Kuishinbo Elf

258th Foods The Adventurer of the Savory Grill

◆ ◆ ◆ Sigurd ◆ ◆ ◆

"Hey, Carter. Long time no see."

"Whoa, Sigurd! You're alive!

I heard you fucked up in Casaleim's prison flame labyrinth?

... Who the hell spreads such rumors?

I'll stop you later.

I give Carter the Bear Beastman who guards the Zeglact Gate five big copper coins,

I tried to get inside the town, but suddenly Carter's expression was strong.

What the hell happened, the moment I thought......

"but but but! Garndragon. Ah!

He looked at my partner behind me and he screamed.

I forgot to accidentally explain.

Or were you in the back earlier and you didn't notice?

"Sigurd, weren't the people of this country surprised to see me?

"Knock, knock, knock!? Talked ahhhh!?

"Uh already...... Carter, I'm so surprised.

Well, I guess the guards won't be able to do it. "

You look like a fish that puffs your mouth and feeds you, Carter.

I explained the situation.

"Hey, hey... don't freak me out. In a double sense.

You're awesome, I can't believe Garndragon is your partner.

I'm sure it's gonna be a rumor all over town, huh?

Quick to recover.

Boulder, I'd say guard,

Whatever you see, you don't freak out. I want you to wear the brains out.

"I'm looking forward to that. Let's go through then."

"Oh, take your time!

Me and my partner got dropped off by Carter and walked into Zeglact town.

They say this town of Zegrakt was originally a base of invasion of the Kingdom of Langsten,

It's a fortified city surrounded by strong walls.

Dozens of warships still stop by.

Let's just say it's a tough business to let this place fall.

Thus, the inhabitants of the town are also characterized by many people with liver.

"Gahhhhh!? Garndragon. Ah!?

"No more! It's over. Ah!

"As always, it's because of Pikapi!

"You mustn't look!

... I didn't have more liver in place than I thought.

The town is panicking.

"Sigurd, are you making a fuss?

"Uh... I don't know, the... I'm sorry, buddy"

And the moment my partner spoke people's words, the same phenomenon happened with Carter.

I decided to call this phenomenon the 'Carter Phenomenon'.

Eventually, it became a matter for the military to deploy,

My partner was making it up to me.

I succeed in getting things right with my desperate explanation.

"Damn, don't surprise me.

People are paying for it now and they're not strong enough.

When you heard of the Galndragon, you set out ready to die, didn't you?

"No, I'm sorry. Captain Brigid."

I bowed my head to Brigid Woldin, a familiar face.

She's a twenty-four year old blonde my age,

She's a wonderful woman with a good face, good style and good temper.

Would it be too tall at all costs?

What a height over three meters.

Well, she's a giant, so I can't help it.

And it's a shame.

At least if you're one meter lower, you'll manage to catch up with me.

I wish I didn't even have back length issues......

"More than that... have you thought about the example?

"Oh, the enlistment thing? You can't do it yet."

She gets my word and shun and depressed.

He has a heart like a small animal in his big body.

There are surprisingly many who favor her like that.

"Instead, I'm here to join the bandit crusade.

... with my partner. "

"What partner... no way!?

Captain Brigid looked at his partner in a panic.

For the golden dragon, who is nodding and adulterating,

There were many children involved.

"Sigurd, do something about it"

"Hahaha, pikapikakakata-san!

"Big time, big time!

There was no majesty or snare, there was just one dragon in trouble.

She gives that look a poker look on her face.

I couldn't help it.

Because dragons can't be this big.

"Shit, Sigurd! Garndragon talked!

"That way!

It was the moment my sharp scratch burst.

We offered to take part in the bandit crusade, and we headed to secure the inn this evening.

That said, I have a familiar inn, so I have no problem with it.

The problem is where my partner sleeps.

Nearly eight meters away, your partner's body won't even be able to get into the stable.

I don't want to be in the care of the army guys.

If I make a debt, I won't be forced to enlist in the Army for collapse.

Even though Ellison's eyes haven't healed yet,

It's not something you would have enjoyed if you had been deprived of your freedom of movement.

