Lao Tzu is Hades

Chen Biting's face was blue and white, and she started crying when she was wronged.

I waited so hard for the other party all morning, but I didn't expect this result in exchange!

"You...narcissist! Arrogant! Don't know how to promote! Goodbye! Never see you again!" Chen Biting still couldn't hold back, and after venting, she left in tears.

...

On Monday morning, as soon as he arrived in the classroom, Zhang Kai came.

If Jiang Feng has any friends in school, it must be Zhang Kai.

The two were at the same table in their first year of high school. Back then, they stuffed love letters to the girls, "helped" the female teacher to lift up their skirts, and had beaten and been beaten together, which can be said to be a deadly friendship.

"Kaizi, what are you doing?" Jiang Feng punched Zhang Kai lightly on the shoulder.

Zhang Kai grinned as he was beaten, and said anxiously: "Madman, madman, they are all about to die, how can you still laugh!"

"Death is imminent?" Jiang Feng looked dazed.

Zhang Kai said: "I heard that you offended Xia Julong, is there such a thing?"

Jiang Feng nodded.

Zhang Kai said, "I had a drink with Xia Julong. At noon, I will take you to their class to apologize, and then buy a cigarette. This matter is almost fine."

Just as he was talking, Xia Julong came, with three or four people behind him.

Zhang Kai's expression changed, and he hurriedly greeted him: "Brother Long, I and the lunatic are iron buddies. I know that he has offended you. I will pay you for him first."

"Yeah!" Xia Julong said, "Since we all know each other, I won't be embarrassed by you. Let Jiang Feng knock me three beeps, and then call me Dad three times, it's over!"

Zhang Kai looked embarrassed and took out two packs of Yuxi from his pocket, and said, "Brother Long, you smoke these two packs of cigarettes first, and I will go to your class with the lunatic to make up for it, and I will give you and a few brothers. One, how can you come here in person!"

"Damn, two packs of broken cigarettes just want to fool me, when I haven't smoked?" Xia Julong directly flung the cigarette on Zhang Kai's face.

Zhang Kai's face is green, after all, so many people are watching.

But under the eaves, people had to bow their heads, he could only bear it, and said with a smile: "Brother Long, just give me a face..."

Xia Julong went up with a kick: "What the hell do you have? You really treat yourself as a person!" Several people laughed arrogantly.

Zhang Kai can bear it, but Jiang Feng can't bear it anymore.

He grabbed Xia Julong's neck and said word by word: "Kneel down! Apologize to my brother!"

Xia Julong only felt her neck tighten, almost out of breath, trying hard to break free, but couldn't make it, so anxiously, she opened her teeth and claws.

Several other people were about to start their hands, when someone behind them suddenly shouted, "Which class are you in? Who is the head teacher?"

It turned out that Fang Qing heard the movement.

She yelled, and the other teachers also came out.

"Jiang Feng, go back to study!" Fang Qing glared at him fiercely, on the surface it was scolding, but in fact he was protecting the calf, fearing that he would be bullied by someone outside the class.

Jiang Feng frowned and had to let go.

Xia Julong took a few breaths and said ruthlessly: "Boy, wait for me!" After speaking, he took the person away.

On the way back, a younger brother asked, "Brother Long, the surname Jiang is too arrogant, when shall we move him?"

Xia Julong thought for a while and said, "I'm going to be a second model soon. Recently, the school is watching too tightly. After the exam is finished, I will get him outside!"

"But does this kid dare to go out?"

"Then find a way to trick him out!" A trace of gloom flashed across Xia Julong's face.

...

Two-day exams on Friday and Saturday.

Jiang Feng finished each game in five minutes, and then slept on the table for twenty-five minutes.

No way, the school stipulated that no papers should be handed in within 30 minutes of the test, otherwise Jiang Feng would have slipped.

On Saturday afternoon, as the bell rang, the second model came to an end.

In the noisy corridor, Zhang Kai hurried over, and asked when he saw people, "Where's your Ban Jiangfeng?"

Everyone shook their heads and said they didn't know.

Finally, I happened to ask Lin Qi.

Lin Qi snorted coldly, hating iron for not making steel, and said quietly: "It's already been handed over in advance! Corrupted! Fallen! Rotten wood can't be carved! Uh... by the way, what are you looking for?"

Zhang Kai said: "If you have something important, please contact him for me!"

...

At this time, Jiang Feng had already arrived at the northern bay of the city.

In the past few days, I have been panicked, and my whole body is as uncomfortable as a fire.

Niutou said, this is a normal phenomenon-the reincarnation of Hades, the Yang Qi is flourishing, and he needs to find opportunities to release the sun.

There are two ways to release the sun, one is to have sex with a woman, and the other is to take a cold shower and release the sun with luck until the hot air in the dantian is empty.

Sexuality requires emotional accumulation, and Jiang Feng can't do big health care, so he came here.

When he arrived on the beach, Jiang Feng took off his coat and jumped into the sea. He was immersed in the bottom of the sea and continuously exhausted the heat in the dantian...

"Crack!"

An off-road vehicle parked on the beach.

The door opened, and three people, one old, one middle, and one young, came down.

"Grandpa, you have a cold, don't winter swimming today?" The girl looked worried.

The old man said: "It's not a problem. I have been swimming in winter for ten years and have never stopped. How can I give up easily!"

The girl had to look at the middle-aged man and said: "Uncle Zheng, please take care of it, take care of it!"

"Don't worry, second lady, I will always be with Wu Lao!" The middle-aged man looked respectful.

While talking, the old man and the middle-aged man put on swimsuits and went into the water slowly.

"what?"

As soon as he entered, the old man became suspicious and said, "Why is the sea so hot?"

The middle-aged man echoed: "It's very gentle, not cold at all!"

"Hehe, I want to trick me into the water again!" The girl "has a witty look" and is unmoved, continuing to "fish" on her phone.

Gurgle...

Bubbles are rising on the sea, and the sea is getting hotter.

Looking around, the mist rose on the endless sea.

Big fish, small fish, king ba, dried shrimps... No matter what marine creatures, they all rioted, jumping out of the sea, and even making weird calls!

At this time, the girl also found that something was wrong, put down the phone, and looked alert.

The middle-aged man looked even more nervous, and said: "Old Wu, there must be a demon if something goes wrong! To be safe, let's go back!"

However, the old man seemed to have not heard it, staring at the sea with dull eyes, and muttered: "The carp makes the sea, and the real dragon appears! I didn't expect such a sight!"

"What real dragon?" The girl pouted with big eyes, "Grandpa, there is really a dragon in the sea?"

The middle-aged man sneered and said: "If there is a dragon, I am afraid it is also a demon dragon! Mr. Wu, it is not suitable to stay here for a long time, let's get ashore!

After the two people tried their best to persuade them, the old man finally returned to the shore, but still refused to go far, saying: "Azheng, get the incense burner in the car, I want to worship the real dragon!"

"This..." The middle-aged man hesitated.

"Go!" The old man was angry, he refused to miss this opportunity that he had never encountered in his life.