Korean entertainment, I am crazy

"The advantages of the two of them are nothing. What is shame to be famous, what is it to recognize a godfather and godmother to be famous, I don't even want my life to be famous, who can compare with me." The ladies have been haggling today. Zhang Yunlei finally got his hand, and Zhang Yunlei, who had been relatively low-key, finally gained a strong hand.

"Hey, wait a minute, it's okay if you want to be famous, but what's the matter of being famous? You've even gotten in to be famous. Is it worth it? Boy, next time you want to be famous again, I advise you not to be more than ten meters away. Jumping down from a high place, it is better for you to save someone from being hit by a car or drowning than this. I guarantee you can at least be on the provincial news." Xiaofeng feels that Zhang Yunlei is a bit looking in the wrong direction. Since he didn’t even want his life. There are many ways to become famous.

"I don’t really want to die. Didn’t I say that before? The heavy fall was completely an accident. With this unsuccessful experience, I promise that this will never happen next time. I will definitely be able to fall. You can still get on the news if you don't pay much attention." Zhang Yunlei began to curse and swear, not only he reiterated that he will continue to walk on the road to fame, and he will go as far as possible.

"Sao Bing is the captain of the fifth team, Zhang Helun claims to be the founder of the Black Gate, these are nothing, Zhang Yunlei, the captain of the Yundeshe daredevil team, stand up in dissatisfaction, I will kill you." Zhang Yunlei lifted the front of the coat. I got up as if I was about to do it.

"Don't, don't be so excited. It's not worth fighting for fame. There are many things you can pursue in life. Although no one can escape the word fame and fortune, you can't be so persistent. Don't you think you are very tired? Is it?" Now that Uncle Shouting, Xiaofeng feels that she has an obligation to help Zhang Yunlei establish the correct three views.

"I did this because it was too painful to be famous. I also wrote a poem to illustrate my determination, ah~! Life is precious, love is more expensive, if it's fame, both can be done. Throw, as long as I can become famous, let me do anything." Zhang Yunlei said more and more firmly, as if he would jump off the building if he didn't agree with him.

"Good guy, hey, stop posing. I said that cross talk is not just for fun. If I find you as a partner and just break in, you end up playing off and die. It's not very difficult to find another partner. But I can’t afford to delay so much time.” Originally, Xiaofeng thought Zhang Yunlei was the most reliable of the three. Not only did he listen to what he said, but Xiaofeng also appreciated his attitude. It is the least reliable.

"Uncle, don’t worry, as long as you become your partner, I promise to take you with you every time I play. I will never go alone first. Even if we play off, we can be a companion on the road, even if I go. If you are disabled, I will come back and take you away." Zhang Yunlei said with a smile.

"No, why are you so flustered by what you said? I'm here to say that the cross talk is here or the ghost story is here. I am looking for a partner, but I am looking for someone to die together." Xiaofeng was very angry. Questioned,

"Uncle, let me just say, it's still the most suitable for me. Don't worry, as long as I can go to Hollywood, I will never forget my uncle. Then I will let someone play a leading supporting role in a movie starring me." Sao Bing began to give Xiaofeng drew cakes.

"Thank you in advance, as long as you don't shoot a TV series called Widow and let me be the actor like your master, the 44-episode TV series actor will start out with black and white photos in less than a minute." Tucao Sao Bing At the same time, Xiaofeng didn't forget to bring Lao Guo with him.

"Uncle, I'm still reliable, think about it, after many years I will write our partner's experience into a book, then you can live with me forever." Zhang Helun, who is a painting cake, is also quite skilled.

"Are you sure it's not a stinking thing?" Xiaofeng asked back.

"The effect of Yiwu Wannian is the same as that of Liufang Baishi to some extent. Some people are not afraid of scolding, but they are too lazy to scold you. I have thought about the name of the book, so I will call my partner." Zhang Helun began to imagine that it is not reliable. The future.

"Learning from my uncle, the writing is clean, the four characters in the book are my partner, and the three characters are written on the bottom of the symmetrical stone. When they read it together, my partner is stool." Zhang Helun smiled special Happy.

"Hey, stop, I have no problem with the title of the book, but why is there still three words for stool on the cover?" Xiaofeng asked unhappy.

"The author's name." Zhang Helun's answer left Xiaofeng speechless.

"Aren't you called Zhang Helun? Why did it become a stool?" Xiaofeng then asked.

