunlei said makes sense.

Sao Bing immediately said that compared to red, meat reduction and plastic surgery are minor issues. Zhang Helun also said that he doesn't mind making a systematic plan for appearance and figure.

"Of course, these are not the most important ones. My biggest advantage is that I am not afraid of death. I can do everything for the sake of redness." When it came to this, Zhang Yunlei's words were hardened.

"What do you mean by this?" Although dissatisfaction is reduced to praise, but if you don't say anything about praise, Xiaofeng will really become a prop on the stage.

"I think I jumped down from a place more than 10 meters away because of the red. What else could stop me when I did this for red?" Zhang Yunlei shouted with great momentum.

"I also know that you didn't succeed in your performance at the beginning. Didn't Lao Guo say that you drank too much? There are also media reports that you were stuck in love for a while and couldn't commit suicide. Why did you sacrifice for red?" Xiaofeng puzzled Asked.

"That's just a rhetoric. Why do I go to the train station when I drink too much, and give me things to my colleagues, grandma, I can't tell the way I drink it like that, can I still go to give things? More than ten meters? How comfortable it is to find a skyscraper to jump down. You don't have to worry about what to do if you can't die, but you can still experience the feeling of flying." Zhang Yunlei's explanation, Xiaofeng felt that there was some truth.