Kuishinbo Elf

The 443rd food battlefield was dyed of chaos.

The kitchen… it is the battlefield and sanctuary of the cooks.

It is the white girl and the red hobby golem that descends on her partner, the black knife, in a place where hot oil rises to the slab and dancing in a giant Chinese pan hangs a little to burn the cook's arm, for different ingredients not to be cooked.

"Fukiyun, the healer cafeteria is huge and helpful."

It is now three o'clock in the afternoon, and the cooks, who have just finished their break, are starting to show up in the kitchen to do their afternoon planting. The Healer Association has no other place to cook but here, so if you want to make something to eat, you have to come here and make it.

So the designer, Fuuta, added a small cooking area to the corner of the cooking area so that it wouldn't get in the way of the cooks, but in fact this cooking area wasn't usually used and was left out for a long time.

I hear that's because the healer cafeteria cooks were excellent and didn't feel like making something for themselves.

It is certainly a convincing reason. They are doing their best late at night to prepare delicious dishes for the hungry healers even after the healers association has finished its work.

In other words, if you want them to make something, you just have to ask them in the healer cafeteria instead of making it yourself.

With such a history, this little kitchen has been in shombolic for a long time without anyone ever using it, but since the endangered species of white elves came here, they have become used as long as they have free time.

Fortunately, Miranda, the former head chef at the healer cafeteria, said she was taking care of me for a while, and I was able to use it without any problems. The Magic Guided Stove is also compact but boasts quite a bit of firepower and has no cooking problems.

The careful consideration of the designer, Fuuta, has not prevented the cooks working in the kitchen from arranging cookware. It means you can cook well here.

"Well, let's say you get ready to boob"

Me and the chicken quickly arrange the ingredients for the bowl of parents and children on the table.

What a spectacular view? These divine ingredients took control of the kitchen with their presence.

Although not to say superb, the quality ingredients are shrinking and I feel pity for them. They're not bad at all.

The cooks in the healer cafeteria dealing with them had also accidentally stopped their hands and were blinded by the ingredients that unleashed this divine presence.

"E, Master Ertina? What the hell is that?

Ethyl, the chief chef of the healer cafeteria, asked with a voice pointing and trembling at the divine ingredients. After all, talented people seem to see this as a mess.

"Fukiyun, this is a 'divine ingredient'. The finest ingredients in the world."

The next moment I finished explaining, the cooks stuffed in like they were coming at me.

"Dear Ertina! What do you do with this!?

"You're going to wholesale it to us!?

"Duh, what flavor!? Whoa! Divine and eye-catching!?

"Eyelash!?

A little more escalation is likely to cause a riot. Sometimes Miranda just said that boulders collected all the cooking idiots.

"Yes, yes, I know you're excited... but it's in front of the Virgin!

"Ugh...! Oh, yeah! Ertina was a Virgin!

"I totally forgot!

The cooks who returned to me distanced themselves from the divine ingredients when Mr. Ethyl rang his hand and cautioned him.

Oh, my God. Weren't you completely forgotten that I am the Virgin?

Indeed, I am often a rare beast or a healer or cook when I am here. I mean, I've never been a Virgin at all.

"The Virgin Ertina" has now been transformed into an exclusive Philimisian Castle character, so when it comes to having no choice... well, is this what it would be like locally?

"Well, some of the ingredients regenerate indefinitely, so I'll give you a tasting of what they look like if you have any excess. All right, well, let's have a bowl of parents and kids...... let's go!

"Ooh!"

……

Funny, chickens shouldn't be able to talk. So why did you get a response?

I stared at the chicken and he shook his head and denied it. Then who...?

Turning around, a super dangerous person who should not be in the kitchen stood there wearing a Pippi illustrated apron. Her affectionate frying pantaro is with her.

"Or, Jinghu aahhhhh!? Why are you here!!

"Um, I don't think it helped a lot last time. I thought I'd help you cook to bring back the stigma."

"Pip!"

Oh, it's a nightmare. As it is, it becomes devil cooking (devil cooking), not god cooking (god cooking). Wouldn't it be bad for her, but she wouldn't be able to leave immediately? I can't even predict what will happen because this is the first time I've cooked divine ingredients.