"Uncle, why are you so disgusting when you talk? What is poop? It's a big side of a stone, a stone of a stone, and it's big in size. You can watch while walking." Zhang Helun explained with aggrieved expression.

"Since you use such a pen name, don't publish books." After listening to the explanation, Xiaofeng felt speechless.

"Uncle, it's better to choose me. You chose me today. Tomorrow we will fly to Nanshan Pagoda. When I think about the theme song, I will sing that ibelieve, icanfly, I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch When I reach the sky, I believe I can fly high. I see the gate of the underworld approaching me." Zhang Yunlei said and sang it. The tune was still the original one, but the change in the lyrics gave Xiaofeng a kind of The feeling of holding an egg.

"I want to jump to your master, do I promise to follow the celebrities?" Xiaofeng directly threw the pot to Lao Guo. What kind of apprentice is there, although there are all kinds of birds from Linzi, Lao Guo has several hundred It's not surprising that an apprentice has something strange, but the odds rate is too high.

"Uncle, you choose me, I promise to be obedient."

"Uncle choose me, not only obedient, but also sleeping with him."

"Uncle, let me take you to fly." The three people of Sao Bing made a noise around Xiaofeng.

"Okay, shut up, whether I choose my partner or my partner choose me? The three of you are willing to quarrel and get out of the stage to make a noise. So many people are watching, and there are videos. It's nothing to shame you, anyway. The actors don’t care about this. It’s okay to shame your master. Your master is no longer a person, but you can’t lose the face of Hua Xia. I won’t choose this partner. Where did you come from?” Xiaofeng was so annoyed that he began to roar. Up.

"Uncle, don't be angry, wait until the partner is determined, my master promised that it will not be easy once again." Sao Bing tried to persuade Xiaofeng, but it is better not to persuade.

"Don't talk about the useless ones, I found out. You Yunde society is so popular that you don’t like Lao Guo Litong, and those who are not so popular are going crazy to get this opportunity. When your master made this promise, there was absolutely nothing safe. Well, maybe it's to clean up the door, where do you love it, I won't find this partner, and I won't talk about cross talk." Xiaofeng said angrily.

"Uncle, what are you saying is true?" Sao Bing wanted to make a final confirmation.

"It's more real than real gold." Xiaofeng said that he should get rid of these three fools first. Who made him promise to find a partner among the three people? After fooling away, he will continue to look for a partner. If you don't believe it, it will be so difficult to find a normal person in Yunde Society.

"What to do now, let you fight, now there is no more to fight." Sao Bing complained with an unhappy expression.

"That's right, is it interesting to fight back and forth?" Zhang Helun is a wall of grass.

"Yes, it hurts the brother's feelings." Zhang Yunlei added.

I didn't have to argue with the three of them, but instead listened to them. Xiaofeng wanted to make a complaint that the three of you knew that it was the senior brother, but the three of you didn't give Xiaofeng this opportunity at all.

"Then what should I do now, making it so embarrassing?" Sao Bing asked very depressed.

"Yun Lei, your mind is the quickest. You can give an idea. In order to fight for this, we have offended Master, Master, and other brothers. If there is no way, I don’t think you have to fly anymore. I will go back to the hotel today. It can make people throw it down from the 22nd floor." Zhang Helun said with a distressed expression. He didn't think there was anything when he was arguing. He dare to say anything. Now it's too late to regret.

"I have one idea." Zhang Yunlei showed a profound smile, and after seeing the urging eyes of Sao Bing and Zhang Helun, he said, "It doesn't matter if he doesn't want a partner. The three of us form a combination, after the friendship just now. Talking, I think the combination of the three of us works pretty well."

"No way, no, the three of us are all teasing. What's the matter if we get together? All three are teasing. Is that still a cross talk?" Before Zhang Yunlei finished speaking, Sao Bing retorted.

"I think what Yun Lei said makes sense. Why is our master famous? Isn't it just innovation? The three of us can be called innovation if we get together." Zhang Helun agreed with Zhang Yunlei's proposal.

"Is this combination good?" Sao Bing asked incredulously.

"It doesn't matter whether it is good or not, we will have an explanation when we form a combination." Zhang Yunlei glanced at Sao Bing with a very contemptuous look.

"Oh, oh, oh, yes, make a combination, let's go down and discuss what the name of the three of us is." Sao Bing finally understood what Zhang Yunlei meant.