"Sigurd, I don't mind on the street, do I?

"What are you talking about?

Instead, passers-by get freaked out and get framed for trouble, right?

Besides, there's no way out of a small group of guests who won't be able to get near the inn.

Any good hands... ever there? "

I headed to the boring dock by the harbor.

That dock is a ship's dock made of tongue,

Rusty everywhere exposed to the sea breeze.

Now it only leaves traces that would have been bright empty in the past.

It's that size, but it's a very large building that was just servicing the ship.

At this size, it wouldn't be cramped to have a partner in it.

... The question is, can I use this place?

Open the heavy door of the dock.

It's a door that sounds like a guillotine and is hard to open without changing its phase.

Entering the dim building, I shouted the name of the caretaker here.

The dock is wide, so if you don't scream out loud, your voice won't get through.

"Ooh! Grandma Marbette, are you alive?

"Deep voice, don't make a sound! I hear you!

Ugh...... it's the same old lady.

Besides, it still doesn't look like it's going to get screwed.

How well are you?

An old woman with pinned gray hair on her spine,

Dressed in blue work clothes, he walked slightly with a large strand.

She is the custodian and owner of this dock,

It is Marbette Talask. Seventy-six years old.

Clearly, he boasts a stubborn flesh that doesn't seem like the same person.

... Are you sure you're human? He was carrying steel with one hand.

Weigh it, there would be a hundred and fifty kilograms.

"I don't know, Sigboy.

What's going on here? "

"Long time no see, Grandma Marbette.

I've been doing you a favor today. "

Grandma Marbette snorted, "Hum,"

I took out the 'cigarette' that was stuck in my chest pocket and lit it on fire.

Any standing smoke.

She's a heavy smoker who spits out smoke satisfactorily.

"I can't ask you to do me a favor... it's going to come down with a spear today"

"That's not true, is it?

So, do me a favor, and I want you to lend my partner this place.

I'm a little too big to stay at the inn. "

"A little... did you even find a Giant partner?

"It's bigger than a giant.

Open the door on the dock. "

When Grandma Marbette pulls the lever that opens the gate in front of the dock,

The huge gate slowly opens with a giddy scream.

And the golden, shining scales you see.

"You... there's more to baking a favor."

She can drop a cigarette from her mouth and shudder.

At no time, even though I never dropped a cigarette from my mouth.

She dropped a cigarette.

From the open gate, the figure of his partner shining powerfully in the light of the sun.

If you are an enemy, the glow of fear, if you are on your side, the glow of hope.

"... I'll take care of you"

My partner looked sincerely at Grandma Marbette's face and thanked her.

Grandma Marbette is distracted by the golden dragon.

That's an old man with a lot of experience.

After laughing off lavishly, I walked up to my partner and stuck my yuki face out and said.

"Aren't you a good girl who's being polite? I like it.

You should use it as much as you like. The job that comes around is assembling parts.

I don't think we'll ever build a ship again. "

That said, Grandma Marbette took off her work clothes,

I headed to the break room and started drinking.

It's only before noon now. What's wrong with the job?

"Come on, Grandma Marbette.

What's wrong with your job? It's only noon. "

"Ha! I'm done with my job!

Other than shipbuilding.

That's easier than pulling your fucking grandson's ass hair out!

... Also, did you fight?

Your grandmother and grandson are the same.

Leave your partner with Grandma Marbette and I'll head to the Adventurer's Alliance.

To order a bandit crusade quest.

"Hey! Sigurd! Long time no see!

Where have you been making money lately?

"Hey, Heurid! He's alive! I've been making money from prison flames lately.

But you're telling me this place is in trouble with bandits.

You're not a ruthless man enough to let go of your birthplace crisis, are you?

I switched back to childhood training and had a hot hug.

I've been with Heurid for twenty years now.

He is a species called Minotaur, unlike the ox beast man.

His race has no women.

It's always a horribly unusual race of men only.

If you married Minotaur and had children,

It has the characteristic that only minotaurs can give birth.

The ox beast man, that is not the case.

