Kumo Desu ga, Nani ka?

[Hehe. You were formidable enemies. Yeah, let's admit it. You've tormented me so far. Exactly. It was a fight worthy of calling it that. But in front of me, your struggle was vain. Ha ha! We finally won! Today, on this day, you carved before me an absolute defeat!

There's something wrong with the tension in charge of the body.

What the hell is that?

Is your head boiling?

{Intelligence Officer, how long have you been so broken?

Shh!

You shouldn't look good!

{Right. Body Manager, have you finally entered an area where you shouldn't go?}

Yes, I said "a".

So we're left to live strong.

{Body responsible. I won't forget about you for about three minutes!

Cup of noodles!

{Cup noodles... I'm hungry...}

Have you forgotten about the bodyguard in an instant?

{Nothing like that, nothing at all}

[Hey, wasn't that awful earlier?

{Body rep!?

Stupid, you're back to sanity!?

[No, there, silly! That sounds stupid to go back to sanity.]

Huh?

{Different?

Hey, you guys want me to OHANASI?

Gagger, gagger, make a scene.

Well, I can't help but increase the tension in charge of my body.

At last, the scaling of the Fire Dragon is complete.

The bodyguard was right, it was a fierce fight.

Fire dragon and three eels scaled.

Mecha, it was tough.

Let's say blah blah blah.

It took longer to scale than the battle time.

Well, I don't know the exact time because I don't have a clock, and I'm talking about the senses, so maybe the battles I was concentrating on actually took longer.

Besides, even if it's tough, it's the body that did it.

Me and the magician in charge of information worked during that time to improve my skills as I chatted.

Regularly the body rep has told me to take his place because he's tired of it, but of course the answer is no.

But I say no.

Well, there's only one body, and the body person in charge is no different to me, so in the end, it doesn't make any difference that I'm tired. - I guess it's a matter of feelings?

If I had another self, I'd push it for homework - but it feels like I made the delusion of a child come true.

[Pfft. But I'm done!

Congratulations!

{Congratulations!}

[Thanks! Thanks!

Then let's eat fast.

[Whoa, I've been waiting!

{Catfish, this fire dragon with eels}

I'm sure the taste is evolving too!

Me, if I eat this, let's go! That's what I'm saying.

{Akan. That's an unsavory flag or}

So, real food!

Yeah.

Hmm?

Hmm.

[Subtle]

{Something, it's hard to say it's not tasty, but it's hard to say it's tasty, exquisite addition or subtraction...}

That's it, like a white fish with no flavor.

Oh, I know.

{Sure, this has potential to turn into soy sauce or something}

Soy sauce, is it in this world?

No, no?

{That's right, it's murky to tell the Japanese to live without soy sauce}

I think subculture and soy sauce are Japanese pride.

I wasn't interested in that kind of food when I was a human, but when I became a spider, I knew.

{Soya. Japanese food was delicious.}

Don't give up!

Intelligence?

Soy sauce may not be found in this world!

But there may be flavorings comparable to that!

{Even if it's not seasoning, as long as it's delicious...}

[That's right. All I've ever eaten is raw demons.]

You can't say food at the time of demons in the first place, can you?

[Ha!?

{I didn't realize you were a genius!?

Yeah, yeah.

I was a genius.

{Seriously. Was I a genius? A genius would be forgiven for anything!

Exactly!

At this time today I express one resolve!

Escaping this Ellow Great Labyrinth for a mattomo dish!

[Ooh!]

I'm tired of eating demons that don't taste good anymore!

[I'm tired of stinking meat!

{I'm tired of poison!

A healthy life begins with a healthy diet!

[Something better!

{Sometimes something sweet!

Sweet stuff, eat it.

Oh, have some chocolate.

{Maybe there's no chocolate, but if it's about fruit...}

Oh, I've tried not to think about it before, but not anymore.

[My body craves sugar!

{Trouble because when the body rep says it sounds serious}

All right.

Let's really go for a little Arakune.

Well, that's what happens.

{If you want to communicate with humans}

'Cause you're just gonna live eating demons till you die like this?

I don't like that!

{I want something delicious!

Isn't it?

A dish made by humans should taste much better than a raw demon or something!

I'm gonna stop spidering!

Arakune is a spider.

{But do you think you can communicate with humans, if it turns out to be an actual problem Arakune?

There in temper.

{Remember my low communal power}

[Hey, I can't remember the last conversation I had when I was human...]

When was the last time you had a conversation with someone in the first place?

{Long before I can remember...}

[Are you okay, me?

Ki, in temper.

{I mean, you don't speak Japanese?

Ah.

[Ah]

{Sounds like a tough future}