Kyuuketsu Hime wa Barairo no Yume o Miru

Deputy Guild Commander Garte, who locked up and returned to the couch, stared at my face.

There are scratches all over my strong face, so clearly, I'll cry when my kids see this.

Well, I look like a kid, too, but compared to our ministerial corps, honestly, it's not much different than the baby being angry, so I'm fine.

"I don't like annoying things, so I ask you clearly, who are you?

... I wonder who it is. Speaking of which.

………

Inside worried about how he explained it, he took that silence as a silence, and suddenly Deputy Guild Manager Garte opened the hand he was holding and offered him his hand so that he could see me.

... short lifeline. And I'm sick of glowing with sweat and fat.

"Look, take this hand. Ever since you walked into this room, you've been sweating away. Probably the two behind you, too."

Looking back at the two seemingly inflexible escorts standing on both sides of the door when they said so, he looked down with a blue face to keep his gaze out of contact with me.

"They're both B-rank births, and I'm not proud of them, but I was A-ranked when I was active, too. That's why you instinctively know. He's a really bad guy."

Huh? I don't think there's a bloodsucking princess or anything more harmless than me.

"When we were younger, we were unscrupulous, and we used to kill each other with griffons and dragons. The dead line has crept over and over again, and we can't beat this guy, some of whom I just thought were raising the white flag.

... but you're different, no, another dimension. Honestly, we just got out of here. If it's to save your life, you can imitate any mess. If I were to tell you to get rid of your butthole, I'd be happy to!

A-hh!!

I accidentally held my butt down and lagged behind every couch.

"Mr. Garte, a man named you goes to a girl who's not even this old..."

I saw Deputy Guild Commander Garte with the kind of eyes that the Collard Guild Commander sees the livestock.

"- No, no, leave it! Not that kind of hobby or anything, Aya the Word...!!"

Desperately controlling Deputy Guild Commander Garte to excuse himself, the Collard Guild Commander asked him to return to the sofa position for now. Of course I sat as far away from Deputy Guild Manager Garte as possible.

"I don't have as much experience in the field as I have in the field, so I can tell by the senses as you do... but still I know you're out of standard. Have you noticed that the entire guild was stretched around the junction and our detective magic?

"Oh, you're like that paper tape and spider yarn"

At first, I just softly shook it off so I wouldn't break it, but I got into trouble along the way because it's persistently tangled up, and I let myself shake it off ~.

"Is the defensive junction that even prevents Class B monsters from entering 'Paper Tape' and the detective magic of the National First Class Mage 'Spider Thread'...?!"

I was also stunned by the words of the stunned Collard Guild Leader.

"What, that prevents a B-class monster?! So, on that level, a national first-class magician!? - weak!!"

Unexpectedly, to the true meaning of the leak, Deputy Guild Director Garte, who just seems to be muddled, pinched his mouth.

"I'm telling you, there are 20,000 adventurers enrolled in this guild, of which there are 60 A-ranks for every 500 B-ranks. I don't know what kind of monster you are, but can you handle this number?

I stood three fingers and showed myself against Deputy Guild Manager Garte, who said confidently whether he was a vain or serious.

"-? What the hell?"

"That's all. If you hit me from the front, I'll destroy you alone in all this time."

"... that you can do it in three days?

I shook my head slightly to the side against Deputy Guild Chief Garte, who roared in dissatisfaction.

"No, maybe three minutes. - Well, if I'm the one bringing him in, I'll be able to erase him without a trace in three seconds per city by myself."

'It won't take two seconds!

Heavenly (Tendai) said magnificently in his chest.... Yeah, you're in trouble because it's true.

"... stupid... hateful..."

As I say to myself, Deputy Guild Manager Galte squeezes his words with a nodding eye.

Mm, I think you're getting a little cocky.

"Wait!! - No way, 'Then let me actually do it? You're not going to say' etc?!"

To the words of the chief collard guild, who hurriedly stood still, I was gently blindfolded by the control of the foreman.

"... is that still true? I fully believe in your words. So, please, play with me, but I don't want transcendental beings like you to make those remarks lightly."

Something about my normal self was projected into my hard work... a freak and paradoxical joy, or a 'heh heh heh, taste my hard work at best everyone' emotion boiled down for a moment.

But I don't feel sorry for Collard Guild Leader (this guy), and I feel sorry for him, so let's cut him up around here.

"Well, at least, if you don't hang a little from there, I'm not going to do anything about it as this one."

"... I guess I just have to believe it. Because there's no way we can stop it anyway. Okay, we won't do anything about your behavior from here on out. We also promise to fulfill your request whenever possible."

"Hmm. Then there's one more request from me - oh, maybe two. One is not to monitor me."

Naturally I guess I was going to monitor you, you both looked like you chewed up a bitter bug and snorted.

"The other thing is that maybe a few young women while I'm staying, I don't see them at night and sometimes they find me in a state of blatant self-loss, but I don't have anything else to say to my life, and I won't make it a case because I'll be back to normal in a while"

"- Hey, wait a minute! That's serious enough!? How do you tell more or less from other crimes?!"

I see, does Deputy Guild Director Garte's concern also make sense? It would be tough if it overlapped with other kidnappings.

"Oh, right. So, I narrowed down the conditions a little bit, and I was 15 to 20 years old, talking to a beautiful, healthy, virgin, and then an awesome beautifully shaped guy even with blonde hair before I lost sight of him, or something."

"Still, I think it's quite wide. Well, in short, you mean a daughter like Meer, who was just here?

Deputy Guild Manager Galte glances at the staff of his guild even as he presses.

"Well, yes. Mr. Meer's fine, I do like him, but he's a non-virgin at all costs."

"" "" Hey, what's not -!?! ""

For some reason, the two guild chiefs and escorts mix up and raise their voices of consternation.

"- So, Mona looks clear with the third redhead from the left of that desk!

Forsaking the sober mask of earlier, the Collard Guild Director asks desperately. No, you must be too different.

"Uh, that's the girl. I think he's probably playing with a couple of people. Because it smelled like more than one man."

"If so, stupid......!?"

With a face like the end of the world, the guild leader pokes his knee on the spot and looks up to heaven.

I think you're more shocked than I said earlier?

"Then Lucia... who's that brunette, crying beneath her eyes?!"

"What about Elena?! Blonde and ponytail!

The two escorts also ask each other verbally with all the momentum they are grasping.

... what did you talk about instinctively staying away from me?

Or is it so important to forget about that fear?!

"Oh, no, I just have personal information (privacy) or something, so no more..."

Having said that, I looked sideways at the two more stuffed people and the shocked guild leader, the deputy guild leader, what I would say, but I thought I'd make it.

Men are just idiots.