But in front of Jingti's full grin, I couldn't stop doing it, and I was framed to cook with her. If you wish, the dish will be finished as a bowl for parents and children.

"Fukiyun, we should start by cooking rice... before we do that we have to do something"

"Um, about Freibex's momomo meat, huh? The part I ate had a troll texture"

"Hmm... is there also a textured part like a lever? I don't know why anymore."

Meats that are pleasant to taste with all their textures, if only properly baked and eaten, are also very troublesome when used in dishes that require a limited texture. But it was only by clearing this issue that I must have been recognized as a cook dealing with this divine ingredient.

If so, why don't we do it? The name of the eating elf is not Dada, it cooks and eats up deliciously no matter what ingredients!

I grabbed the black knife of the trade and cut the freibex momomo meat.

I see...... I can understand that the flesh quality is changing in a certain part when I consciously put the knife in this way. To this extent, if you are the one who cuts meat every day, you will know which part corresponds to which area of meat.

I used to teach you how to cut meat under Tosmu, the butcher in the outdoor area. It's also worth the training and I understand what area of meat you are putting knives in right now.

It would now be the equivalent of filet meat. Freibex meat has some parts like birds, but also parts like cattle texture. We need to focus our nerves on the feel of the knife.

After cutting the meat apart for a while, I finally succeeded in finding the part I was looking for. The meat itself is huge, so it's hard to cut it apart.

Since the only necessary part is the momomo meat part, it was decided that the other part would be presented to Mr. Ethyl. To have them cook after work and understand what the divine ingredients are like.

Cook and taste in small quantities to find out if the cut out area is definitely momomo meat.

I'm going to ask Jinghu for that role. To be honest, they begged me to burn them.

I can't turn you down with my usually cool girlfriend's would-be eyes, and if she asks me to go up and do it. Huh.

"Hmm, every day since that day, I've been standing in the cooking area. Let me show you what I've achieved."

"Well...... I admire you for your brilliant confidence, but nowhere is strange. Let me show you the achievements of the Jingtiger."

She put meat in the frying pan before igniting the demon guide stove.

"Hey no... if you don't put some oil in the frying pan, the meat will snap."

"Huh! This frying pan has no guts!

What high-tech frying pan does she use? Indeed, there is a frying pan that does not creep in this world or even without laying oil. What I created was, of course, the cheat reincarnator Fuuta.

But of course, he uses regular frying pans rather than high-tech frying pans. Moreover, several types of frying pans are often available for use.

Among other things, when baking omelettes, it has to be a special frying pan. In the frying pan I used in other dishes, the smell shifted to omelette, ruining the dish.

Omelets, especially plain omelettes, are such a delicate dish that it is difficult to cook them deliciously without creating a special frying pan.

"I have no choice, put oil in. Taro ya."

"Pip!"

Dobble.

"Whoa!? Too much in there! Pour some oil into the frying pan!?

Is she willing to make even fried chicken? In other words, it is fried vegetables.

No, no, not if you're saying that. Leaving it like this, it's not something I've figured out in what direction her cooking will run wild. We need to force it to end around here.

"Huh, you have weak firepower... make it a little stronger." The Art of Fire. "

Ugh.

I didn't make it. In other words, the Jingtiger put a fire directly into the pan that was poured out of the oil. That led to raising the pillars of fire worthy of the name of the Fire.

"Wow!? How did this happen!?

"Whoa!? This is good firepower! We can do it, Taro!!

"Perfect!"

"You shouldn't. Yikes!? Put out the fire! It will be a fire!!

Me and the chickens in a big panic. On the other hand, the fresh-faced Jingtiger and Frying Pantaro. I can't imagine your daily cooking landscape at the earliest.

What the hell have you been cooking...?

I panicked and tried to put on the lid of the frying pan, but what would happen then? In the frying pan where the eggs of the Spirit burn: 'Shhhhhhh!' Didn't I? Eriko.

"Whoa, whoa! Spirit eggs!! Ahhh!

"Oh, is this what egg rolls are for?"

"No! We need to get it out quickly!!

But in front of this firepillar, helpless, too helpless! I can't stop getting my hands on it!!

But then something strange happened. Weren't more and more intense burning flames eaten by spiritual eggs?

