Kyuuketsu Hime wa Barairo no Yume o Miru

"I'd like some pork."

Suddenly he came before the store opened, and to my words, who made an unclean request, the owner of the ramen "Pork Bone King", the Oak King's submissive demon/Kaiju (the molester), narrowed his eyes and nodded heavily with an enlightened look.

"Understood, Princess."

Then he held back toward the corner and gave instructions to the employee's high oak, who was watching his way through.

"Oops. Keep the warm curtains closed and put out some more closing signs. - You're still half-service, but I asked for the store."

"... hey, parent!

Employee responding to tears.

"- Why do you get pork like a lifetime goodbye?

I had a pretty bad feeling at this point.

"Whatever that is," the answer came back as if it sounded. "Pork - that is, because they wanted Oak King's life."

I almost stumbled onto the counter with the answers I had expected.

"Why would you do that! So what would have happened if I told you this is what I wanted beef for?!"

"It means killing Minotaur, the owner of the beef bowl shop across the street, or Shiyu, the blacksmith."

Kai Tin answers with no cloudy eyes. Employee High Oak is nodding yeah yeah too.

"Then tell me you want vegetables!?"

"Burn down the woods of the world tree behind the castle. Plant-based monsters and wars sound like arms."

Kai's eyes lit up. By the way, if I had planted 5-6 bottles with objects that were prizes for billing gacha, I would have turned them into giant woods that just blinded my eyes when I noticed them, like plant-based monsters and high elf sanctuaries.

I don't know how many big trees come from "Legendary Trees" I only planted one more tree. If it was a couple confessions, I'd be pissed off in the tunnel.

If you suck at burning down the woods or something, it's a civil war!? I just said I want vegetables or something, is there going to be a civil war in this country!!

... so I asked in a shitty way.

"Well, if you want lamb?!"

The Kai clad their arms with a face that seemed difficult.

"Are you human? I'm not here, so it's easy to go downstairs and get..."

"Why does sheepmeat make you human?!"

"Oh, didn't you know? In one country, he said he ate human beings by referring to them as' two-legged sheep ', two-legged sheep... well, I prefer normal animal meat. Thanks to the fact that humans vary in taste in the environment, preferences can be easily divided."

In this case, "Normally there is no sheep meat?!", "Don't talk about it all on the same level!!" or "Why do you have knowledge I don't even know!?" where do I put the scratch? I...

"What happens if you're looking for chicken!?"

"May I introduce you to the butcher on the front street?

"Why do you normally say it's chicken!? If you have a butcher, let me know from the beginning!!"

I accidentally had a lot going on here. The stress exploded and I shook up my chair on the spot and stepped on the community too much. In the meantime, the Kai formation, whose complexion changed,

"Hey, the princess is upset again! Help me, I'll hold you down!

At the same time as speaking to the employee, he called only a dozen oak soldiers on the spot with his skill 'Oak Summoning'.

"You're not a mess - Yikes!!!"

"Blood! Prepare the blood!!"

"I have five buckets of pig blood, though!

"Then it doesn't matter! We'll take it down, you put it out of your head to the princess!

"Don't call me ~ ~!! So the organs are floating, too!!

My cry was vain, and I wanted to stop by and get caught up (because in a small store, I can't beat you with simple arm strength), and I was left with pig blood and guts all over me.

Afterwards, I took a bath and changed my clothes, again explaining from scratch to the Keys.

"... so I just want to cook normally, and I don't have any weird intentions. Yeah, I guess I'd appreciate it if you could lend me a place to cook, too."

"Ha...... Is the princess cooking?"

Why does everyone look like they declared that when I say I cook, the dog goes up the other way?

Normally in real life, I was cooking 3 meals (when I had a part-time job, I was eating in the employee cafeteria upstairs in the supermarket where I was working part-time), and even during the game, I was pointlessly upgrading and kansting my cooking skills. Come on.

"Even if the princess doesn't cook, she'll burn like a dragon if she shouts, but she'll eat a little fairy (pixie) dance, but it's easy to prepare it and see? If the princess eats you, we're all happy to ride on the slab.

Are there any inhabitants of this country, all of whom jump into the fires that used to come out of stories?

"No, I don't want someone to prepare it for me, I'd like to cook it myself because you're sympathetic"

"Are you sympathetic...?

Even the elusive equation tells me about the Kai Formation, with its face around its neck. Well, I guess it's a remote concept for residents of this country. I'm definitely not going to catch a cold or anything.

In the meantime, I told him what happened earlier.

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"I'm so sorry. I don't know what to say and apologize..."