It's just that when a Minotaur and a cow-beast woman make a child,

They rarely produce cows.

Moreover, it manipulates highly intelligent and advanced languages.

"Oh, it's terrible.

Many children and women have been captured.

You must be crying for help.

We're gonna do something about it... you're an adventurer for that, aren't you?

"Exactly, Heurid. Let's risk our lives to save them!

Our interactions have been joined by familiar adventurers.

These are always my beloved, unarmed, defenseless people.

We are buddies, but we are also business enemies.

But there is a code that will never be contested if you fall into these predicaments.

If you break it, sooner or later you fall into distress,

Because I understand that I will be relentlessly solemnized.

"Hehe... Sigurd! Nice to be here, huh?

I'll pay you back what I owe you, so be ready!?

"Ah! I'm sure you changed your liquor bill, right?

"I am your servant… hehe"

There is this exchange every time.

Enemy and ally. An adventurer is a profession I never really get tired of.

I got a bandit crusade quest. I...

Broiled chicken in the tavern and poured ale into his throat.

I am not irritated by the carbonation transmitted to my throat.

Seared chicken is only seasoned with salt.

I don't need spices because they are fresh.

There is an unusual sauce made of chicken blood.

But I prefer simple things, so it's salt only.

Honestly, I'm an adventurer for this one.

Of course, the primary goal is to cure Ellison's eyes.

Still, Yale at the end of the day has magic that he can't resist.

Sooner or later, as adults, we will all know.

"Buhhhhh! I don't know!!

I pour ale down my throat all at once.

Yale is not something to taste with your tongue. Taste it by the throat.

Then hurry up and throw a hot broiled chicken into your mouth and chew.

Wow in the mouth, chicken gravy spreading.

Its moist sweetness gives me the pleasure of bliss wrapped around my teeth on my tongue.

But I'm an adventurer. I can't stay immersed in sweetness forever.

The sweet to sweet oil is washed away at once with ale.

"Ngu, Ngu, Ngu...... Buha! Kan!!

"Oh! You're doing it, Sigurd!

That's where Heurid and the others came in.

Every time it developed into a familiar and guddly drinking party......

The next morning...... I was quick on the bed and regretted yesterday's inconvenience.

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... Hangover."

I drank too much with a friend I hadn't seen in a long time.

I know, but I can't stop it.

It's my bad habit.

"Ugg...... sorry to have healers treat me like this.

It's gonna cost money, and I'm gonna have to put up with it. "

In the meantime, I decide to drink tea that supposedly works for hangovers.

It's a blend of several herbs.

It has no immediate effect, but rather than not drinking.

"Ep, show your partner your face. Are you asleep today?

The bandit crusade is in three days. "

I'm sophisticated, with a blunt head.

I headed to the tired dock where my partner was.

When I got to the dock, my partner was out looking at the ocean.

The golden scale illuminated by the morning sun is dazzling.

"Yo, buddy. Morning. Ugh."

"Sigurd. You don't look well."

Does your partner not know the symptoms of a hangover,

Speaking briefly to me, which would smell like alcohol, I looked out at the sea again.

No, it's not exactly the ocean he's looking at.

The Kingdom of Langsten on the other side of this sea.

And I guess it's the hill my partner once made Negijo.

"We have a bandit crusade in three days.

Let's hunt till then and get used to our bodies... eh "

"Sigurd, you stay fit by then.

Are you flustered? "

"Ah, I'm fine. This will heal in half a day.

Don't you dare take your time today. "

That said, I'm the one who wants to slow down.

From "Free Space," Hillbore, previously hunted in the middle of a quest, was removed,

I decide to give it to my partner.

I don't feel like hunting today.

I mean... I think I'm gonna throw up. Ugh.

"Thank you.

Sigurd, you go to sleep now. "

"I'll let you do that. See you tomorrow?

I thank my partner for his care and go back to my room with Flirty.

I swear I won't be drinking for a while now.

Well... my vows have never been kept.

Then three days later came the day of the bandit's crusade.

of... when I woke up in the morning there was something strange going on.

Well, that's very strange already.