Eventually the flames of burning madness disappeared, and all that remained in the frying pan were the eggs of the Spirit and the momomo meat of the fried Freibeks. The oil seems to have evaporated beautifully.

"Cooking...... Done!

"Pip!"

"That Doya Face...... I Wanna Beat You"

Brilliantly stuffed and cooked Freibex momomo meat is transferred to a small plate with chopsticks while nicoting, Jinghu. My heart was already frustrated.

Who can imagine being cornered so far, even though it's not a fight with ghosts?

"Pippy!?

"Hmm? What's up, Taro? Oh, there's a crack in the red egg."

"What!?

More and more crackles in the eggs of the Spirit that were rolling in the frying pan. Sifting and swinging eggs inform me of the feeling of birth.

More importantly, you could have been born in such a messy development.

"The Spirit of Fire Attributes... Senior Peach said it wouldn't be a salamander, but what kind of child would be born?

"Hmm, don't be Taro's younger brother in any case. Shall I name him" Jiro the Frying Pan "?

"No, I won't because it might be a girl"

Finally, the shell of the egg broke, and from within the egg a glow that was neither flaming nor light rose and scorched the ceiling. I'll have to get it fixed later. Fukiyun.

And in the frying pan, instead of a lizard with a bright red figure... there was a little monkey looking at me and the chicken with bright red blocked hair.

Where's the lizard?

""... Argh!?

"Piggyyyyyy!?

"Ugh, no, no, no, no, no!

It wasn't a salamander, Senior Peach! Then it's Sarnander!! Ukki!!

"That's amazing. She's Ifried."

"Seriously!? Mr. Ethyl!"

"Yeah, the flames aren't cut for the cooks, so there are so many followers of the Spirit of Fire. I'm one of them. I studied the Spirit of Fire a lot. The Spirit of Fire is also characterised by its variety. Especially famous are lizard-shaped salamanders and human-shaped iflets."

Mr. Ethyl took a glance at the child ape he was born with and decided he was Ifried. She said she was studying herself, so it seems credible. And what is a monkey in a human form......

"Ugh."

The monkey that jumped out of the frying pan flew over to the tiger, and when he did, he climbed cleverly to his right shoulder, pinching him in the face and hugging him. Maybe he thinks he's a parent about the tiger, too?

When I put my finger close to the monkey to try, the monkey grabbed and sucked his finger with his little hand. That's like a baby trick. In fact, magic had been taken from my fingers, and I could see how it was filling the belly of the monkey. Tickle.

"Ha, isn't it like being a parent or a child? Taro."

"Perfect."

"You know, monkey parents and kids... how did this happen?

The chickens seem happy to be told that, but I was full of complicated thoughts. I have to give this kid a name more than that. And for that, I'll hold the monkey up and check the symbol.

"Fuki-kun, confirm the apple! A boy."

"Ho, so... it's up to you to fry pan Jiro!

"No, no, that's a dismissal. Besides, we have a name to give this girl."

"Hmm, was it? That's too bad."

"Pi."

Yes, I was going to give this name no matter what she was born to look like. I'll change the letter depending on the circumstances.

"Your name is..." Flame Raku. "Thanks for meeting me."

"Ugh."

This name is the name of my soul mate, just like Snow Hitch.

I can't remember many things. But I could only remember the name and its smile.

Give this child the name of his former partner, Monkey Raku, again.

I guess this was fate. Now... because you did hear the sound of me and this child's soul connecting.

"Well, how about some Freibex momomo meat?

"Um, you did. Here, try it."

"How dare you? Well, that wasn't charcoal."

I moved to my shoulder and sucked my big ears chutzy. Easily, I checked the texture of Freibex meat even as I bickered. It is delightfully chicken thigh texture.

This would make a perfect bowl for parents and children. Although it is imperative that the Jingtiger does not do anything unbelievable.

"So shall we make a bowl of parents and children in earnest? We'll cook dinner first. Jinghu, cook Kirara's rice and Teacher Peach's spring water in an earthen pot in the right amount. Just in case, the tiger is aided by a scenery tiger."

"Um, I cook rice every day, so I'll take care of it."

That's what worries me. I finished cooking rice with a handle I'm used to elsewhere, and hung the earthen pot on the fire of the magic stove.

