Korean entertainment, I am crazy

"Liewei may not be very familiar with this one." Lao Guo pointed at Sao Bing and Cao Heyang said that after finishing the recording, he will start to introduce Xiaofeng.

"Don't say unfamiliar, no one knew me at all." Xiaofeng said with a suffocated face. As soon as Xiaofeng's voice fell, someone in the audience said that he knew who he was.

"Look, let's be scornful. Although you are Korean, someone knows who you are." Although it was recording, Lao Guo found the feeling of being on the stage of Yunde Society, and the audience's assists were sharp.

"You really know me or you know me, don't think I didn't know that you just checked with your mobile phone." Xiaofeng didn't buy it. It was too bad to be treated as a passerby at the door.

"Well, whether the audience knows you or not, thank you very much for participating in the filming of our show as a guest assistant." Lao Guo decided not to entangle on this topic.

"Participating in the recording is not the main purpose. The main purpose is to help you find out the two black sheep in the apprentice team." Xiaofeng said to Lao Guo with a smile after looking at Sao Bing and Cao Heyang.

"Well, this time you saw it very beautiful, but we still need to continue to work hard in the future. There is a saying in China that there are all kinds of birds when the forest is big, and the apprentices collect too much, but they don't keep the same." Lao Guo began to feel distressed again.

"Then you have to hurry up, I guess your apprentices will be prepared after this episode is broadcast." Xiaofeng reminded with a smile.

"It's okay, there is still a period of time before the broadcast of this episode, and I can't clean up all my apprentices. With these two chickens and monkeys, it's almost the same." Lao Guo said that there are too many apprentices and too many black sheep. If the water is clear, there will be no fish. Take out two chickens from time to time to tidy up.

"Master, I don't want to be a chicken." Sao Bing finally got out of the awkward state, and fell to the ground very skillfully and hugged Lao Guo's legs, but because she could not estimate the distance and the height of Lao Guo in place, Sao Bing almost gave Lao Guo a fatal blow.

"Child, this is on the stage. What are you doing? Besides, you can't talk like that. This is a recording. It will be broadcast on Dragon TV in the future. Don't say anything that is prone to misunderstanding." Lao Guo said. A look of struggling.

"Forgive me, everyone knows that you read less on Sao Bingshu. If you say something that is prone to misunderstanding, you must not forget to think about it. Forgive me." Lao Guo said that it is not your fault that you read less, but you still show off if you read less. It shouldn't be.

"Master, your thinking is too bad, even if I think, I have to have that function." Sao Bing said very aggrieved.

"Hu, hurry up and stop, besides, we don't think we will appear on the stage of Yunde Society in the future. I want to talk about cross talk." He can't play with Cao Heyang's crying, two making troubles and hanging himself like Sao Bing. , It’s not appropriate to play as a child’s apprentice, so he took a different approach and started from hobbies.

"Who, don't broadcast this paragraph, Sao Bing, this is an internal matter of our Yunde Society, we can't say on this stage, hurry up." Old Guo warned that Sao Bing should be adequate.

"I don't, I won't have a chance to speak if I'm not in this kind of occasion." Sao Bing knows Lao Guo's style well, if he doesn't seize this opportunity, he really won't have a chance.

"Oh, Sao Bing, you disappointed Master too much. If other apprentices want to leave, I won’t stop them, but you are a kid, how can you do this kind of thing? I asked your uncle to try Cao Heyang. , I didn't expect to try you out. If you want to leave, you can tell Master, Master won't stop you to die." Old Guo couldn't get rid of it, and said helplessly.

"Master, you see that you said to support me, but after a few years, I became a happy comedian. You also said that I am a child disciple. You just praise me like this. I am more sad than you when it comes to sadness." Crying.

"Furthermore, isn't there a saying that you can only lie through lies? It's really not the idea that I really am just now. Master, don't you know who I am? I was raised by you. "Sao Bing cried.

"Oh, boy, can we say something, don't come with this expression, you can start the dog when you have no expression, this expression is how long you want me to have a nightmare." Old Guo Make a look like I dare not look at you. Xiaofeng also thinks that Sao Bing looks really ugly. I don't know if I can scare the dog. Xiaofeng is absolutely fine to go out at night to scare people.

"Master, I know that I was wrong, so please forgive me this time. I'm pretty honest. Look at them fighting for Yunde, have I fought?" Sao Bing began to pretend to be wronged.