Xiaofeng stared blankly at the three people leaving the stage. He stood alone on the stage in a very embarrassing manner. After a long time, he brazenly yelled backstage, and it turned out that Lao Guo came up.

"Oh, my brother, how is the partner looking for? Say, who is in the picture." Lao Guo walked to Xiaofeng with a smile on his face.

"I didn't find the right one." Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and returned to Lao Guo.

"No, although the people who came to Korea this time are not very elite, it is not difficult to find a partner for you, right? You are too demanding." Lao Guo calmly accepted the audience's boos with a face. Asked with concern.

"My requirements are not high at all, and they fall again and again. I just want to find a more normal person." Xiaofeng felt that she was too wronged.

"This requirement is not high. If you go to Yunde Agency to find a normal one, you have to be a human. This requirement is too high. Brother, you have come to the wrong place. No one who says cross talk is a human, let alone normal. Now, do you know what the predecessor of our Yunde Society is? The China Second Mental Hospital was reorganized and was called Yunde Society. The name is elegant but not straightforward at all. After so many years, not much knows what we do. "Lao Guo, with a sincere face, popularized the history of Yunde Society to Xiaofeng.

"Feelings, I fell into a mental illness nest." Xiaofeng asked with staring eyes.

"Then you think that, so if you ask not to be so demanding, it's almost enough." Lao Guo's eyes were rounder than Xiaofeng's, as if the two of them now say that they are rounder.

"Forget it, for the sake of my physical and mental state, I still don't talk about cross talk." Xiaofeng made a look of fear, and almost fell into an eternal hatred.

"Don't be discouraged. If you have the opportunity to go to our headquarters, I will call all the cross talk actors from Quan Yunde Society and let you choose. Your salary is higher than that of the emperor. Although the emperor's name is seventy-two partial concubines from the three officials and six hospitals, You can’t choose from hundreds of people at once, brother, don’t worry, my old Guo is the one who speaks, and you have to hold him if you say that you must hold it.” Lao Guo said that he is a man who speaks and can’t let Xiao Fengbai. Come back.

Xiaofeng didn't want to continue to talk about this topic, and strictly rejected Lao Guo's proposal. Only a few of them made Xiaofeng embarrassed. If a lineup of hundreds of people was formed, Xiaofeng could die. Yanjing, playing a rather peculiar Fallen Leaf, the soul is back to China.

"I'm really not looking for a partner? That way, I don't force it. If you don't find it, you don't want to find it, but you must honor the female ghost and female fairy who promised me, or I will let the two disciples block your door every day and talk about cross talk." Lao Guo still obsessed about female ghosts and fairies.

Xiaofeng immediately said that he would definitely honor it. If the two who talked about the cross talk were entangled by Lao Guo's apprentice, Xiaofeng said that it would be better to kill him directly.

Xiaofeng promised, and Lao Guo was very happy. Lao Guo said that it is okay not to find a partner or talk about cross talk. The circle of cross talk is too messy.

"Just now, I was talking about an adapted paragraph, which was created by Feng En and I. Don’t take it seriously. I don’t want someone to complain again tomorrow. Lao Guo is swollen again. Luo Fengen earns more minutes than you. The Yunde club has a lot of money for a year. Can anyone go to the Yunde club to talk about cross talk?" Old Guo started to hack himself again.

"The joke was written by Teacher Guo, and the money I made is not that exaggerated. In fact, Yunde Club still makes a lot of money. Look at those who buy houses and exchange cars, those who wear famous watches, those who wear international brands, and the company of Yanjing. I can't even afford it." Xiaofeng helped Lao Guo to commit suicide.

"Really? Where did you hear what you said? How come I don't know? The listings are all false, don't believe it." Lao Guo's words were booed again.

"Why did you arrange such an opportunity for Feng En today? You see, those of my apprentices who are a bit famous are all coming up, not my old Guo Chongyang, the reason is called Zhi Eun Tubao, for Yundesha in Seoul Feng Eun did not help much during the performance, and I am not afraid of all the jokes. The Korean artists present were hired by Feng Eun, and the venue was rented by Feng Eun. Even the entire Yunde Club’s itinerary in Korea was arranged by Feng Eun. Yes, for this, I can only express my gratitude in this form. Of course, the key is Feng En’s Chinese level. Or I can just pull a Korean star out and create a hundred paragraphs. It’s useless, he can’t tell. , I can also write Korean paragraphs, but you don't understand it." Lao Guo didn't say a few serious words before going down again, and his boos would break through the sky.