Since the beginning, I've been expecting such a move, why did you make such an outrage? I don't see that.

"You're making a breakdown next. Because soy sauce contains a wide variety of flavour ingredients, no stock is necessary. Add the mirin, sugar and liquor and simmer. Let it cool down after that."

"Lord Ertina, I've cut the onion and the three leaves."

"Oh, you're so good"

"Taro's the one who hung up."

"Pip!"

If I compliment you, this is it. On the other hand, maybe I should plant the dishes in the frying pantaro. It was later discovered that this child is actually the Spirit of Fire, so the dish that deals with flames belongs to your hands.

For this reason, when cooking, I have also shown the rough business of entering the frying pan and cooking with flames from myself. It is also possible to simmer the pan by releasing a flame into the pan. At that time, the stock comes out of itself and the pan tastes very good.

Classically, it sounds like Phoenix, but Phoenix who can't fly is just a chick. It's perfect.

"Next, cut the Freibex momomo meat into large bites to keep it on the bottom. Just salt, too."

Later it will be cooked after waiting for the rice to cook.

Use the mushrooms and Ishizuka farm vegetables Liot has picked by then to fill the salad.

"Jinghu, can you cut me a thousand by hand so I can eat vegetables easily"

"I'll take care of it, Barry."

"Don't eat."

She is a woman's version of Liot who naturally stumbles on vegetables with flowing movements. Are these all the animal men in the cat family? Not at all.

Leave the vegetables to the Jingtiger, and I'll produce the dressing. Plums are used in soy sauce, liquor, mirin, salt and sugar. This acidity is sure to boost your appetite and drive your bowl of parents and children to taste good.

It's been hot here lately, so I hear that Pulu was also losing a little appetite. Let's get you refreshed with this' crisp 'salad.

"Pippy," "Uggy."

The Spirit Brothers of Fire have let us know by ringing that the rice has cooked. Didn't the stunning white rice show up when the chicken opened the lid of the earthen pot? Uhm, glossy!!

Quickly, move it to the cupboard and wait for it to taste even better. Sometimes cooking requires waiting.

In the meantime, let's serve the salad.

"Jinghu, keep the salad on the plate"

"entrusted, buried"

I don't know what to say anymore. I cut the mushrooms into bites and rub the Freibex fat against the frying pan and sauté gently. With pepper, I hope it's not too bad... do you want to keep it as your next challenge?

I put it on top of the vegetables served on the plate because it smelled good from the mushrooms. That's it. Have the dressing change to a vial and multiply by the desired amount when eating. Kaiwale would taste delicious with a good accent in plain sight.

"Well, shall we go into the finish? Jinghu, please let me eat more and more."

"Okay, are you ready for a grand feast?

"No, no, it's a pull to eat, so you're fine with normal."

"Perfect."

"I don't need a surprise to plant Frying Pantaro inside, so just leave me alone normally"

"Mmm, well. I'm sorry to hear that, but let's obey."

"Piggy."

You don't know what to do when you look away. Aim to complete the bowl of parents and children with caution.

Split into a special pan with the handle perpendicular, add the momomo meat and onions and hang on the fire. Weaken the fire and put the meat through the fire at a time when the crack has been boiling. Don't rush, simmer carefully.

Put in melted eggs in anticipation of when the fire went through the meat. The trick is to turn it in. The hardness of the eggs will divide preferences, but if you prefer to keep the lid closed and put it out, it is advisable because the eggs will harden due to heat reasonably well.

Therefore, during the cooking phase, add more and more in a semi-ripe state. I don't need to be forced to use chopsticks to put the small pan in because it goes in smoothly when I rub it in.

Close the lid with three leaves at the end. Finished with a small plate of red shoga.

"I admire it's a brilliant bowl of parents and children, but nothing strange about it"

"Um, I helped, I'm gonna have to finish it"

"Pippy."

She is a powerful girlfriend, but in fact thanks to the support of the tiger. If he hadn't secretly covered the failure of the Jingtiger, something outrageous would have exploded.

Thanks for your help, Chige. I thought I couldn't do it anymore.

"All right, Jingtiger. Get me a pull. I carry a bowl of parents and children."

