Kuro no Maou
Episode 350: First Element Master Emergency Conference
"I'm going to start the first emergency Element Master meeting with a wacko called"
"The agenda is about Mr. Chrono bringing Avalon's princess to bed while we were away"
"No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
The lounge, which was supposed to blossom into a souvenir story in a soothing atmosphere, is now turning into a pinned, tense and dangerous zone.
Face-to-face with me sitting in a chair, Lily, who deliberately transformed into a girl while wearing a white pun robe, and Fiona, who is indoors but somehow remains holding 'Ains Bloom', royally royal. We can both feel tempered enough to fight a Rank 5 monster right now.
But there can't be any monsters here that can be powerful enemies, and I'm the only one sitting in the middle of the room in a pompous chair facing the two of them.
Because I'm sitting there, just as tall as Fiona's gaze. It's kind of like I'm the only one who's shrunk in height, no, I mean I'm finally intimidated.
"Yeah, I'll wait. Until Mr. Chrono washes up and throws up."
"Hey Chrono, you're gonna tell me everything honestly, right?
Lily's eyes speak in the dark because you can tell right away by telepathy even if you're lying. Shit. Scary.
I mean, what, what, here! You're saying a new trial has already begun!?
What is wrong with this sign of despair? If you're going to be beaten to hell like this, it's easier for you to still be fighting Greedgor.
"Chrono?
"Oh, uh, this is..."
And so I chewed the dialogue, and I sweated, and I talked, and I was so desperate. I told you everything.
Meet Nell, have been taught magic, have been taught cooking, compete in The Curse Gladiator Games (Cars Carnival), victory, right arm injuries and healing. And the battle at the ancient castle of Ischia.
Fiona was right, it was washed down, it was all gelled up.
I don't know, funny, and he said he did a great job of bragging to both of us.
I thought, no way, I'm going to talk to you like this...
"- And well, that's how Nell and I got along."
"Hmm, I see."
"I see, is that what happened"
"Good, you both know -"
"Chrono, too defenseless"
"Mr. Chrono, you're too defenseless"
Um, I don't know why, I thought I totally solved the misunderstanding, but I got a totally predictable diagonal dialogue back. Besides, we both reacted exactly the same as if we had shown each other. Again, that gaze remains cold.
"Oh, hey, it's too defenseless."
Nell would be the one who's defenseless. I've been in contact with guys like me, almost alert from the start, and most importantly, this is, like, close to distance, physically. I guess I only have about ten centimeters of personal space.
"Don't be like that, Chrono. We need to be more alert to the woman who's approaching us."
"Yeah, it's not like I know what I'm talking about."
"No, that's more of an alert on the part of women."
Dan, and Fiona's wand strikes the floor. Please don't, Mr. Fiona, I'm scared, Sole.
"Good Chrono, she's a monster."
Why is that guy all wolf, theory? But Lily's eyes are serious everywhere.
"If you're a man like Mr. Chrono, you're a prey for your outfit."
Is that complimented? I don't feel that way at all because of Fiona's glaring eyes.
"But I don't have any special hot experiences."
In today's parade, Nero, the Prince of the White Horse, was told by the women that he was hot in the right sense.
Practice with Mia. Vain, not yellow cheering. That silence hasn't shot the hearts of the women, no matter what you think. Rather, don't pull something like that.
"Though I know best the charm of Chrono -"
"No, I know Mr. Chrono's charm, too."
"Objectively, Chrono has quite an attractive element as a man."
Oh, really... as far as I'm concerned, it's an untrustworthy compliment. I was wondering if they were just snoring inside me.
"First of all, its kindness. Enough with the dots."
"You'll forgive me without anger if I flashy friendly fire."
Well, I don't think you're short-tempered yourself, but you're still the kind of guy who kills people if you're clean. I am. Those experimental facility masks and crusader soldiers killed countless others already.
And Fiona, I wouldn't be angry if I was a friendly fire, but I'm scared.
"And strong. No one can defeat Chrono sooner."
"I'm perfectly fine eating my friendly fire."
Sure, I'm not so sure I won't lose that easily either. That's the Apostle, or if Lily and Fiona tag together and they're serious about the fight, I can't do it anymore.
Or Fiona, if I take damage, it usually hurts. Don't get me wrong, right?
"You're tall, you're tall, you're tall, you're more trained than a sparda knight."
"You look great, Mr. Chrono. You can take it off on this occasion."