"Child, then you have to compete. From the perspective of popularity, there is Xiao Yueyue, from the beginning, there is your master and brother, from the perspective of personal ability, there is the team leader, and from the relationship between my son and Teacher Yu. Son, in terms of appearance, there is Zhang Yunlei, so what are you fighting for?" Lao Guo's words slammed the heart, and he directly said that Sao Bing was trapped.

"Master, what you said is so good. It is right that you don’t hold the Sao Bing. No matter how round you are, you can still think of Teacher Yu’s son at this time. This proves that your character is absolutely fine. ." Cao Heyang, who has never had much opportunity to perform, finally found a suitable flattering opportunity. This is his specialty.

"Don't tell me, Xiao Guo is a mystery, don't you think the uncle's child is a mystery? It's not clear who the child is." Sao Bing and Cao Heyang began to pinch, and today there is nothing to say about the situation. The pot is definitely not good anymore, they both hope that it is each other who is carrying the pot.

"Sao Bing, you really don't want to work in Yunde Society, do you? Can you say this here?" Although Lao Guo's skin color can't tell that his face is dark, Lao Guo still works very hard. Acting out a very angry look.

One cry and two troubles didn’t work. Sao Bing began to hang three times. Although the environment does not allow hanging, it is a senior level to pretend to be dead. You can die if you just lie down on a piece of land. The routine this time is also very simple. While Lao Guo pushed him, Sao Bing yelled that Lao Guo hit someone, and then lay on the ground without moving.

"Sao Bing, don't pretend to me. You didn't touch porcelain like you did. There are so many people with cameras. It is impossible for you to corrupt me." Lao Guo was not surprised by Sao Bing's performance. , This kind of thing has happened many times.

"Mr. Guo, if you want to call an ambulance, it will be a big accident and it will be bad for anyone." According to the words of Taiben Xiaofeng reminded, Xiaofeng's pretending acting performance Xiaofeng felt that Sao Bing was definitely a master.

"No, let him lie here, my apprentice's greatest ideal in this life is to be able to smell a lot of land after death." Lao Guo said indifferently, Xiaofeng felt that this ideal was really great.

After Lao Guo said that, Xiaofeng could only stand by and watch the show, but Cao Heyang couldn't let Sao Bing continue to act like this. Now it is a time when the dead Daoist is not a poor Daoist, Cao Heyang flies over and starts to use him very limited. His medical knowledge started first aid on Sao Bing.

The posture was extremely irregular and full of malice. The chest and heart massage was resisted by Sao Bing. After those punches, Xiao Fengguang felt pain. Lao Guo said that it was Sao Bing who was in good health. If it was him, it would be fine. All have to be beaten up.

Cao Heyang saw that the chest and heart massage failed to achieve the goal, he hesitated a little, and moved his mouth up. This picture is really unbearable to look at directly. No one believes that it is artificial respiration. No matter how you look at it, it is full of passion. kiss.

What surprised Cao Heyang was that Sao Bing actually resisted it again. Although Cao Heyang felt Sao Bing's tight body and clenched fists, he still did not open his eyes.

Lao Guo said that this kind of apprentice is not worth it. This picture appears on the stage of the Yunde Society a little bit big, let alone on the stage of the comedian.

Cao Heyang finally zoomed in, and started to unbutton his clothes in front of so many audiences. Before Lao Guolan, Cao Heyang, who opened a few buttons in his coat, pointed his chicken coop at Sao Bing’s nose, and then He covered it fiercely, and Xiaofeng felt a bit of a lock technique after watching the action.

The effect of the cover was immediate. Sao Bing's body began to twitch irregularly, and the feeling of struggling was similar to that of a drowning person. Although the Bing was moving, Cao Heyang didn't mean to let the Sao Bing go. He still held it tightly. If it weren't for Lao Guo's reaction to quickly pull Cao Heyang up, it is estimated that Sao Bing is definitely in danger of suffocation.

Even if Lao Guo made the shot in time, Sao Bing still foamed at the mouth and fell on the stage. Old Guo pinched his nose to train Cao Heyang, knowing that he still did so in the stinky chicken coop. If something went wrong with the Sao Bing, it would be deliberate. For the murder, Lao Guo felt that Cao Heyang didn't act well. At the beginning of this year, Yunde News Agency hadn't made any negative news. Cao Heyang was holding back here. It is all because Zhang Yunlei was a bad example of unsuccessfulness.

Lao Guo asked Xiaofeng to make the Sao Bing quickly. This time I was afraid that she was really going to the hospital. When Xiao Feng walked to the Sao Bing, she could smell the toothpaste. Xiao Feng felt that this routine was similar to the chili sauce nosebleed. Wonderful, it can be carried forward in variety shows.