"Um, I understand"

Jinghu ran away like the wind. Some hands use "Telepath", but at times like this, it would be more delightful to tell them that it was completed with a live voice as a performance.

I put a bowl of parents and children in a tray and carry them to the dining room table. I asked the tiger to take care of it and carry it. to prevent it from falling and ruining at the end. I'm not proud of it, but I'm confident I'll do it.

I sensed butterflies and multiple footsteps approaching. I guess there are other people interested besides Pruhl.

"Smells delicious! I'll have it!!

"Let it be! Dark Branch! 'Sweet Bite' on Liot!!

"Fuki-yun"

Hamiyu.

This case is within our expectations. I had prepared in advance so that the branches of darkness could emerge immediately.

And the new move, "Sweet Bite". This is a special act that I accidentally mastered when I was practicing depositing in the dark branches.

It's a restraint technique that bites to avoid harming the subject. The power, as you can see.

Pulah, pulah.

The nasty liot with his wretched head in the branches of darkness is shaking as powerless as a windchime. This is also the result of an air unreadable behavior, isn't it? so as to reflect fully.

Very good.

"Fuki-yun"

"... ah"

* Stay a while *

There were a few accidents, but the pull meal was carried safely.

Also, the liot swallowed by the branch of darkness has been rescued with all-body salivation and taken to the healer association's bathhouse.

You can't possibly connect it to 'swallow'... or more, Dark Branch.

When I was slightly impressed with the growth of the dark branches, Pruhl opened the lid of the bowl of parents and children all the time.

The eggs were semi-ripe and emitted a golden glow. This is never a metaphor, it's actually shining. Boulders are eggs of divine ingredients. Sure it was Star Egg?

It was just like a star shining in the universe of 'dumb'. Also, the green of the three leaves shows well. I guess the only reason those three leaves are a little shy is because they are so conspicuous. Ugly bastard.

"Wow... so beautiful. It's such a waste to eat."

"I'm in trouble if you don't eat me. That's why we all worked so hard."

"Yeah...... thanks! I'll have it!!

Pruhl took the spoon and stabbed it into the golden universe. Can that act be likened to the emotion as if it were the moment when mankind first stepped down on the moon? Then carry that spoon to a lovely mouth with plump lips.

One mouth, two, three... Every time I chew, a hot drop overflows from her eyes and wets her cheeks. It's not sadness, it's tears of joy. It won't come true if you want to eat it, the joy of being able to mouth the likes you thought so again.

That would have been immeasurable pain, and joy for me.

"Oh no... oh no. Ugh, thank you, thank you... Mina."

Crying. But her hands never stopped. Then I can reach for the salad as well.

When a small amount of special dressing was used to carry the fork to the mouth, it made a creepy noise and broke his face.

"Heh heh, it's my work. Can I thank you for that?

"Yeah! Thanks, Jingtiger! It's so refreshing that your whole body is getting cleaner!!

"Ugh, um. Not so much."

A jewel tiger who deflects his face from replying to Pruhl's honest, yet spareless words of gratitude. I'm the one who turned around. She realized once again that she was a very nice girl whose face turned bright red because of the smell of light.

A pull reaching into the bowl of parents and children again noticed a red shouga that was chomping on a small plate. And didn't you use a spoon to shrug the red shoga and carry it to your mouth?

I hear a noise of sharpness. If you look closely, isn't the mouth of the pull slightly glowing red? What the hell is this......!?

"This red shoga is so delicious! I've never had a red shoga before!

"Pruhl didn't like red shoga?

"Yeah, I always left it, but I can't afford luxury right now, so I decided to eat everything I was served. But you can eat as much red shoga as you want!

Would that full smile have reached 'Ginger Red'? He is a being born out of the resentment of the Red Shoga people who couldn't get him to eat. But one girl was saved by the red shoga created by Ginger Red.

Sure, the process he followed sucked, but here's the result he really wants. It wasn't all in vain, would it?

"Ham, ham... the more you eat, the more power you seem to gain!

"Did I just say that boulders are divine ingredients? Looks like that mushroom is going to boost your vitality."

"Yeah! Three days and three nights of this, I won't sleep, but I think I can work on it!

It's been a long time since I've seen such a laughing pull. It's worth the effort.

Her smile was the best reward for us.