Lao Tzu is Hades

"You... kindly treat it as a donkey's liver and lungs, you deserve to be beaten to death!" Lin Qi turned her head back in anger.

...

It was noon in a flash.

After eating in the cafeteria, I went to the school gate to make an appointment.

Lin Qi kept following Jiang Feng, quietly dialed 110 and 120, and said with red eyes: "Dead Jiang Feng, stinky Jiang Feng, I can only help you here; if something goes wrong, I will really ignore you... …"

There were more than 20 people standing behind Zhao Jian, some with steel pipes hidden in their sleeves, and some with machetes tied to their calves.

"Oh, you really dare to come!" Zhao Jian said with an arrogant expression, "brothers, I will fight to the death today, I will take care of it if something happens!"

Jiang Feng looked at the phone and said impatiently: "Don't beep, call it quickly if you want to call, and go back to the dormitory to sleep!"

"Fuck, I can't cry without seeing the coffin!" Zhao Jian waved his hand and said, "Give it to me!"

"Go up? Where do you go?" Jiang Feng was as fast as a gust of wind, grabbing Zhao Jian's arm, "banging" him to the ground.

Don't look at Zhao Jian's one-meter-eight man, who was swept like a chicken by Jiang Feng!

"Oh!" Zhao Jian let out a scream, squeezing out the shit from the fall.

Jiang Feng didn't give him a chance to resist, so he kicked again.

"Crack!"

The sound of broken bones.

"Ah... my leg!" Zhao Jian cried out in pain, rolled his eyes and passed out.

"Such strength?"

Jiang Feng looked at his right hand, a little dumbfounded.

Ula~Ula~Ula~

The sound of the ambulance came, and there was also a police car.

"Go to the Internet cafe to avoid it!"

Jiang Feng didn't dare to go back to school, so he drove away.

As soon as I arrived at the Internet cafe, my mobile phone rang, and it was a WeChat message from Lin Qi: "Where are you? I called an ambulance for you, why did Zhao Jian lie in?"

"busy body!"

Jiang Feng replied the four words, sullenly practicing Kun.

After playing for two hours and feeling a little thirsty, Jiang Feng patted his hands three times and shouted, "Webmaster, come here! It's iced!"

"Master, you call me!"

The computer screen flashed and a bull's head appeared.

"Damn, why are you everywhere!" Jiang Feng was startled.

Niutou said, "Didn't you slap your hands three times and call the younger one!"

"It's okay with you, oh...wait!" Halfway through, Jiang Feng suddenly called to him and said, "Ask, I interrupted the vice-principal's son's dog legs at noon, will something happen?"

"Nothing to worry about!" Niutou said, "Lord, don't persuade you, use your strength! Not to mention the son of a vice-principal, who is the son of the Jade Emperor. Let's fight if we say!"

Hearing this, Jiang Feng breathed a sigh of relief.

Niutou's voice turned, and said: "However, for the sake of safety, the small download "Seventy-two Ways of Yin and Yang" to your computer, and you will learn later to use it for self-defense."

"Seventy-two yin and yang hands?"

"Well, after learning it, it can exorcise evil spirits, cure diseases, heal wounds, and kill people; let me tell you a little secret, this technique also has the effect of maintaining the kidneys; a man can't stand a woman, and a woman can't stand a man. Both men and women press... hey, the bed can't stand it!"

Jiang Feng found that there was one more document on the desktop. When he opened it, it was densely packed with text and illustrations. He couldn't finish it for three days and three nights, and said bitterly, "When do I have to learn!"

"Lord, don't worry!" Niutou said, "The little one will give you a bottle of ox's tears, one drop, and you will be unforgettable within 24 hours!"

"Patter!"

As soon as the voice fell, a bottle of potion appeared on the computer desk.

"This is a good thing!"

Jiang Feng dropped a drop and felt refreshed, and then he looked at the document, and he saw ten lines at a glance!

Niu Tau said, "By the way, although Niu's tears are good, they also have a side effect; within 24 hours, Lord, you will not only remember, you might even see dirty things!"

"Fuck, you said it earlier! I'm afraid of ghosts!"

...

From the Internet cafe, it was already dark.

Walking to Mingyue Lake, feeling a little hungry, Jiang Feng sat down at a noodle restaurant on the shore.

Almost at the same time, a white luxury sports car stopped at the entrance of the noodle restaurant, the door opened, and a stunning young woman walked in with a five or six-year-old boy.

The young woman is about twenty-seven or eighteen years old, with a height of 1.67 meters, long legs with black silk, glamorous eyes and spring, and a smile with temptation!

Young women, also known as otaku killers, especially for 17- or 18-year-old adolescent boys like Jiang Feng.

"What a seductive stunner in the world, I have a fight with Teacher Fang! Ahem..." Jiang Feng saw his eyes straight, almost choked to death by the noodles.

"Mom, I'm not hungry, I want to go skating on the lake!" The little boy lay at the door and refused to enter, pulling the young woman to act like a baby.

The weather was cold, and Mingyue Lake had formed a thick layer of ice, and many people were skating.

The young woman looked at her watch and said, "Only ten minutes of playing!"

"Yeah!" The little boy Sa Huan left.

After eating the noodles, Jiang Feng was about to leave. At this moment, he heard a "crack" and there was a loud noise outside.

"Run! The ice is broken!"

On Mingyue Lake, everyone scrambled to flee towards the shore.

The young woman's expression changed, and she shouted, "Xiaowei..." as she ran out.

Soon, everyone on the lake returned, but the young woman looked left and right, but she didn't have her own son.

In the middle of the lake, the ice has broken, revealing a huge ice cave.

The young woman trembled, crying and ran towards the ice cave.

"Danger!" Jiang Feng grabbed the young woman and said, "It's too dangerous, I'll go!"

After eating ginseng for thousands of years, Jiang Feng has always wanted to take a cold bath, and now he has finally found a chance!

While running towards the middle of the lake, he undressed and ran to the ice cave with only one shorts left.

"Puff!"

Jiang Feng jumped and dived into the icy lake.

The young woman stood not far away, watching with concern, but one minute passed, two minutes passed, not to mention her son, even the boy just disappeared.

"Oh, what a pity, it must be drowned!"

"That's not it, three minutes, no one can stay in ice water for so long!"

On the shore, everyone said something to me, so that the young woman had a desire to die.

At this moment, just hearing the sound of "teng", countless water splashes in the ice cave.

"what's the situation?"

Everyone looked up, but saw a young boy in shorts flying up in the sky, holding a little boy in his arms.

In the eyes of everyone eating whales, Jiang Feng has already come to the shore, but the little boy in his arms has purple skin and no breath.

"Just let me, I'm a doctor..."

In the crowd, a middle-aged man walked out, grabbed the little boy's ankle and made him head down, and flicked it seven times.

Unfortunately, the little boy still did not react at all.

"Oh...it's not saved..." The middle-aged man shook his head and sentenced the little boy to death.

"Xiaowei!" The stunning young woman only felt the sky spinning, crying so much that she couldn't make any sound in her throat.

"Wait! I'll try it!" Jiang Feng suddenly remembered that there is a road in "Sixty-Two Ways of Yin and Yang" to treat a drowning person, so he unbuttoned the little boy's coat and rushed a little above his belly button!

At this point, the little boy "poofed", spit out a big mouthful of bitter water, then opened his eyes, and threw himself in the arms of the young woman, crying "Wow".