Kumo Desu ga, Nani ka?

Regular reports of demon kings and administrators

Late at night on the first day of the White Weave Divinization

Can you hear me?

Oh, yeah? Black?]

[Sounds like you're hearing me. I'm still a lot anxious that I can't keep an eye on that. I'm gonna try to contact you every day at this hour, okay?

[Oh, fine, fine. Looks like we should keep in touch.]

So, that wasn't weird after we broke up, was it?

[Er]

[Did you?

[Uh, yeah. Shit, huh?

What did you do? Say it!]

[Oh, yeah. It's a long time when I start explaining things to you, but just shut up and listen to me, okay?

Demon King Explaining......

I mean, you protected the reincarnated who were not kidnapped or about to be murdered by the elves and those of the Divine Word hands.

That's what's gonna happen.

[That's a little surprising. I thought it was self-contained and showed no interest other than myself.

Bai is a good girl, okay? It's hard to tell what you're doing because of the rupture.]

That's the problem with your usual behavior.

That's right.

[I understand this case. Rather well done. Keep in touch with me about the Elves and the Word of God.

[Can you ask?]

I don't think you'll get a good response.

That's right.

[I'll stab the nail for once, but I don't think that'll work out. Keep your guard up.

[Copy that]

[So, that's it for today. I'll call you back at the same time tomorrow.

[Yes, yes]

One year later, a day's regular report

[Did you drink and tease him again?

[Yeah. The inn blew up]

[Totally. How could that happen?

[Ear, I think Blackie's responsible for making White remember the taste of booze on this one.]

[Mm-hmm. But then why don't we just take up the booze?

You want me to do something horrible like that? I think White will kill you, but he won't hesitate to take it away from you. How?

[Right. That's who he is.]

I just have to keep giving him booze to make sure he's safe.

At least try to contain the perimeter damage.

Well, I don't want to stand out, and that's about it.

I asked for it.

Two years later, one day's regular report

So, what happened to that tramp?

I'm responsible for keeping it.

[Right. But if that's the real deal, does that mean you went to D's?

[I guess. Sometimes he disappeared somewhere flat, but I didn't know it was at D's.]

What are you up to?

I didn't even think about it. One vote.

[It could be, but that D is the one who's going to see him. You can't be alarmed.

[I've been wondering, is D that amazing?

[Right. If you represent D and my power relationship in the end, let me just say that even if the heavens and the earth flip over, there is no better chance for me.]

So much?

[Oh. If that thing moves better where it's raised, there's nothing I can do. That's the way it is.

Scary.

But that doesn't work better. We have to meet certain conditions.]

What's that condition?

[Being harmed by family members]

[Huh?

[D does not allow family members or similar things to be harmed. Make sure the person who did it gets paid. The implication of restraint on me is strong that D declared that he was going to be a family member about that then. Sometimes you like it purely.]

Oh, I see.

[As far as I'm concerned, I didn't mean to get my hands on that, but I guess insurance. I don't know what path that's going to take in the future, because that could be enough hostility to me.]

What are you gonna do then?

[Regardless, I'm going my way. Even if it's going to be erased by D.]

You stubborn bastard.

I'm aware of that.

[In the meantime, can't we rendezvous over here once? Maybe Black can break the curse on Trump. I mean, I don't want you to have any of this dangerous stuff, so I'd like you to keep it for Black.]

[All right. Meet me when your hands are free.

Three years later, one day's regular report

We found another dead facility.

How many cases is this?

[Two living facilities. Dead facility is seven.

[Were our eyes monkeys so far, or were they brilliant at the time we cleverly concealed them?]

[Both, I guess. The dead facility is still three, including where the living facility is. I can't get away with it.

[I'm not blaming Blackie alone on this matter, though. After the system went live, we smashed all those facilities around.]

Or maybe the cover-up was taken into account because of those moves.

You mean the facility was built even after the system went live?

[We're talking about possibilities. Unlimited possibilities.

I can't do it.

Oh.

How soon is it going to be done?

[Hopefully within three more years, I'd like to finish, but it's also the idea that we're too hasty because we want to move forward with our investigation.]

[Right. All right, you can grow old, now it's time to find all the facilities that are running.]

Whatever you're gonna do.

[What core did you recover?

[Core energy is slowly being reduced to the world. It's dangerous when you put it back together.]

[Oh, shit. Someone suddenly absorbed it and became a god.]

[That's the only way I can imitate that. I can't do that either. If we could do that, at least three more people in this world would have been born.]

[That's right. If it's that easy to be a god, Potimus will be a god a long time ago.

In fact, he tried and failed, and that's why he's in the way he is now.

I wish I'd stayed dead.

[Exactly]

[Hang on, how could White have done such an unscrupulous thing?

[Well. Normally, I can't, but I don't know why because it's so special. That kind of imitation should only allow one grip to exist in God.]

You mean Bai is out of standard?

[Think something that led to God in just a year and a little while fits into the standard?

I don't think so.

Maybe because such a special talent was expected in D.

[And the personality that doesn't bore you? Troublemaker.

I'm sure there will be some.

We're going into demonic territory, but we only have a feeling of trouble.

Hold the reins tight.

He said if we could do that, we wouldn't have a hard time.

Sure.