Seeing Xiaofeng coming over, she didn't pretend the Sao Ping. Not only did she wake up, but also did it. The natural conditions restricted the performance of Sao Ping's acting skills. The unfocused eyes could not be seen if they weren't very close.

After a while, Sao Bing jumped up and started chasing Cao Heyang. Because of the leaky nature of the toothpaste, Lao Guo said that he would have to take a break and clean up the stage.

Xiaofeng hurriedly reminded Old Guo that it was not time to care about the stage. As a master, he should persuade him to end the farce as soon as possible. Both of them had gone around the stage for a week.

Lao Guo felt that Xiaofeng's words were reasonable, and then he began to persuade Cao Heyang not to run, and just let the Sao Bing kill him. This method of persuasion was very much in the style of Yunde Society.

Back on stage, Cao Heyang and Sao Bing are completely torn apart. Both want to pass the blame on each other. Sao Bing said that they are children and they are also praised. After all, they have participated in the TV series of Yunde. After all, he was on a happy comedian, and his girlfriend was helped by the master. He had no reason to betray the Yunde Society. It was Cao Heyang's partner who always said bad things about Master, and he was affected by these words.

Cao Heyang said that Sao Bing is a natural anti-bone, and it is the same size as Wei Yan. If placed in ancient times, it is definitely an anti-thief.

Lao Guo Lehehe said that the IQ and ability of Sao Bing was probably wiped out by the court before rebelling.

It’s interesting to see Sao Bing and Cao Heyang tearing each other in the mood of watching a play, especially when Lao Guo’s cynicism and comments are next to each other. They said that they were silent, and they also found out after so much. It's impossible for a person to take the blame, and all they can do now is to admit the mistakes and punishing them.

The grievances of the two were concentrated on Xiaofeng, and they would never do anything like this without Xiaofeng following them. So Xiaofeng, who was just called Uncle Luo by their affection, became vandalism. The villain of their master-disciple relationship said that their master made bad friends by mistake. The most annoying thing was that Lao Guo recognized the words of the two disciples.

Xiaofeng reminded Lao Guo that this idea was yours. Lao Guo arrogantly retorted that the idea was correct, but what he said was to let Xiaofeng test the apprentice’s loyalty, and did not let Xiaofeng mislead the apprentice. , Deliberately led his apprentice on a crooked road. In summary, he was not as uncle as Xiaofeng, and the evaluation of hurting your friend was considered polite.

Xiaofeng questioned Lao Guo depressedly, feeling that your master and apprentice had a trouble with him, and hello and I am fine, but the outsider himself has become a sinner, and you Yunde Club really know how to play.

Both Lao Guo and his two apprentices said that things would never have progressed to this point without the shit-chucking stick, Xiaofeng. While talking about it, they showed their deep affection between the master and the apprentice.

Looking at the situation, the scheming old Guo Xian withdrew and returned to the position of the host. Sao Bing and Cao Heyang did not have this kind of insight. They were still trying their best to complain about Xiaofeng who stayed in Yunde Society in order to please Master.

Xiaofeng was not polite, so he went straight up and started doing it. Cao Heyang was wise to pretend to be dead when he was overthrown by Xiaofeng. The Sao Bing who wanted to resist was a tragedy. The scream made people wonder if Xiaofeng was It's true, even Xiaofeng himself doubts whether he has used a little bit of strength, or that Sao Bing is a silver-like pewter spearhead, which is not useful.

In the end, Xiaofeng dragged Sao Bing and Cao Heyang off the stage and showed the audience what it means to drag a dead dog. Only then did the performance officially end. Sao Bing and Cao Heyang both got up and went to accept Old Guo’s with Xiaofeng. Interviewed.

"Is the performance just wonderful?" Although it wouldn't be a shady scene, Lao Guo was still willing to do something for his family.

"Feng En, tell me, how does it feel to be on this stage."

"I feel a little tired. I used to think that cross talk was just standing there and talking, but today I found out that I was wrong." Xiaofeng pretended to be tired and said.

"This is the characteristic of Sao Bing and Cao Heyang, sporty cross talk." Lao Guo began to put gold on his apprentice's face, obviously, most of the books were completed by Xiaofeng.

"Thank you very much for the wonderful performances of the three, please step down and take a break." The interview time was very short, and the comedian finals of Sao Bing and Cao Heyang were completely over.