"Gunmornin '! How are you feeling? Dude!"

"Seriously... I didn't drink till I got hungover yesterday, did I?

I've had weird personal skills for a long time.

Skill of producing pink fruits on the palm of your hand.

To be clear, it's almost useless.

Because you can't let it out of your own free will.

When I wake up asleep, I get pink fruit flat in my hand every now and then.

Every time I ate it myself or gave it to Ellison.

Instead of being blind, Ellison has a good ear and nose.

I reacted sensitively to the smell of this fruit.

"I'm Senior Peach Mike!

Your partner, your peach level, has reached the norm.

That's how he came running.

I don't have legs, though! Ha ha! "

"The fruit is talking... am I tired?

"Come on, hold on, will you? There's gonna be a lot of explaining to do, all right?

Uh, first, where do I explain it from?

I've just been assigned to Senior Peach! I'm not used to it!

We're rookies to each other! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

A pink fruit that speaks to me early in the arrow succession.

I'm flabbergasted by this unusual sight.

'Cause you do, don't you?

Until now, it's just that pink fruit,

Because I was just rolling around without my knowledge.

That's now, if you do it, you're tense.

They are voicing a tall man.

Today is the day of the bandit's crusade, but it stinks.

"Oops! Excuse me, excuse me!

You didn't get the name of your partner, did you? Name, what?

"Huh? Ah... sigurd.

My name is Sigurd Firm. "

"Ha! That's a good name! Nice to meet you, buddy!"

It seems that I'm already certain that I'm his partner.

It is gradually moving beyond the realm of understanding.

But Mike has spoken out to destroy that understanding completely.

"Okay! Well, why don't we just blend our bodies?

"Shin......? What's that?

"I'll explain more later.

Eat me first, then we'll talk!

I can see my face getting cramped.

I say eat this creepy fruit.

A mysterious fruit that offers itself.

"YOYO! What's the matter, buddy! Eat it quick!

"Oh, oh... ok, ok"

Eat fast, and never speak of loud fruit.

The fruit was sour, unlike any fruit you could normally produce.

"Soooo!?

It tastes like youth!

Soul Fusion Link System Activated!

Synchronization rate...... wow! 82%! We're perfect together!

System All Green! That's perfect, buddy!

The voice of a fruit called Mike echoes in my head.

What the hell is going on!?

Hey, did he possess me?

"In a way, maybe?

Just give me a minute, I'll transfer the data.

Huh... this is it? Poached. "

At that moment, a huge amount of information poured into my head.

My brain screams at that much.

"Grr!? My head's gonna crack!

"OH, Thorley! Bad, bad, bad! I overflushed it all at once!

But now you can understand who we are and who our partner is?

"Oh... thanks to you.

I mean, I guess I had a choice!!

I use information that has been forced into my head to use soul conversation (soul talk).

'Hmm? Was I?... Ah! There it is!

It was written at the top of the manual! I missed it!

I apologize, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Well, you're missing out on me because I'm new! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

"I don't know about you...... dude! Yabe! You're totally late!!

Distracted by this unusual exchange, I forgot to crusade the bandits.

Ahhh... totally late.

But if you get on your partner and head, you might still make it.

"My back? Oh, come on, stop it! You don't have that kind of taste, do you?

"It's not Mike! That's my other partner's back!

I flew out of the inn in a hurry.

The aim is a tedious dock where the other partner waits.

"... Sigurd, that was too late"

"Bad! Hey, the weirdness is bad."

My partner was waiting outside the dock.

I guess he waited for me to get out at any time.

"Dude, that's a cool dragon for a long time!

Gold Dragon, Squid! "

Oh, my God, Mike's voice popped out of my mouth.

That tall voice doesn't suit my appearance at all.

"Sigurd, have you changed your voice?

"Uh, no, I'll explain later.

Let's make sure we get to our destination. I'm late. "

I rode up into the sky on my partner's back.

A golden dragon that accelerates and accelerates.

This would allow us to rendezvous immediately with the main body of the crusade.

We went to the land of battle, cleaving the thirsty sky.