I had always thought that high height was the only point I seemed to be able to brag about as a man since I was normally in high school. Well, it only has the effect of increasing fear and intimidation thanks to your face.
Besides, my body is like being forcibly created in an experimental life. I don't particularly train my body right now, but rather just magical research. That's why I'm a black wizard.
And Fiona's insignificant sexual harassment remarks are through.
"And even my face - oh, yeah, I think I'm very cool, but it's where my preferences split, right?"
"Yeah, it's scary enough to cry when a kid sees it"
"Uh-oh, I knew it, dude!
Lily the boulder couldn't seem to follow my vicious face either.
Oh, I miss Shirazaki-san's nagging face, which was horrible every time we looked at each other.
After all, Lily and Fiona, and Nell, must have been pretty tolerant special patterns about appearance, too. I am most grateful because I make a first impression.
"Anyway, Chrono has so much appeal, even if it's just superficial. If you're a Spartan woman who likes strong men, you'd be especially good."
"Of course, neither me nor Lily are with Mr. Chrono just because of that element"
Yeah, that's about all I know, Fiona. Even for me, you two are special after all.
"But, you know, not all women, like me and Fiona, really get to know Chrono."
"That's what you mean, you don't know what kind of bottom line you have. Mr. Krono, if you are approached by a woman, you will respond gently, naturally, without being alarmed."
Well, that's... I'm going to try not to be rude. Besides, I'm a man, too, and I wouldn't feel bad if a woman called me.
"And Chrono wouldn't abandon you so easily once we got along, would he?
"That's how we risk getting caught up in Mr. Chrono's favor."
Even if it's a favor, I think it's only a common sense response. Just because you're a friend, you can't lend a lot of money if you want, be a joint guarantor, take on a single stick of crime, or anything.
"Well, I know what you two are trying to say. Well, the world isn't full of good people."
Rather, in this other world, the bad guys are more bulky. Of course, I met someone better than that, and I also had a goodbye.
"Yeah, well, Chrono understands that as common sense."
"But Mr. Krono is still defenseless."
Oh, are you coming back there after all? I don't understand, where the hell was I defenseless!?
"At this point, let me be clear, the Avalon princess named Nell is suspicious."
"... what?
Unexpectedly a dumb voice leaked to Lily, who assures her with a rugged look.
"Look, Mr. Lily, I knew you were on zero alert."
I'm the only one who doesn't know what it means. What are Lily and Fiona so wary of that gentle Nell?
"But you might have no choice. Because Chrono wasn't originally from this world."
"Well, in Mr. Krono's hometown, Nihon, nobility and slavery don't seem to exist."
"... Could it have been a bad idea for Nell to be royal?
Both of us. Huh, and a small sigh. Timing as measured, brilliant combination. And the answer is:
"Exactly. It's a very dangerous state of affairs to have a relationship with someone of the highest rank who is royal, in a distorted way that is unacceptable to the surroundings."
"Yeah, but Will..."
"I'll be fine."
"He's fine, isn't he?"
What's the difference in that reaction? Is this also a popularity gap for him? I mean, Lily, I said that's it...
"Prince Wilhardt is a trustworthy man. It's a bit of a symptom of fantasy and paranoia, but it makes a good distinction between paranoia and reality."
"Telepathy is a really handy ability."
Right, when was Will's gray brain finally undergoing Lily's telepathy check? Let's not talk about this, it's just the Element Master's secret.
"But that princess... could barely see, what are you thinking, huh? She must have telepathic skills, too."
"Oh, not as good as Lily, though. You can read emotions without touching your body directly."
"Did you touch it?
"Huh?"
"Did you touch Mr. Chrono?
Fiona's eyes, asking so, are terrible, seriously. The usual sleepy eyes seem to be opening just a little bit, and the golden eyes are shimmering.
In the next moment, so intimidating that it is likely to suddenly unleash the fiery attack magic with a longscepter (staff) in hand.
"Well, well, I shook your hand. Thanks to this, Forth Boost has been mastered, and the first protection has also become the basis for awakening. Look, it's amazing, this" Demon of Fire (Overdra) "-"
"That's not what I'm talking about..."
As if to withstand the pain, Fiona slightly misses her face and leaves such words with a squeezing voice.
"Calm down, Fiona."
"... excuse me"
Whatever the hell shocked her, Fiona wears a triangular hat that trademarks her face deeply and doesn't show her expression.
Like a rare Fiona disturbance, I'm somewhat surprised - or that look that broke the ring I gave you and kept beating you with a cane even when Joe the Murderer died, passing your back of your brain, and just a little chills running down your spine.
