Labyrinth Restaurant

"The killer is in here."

Cosmos, dressed in a trench coat and wearing a hunting hat and pipes around his mouth, said so in the great hall of an old western hall on an isolated island in the sea. By the way, the pipes are just wrapped up because they look good, and they're not really smoking.

I've been drinking and smoking since I was twenty years old. Cosmos is only zero, so he can't smoke.

There are currently five other figures in this great hall besides Cosmos. Gathered in the Great Hall, they can't seem to hide their upset in Cosmos' words. Earlier, the tragic incident that occurred in this western hall, they told us that the killer was inside us, so we wouldn't have to.

The victim's divine son had fallen in a locked room, and until he kicked the door forcefully in suspicion, the indoor was in complete chamber condition, and the divine son was suffocating in that chamber. I managed to save my life because I discovered it quickly, but I am still unconscious, so I am putting it to sleep on the couch in the big hall.

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"Cosmos, are you sure there's a killer in us?

That's what the Demon King, one of the five suspects, asked. Cosmos does not hesitate to answer that question.

"Yes, I think maybe the killer is in here, maybe"

I subtly clouded the words. Then there still seems to be a stray in reasoning.

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"But the crime scene was a Chamber of Secrets. What are the chances of an accident?

One of the suspects, Alice, pointed out a natural possibility. But Cosmos slowly denied that possibility with confidence.

"Huh? Alice, are you serious? It's a case like this in a lonely island western hall in the sea. There can't be an accident in such a great situation."

Cosmos denied the possibility of an accident from a metallic point of view. But the words seemed strange and convincing, and the faces on the spot nodded convincingly, "I see, boulders are famous detectives," etc. Even if it's still unclear if there's a killer on this spot, it seems certain there's only an asshole on this spot.

"Finally, let me tell you, this isolated island of the sea today is currently hit by heavy snowstorms and lightning strikes and sandstorms and photochemical smogs out of season, and of course the telephone lines are cut to bits in one millimeter increments. And this island is filled with meaningful songs from generation to generation, these seemingly ciphers, and burial monies, which are essential for stories."

I even felt a little too much of an element. I also feel like you should be concerned about whether the hall won't collapse rather than the incident when you get here.

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"Yes, Master Lisa. Please be careful not to bathe tonight."

A third suspect, Lisa, was advised by Cosmos.

"Why, Mr. Cosmos?

"Sexy female characters are priced when they're mostly killed around the second or third. Here's the thing, in the shower scene, the killer comes up from behind, and eventually he floats bare and in the bathtub. Alice, I think it's probably okay to take a bath because you're out of the genre due to lack of colour, even if you're in shape."

It was a statement that was too harsh in every sense.

"In the first place, there are me, the Demon King and Alice and all three of us who can do warp things, but there are no chamber tricks or anything... Honestly, there's no point in lonely islands or bad weather."

"So is that."

What an incompatible face with the Chamber Mystery.

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"Cosmos, may I have a word with you?"

"What is it, Claude?"

The fourth suspect, Claude, the deacon of the hall, questioned Cosmos.

"Um, why am I here? Oh, not as a suspect, but in a service sense. Am I the only one on the sidelines among the main characters out of place?

"Oh, there wasn't anyone else in the existing character who was going to be a butler."

It no longer even went beyond the dimension of meta-netter, and the characters questioned their service. I'm no longer getting any better about the case. It's too harsh a scenario just because Dream Och is finalised at the time of the title.

"So Claude, the elderly deacon, wondered if I could teach you a song that would pass down to this island from time immemorial. This is the kind of thing that helps solve cases or doesn't stand up."

"Yes, then, Gohon... HEY, YO! YO! Appear on the lonely island! The crime scene is a disaster! Premium offense! Hot lirik, I'll chop you up, BABY! HEY! YO! Chequera! … that's all."

For some reason the song of the setting, which has been passed down from generation to generation, was a rap tone. But unfortunately, the heart of the member who was COOL because of the BAD incident was also totally HOT thanks to the hot liric.

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"And the last suspect is you. Uh, Jason Okada."

"~ ~ ~ ~ ~!"

The big man cosmos is making the fifth odd voice he spoke to was a new character named Jason Okada who popped out. Blah, blah, blah. I'm out of here. He wears a hockey mask on his face and has a chainsaw on his hand.

"No, it's not a good idea to judge people by their looks. I don't feel like the other way around if you're so outspoken."

"Huh!"

"I see, your job is forestry, and you say you work in a hockey social circle on holidays. Then that outfit will explain it."

"~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~"

I was glad I got an understanding, or the oddity seemed subtly happy.

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Having finished listening to everyone all the way through, Cosmos made a deliberate tame to proclaim.

"I see...... ok. The real culprit in this case..."

"Um, may I?

And before Cosmos finished saying the line, the godson who had passed out woke up.

"I'm sorry. Looks like you're in trouble."

"Oh, is your body okay now?

"Yes, I'll be more careful when I get rice cakes next time."

Yes, the truth about this case, it was just that Shinko was eating a cake in a locked room and stuck it in his throat.

"Yes, the real culprit in this case was the victim himself, or Shinko."

"Yeah, well, we all knew that from the start."

Alice put a scratch in Cosmos, who declared by pointing at the Divine Son with a Doya face. Anyway, until we came to the Great Hall earlier, we all had a hard time helping the Divine Son with the cake stuck in his throat.

Ultimately, I got things done by replacing the vacuum cleaner sucker mouth with the thin nozzle Jason Okada had found and sticking it in my mouth and sucking the cake out of the back of my throat.

"I just wanted to try being a detective because of the sole-like situation. It was a lot of fun. Thank you all for knocking."

This was the truth about this case.

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Waking up before dawn, Alice remembered what her earlier dreams were about and what a subtle look she had. Dreams are mostly disjointed, but still, whatever dreams I had earlier were too harsh.

"... let's sleep twice and forget it"

Alice, who didn't like to keep too much terrible content in her memory, immediately decided to go back to sleep without getting out of bed.

Fortunately, the next time I woke up, the memory of my earlier dream was no longer beautiful and sappy.