To Bok's words of apology, which I don't know how many times, Joey replied in an upper-body position on the Inn bed, not knowing how many times it would be as well.

"So never mind, that beast bastard is bad when it comes to the old days, and I'm the worst person you could hardly protect while you were escorted"

In fact, Joey laughs bitterly when he says that Dr. Garte has pissed me off a lot about that.

"Protecting" doesn't mean you can't win anything. We're stores of everything, we should have thought about keeping our clients safe, using any method other than fighting. I think you should let us know if you want to take advantage of the land and run around. "

After that, I thought I was going to be demoted because they said D-rank was too early, and I laughed easily at you, and again, this time I couldn't make the request on the way.

But what, even though this is the second time I've been dying, it's probably a big bowl in a way that I'm still willing to go on without quitting my adventurer.

That said,

"Regardless of what happened to my brother Maru, what I did to you afterwards was completely negligent. If the Beast King hadn't treated me, I would have definitely killed him."

I shook my head gently and looked at my feet. The border between the balloon skirt and the floor, scattered with rose costumes, catches my eye.

"No, 'cause that's like being sick, too, right? Then it's not your fault."

I explained the characteristics of the blood-sucking princess today, but apparently she understands that. This innocence cannot be the other way around, or it increases the consciousness of sin...

"... it's still my fault that I could have done that but I couldn't do the right thing. I'm still sorry about me. - At least hit me once!

As soon as he raised his face and said, Joey opened his eyes and mouth wide, followed by a warm and neck-shaking sideways.

"I can't, I can't! There's no way I can do that. I can't believe I bashed a woman more or less."

"You don't have to think of me as a woman. Easy guy friends, haters - if you think even that brother maru is right in front of you, and you hit him as hard as you want."

"What kind of logic is that?!" Absolutely!

Hmmm... I do look like a girl, so hey, that might be hard to say.

"... you're in trouble."

"I'm the one in trouble..."

I also feel like Joey was saying something, but he bare my ears that were sinking into his thoughts.

Point your gaze at the location throw toward the room where Joey is staying. Unlike the cheap lodging at the end of the night that I was staying at when I was in F-rank, this seems to be the lower level of inn inside. The size of the room is also large, with desks, chairs (currently seated by me), and even furnished costumes.

The bed was also good there, with a small side chest on the pillow, where my bouquet of sympathetic roses was put in a vase and decorated (the vase was lent to me by the Innkeeper and lived).

And then I saw a leftover dish next to it, and I twisted my neck.

"Don't you have an appetite? There's still about half a dozen left."

"Oh -" I noticed that gaze and Joey grinned bitterly. "I'm sick, and I bring risottos every time, and I'm so tired of it... that I'm a little dizzy, and it's nothing wrong with me."

"Dizziness is because you don't have enough blood. If you get back in strength, you won't get back the blood you lost."

That said, I guess I do get tired of this every time I grow up.

Hmm, we don't have enough blood - if we are, we need a meal that will increase blood. Protein is the raw material for blood, and meat is when it comes to it. And then dairy, cheese? That and vegetables also make the blood vessels sturdy, and the quick energy is grain, oil, sugar and so on. And I wonder if that would be a good idea. Easy to eat.

"- Then, with apologies, I'll make a dish that's easy to eat tomorrow and bring it to your sympathy."

To my suggestion, a subtle look, Joey.

"Cooking…. You?"

"... that's rude. Eat it and lose your hips, I don't know."

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"Oh, I see..."

Kai formation hammering with an unclear face like I figured it out.

"So, what's the princess going to make?

"When it comes to meat, cheese, vegetables, bread and fat, it's a cheeseburger!

"Is it a burger? Then there are Ascension Burgers, Burgers in Monsters, Burger Shops in Hun Rolling (Scarabe) and competitors on the street?

They're all anxious naming stores.

"... hey, these things have to be handmade, not commercially available"

If I stab you in the stomach next time, you won't even see me.

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So the next day I ate a cheeseburger that Scarlet Snow took and Joey was thrilled with its deliciousness,

"Yummy! What is this!?"

Scarlet Snow stretched his chest out, seeing him delighted to eat all his hips out as declared.

"What do you say, pretty good stuff?

"Wow, yummy! Wouldn't it be great if I could eat something like this every day?"

Scarlet snow seen a little meaningful, but leaned his neck with a frown root completely unaware,

"Is it tough on calories every day? Well, I don't think it would be a problem if I had enough to eat once in a while, so I'll share the recipe with the Innkeeper."

That's how he secretly stabbed the boy in the heart.