"It's possible that Chrono's memories were explored at that time."
No way is Nell going to imitate such privacy treading on the ground. But the only one who can believe that is me dating her.
"But I can't confirm that now. From now on, be careful. For telepathically competent people other than me."
"Speaking of which, Mr. Lily, you've tried to find my head, too, haven't you?"
Fiona, who regains her calm, complains insignificantly. Of course, Lily is gorgeously through.
Anyway, it was careless to know in advance that he was telepathically capable, but that he was in a legible state. If you're a boulder, a telepathic capable person as powerful as Lily who can just stand in front of you and read through your head, you only have enough hands to strike, at best, to equip yourself with a mental defense (mind protection) magic fixture (magic item).
No, but Nell's use of telepathy has allowed me to understand modern magic (model) manipulation even...
"Chrono seems to have a lot of faith in that princess, but the problem doesn't get over just the two of us."
Is that what Lily was saying earlier: "Relating in a distorted way that is unacceptable around you"?
"I'm sorry, I've totally lost my mind so far... Me, the seminary (here) Then you're the" Vicious Tentacle Man "or the" Black Nightmare Mad Warrior (Nightmare Berserker) "..."
I mean, who would be convinced that a man with such a blatantly nasty title would say anything to the princess of Reishi and her friends? If I were other HR, I'd think "hell no" too.
"Even if Mr. Chrono didn't have that abominable disgrace rumor, just because a man of adventure approached the princess of Avalon would buy him a great deal of disgust"
Indeed, I can easily imagine the reaction. I mean, I knew I was the idiot who never thought about it before and never omitted it.
It's just an excuse, but maybe because of the loneliness without Lily and Fiona, I was unconsciously sweet to Nell's presence.
"Hey, Chrono, didn't someone molest you or something while I was gone? If there is, tell me immediately, and I will punish you."
"Yeah, I'll blow you up."
"Uh, no, that's okay, so far"
Speaking of which, right after the dining room incident, these two seemed pretty nasty and angry. I'm glad it's a fellowship, but maybe it's a little scary because it's a sign that you're serious about running wild, not joking.
In the meantime, if you have a painting in your upper boots or a level of harassment enough to get graffiti on your desk, let's keep it quiet for both of us. Well, seminaries don't have boots, they don't have personal desks.
"But after all, the biggest problem is that the princess doesn't know what kind of little thing to put on Chrono."
"It's a little annoying, but Nell just needs my help."
"No, I don't know what you're up to more than Mr. Lily couldn't find the sincerity. Even if you don't intend to fall for Mr. Krono, you'll be executed for disrespect if you break your mood or buy grudges with a mundane kick ahead."
So... executed for disrespect... I knew it was possible...
"Even if not, it's easy to ruin the lives of every adventurer if you have royal status."
Behind my brain, in the arena, I said, "You're telling me to back off! I'll execute you for treason. Yikes!!" I can see Nell screaming.
Indeed, instead of the ruin of life, we can make it come to an end. Just one order on the tip of your mouth, easy.
I wonder if that Chris lady will be all right now.
"If he wants to, he's sure, even if he doesn't, there can be plenty of distortion and rampage around him."
"If it's enough to make the Adventurer Guild unavailable, it's still fine. But if Avalon arranges a nomination, we won't be talking about fighting the Crusaders anymore."
"Oh, that's... that's crazy"
"Yeah, it's bad."
"It's a mess."
Shit, I've never had that much of a crisis before. I guess I haven't been able to realise in a true sense that Nell is royal. At best, I wonder if a high school classmate girl is an awesome rich family, about recognizing it.
"So Chrono, after all, is oblivious to identity differences."
"For royalty and nobility, there is an appropriate sense of distance. If Mr. Krono gets along with the princess just like us... no"
Well... I finally figured out why the two of you were so angry, no, you're not angry, something like this, so serious.
"Sorry, I was just careless, you made me worry too much"
At first it was clear, they misunderstood me as bringing a woman into bed while you two were gone and it sucked, or something... Damn, what a stupid mistake.
Lily and Fiona were just worried about me everywhere.
"It's okay, Chrono figured it out."
"And don't worry, we won't be away from Mr. Chrono much longer from now on"
On both faces, a gentle smile finally returns.
"Thanks. I'll be more careful from now on, too."
Thus, once again, when I realized the gratitude of the party members, the First Emergency Meeting of Element Masters came to an end.