Lao Tzu is Hades

"What about football?"

When I arrived at the court, I looked at the empty field, let alone the players, there was not even a ball!

Jiang Feng said: "People will come in a while, let's go and sit in the grove for a while!"

He didn't give Lin Qi a chance to react. After speaking, he pulled Lin Qi to the grove, with a smirk on her face.

"What do you want?" Lin Qi had an ominous premonition in her heart. She wanted to run but was blocked by Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng said: "We are now boy and girl friends, you give me a kiss!"

"No!" Lin Qi pursed her mouth, crying in a hurry.

Jiang Feng pressed her fragrant shoulders, pressed her against the tree trunk, and slowly moved his head over. The closer you get, the more you can smell the fragrance of her virginity...

"Oh, the world is getting worse and worse!"

Seeing that he was about to go up in person, suddenly, an old man sighed deep in the woods.

Turning his face, an old man with gray hair in ordinary overalls came up with his pants, and the grass nearby was wet.

"Old stuff!" Jiang Feng scolded, "I'm sorry to say we are!"

The old man said: "I have a problem with the prostate, and you have a problem with morality. This is different!"

After that, he walked to the two of them and said with earnest words: "Young people should learn more about cultural knowledge and become a useful person to society in the future. Today I will assume that I haven't seen it. Let's go!"

Jiang Feng finally tricked Lin Qi here. If he missed this opportunity, he might not be able to kiss him anymore, so he would give up.

While Jiang Feng was distracted, Lin Qi slipped under his arm and ran desperately toward the classroom.

When Jiang Feng recovered, Lin Qi had already run away.

Jiang Feng is angry!

He took off the old man's reading glasses, threw it to the ground, and cursed: "You old thing, it's a good thing for me!" After that, he hurried to chase Lin Qi.

The old man fumbled and retrieved his glasses, and said to himself: "I heard that the Du Lei Private Middle School is simple and honest, and the students respect the old and love the young, but I didn't expect to have a false reputation. The world is getting worse and worse..."

Back in the classroom, Lin Qi said that she would not go out.

Jiang Feng felt a fire and fell asleep on the table...

The first session of the afternoon is the open class of mathematics. The lecturer is Wei Kunlin, a well-known educator, a national super teacher, and an honorary professor of Xiangjiang Middle School.

Many people came to the second class of the third year, the education bureau, school leaders, and other math teachers. Because of Wei Kunlin's reputation, he couldn't ask for any money, but this time he came by himself.

Linglingling...class is now.

An old man with gray hair and ordinary work clothes walked to the podium.

Lin Qi was confused at the time!

This old grandfather is Professor Wei?

This is a coincidence!

She turned her face to look at Jiang Feng, but she didn't expect that this guy was still asleep!

Wei Kunlin cleared his throat, first introduced himself briefly, and then told a short story to attract everyone's attention, and finally entered the teaching very naturally.

It is worthy of being a professor. Not only is he knowledgeable, but the lecture method is also simple and simple. The teachers and students have benefited a lot and take notes carefully.

Halfway through the class, Wei Kunlin wrote a question on the blackboard, looked at the following and said: "Which classmate will come up to answer it?"

This is a proof question, and Wei Kunlin has just talked about the problem-solving skills, but the formulas that need to be used are too many and too complicated, not only the students are worried, but even the teacher is a little dumbfounded.

"Haha, don't worry, take your time, whoever makes it first will raise his hand!" Wei Kunlin picked up the cup and sipped the wolfberry tea.

One minute.

Two minutes.

...

Five minutes later, no one raised their hands.

The classroom was very quiet, and in the still air, there was only the sound of brushing between the pen tip and the paper.

At this moment, a strange sound suddenly came from the corner of the classroom.

"Huh~lu~"

"Huh~lu~"

"Huh~lu~"

Someone is sleeping!

Snoring!

Everyone was dumbfounded, and looked towards the corner at the same time.

Fang Qing was desperately anxious. After all, she was the head teacher, and if such a big problem occurred, she would definitely be criticized by the meeting!

The school leaders and people from the Education Bureau dragged their old faces, wishing to throw the snoring students out the window!

Wei Kunlin also frowned secretly, but soon his brows opened up, because he checked the seating schedule and found that the student who was sleeping was named Jiang Feng, the person he wanted to see most during his trip.

Having been in education for most of his life, Wei Kunlin has seen too many talented students, and he also knows a truth: the more eccentric and incompatible students are, the more likely they are to be talents!

Thinking of this, Wei Kunlin laughed instead, picked up the chalk head, flung it at the corner, and said, "Student Jiang Feng, please come up and answer it!"

"Fuck, who threw me?"

Jiang Feng slept soundly, suddenly felt a pain in the back of his head, scolded and stood up.

"It's you?"

"It's you!"

Jiang Feng and Wei Kunlin stared at each other, and they were stunned for a while.

Wei Kunlin still has experience, pretending that he doesn't know him, with a look of expectation: "Student Jiang Feng, right? Please come up and answer the question on the blackboard!"

"Haha, it's fun to watch now!"

"Didn't you just copied the first grade, this time to see how you get embarrassed!"

The students all had ghosts and wanted to see Jiang Feng's jokes.

The teachers don't think so, because at this moment, Jiang Feng represents the entire Du Lei private middle school, but... he didn't even listen to the class, can he solve this problem?

Jiang Feng rubbed his sleepy eyes, dripped a drop of bull's eyes, took the class notes at the same table and glanced quickly, and strode up!

"Haha, this one really dare to go up!"

"Not too shameful!"

The students underneath were whispering.

But soon, their expressions changed, because Jiang Feng not only did not feel embarrassed, but kept writing "brushing".

In less than half a minute, the blackboard was full of words.

Jiang Feng threw the chalk head away, walked back chastely, and said, "This kind of pediatrics topic, don't bother me next time!"

Jiang Feng only took half a minute to solve the problem, but it took ten times as long for others to understand his answer!

"Ah... it turns out that's the proof!"

"Wonderful! Why can't I remember!"

Not only the students but also the teachers suddenly realized that they nodded frequently. This feeling is only understood by those who have done math problems!

Wei Kunlin's first impression of Jiang Feng is indeed not good, but he is not a staid person, he knows the principle of loving and cherishing talents.

"Sure enough, there are two brushes!"

Wei Kunlin nodded secretly, waited for the students to write down the answers, erased the blackboard, and then wrote a more difficult question.

"Can you solve this function problem?" Wei Kunlin looked at Jiang Feng expectantly.

The knowledge and skills used in this question were not in the class just now, because it was too esoteric, and it would not be possible to talk about it within ten and a half days, and the students might not understand it.