Lao Tzu is Hades

"The toad wants to eat swan meat!" Lin Qi felt like a deer.

Jiang Feng said with emotion: "I also know that you are not worthy of me, but you are the most beautiful in our class. I can only wrong myself."

Lin Qi looked at the time: 8:15.

According to past experience, in five minutes, teacher Fang, the head teacher, will come to check the class.

Lin Qi just wanted to take Jiang Feng away quickly, and said casually: "Second model, if you can enter the top 1,000 in the grade, I will promise to be your girlfriend!"

"The top thousand? Damn, you might as well just let me die!" Jiang Feng stood up and said, "I am the man you will never get!"

...

For self-study next night, Jiang Feng dared not go back for a long time, for fear that Niutou was still in the dormitory.

This is not the first time similar things have occurred.

Two weeks ago, a horse-faced monster went to the dormitory to find himself, and said he was one of the ten kings of the Yin Cao Jifu-King Yama.

Even more bizarre is that only you can see the monster!

The north wind blows, and the snowflakes flutter.

In the middle of the night, Jiang Feng was immediately awake.

"Master, the little one will warm you up!"

In a daze, a shrill voice came from my ear.

Jiang Feng stretched out his hand and touched it, the starting point was furry, and when he opened his eyes, it turned out to be a big black dog lying in his arms.

"Master, is it warmer?" The big black dog opened his mouth and spoke.

"I got a big slot! Are you... a man or a ghost?" Jiang Feng was so scared that he peeed.

The big black dog said: "Enlighten the prince, the little one is neither a human nor a ghost. The little one is the god of the yin Cao Difu, because the bull's head and horse face can't please you, so the little one has to go out himself!

Jiang Feng's brain is about to explode!

Why is it endless!

The big black dog continued: "It's such a prince. Thousands of years ago, the underworld fell and the king of the ten palaces was forced to reincarnate. But the nine palaces of the palace failed. Only the prince succeeded! We now want to invite you back and host. event!"

"Don't listen or listen, the eighth chanting!" Jiang Feng thought to himself, isn't going to the underground palace means going to die.

The big black dog said: "Don’t be afraid of the prince, now you just want to go to the underworld. First of all, you have to find the seal of the Hades left in the world. With the seal of the Hades, you can take charge of the underworld, and order one hundred thousand Yin soldiers. Don't dare not follow it!"

"So amazing?" Jiang Feng asked casually.

"Yes!" said the big black dog, "Yin Wangyin is important, but before that, you must improve your cultivation level, otherwise any female ghost will shoot you to death!"

Improve cultivation?

Jiang Feng became interested, and said, "How to improve?"

The big black dog took out a wooden stick and said: "This is the first tonic of the prefecture-Thousand-year old ginseng. After eating it, it will not invade a hundred poisons, and the evil spirits are not close. It is more than enough to protect itself!"

Want to lie to me gnawing roots?

Jiang Feng shook his head severely: "I won't eat!"

The big black dog said: "Master, if you don't eat, you may be dead tomorrow! I take the liberty to ask, have you offended a man named Zhao Jian?"

Jiang Feng was taken aback for a moment and said, "How do you know?"

Zhao Jian, the son of Zhao Li, the vice principal of Du Lei Private Middle School, has chased Lin Qi for more than half a year and claimed to be Lin Qi's brother.

Zhao Jian kept seeing Jiang Feng not pleasing to his eyes and said that he would find an opportunity to teach him.

The big black dog said: "I listen to the truth, I can know about the thousands of years! Lord, as long as you eat the thousand-year old ginseng, let alone Zhao Jian, Zhao Yun, who is wearing the resurrection armor of the six gods, can't beat you! The younger one has to take a step ahead. If you want to find us, just clap your hands three times and we will appear!"

After speaking, the big black dog "swish" disappeared.

"Damn! Lie!"

Jiang Feng patted his hands three times, and said to the air: "Hehe, how about people?"

"My lord, the little ones are here!" Three strange heads drilled out of the floor. They were bull's head, horse-faced face, and the truth of the dog.

Jiang Feng was dumbfounded!

What is going on?

Everything they say... is it true?!

In order to verify again, Jiang Feng picked up the thousand-year-old ginseng and chewed it with a "crack".

Suddenly, a torrent of majestic energy poured into his body, which had just been frozen like a dog, and now it was too hot to take a cold shower.

"The prince is slow, the younger ones should retire first! If you have something to do, remember to snap, snap three times!"

...

Go back to dorms.

The two-meter-high fence used to be able to climb over with great effort, but today I can easily climb over the wall; when I wake up, I feel full of energy, as if I have endless power.

After washing up, go to morning reading class.

At the door of the class, someone suddenly pulled himself from behind.

Jiang Feng turned his face and saw that it was Zhao Jian, with three or five people behind him.

"Why, something?" Jiang Feng stopped and turned around.

Zhao Jiandao: "I heard that you made my sister cry yesterday, is it true?"

"Your sister?" Jiang Feng asked knowingly, "Who is your sister?"

"Shao Te, pretend to be your class flower, Lin Qi!" Zhao Jian looked impatient.

"This is strange!" Jiang Feng exaggerated, "Zhao Jian, oh no, Lin Jian, when did you change your surname to Lin? Your mother recently remarried?"

"Fuck me!" Zhao Jian's face was green.

As soon as the voice fell, a group of doglegs greeted Jiang Feng with sticks.

Jiang Feng didn't fight back, not because he didn't dare, but... he didn't feel the pain at all!

These sticks look pretty strong, how come they hit yourself like a tickle?

More and more classmates were onlookers.

Lin Qi was also alarmed.

She ran out quickly, stood in front of Jiang Feng, and said angrily: "Zhao Jian, why beating someone!"

"My sister is here!" Zhao Jian said flatly, "I heard that this kid cried you with anger yesterday, and the brother will help you out!"

"What's up with you!" Lin Qi gave Jiang Feng a distressed look, and then said, "In addition, I cry and it has nothing to do with him!"

Jiang Feng came back to his senses, took the opportunity to grab Lin Qi's little hand, and said provocatively: "Have you heard, Lin Jian? Why don't you get out?"

"Fuck!"

Zhao Jian couldn't wait to chop off Jiang Feng's palm, and said angrily: "You kid can! If there is a kind, wait for me at the gate of school at noon, dare you to go?"

"What are the benefits of going?" Jiang Feng asked rhetorically.

Zhao Jianpi smiled but didn't smile, and said: "Counseled? Just say dare you!"

"Well, in that case, I'll wait for you at noon!" Jiang Feng agreed.

Watching Zhao Jian walk away, Lin Qi finally breathed a sigh of relief, and asked with concern: "Are you okay?"

"It's okay!" Jiang Feng shrugged.

Lin Qi hesitated to say something, and said: "You don't really go to the school gate at noon, right?"

"Go, I just agreed!" Jiang Feng's tone was beyond doubt.

"You..." Lin Qi said with her small chest ups and downs, "there are so many people, you will suffer!"

Jiang Feng said: "It's okay, I started very lightly, try not to kill anyone."

"I promise you!" Lin Qi said suddenly inexplicably.

Jiang Feng didn't know, so he said, "What did you promise?"

Lin Qi blushed and twisted and said: "I... promise you to be your girlfriend; but you must first promise me that you are not allowed to go out at noon today!"

"That won't work!" Jiang Feng said, "This is a matter between us men, you are a woman, don't be nosy!"