Lao Tzu is Hades

Moonlight shines through the screen windows and shines in the narrow bathroom.

An old woman with silver hair was holding a mop, dragging it on the floor, faintly smirking.

"Jie Jie Jie... Go home..." She murmured as she mopped the floor.

"Ghost! Really a ghost!"

Jiang Feng's legs softened and his first reaction was to run, but when he turned around and saw Li Xiaolu, he was embarrassed and left.

"Grandma?"

Jiang Feng tried to yell, but the old woman did not lift her head as if she hadn't heard her, and continued to mop the floor.

Jiang Feng clenched the copper coin tightly, his hands trembling, and summoned the courage to say: "If I don't speak anymore, I have to do it! If I slap it, you may die! No, die again!"

The old woman still did not respond.

Jiang Feng quietly raised his hand and threw the copper coin at the old woman!

Wow...

The copper coin fell on the old woman and fell all over the floor.

The old woman was not injured, but some of the copper coins were actually broken into two pieces!

"I'm going, counterfeit money!" Jiang Feng felt a little bit in his heart.

The old woman was irritated and suddenly raised her head.

She saw her face pale and terrifying. She gritted her teeth and said: "Two little things, looking for death!" After speaking, her arms stretched out long, five or six meters long, and they caught Jiang Feng and Li Xiaolu's necks.

"Xiaofeng, help...help..." Li Xiaolu's face was so dark that he felt his neck was about to be chopped off.

Jiang Feng knew that he could no longer persuade him!

How can I be afraid of you being a lonely ghost after the reincarnation of Lord Yama!

Thinking of this, Jiang Feng grabbed the old woman's wrist and snapped it directly.

Immediately afterwards, he dashed up, grabbed the old woman's hair in one hand, clenched a fist in the other, and slapped her head down!

With each punch, the old woman made a scream, a black smoke appeared on her body, and her figure became smaller and smaller, like a discouraged ball, which was a sign of a ghostly spirit.

"Don't fight, don't fight!" Three punches went down, and the old woman knelt down, her eyes showing fear.

"Say, why is it scary to be here?" Jiang Feng raised his fist.

The old woman cried: "It's not that I want to be scared, but I really miss home!"

"Homesick?" Jiang Feng didn't quite understand.

The old woman said: "That's it. The old man's urn is in this room. The workers accidentally buried the old man's urn under the floor during the last renovation. The old man is homeless, so it's scary!"

Jiang Feng found a hammer and tapped it at the location pointed by the old woman. There was actually an urn with a photo printed on the lid, which looked exactly like the old woman!

"Well, take the urn and go, if you dare to come again in the future, you will be wiped out!"

"Don't dare, I don't dare to say anything!"

The old woman burst into gratitude, hugged the ashes, and she was still muttering: "It's terrible! What mage did you invite this time? I can't draw charms or chant mantras. The handful of copper coins is still a fake, but my fist is actually a fake. It's so awesome, terrible!"

As soon as the old woman left, most of the yin in the room dissipated.

Li Xiaolu said with lingering fear: "Xiaofeng, this house won't be haunted anymore, right?"

"No way!" Jiang Feng said, "When the sun comes out, open all the windows and let it be ventilated!"

Li Xiaolu was relieved, washing his face and preparing to go to bed.

When she was looking in the mirror, she found a black scratch on her neck, and she felt a burning pain when she touched it with her hand.

"Xiao Feng, come here, what do you think is going on here?" Li Xiaolu quickly called Jiang Feng.

"This is a ghost claw mark!" Jiang Feng took a look, his expression changed slightly, and said, "If you don't treat it in time, your skin will fester after three hours!"

"Huh?" Li Xiaolu loves beauty most, scared Huarong pales, and said, "What should I do? You help me, I can't disfigure!"

Jiang Feng thought for a while and said, "Go to the bed and lie down, I'll apply some unique potion to you, and just sleep!"

Li Xiaolu didn't wipe his facial cleanser, so he lay down on the bed, his eyes widened!

Jiang Feng said: "Sister, close your eyes!"

"Oh!" Li Xiaolu didn't dare to ask more, for fear of interrupting the other party's treatment.

Seeing Li Xiaolu closed his eyes, Jiang Feng put his finger in his mouth, dipped his saliva, and smeared it on Li Xiaolu's neck.

Niu Tau said that he is the reincarnation of the Hades, possessing the body of nine suns, saliva, blood and even urine, all have the effect of getting rid of evil and filth, which is better than any panacea!

"Chuck...itch!" Li Xiaolu's body trembled at the touch of his saliva, and couldn't help but laugh, "Xiao Feng, what special potion you put on, it makes it so mysterious!"

Jiang Feng dipped it again, smearing the scars evenly, and said, "Don't leak the secret!"

No words for a night.

Woke up in the morning, Li Xiaolu couldn't wait to run to the bathroom, and he found that the ghost claw marks on his neck disappeared without a trace!

Not only that, the skin on the neck seems whiter, waterier, and tenderer than before, and it feels firm and elastic, as delicate as a baby!

Li Xiaolu was so excited that he woke Jiang Feng from the sofa and said, "Xiao Feng, get up quickly and sell me a bottle of potion!"

"What kind of potion?" Jiang Feng rubbed his sleepy eyes.

"It's the unique potion you wiped on me last night. After the wipe, the skin becomes better, look!" As he said, Li Xiaolu pulled down the neckline, revealing a deep gully.

"Ahem..."

When he opened his eyes in the morning, he saw the ditch. Jiang Feng almost choked to death with his own saliva. He said, "You said this potion, this thing is precious, I don't have any stock on my body, so I will bring it to you next time!"

"Okay, then!" Li Xiaolu looked disappointed and said, "Don't forget it! I'll go to your school to get it in two days!"

After breakfast, Li Xiaolu drove Jiang Feng to school. Before leaving, he took out a wad of cash from his bag and said, "Sister came out after quarreling with her husband this time. You don’t have a lot of cash with you. Ah, I will replenish you next time!"

Jiang Feng looked at it roughly, and it should be 10,000 yuan, which is not a lot.

...

A banner hung at the school gate: Warmly welcome Professor Wei to come and guide!

Jiang Feng glanced at him and said in his heart: "These days, experts are everywhere, and professors are like dogs. They came to our school to cheat money again!"

The first morning reading class.

The books in the teaching building are full of vigor and vigor.

However, as soon as he entered the classroom, the sound of reading in the class stopped abruptly, and everyone put down their books at the same time, looking at themselves with strange expressions.

"Damn, what do you look at, I haven't seen a handsome guy!"

Jiang Feng was a little confused, and when he got to his seat, he realized that it turned out that the second-model grade had come out.

His scores in all subjects are almost all full marks-except for composition, his total score ranks first in the grade, two places higher than Lin Qi, no wonder everyone has such complicated eyes!

"Low-key, low-key, regular operation!" Jiang Feng sat down with a smile on his face.

"Bah, shameless!"

"What's so good about plagiarizing a dog!"

"From the penultimate test to the first grade, I don't believe in the death. I must have bought the answer!"

...

Some hard-working students couldn’t help but whisper. After all, they study for more than ten hours a day and recite vocabulary when they go to the bathroom, but the unlearned Jiang Feng got the first place in the grade. How can I swallow this breath? .

Jiang Feng was too lazy to explain to them that at this moment, he had only one thing to do.